i spent the summer in gotham

809.

Jason went to his teacher group.

We were fortunate enough to see the wonderful scene of the famous red hood being chased and beaten by a group of monks on Gotham Road. Even Dick couldn't help but took out his mobile phone to record this harmonious and friendly moment in the family instead of Tim.

Jason is worthy of being Jason. Even if he is chased by his teachers with sticks, he still yells out words of slaps between beatings.

At least dozens of monks held their sticks with ferocious expressions, came out of all sorts of strange places with grim smiles, and knocked Jason all over his head.

Ah, wake up, hunting time!

The old lady who was the leader sat on the wall, took a sip slowly with a teacup in her hand, and put a strangely shaped cane in her hand, "I hope you haven't slackened your exercise."

While she was saying this, Jason was thrown to the ground by a stick again, "The foot is not stable enough, young man."

Damian provoked a gleeful grin, "I told you earlier, you're slack and untrained, Todd."

In the eyes of Damian, who does morning exercises every day, everyone lacks exercise.Because when he got up to cut the tree, all of us were still in bed.

I, too, used to be an early-rising hardworking kid, except that the bed in Wayne Manor had some kind of magic that would seal you under the covers.So it can't be my fault.

look at my dad!

810.

My father and the others watched Jason being beaten, and I sneaked out to find my senior sister.

When my mother threw me onto Mount Shu, I was not as tall as Duer, and I stood blankly in front of the gate of Mount Shu with a sword on my back, waiting for the "kind uncle" my mother called to come and pick me up.

So when my senior sister came down in T-shirt shorts and flip-flops, I hesitated for a while.

Wow, this uncle looks so young.

Although the senior sister doesn't dress like a lady at all, she treats children very gently.

She didn't refute me immediately after hearing me yell "Uncle", but squatted down and took out a piece of chocolate from her pocket.

She tore open the chocolate wrapper and popped a piece into her mouth in front of me.

This operation stunned me on the spot, and I watched the senior sister chewing and chewing in front of me with Duer in my arms.

The senior sister ate half of the chocolate slowly in front of me, "Want to eat it?"

I swallowed.

Senior Sister tore open the remaining half of the chocolate package in front of me, "Call Senior Sister."

"Sister!"

"Good boy." The senior sister narrowed her eyes and stuffed the remaining half of the chocolate into her mouth, leaving me standing still in place.

The senior sister crumpled up the wrapping paper and put it in her pocket, "I never promised, I'll eat it for you if you call senior sister."

qaq

Tears rolled in my eyes.

The senior sister rubbed my head, "If you want to eat chocolate, follow me back to the mountain gate, and I will give you some chocolate when you reach the mountain."

I reached out and grabbed the corner of my senior sister's clothes, "You didn't lie to me, did you?"

"Of course," the senior sister looked at me in surprise, "I never lie to children."

But you just now... It seems that you really didn't promise me to give me chocolates when I called my senior sister.

cry cry.

811.

The senior sister is now working in the district neighborhood committee of the prefecture. According to Han Meimei, she still walks around the prefecture every day in the T-shirt, shorts, flip-flops that I am familiar with.

With the red envelope given by Grandma Martha, I went to the ghost market to buy a bunch of Bianhua seeds, and gave them to my senior sister to play with.

I was picked up and slipped away near the neighborhood committee, and it was only a matter of a moment. I stepped into the alley with my front foot, and my back foot flew into the air.

Before I pulled out the Duer alert, the person who took me away rubbed his chin and looked at me closely.

It was a Chinese man with black hair and black eyes, and his long hair that could not be covered by a hoodie hung over his shoulders.

He blinked, "It's true that you are a descendant of me."

It's the 21st century now, what a shameful title this seat is!

The long-haired man in the second class poked my shoulder in disgust, "So weak."

Are you looking for a call? Believe it or not, a bunch of brothers from Shushan and a group of bats will come to beat you with just one call.

He clicked his tongue, revealing a small canine tooth, "The blood of the Queen Mother of the West has not been inherited at all, is there too much mixed blood?"

I suspect that you discriminate against humans, and I have evidence.

Judging by the wording, this should be the ancestor of my Li family.The ancestor of the second-year-old disease circled around me, "Why did you come down so early, obviously you haven't cultivated enough to keep your face."

Thank you, I am not dead, I can eat and drink, and I can eat three bowls of rice in one meal.

He looked at me with a very dissatisfied expression, "I was born with a sword bone, but the fifth sword bone is only half-opened. Well, the other half disappeared. Did someone dig out the grilled ribs and eat them?"

As long as you are not so hurt, I can also have a little more respect for you.

The ancestor with secondary illness lay back down without interest, "Why don't you speak, are you dumb?"

Heh, mortals are not worthy to talk to noble chuunibha.

The ancestor with the second illness took off the hood of his sweater, his two round leopard ears shook listlessly, and shook off the messy fur that had been stuffed into the hood.

Frowning, he pulled out a big fluffy tail from the back of his waist, cursing, "It's so troublesome, why can't there be a tail hole in the back of jeans?"

My eyes light up.

Aww, leopard look at me, touch me!

If you think a person is dumb and annoying, then he must not be cute and furry.

What bad thoughts can Baobao have? Baobao is just ignorant!

812.

"If you don't want to wait to die," the ancestor of the second disease said, "you can only dig out your sword bone and grow it again."

He squeezed his chin, "The natural sword bone is really useless. It's better to just throw it out and use it as a display. It's better to stuff other things into the body as bones."

I immediately thought of Li Quyi from Timothy Duck World. I originally thought that the idea of ​​taking out the natural sword bone and putting the lotus root in it was brought up by my mother.But now it seems that it is more likely that I in that world came to the conclusion after I met my ancestor with the second illness in the underworld.

The only variable is Li Quyi, this unlucky child was born because of me.

If I were to go back to the old way of the beautiful sister, I would have no other opinion about the troublesome things like digging bones and rebuilding them.But I can't bring Li Quyi into this world for my own sake.

The key is me, I don't want to be a young mother with an unmarried child, especially Li Quyi's black heart lotus is not a good cub at first glance.

...Ah, although according to the future situation, Todd is the one who brought up Li Quyi so hard.

I can't see it, Jason, he really has the potential of a male mother.

813.

Ancestor Baobao looked at me reservedly, "If you are willing to say something nice, I can help you dig out that useless bone."

Me: "Thank you, there is no need, I don't want to be paralyzed in bed for the time being."

Ancestor Baobao was very dissatisfied, "Your attitude is not correct at all."

What a leopard, with a difficult temper.

I tried to change the subject, "My father is also in the underworld, ancestor, are you going to meet your great-great-great-great son-in-law?"

Ancestor Baobao looked at me, "Is your father a monk?"

Me: "No, normal people."

The ancestor of Baobao was very dissatisfied, "What's going on, how come one or two are marrying ordinary people!"

Me: "Actually, my mother didn't marry him either."

"What!" Baobao was furious, "He didn't even give me the name of the descendants of the Li family!"

Wow, very old-fashioned and angry.

"I will take his bones out and place them on my throne!"

Uh-huh?What kind of villain speech is this? ?

Ancestor Baobao asked furiously, "What's your father's name?"

I calmly said, "Jiang Jiu."

I'm sorry, Dad, for your safety, you should retreat for a while.

As for Little Hades, you deserve it every day for wanting to find someone to assassinate my uncle, hehe.

814.

Ancestor Leopard left angrily.

I suspect that this leopard has no thinking brain.

Although it is offensive to say so, normal people should realize that I am teasing him when they hear the name of the little Hades, not "Yan Wang soaked up his descendants".

Maybe the big devil has the attributes of being unhappy and mindless. I watched Leopard's ancestor go away, and walked leisurely into the neighborhood committee of the district where the senior sister was.

The age of ghosts does not increase, so the age of the senior sister seems to be about the same age as me.

She is the elder sister who manages everyone in Shushan, and she is also the youth of the neighborhood committee who handles the problems of parents in the underworld.

She and I were sitting on a small bench in the Neighborhood Committee, each holding a handful of Bianhua seeds and chatting.

"Your life is very colorful now," the senior sister said, "I can rest assured that at least you won't burn down the kitchen at home."

"I have been a teacher for a long time, senior sister." I complained, patted my chest, "Now I can make a full banquet by myself."

The senior sister put her hand on my head and rubbed it, "A Ci has grown up."

There was no time to impress me, the senior sister dug up all the Bianhua seeds I bought, "So your father is Bruce Wayne, right? Help the senior sister to ask for a copy of your father's refined photo and burn it down. If I can have you Brother Richard's is even better."

I:……

The fragile relationship between teachers and sisters was broken.

You are greedy for my father and my brother's body.

Why is the whole world greedy for their bodies?

Oh, I'm hungry too.

815.

My dad doesn't know what's going on here.

He only knew that he was surrounded by a group of Chinese ghosts.

All the ghosts in this group of ghosts have solid bodies. They were not monks and took a lot of treasures from heaven and earth.

They were like a group of hunks in a melon field, circling around my father excitedly, heads on top of each other, people on top of each other.

My father should be lucky, because the most difficult one was fooled away by me.

He could only hear the happy sounds of a group of Yue Xiayun dancing in the melon field.

"It's the man that Shu Wen's child picked, yo, he has a good figure and face, he is indeed the man that our family's ancestral family favors!"

My dad: ...Thank you for the compliment.

"Although there are many children, they are all good-looking, and they are not related by blood. Just pick one for Xiaoci, and you will get the moon first. If Xiaoci doesn't want to fall in love, you can hug left and right, wouldn't it be beautiful?"

My father: ...that's a beautiful idea.

"Young people are willing to move their families to the underworld in the future. You can live in the compound of our Li family. Everyone is very kind, except for a certain mindless monster."

My father: ...you don't have to.