i spent the summer in gotham

1.

Halloween is a special day in the West, just as special as the Chinese Ghost Festival.

In the eyes of ordinary people, this day is a holiday for human beings, and people put on ghost costumes and walk around in the streets and alleys.

In the eyes of relevant people, this day is a carnival for demons and ghosts. Strange creatures swagger into the crowd and celebrate side by side with humans wearing masks on the street.

But this is very troublesome for people like me who have one foot on each side.

Yin and Yang eyes, like natural sword bones, are also extremely rare constitutions among monks.Ordinary monks can only perceive the approximate location, and if they want to see the specific situation, they have to borrow talismans to open their eyes.

Halloween coincides with Sunday, and there are no other courses in Shushan, so I plan to go to Gotham to join in the fun.

The hell infrastructure has a lot of hips, and the protection on holidays is not good.

In contrast, the underworld is operating at a rapid speed under Jiang Jiu's management.Every year after the ghosts are approved to leave the gate of ghosts on the Ghost Festival, there are local government commissioners setting up stalls selling steamed buns and glutinous rice balls in the human world, so as not to starve the ghosts.Occasionally there are too many ghosts, and the ghosts behind have not yet eaten.

Ordinary people can't see the glutinous rice ball stalls, and if they see it, they will go up and get a bowl carelessly, and big trouble will happen.

It’s not that if you eat glutinous rice balls from the underworld, you won’t be able to return to the world of the living, but most mortals who eat glutinous rice balls are born with yin and yang eyes. The eternal social animal life of having to work as long as you live.

There is only one gate in the ghost gate, and everyone goes out to find a way to fly to their hometowns in various parts of China.The No. [-] glutinous rice ball stall is located outside the ghost gate and is often overturned.

Po Meng, who cooks glutinous rice balls at Stall No. [-], is a southerner who likes meat glutinous rice balls. The ratio of sweet and salty glutinous rice balls is [-]:[-].

There are often irascible old men who only eat sweet glutinous rice balls and slap the table, "What kind of weird thing is this?"

The salty party who took the sweet glutinous rice balls was furious, "Is sweet glutinous rice balls something that ghosts can eat? Ghosts are going to be sweetened to death!"

"Are you looking for trouble??"

"Eat me a big fight!"

The sweet and salty two parties who are still fighting even when they go down to the underworld fight. Every year, a group of fighting ghosts can be tortured there to work overtime in the computer room.

Sometimes they can catch a group of starving ghosts and take away all the food from the stall while the Sweet and Salty Party is fighting.

Jiang was so angry that he had a heart attack, "Do you look down on omnivores like us, do you offend them by eating sweet and salty food?"

"Beep beep again, don't eat it next year!"

2.

After the No. [-] glutinous rice ball stall was overturned in the third year, Jiang compromised.

Xiao Yan Wang sent an order to distribute rice bowls and steamed buns instead.

Holding the pork chop rice, the Shaanxi ghost hesitated to speak, "Can you give me a bowl of noodles, ordinary oil-splashed noodles are also fine."

The Shandong Zaozhuang ghost said simply, "I want to eat it, so I want to eat it."

The beautiful ghost of Meng Po was speechless, "What is a cylinder sticker?"

"Youth version of baked naan."

Northeast ghosts are gnawing on roasted sweet potatoes by the side of the road.

Hubei ghost passed by the probe, "Since we have already made noodles, how about some alkaline water noodles and sesame paste to make hot dry noodles?"

Jiang was furious, "If you ask again, give me buns!!"

Dizang asked calmly, "The southern bun or the northern bun."

"..."

This is how the head of Little Hades approached Luthor day by day.

3.

Little Hades has been eyeing Tim since the summer vacation, wishing he could find someone to assassinate Little President Wayne now, so that he can go to the underworld to work in advance.

Knowing that I was going to Gotham for Halloween, he said hello.

"We have set up an extradition hostel in North America, and the hostel in New Jersey is in Gotham. You can go there and pick up a portion of glutinous rice balls that haven't been distributed this year."

"Did you drag me to the underworld to work after eating?"

"Oh, it was exposed."

"As the King of Hades, you should be normal to me!"

"I love you, Chumi."

"It's useless to be cute!!!"

4.

That being said, the glutinous rice balls still have to be picked up.It just so happened that Jason was also in Gotham. He was very interested in the extradition hostel in the underworld, and wanted to visit it with me.

It was not yet dark, but there were ghosts and ghosts wandering the streets at dusk.The sword bone is very unfriendly on this occasion, because the ghosts mixed in the crowd are about to move, and the itching buried deep in the flesh makes people want to chop from the street to the end of the street.

Jason noticed my strangeness and asked, "Are you born to see ghosts, or do you need to use skills to open your eyes?"

"The sword bone is just a little more sensitive than ordinary people, and you will have a general feeling. If you want to really see it, you must open your eyes." I said, "And it is easy to see some strange things when you open your eyes, so I generally don't open my eyes."

Jason became interested, "What will you see?"

I posted a talisman for myself, pinched my eyes and gave him a live demonstration.

"For example, the Yaksha over there only wears a loincloth when going out, hey, this is the Dongying ghost."

Jason: "...don't look."

"For another example, the werewolf over there is kissing a vampire. Hey, aren't you a blood feud? So it's that kind of blood feud, which is indecent."

Jason: "...Don't look at it."

A line of heavily armed Wraiths walked past me, followed by three tanks, rumbling over the road.I stopped and glanced in the direction they were heading, "Ah, this should be a group of ghosts gathering to blow up Arkham, the local ghosts of Gotham."

Jason's expression suddenly became serious, and he grabbed my shoulder, "Just pretend you don't know, and let them blow it up."

Selfishness is too obvious.

5.

Compared with the Japanese Yashas who only wear loincloths and the werewolves and vampires who are affectionate on the street, there are still more local ghosts in Gotham on the streets.

Opening the eyes is a general term. In fact, it opens the five senses of the monks. In addition to being able to see ghosts, we can also hear ghosts talking.

Local ghosts are easy to distinguish from foreign ghosts, because they talk about different topics.

A bunch of shoulder-to-shoulder buddies around me were debating whether the Riddler was a transvestite or a fetish.Because it is not fashionable to put a niche label on the Premier League these days.

Finally they came to a conclusion.

First, exclude homosexuality.The Riddler may not be gay, so he neglected body management in his middle age.In the United States, where muscular men are popular, it is really rare to be as thin as a scarecrow.

Scarecrow you say?Does he need a reason to be thin?

Is that the Scarecrow?

6.

In the same way, penguins are also heterosexual.

Alas, the riddle goose BE.

7.

Amidst the echoes, a ghost proposed a new idea.

"Then, Batman has such a good figure, he must be gay?"

There was a dead silence, and ghost faces looked at each other.

"Ah this..."

"This one……"

They looked around, thought about it, and came to a very outrageous conclusion.

"It's true! Batman must be gay!"

"Otherwise, who would wear tights and jump up and down every night and twist their thighs around other people's necks!"

A brother with a leaky front tooth poked his neck and said that his cervical spine may not be very good, pity, sympathy.

Full of compassion, I kicked him in the neck.

Jason couldn't hear his screams.

But Jason could see my inexplicable movements, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay," I said kindly, "I'm stretching my legs."

8.

The ghosts stared at me suspiciously for a while, and I chatted with Jason without changing my expression.

They suspiciously made cannibalistic movements in front of me, and I didn't even bat an eye.

They gathered together again to gossip.

A male ghost from Bludhaven, wearing a T-shirt around Nightwing, rubbed his chin, "That Nightwing..."

The ghosts widened their eyes.

The Yeyi fan ghost tapped his palm, "Isn't that even better, I have a chance too!"

"Oh." I sneered ferociously.

Toad wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking.

Don't say that people and ghosts have different paths, if you have me in your next life, don't even think about seeing my brother's ass!

Jason looked at me with a chill, "Why did you suddenly smile, this smile is so scary!"

9.

The ghosts didn't know I was making them into watches, and they drew an even wilder inference.

"Heroes in tights are gay!"

A ghost thought for a while, then suddenly woke up, "No, Superman is married!"

Yep, research is deadlocked.

I turned my gratified eyes to the man who found out that Superman was married, and I didn't feel relieved for three seconds, only to see the ghost with spinal pain shout, "No! Wrong! We have all fallen into a misunderstanding!"

He plausibly said, "The LGBTQ group is not only gay!"

Why, you still suspect that Louise is the Lily team who has a two-way crush with Wonder Woman?

I just heard the spine-paining ghost slap his chest and swear, "Superman has big breasts, looks handsome, and he's still out of this world, he must be—"

definitely is?

"FOURTH LOVE!!!"

……

The Laughing Bat is knocking on your door tomorrow.

Wei Yixiao had good intentions.

:)

10.

As long as the publication is serialized for a long time, the piper can find Kryptonians.

Luther, the task of breeding on Krypton is entrusted to you.

Like a real fan, you are the savior of the Kryptonians!

11.

Wonder Woman and Leopard Girl might get married tomorrow.

Haha.

:)

12.

We followed the address given by Little Hades and found a cold and dark alley.

In the depths of the alley, there is a poor-quality red signboard with a few large Chinese characters written on it, "Carrefour Guest House."

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

The last time I saw the word "Carrefour" was when I was traveling during the summer vacation a few years ago.

It is much more convenient for monks to travel than ordinary people. They don't need transportation, and it takes less than an hour to go back and forth between Heilongjiang and Hainan.

Shushan is on holiday, and my mother is not at home all year round.I calculated the money carefully and decided to stay in a hotel outside for one night.

I carefully selected a cheap hotel on the M group, only to realize something was wrong when I stood at the door.

Under the big-character signboard of "Carrefour Hotel", there is a narrow door.

I don't need to open my eyes, I can feel the excitement inside just from the sword bone, the excitement in the sense of the underworld.

I looked at the M group and couldn't refund the money.With the stingy mentality that I can't waste money and the daring of a high-level artist who can't beat me anyway, I stepped in the door.

An uncle in flip-flops and big pants was lying on a rocking chair behind the dilapidated counter, lazily opened his eyelids, "Stay in the store."

In his eyes, the pupils on both sides faintly showed two different colors under the lamp, one gray and one brown.A person born with yin and yang eyes hides here to open a hotel.

Seeing me staring into his eyes, the flip-flop uncle twitched his nose, "You actually know how to do it," he pulled to keep his account book, "In that case, I'll find you a room with a low occupancy rate."

... What occupancy are you talking about? ?

At that time, I was still too young, so I took the room card and entered the room ignorantly.

I didn't know what the phrase "low occupancy" meant until I put down my backpack and walked into the toilet.

"What do you mean?" Jason asked.

I took out the lollipop in my mouth vicissitudes of life.

"After I entered the toilet."

"A hand stuck out of the toilet."

"It tells me I can't use the toilet yet."

I smiled miserably, "Because it's still three hours before check-out time."

Jason and I stood at the door of the Carrefour guest house, and I took a lollipop and sighed, "The low occupancy rate means that the hotel is sold by people and ghosts, and there are fewer ghosts living in that room."

Jason was silent for a moment, "Then what did you do then?"

"Later, oh, I reported the hotel that was doing business in the two worlds to Jiang. Uncle Yin Yang was fined to work in the underworld for 500 years for violating the regulations. Jiang happily gave me a bonus of 2000 billion."

"Then you are still poor?"

"Phantom coins."