Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

Yue Lianzhou's voice was as cold as ice.

Xu Shimei had never seen anyone with such a terrifying expression, so she was there.

There was silence all around.

Yue Lianzhou has always been a gentleman, and there are many fans of him in the program group. Whether he is under the camera or not, he feels gentle and tolerant. This really broke everyone's perception.

Yue Lianzhou stood up after saying this, and pulled Jiang Wangye.

"Come."

The two changed their seats by the window, and Yue Lianzhou's expression turned warm after getting away from Xu Shimei.

The set meal came out quickly, with two small vegetarian dishes, a pie, and a bowl of tea soup.

Jiang Wangye stood up to get the tableware, but was held down by Yue Lianzhou.

He smiled: "I didn't let you serve others, how could I let you serve me?"

After that, he got up to get the tableware.

Jiang Wangye lowered his head and rubbed the tea bowl, his mood suddenly improved.

Halfway through eating, Lu Youli and Lin Shuangshuang came in.

Xu Shimei and the others were sitting at the door, but Lin Shuangshuang pretended not to see them, and went straight to Jiang Wangye and the others as Lu Youli passed by in a high-profile way.

Lu Youli is a standard e-sports nerd. After walking for a whole morning, he was paralyzed. He fell on the seat next to Yue Lianzhou and leaned on Yue Lianzhou.

Yue Lianzhou pressed two fingers against his head, frowned and pushed him away: "You're recording a variety show, what does it look like?"

Lu Youli sobbed: "Captain, you don't know what the program crew did! They asked me to do push-ups! Do thirty!"

Lin Shuangshuang was furious: "What thirty? Didn't I make 25??"

"Didn't I also make five?" Lu Youli put his chin on the table, "I can't, I'm just a waste, I can't bear the burden of life, hoot."

Nine of the ten missions are Lin Shuangshuang's main force.

She was originally a fan of the BOH team, but when she formed a team with Yuli Lu, she almost became a fan of the BOH team.

Lin Shuangshuang gritted her teeth: "I knew I would have made you team up with Zhu Youlin, and let him know that the world is dangerous."

"Why do you mention him well?"

Along the way, Lin Shuangshuang recounted to Lu Youli what Xu Shimei and Zhu Youlin said in the car. Even if Lu Youli was weak, he didn't like these two people now.

Xu Shimei is a gossiping, self-righteous, clinging to her old lady, a very annoying old lady.

People like Zhu Youlin are not much better.

In the front of the car, he recalled how good his relationship with Jiang Wangye was, and when Xu Shimei said Jiang Wangye in the back, Zhu Youlin didn't even refute a word. This kind of duplicitous personality has a problem.

Thinking of this, Lu Youli became excited again.

He looked at the camera left and right, and said in a low voice, "Mr. Jiang, you have a good relationship with that surnamed Zhu? That person is not a good person. You should cut off your righteousness with him as soon as possible, and you will end your friendship!"

Jiang Wangye frowned.

What kind of bad adjective is this?

But thinking that it was Lu Youli who said this, Jiang Wangye's eyebrows loosened again.

Jiang Wangye reminded him: "You have wheat pinned to your collar, it's no use talking so quietly, you can put it in."

"Ah? Oh." Lu Youli's voice became louder: "Zhu Youlin said that the two of you had a very good relationship when you were in a group, and he still told you to get up, and you still called him brother."

Half of the people in the store looked at them.

Even Xu Shimei and Zhu Youlin vaguely heard something.

With a "snap", Jiang Wangye couldn't control it and broke the chopsticks in his hand.

This time even Lin Shuangshuang spoke up: "That Zhu Youlin is really not a good... good person, Mr. Jiang, don't be so nice to him in the future."

Jiang Wangye was silent: "I have a good relationship with him?"

"Isn't it good?" Lu Youli slapped the table: "You're calling him brother! Oh my god, I don't dare to call my brother brother, I'm afraid my brother will think I'm disgusting."

Jiang Wangye also felt sick.

His face was ugly and his brows were wrinkled.

Although a camera was filming and the headset was turned off, I couldn't help but clarify: "I don't have a good relationship with him, and I've never called him brother..."

Jiang Wangye couldn't continue, feeling faintly nauseous.

Yue Lianzhou looked at him with his chin propped up, and thoughtfully pushed the bowl of tea soup towards him.

"Shun Shun."

Jiang Wangye took two mouthfuls.

Lin Shuangshuang is not stupid, but Jiang Wangye's reaction is that he is extremely disgusted with Zhu Youlin. How could he be so close to him as Zhu Youlin said?

She understood the reason why Zhu Youlin said that after a little thought.

"This surnamed Zhu is really disgusting." Lin Shuangshuang was very angry, "I really hate industrial saccharin!"

Industrial saccharin?

Jiang Wangye was taken aback for a moment, and he understood what it meant when she looked at him with a smile on her old aunt's face.

"Are you... craving CP?"

"correct."

Jiang Wangye glanced at Yue Lianzhou unconsciously.

Yue Lianzhou didn't say a word, just looked at him with his chin propped up.

At this moment, Jiang Wangye turned his head and met his eyes.

Yue Lianzhou raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong, Mr. Jiang?"

What can Jiang Wangye say?

Said that Lin Shuangshuang was eating us?

Jiang Wangye shook his head: "It's okay."

Unable to hold back after speaking, she whispered to Lin Shuangshuang: "Me and... We are good brothers and good friends."

Lin Shuangshuang looked at him with a look of surprise: "I know."

"Know that you are still drinking?"

Lin Shuangshuang put her chin on her hands with a smile, looked at him, and then at Yue Lianzhou: "Because you two are good-looking and sweet. Only fake ones are worth eating. Who wants to eat dog food for real couples?"

Understood, I took a brain supplement.

It's nothing to say.

Yue Lianzhou listened to his words, and suddenly said, "Teacher Jiang."

"Ok?"

"Your tea seems to be darker than mine?"

"Is there?" Jiang Wangye compared, "No, I look the same."

"I look different, let me have a taste?"

Jiang Wangye pushed the bowl over without even thinking about it. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Lin Shuangshuang's eyes shining, with a face of "I've got it", and he didn't know what was going on in his mind.

Jiang Wangye fished the bowl back out of nowhere.

Yue Lianzhou stopped his hand ready to take the bowl, and looked at him, "Mr. Jiang, isn't this bad?"

Jiang Wangye's ears turned red, and his face was calm: "It's all the same store, so the taste must be the same."

Lu Youli interjected: "I see that the color seems to be different, let me taste it, my sense of taste is very sensitive!"

The three people at the table looked at him.

Lu Youli looked at them one by one, the more he looked at them, the more aggrieved he became.

"What's the matter, I'll also order tea soup for you to drink later, not to take advantage of you."

Lin Shuangshuang sighed faintly: "Lu Youli, I hate you for being blind."

"What blind man? When did I become blind?"

"I also hate you for being a fool."

Lu Yuli complained: "The captain scolded me!"

"Ah."

Lu Youli froze.

Yue Lianzhou looked at Jiang Wangye, and sighed: "However, there is still someone pretending to be stupid here."

Jiang Wangye stopped drinking water.

The author has something to say:

Who named the cross-country CP, you are really wild...