i spent the summer in gotham

170.

After having dinner with the Lightning family, the weather turned colder, and the Chinese New Year was getting closer.

Dumplings are of course indispensable for Chinese New Year. I was in the kitchen making dumpling fillings, and Dick was studying how to make dumplings with the dumpling wrappers I bought from Chinatown spread out in his palm.

"Can you wrap a bat shape," Dick said enthusiastically, "the one with the Nightwing logo is also fine."

I smiled kindly, "If you want meat paste soup, please."

Dick still didn't give up, "Then how about I shape the stuffing into a bat shape?"

"You can't tell if it's cooked, give up." I ruthlessly broke his fantasy, changed the subject, and picked up a pre-sterilized Batman commemorative coin from the chopping board, "But this can be wrapped in, and you can eat it as long as you want." Those who get dumplings with coins will have good luck in the coming year."

"Is that so?" Dick rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

While we were talking, there was a knock on the kitchen window, and a panda head poked its head quietly behind the window, its small eyes gleaming with vigilance, clinging to the window sill to observe secretly.

Seeing that we were making dumplings, Xiaobai blinked his eyes a few times, "Is there any dumplings stuffed with winter bamboo shoots?"

Me: "...Yes, and how did you come here?"

Not long after the summer vacation ended, Xiaobai swam across the Pacific Ocean again and returned to Shushan.This winter vacation, he didn't come with my flying sword, but went down the mountain to play around first.

The giant panda, like a glutinous rice dumpling, crawled in from behind the window sill with difficulty, carrying a cloth pocket with bamboo shoots on his back, "Mr. Yan Ting said that the New Year is coming soon, let me bring you a jacket."

From the small cloth pocket, he took out a red and green print northeast coat half my height, "and the same style of cotton trousers, he told you not to freeze your legs."

The thick cotton wool and the fresh and refined color scheme are exactly what Master loves for me!

I held the jacket and was silent for a while, "Did he grab it at a discount during Double Twelve?"

Xiaobai gave a thumbs up, "That's right, he also bought himself a pair of Hongxing Erke sneakers!"

I knew this jacket was used by him to make up for it!

"Also," Xiaobai fumbled in his cloth pocket again, "This is the elixir that Chen Xu entrusted me to bring over. It is a new product he tried out. It is said that it can completely change a person's appearance and body, and achieve camouflage." Effect."

Chen Xu is the naive doctor among us, who develops some weird pills every day, and he will share some of the convenient and fun pills with us, both for trial and sharing.This person is a bit stronger than Zhao Quede, he has no idea of ​​crossing the river.

I picked up the small bottle and observed it. The ordinary white balls lay quietly at the bottom of the glass bottle.

Dick also came over, "There won't be any side effects after eating it?"

"It's not like that," I poured out a white ball, "Although Chen Xu would use us as guinea pigs to test medicines, the pills he gave us have usually been tested several times, at least they won't die immediately after eating them." situation."

I stuffed the whole white ball into my mouth and swallowed it.no taste.There is no other strange feeling.

I look at Dick and Dick looks at me and shakes his head.

Is there something wrong with the medicine of the stupid doctor? Why does it not change after swallowing it?

"Will it take a few minutes to see the effect?" said a deep male voice.

……

Who?

Has a stranger invaded Wayne Manor?

Or did my Kryptonians come to Earth? ?

Dick looked serious and pointed to my throat, my eyes widening in horror.

171.

The person in the mirror looks no different from me.

Except, Adam's apple.

Does radically changing a person's physical features mean sexual transformation?ah?

Now it seems that after becoming a man, I am not an inch taller, and my face is also a standard delicate boy. Except for an extra Adam's apple, there is no difference from the original.

Li Quyi is taller than me!

Oh no.

There should be one more thing.

I pushed open the toilet door deeply.

How can this be called hooliganism? See how you can be considered a hooligan?

A few minutes later, I walked out of the toilet with a flushed face.

Tong Yan giant O dwarf attack.

As expected of me.

Fragrant.

172.

Dick crushed the ball, "I think..."

We looked around, no one was there, I showed a sinister smile, "Do what you want, there is only one day anyway."

A few minutes later, a bright beauty with black hair and blue eyes came out of the toilet.

The beauty rolled back her shoulder-hanging black hair, her bright blue eyes looked around happily, "It feels so strange." She looked at me strangely, "Why are you crying?"

I wiped away the tears that rolled from the corners of my eyes because of excitement.

She is a beautiful and lively beauty, and she is a new wife!

What, you said the person standing in front of me is my brother?

What's up with me and Rachael talking about Dick?

Go on, wife post!

173.

Rachel and I exchanged glances and shared sinister grins.

When Jason and Damian came back, they saw me put a plate of steaming dumplings on the table.

I lowered my voice, "This plate is vegetarian dumplings. Tim will be back soon, you wait for him to come back and eat together."

Jason frowned, "Why is your voice so strange?"

I coughed artificially, "I have a cold."

Damian looked around, "Where's Richard?"

I pointed upstairs, "In his own room."

Before walking into the kitchen, I reminded, "I will eat it when Tim comes back. I only cooked this one, and the rest are in the refrigerator."

After saying this, I stepped into the kitchen and gave a thumbs up to Rachel who was hiding here.The two of us quickly escaped through the window and sat on the roof of Wayne Manor to watch the live broadcast on the pre-installed monitor.

Sure enough, I walked into the kitchen with my front foot, and Jason took out a fork with his back foot, and stuffed three dumplings into his mouth with one fork, "Does this thing need to be dipped in vinegar?"

Damian took a pair of chopsticks, "It's impossible to leave them for Drake, just wait for him to come back and lick the plate."

The smiles on Rachel's and I's mouths gradually widened.

It was no longer Jason and Damian sitting at the table, but Jessica and Damiani.

On Jessica's chest, at a speed visible to the naked eye, tall buildings rose from the ground.Ah, although he himself is not very flat, at least not as flat as I am.

Damiani was slightly better than him. The tight muscle lines on the boy's arms were soft and soft, like the curves scooped out of milk.

Rachel and I hugged our bellies and laughed wildly behind the monitor, uploading frantic screenshots to the cloud.

Jessica tugged at her chest, which felt bound. She was stunned when she saw Damiani.Damiani also froze when he saw him.

The two quickly realized what had happened.

Two roars resounded through Wayne Manor, "Li Cizhang, Grayson! You are already two dead people!!!"

Me and Rachel: Hee hee hee hee hee.

174.

Tim laughs like a wriggling maggot on the couch.

Jessica changed into a looser dress, looked at him blankly, and showed the knife in her hand.

Without saying a word, Damiani got up and went to the study to get the samurai sword hanging on the wall.

Rachel held Damiani's head firmly, and buried her little sister into her turbulent chest, "Let's get along peacefully, little D."

Damian Nimoon struggled against her chest, "Let me go, Grayson!"

"It's Rachel Grayson." Rachel said with a smile.

I'm still trying to stick with Jessica, "Tie stick, wife, hug one."

Jessica punched me on the head, "Go to hell, wretched man!"

Tim laughed enough, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Tsk tsk, how does it feel to be a woman?" He said, taking a sip of the coffee in hand.

There was a suffocating silence.

Suddenly wake up.

Tim looked at the coffee cup in his hand, and then at me with a meaningful smile, "Please tell me that you didn't put drugs in my coffee cup."

"No," I said kindly.

Tim breathed a sigh of relief.

"But with the powder in the coffee mate, yes, the bag you just tore open and poured into the coffee cup."

We watch as Tim turns into Tina as he pulls out the trash can and starts choking.

Jessica sneered, "How is it, does it feel good to be a woman?

175.

Hearing that Tina was here, Stephanie grabbed Barbara with her left hand and Cassandra with her right hand, and flew back to Wayne Manor against time.

She gasped when she saw Jessica.

"Impossible! Jessica's breasts can't be the biggest in the family! I don't believe it!"

Jessica held a kitchen knife in her hand, "Say one more thing."

Barbara twisted the white pill and looked at it, "Are you sure there are no side effects after taking it?"

"I've already called." I sat on the sofa neatly, not sticking to Barbara's body as usual, "the effect will probably last for a day."

"It's kind of fun," Barbara said, popping the pill into her mouth and swallowing it.

Stephanie and Kassan came over too.

We stared in the living room with Babs, Steve, and Cassandros.

"Damn it!" I punched Jessica's thigh in grief and anger, "Why am I the only one who remains the same height after sex change!"

In front of the red-haired, blond-haired, and black-haired Tsukishita, I was as insignificant as Koichi Hirose looking up at Jotaro.

I hugged my head and said, "Even if I grow a few centimeters, I can be as tall as Tim!"

Tina:? ?

"Have you been unhappy seeing me grow taller for a long time??"

176.

The first thing a girl does after transsexuality.

into the toilet.

There was a group of us, so we went into the bathroom together.

We are here to complete the competition and challenges that every boy will experience in his life.

We compared the size.

The result is gratifying.

Me first, Cassandros second, Steve and Babs subtly the same.

Length is inversely proportional to our size as girls.

This may mean that when God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you.

Tong Yan giant O dwarf Gong is the most dio! !

177.

We originally planned to contact Kate to come over and give love to the entrapment.

Tina makes a point.

"Kate's sexuality is female, so after she becomes a man, is she considered GL or BG?"

Good question, thought provoking.

So we let Kate go, because it's politically incorrect for GL to become BG.

We also didn't drug Renee Montoya, or GL would become BL, and we were afraid that Kate would grow up.

sin sin.

178.

After watching around, there was one person in the family who was not harmed.

Quietly, quietly, with sex-changing pills, we sneaked into the Batcave.

A peerless beauty with a good figure and a delicate face sat in front of the bat computer and meditated.

Her hair was as black as ebony, her eyes were as blue as the deep sea, and her lips were as red as roses.

She is Brucey, our single mom.

179.

Dad, ah no, mother!

When did you get recruited, mother!

It turns out that you were the first person to be harmed by that plate of dumplings?