i spent the summer in gotham

13.

At that time, the reason why I reported the Carrefour Hotel to Jiang was not only because he was doing business in two worlds at the same time, selling both human beings and ghosts.

The main reason is at the back, because the ghost tenant in the toilet in my room has not checked out, so I can only borrow the staff toilet at the back of the hotel.

A group of young male and female ghosts were dancing in the toilet with their heads in their arms. Seeing me push the door open, a ghost brother staggered upside down and stuffed a small paper bag into my hand, "Girl, would you like a bite? "

I kicked him to the ground, opened the small paper bag calmly, burned incense to Jiang, and then called the underworld, "Hey, little Hades, there is a ghost sneaking out from the underworld to gather people to take ecstasy."

Jiang Jiu's voice revealed the exhaustion of working overtime for three years, "You can do it yourself, and I will approve it."

I added, "Here is a natural yin and yang eye."

"Give me 5 minutes!" Jiang suddenly cheered up, "The Underworld Commissioner will be here soon!"

14.

The black-hearted and yin-yang-eyed owner of the Carrefour Hotel was captured by Jiang and returned to the underworld on the spot. In order not to be fried in a frying pan after death, he signed a treaty with cattle and horses.

After all, it is ghosts who take drugs, not humans.The black-hearted boss does not sell drugs, all the messy things are brought by the ghosts who are having fun, the boss himself just provides a place.Jiang reluctantly threw him to sell glutinous rice balls on the Ghost Festival, which later became a rice bowl.

Now Jason and I are standing at the door of the Carrefour guest house, alarm bells ringing in our heads.

I took a deep breath, bit the bullet and pushed open the door of the guest house.

Familiar counters, familiar reclining chairs, familiar flip flops.

Uncle raised his eyelids lightly and glanced at me, his pupils trembling, "Why is it you!!"

I still want to ask, why is it you! !

Taking people in to take drugs in Gotham will be dragged out and shot by the hunk next to me for 10 minutes! !

15.

Unlucky, the uncle got up from the reclining chair, "You guys are here to get the glutinous rice balls."

He took out a festive red box from the table hole behind the counter, "Here, take it and leave quickly. I have nothing to check here. I am now the commissioner of the underworld, and I eat official food."

I took the box and took a closer look. The red hard shell was printed in large bold letters, "Carrefour Hotel, bringing you the warmth of home."

...? ? ?

Will never change, right? ?

Do you sell the glutinous rice balls in the underworld in a box? ?

The boss with yin and yang eyes rubbed his neck, "Jiang didn't say he wouldn't sell it. Look at my shop, it's not worth the money, people want to eat."

The veins on my forehead were throbbing, "Don't think about making money for civil servants, you're going to give 500 years of labor to the underworld for nothing!"

The boss was confident, "Look at this package, which word says hello glutinous rice balls? Difu glutinous rice balls are in bulk, and mine are in a whole box!"

I see.I was expressionless, "So you have neither paid taxes to the local government nor passed through US customs, so you just prostitute Meng Po's glutinous rice balls for free, right?"

The boss rascally said, "I'm a local glutinous rice ball, what kind of customs do I go through?"

Jason understood fiercely, "So that's it, take the road to hell."

The boss's eyes lit up, "It's still the big brother who knows the goods."

He ran out affectionately and hooked Jason's shoulder, "Do you smoke or not, let my brother chat with you."

The pair of gray and brown yin and yang eyes narrowed, and the boss gestured in front of Jason with his fingers, "Hell, it is a direct train, without geographical restrictions, and the conditions of Wangchuan River are unique. The construction on the other side of hell is too poor, so we can't Transport things, and all the sulfur will be burned for you."

There was an obvious heartbeat on Jason's face.

I'm terrified, what are you thinking about, bro!

The boss patted Jason on the back generously, "It's better to act than to be moved. We have sites in Central and South America."

Why do what, don't abduct my brother!

The boss rubbed his fingers, "You know what I mean. Although I am the person in charge of North America, I still have to pay for it." He knocked on the table, "I am not just a casual person. We are all friends when we are in business. You said, there is an express direct to the extradition site, and Nanjing’s duck blood vermicelli soup is still hot.”

My ears move.

The boss began to report the name of the dish, "Bo Bo Chicken Skewers Fragrant Chicken Pot Roast Duck Yellow Braised Chicken Rice Flat Meat Hot Dry Noodles Fried Cake Sha County Snack Morning Tea Vegetable Pancake Southern Ginger Chicken New Year Cake Dumpling..."

I swallowed.

The position suddenly became unstable.

The boss Shi Shiran said, "Half of the extradition station works part-time for catering. You are not in a hurry, you can come to me anytime."

I asked tremblingly, "How much is the courier fee?"

Although monks can fly around to find something to eat, how can the feeling of going out for food and eating takeaway at home be the same? !

The boss raised a finger, "For the sake of your acquaintance, I'll be cheaper and only charge you this amount."

Jason grabbed my hand that was about to be extended to pay, "Calm down, why did you defect so quickly!"

Woohoo, I don't want to, I can't control myself.

16.

"Takeaway starts at one dollar," the boss winked at Jason, "it starts at two dollars."

Jason was about to move, he asked, "Can you put in the ammunition?"

Me: "Hello?? Wait??"

The boss slapped his hands, "Of course, we'll pretend we didn't see it when you put it in the container."

"I'm still here, don't ignore me??"

Jason held my shoulder calmly, "It's not a big deal, Xiao Li."

He said lightly, "Isn't it just a boat of AK47?"

"Isn't it just a ship of missiles?"

"Isn't it just a nuclear warhead?"

The boss agreed, "That's right, he doesn't make money, and I don't make money either. We are all small businesses!"

God damn small business, what are you going to do with nuclear warheads, Jason, be careful when dad finds out, he drove the Batmobile over to beat you up overnight!

17.

The boss also works part-time in the smuggling business.

He is really capable.

There are many dead souls in the world who don't want to go to hell. Of course, the boss will not take people to hell.

But he will take people to Limbo.Limbo is the place where Grandma Martha and Grandpa Thomas strolled for ten years to the gate of hell.

The boss doesn't accept everyone. Some undead who have connections but are not good things will be directly kicked to hell by him, or shot on the spot.

"Anyway, he's already died before, and he certainly doesn't mind dying again." The boss explained sincerely, "I shot a pedophile last time for 10 minutes."

Jiang just turned a blind eye and closed one eye, because things are up to now.With his wisdom and hard work, the boss has become a major taxpayer in the underworld, and the tax paid every year can support one-tenth of the underworld.Jiang used the tax money he paid to convert his office into an e-sports room.

The boss made a generous statement, "Paying taxes is my obligation, and crime is my hobby!"

"I didn't do anything outrageous!"

He pondered, "No, I didn't break the law either."

I pointed out sharply, "You are helping to smuggle people out."

The boss plausibly said, "What is smuggling, that is to find a stable home for one's next life!" He spread his hands and embraced the world, "We are all family members, and family members should help each other!"

"What about the ghosts you shot on the spot?"

"They are all a family, and I will personally send them on the road. Isn't this a beautiful family relationship?"

... ok.

18.

Having said that, the boss asked us to scan the QR code to add a group.

I entered the group and looked at the top of my head. The name of the group is "Family Love Each Other", and the dialog box shows "All members are muted".

Me: "...what is this?"

The boss said proudly, "Online intelligence trading sites, the group is full of reliable ghosts, and I won't let them in if they are unreliable."

Jason flipped through the members of the group, and suddenly fell silent.

I looked over and he was studying the name of a group member.

John Constantine.

?

19.

The boss strongly recommends, "We also have a gathering place for family talents. I love my family. Home and everything prosper, Juyi hall."

"The first one is professional and technical personnel. Now we usually go to major colleges and universities to check to see if there are any sudden deaths. Of course, we accept factories and homeless people."

"Juyi Hall is mainly engaged in criminal investigation, and there are quite a few people there. All of them are talents, and they speak nicely."

I asked, "Then what is a pig farm, a pig killer?"

"No, the pig farm is in the catering industry. It has been said that there are many restaurants in the extradition point."

"What about the Water Curtain Cave?"

"This one sells CDs." The boss rolled his eyes and lowered his voice, "There is a new version of Poison Ivy Harley Quinn."

I also whispered, "Please borrow one to talk."

Jason: "I heard you."

20.

I clicked into the "Palace of Compassion and Peace" and saw a stack of shopping receipts.

Chatting in the underworld shopping agent group was in full swing.

"Sephora Canada offers discounted True Soul Returns."

"Great discount on tax-free purchases from Korea."

"Customs Overstock Storage Discount."

Without saying a word, I sent the group link to Meimei, Barbara and Stephen.

I am truly a faithful friend.

21.

We took the Carrefour glutinous rice balls.

It was already late when I went back, and all kinds of people in ghost costumes were wandering in the street, among them were mixed with many real ghosts and vampires, and even the succubus came out to join in the fun at this time, flapping their little wings to find targets to hook up with.

I glanced over the crowd and saw Damian in the Robin uniform and Joe in the Superboy uniform.

Then there is Tim dressed as a Jedi Knight and Connor who has no clothes at all.

I was full of question marks, "What is Connor dressed as?"

Jason raised his eyebrows, "Can't you see it?"

"hold head high?"

"Isn't he dressed as a Kryptonian?"

fuck.

22.

After the Carrefour glutinous rice balls were brought back, I put them in the refrigerator and did not plan to cook them for everyone.

Jiang is already crazy about working overtime, and no one knows if he will make small moves.

It's a pity that I forgot, our house lives with a group of live rats who don't eat what they get.

The equipment needs to be snatched by oneself to be used smoothly, and the midnight snack must be stolen by oneself to be delicious.

Tim came back at night and secretly cooked the box of Carrefour glutinous rice balls in the refrigerator.

He didn't wake up the next morning.

Tim -!

23.

That afternoon, before my sword pierced through the underworld, Sleeping Beauty Tim opened his eyes.

His eyes were bloodshot, and he sat up from the bed panting in horror.

We sat around his bed and worried, "Tim, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, no, I'm fine," Tim said inconstantly, clutching his hair deliriously, "I had a nightmare."

He trembled a bit, "I dreamed that I was locked in a computer room full of computers and worked overtime. A group of men in black and white with strange sticks stood behind me and told me that I would not let me go until the program was finished. .”

... Isn't that Black and White Wuchang holding a mourning stick? ?

This is not a dream at all, duck, you were just tricked into going to hell to work overtime