i spent the summer in gotham

801.

Jason didn't wait for the paper money that Tim burned. He took the red envelopes from his grandparents and went back to buy the Batman Nuo Mian that he was thinking of.

When he returned, Dick and the Graysons had just begun their second round.The ghost audience below was clapping desperately for the family of three on the stage, and we sat down and ate popcorn.

He poked my dad on the shoulder, "How did you feel when you saw Dick and his mom and dad onstage?"

My father glanced at him, and elbowed Jason, who was watching the excitement, back, "I don't feel anything else."

He paused for a moment, watching Dick spin around in the air, the expression on his face turning into a vivid gentleness, "Maybe."

And I was sitting on the side, and I could see Grandma Martha and Grandpa Thomas looking at him with the same expression.

I patted Damian's shoulder deeply, "When Dick comes down later, you can let him look at you like this."

Damian has already seen through my nature, "What other fantastic ideas do you have?"

"It's nothing, I just want to make dolls repeatedly."

802.

Seeing a show of the "Flying Graysons" family made me half a Gothamite.

Although watching a performance in the underworld, this is not a detail that needs attention.

The Graysons will continue to perform, and Dick will go with us to meet Little Hades.

"You can stay here and come back to you when we find a way to get back," Damian said, walking awkwardly beside Dick. "You can stay with them a little longer."

Dick hooked his shoulder unceremoniously like a big brown bear, "Don't be so unfamiliar, little D. You are also my family."

He hooked his younger brother's shoulders, looking from behind as if a brown bear was advancing with a little black cat between them.

Jason and I walked behind them and sighed.

"Dick is really Damian's nemesis."

"That's right." Jason exclaimed.

I looked at him with a strange expression, "After all, didn't you also get eaten to death by him?"

Jason was shocked, "Don't slander me, I'm not, I don't!"

"Oh," I said indifferently, "you must not have been dragged home by him for dinner last week."

"...Isn't there a baby bird?" a weak voice.

"It wasn't you who secretly went to eat pizza with him last week."

"W-Isn't that Dick's apology pizza?"

"Oh," I sneered, "that's what my father said too."

I pointed three fingers at the father and son, "You are simply bowing down under Dick's leggings."

Jason blushed, glanced left and right, smashed the can, "Say it as if he didn't secretly bring you ice cream last time."

"Can it be the same?" I said confidently.

Isn't it natural to bring snacks to your sister?

It is the younger sister's duty to accept the elder brother's offering, and she is not being captured at all!

803.

We received something burnt from Tim on the way to see Little Hades.

It's not a ghost coin, but a note with strong handwriting on the back of the paper.

"What's wrong with you? Where can I find Huaxia Mingbi for you in the middle of the night?"

"Can I burn yellow paper for you? Or fold some paper ingots for you."

Before Jason gears up and prepares for Han Meimei to send him to Tim's dream to flex his muscles, we receive another offering from Tim.

A small pile of exquisite gold ingots, with a note.

"Ah Fu folded, are you happy?"

Han Meimei leaned over and took a look, her face full of surprise, "It's a standard grade that can be used, and the workmanship is good!"

Here comes the question, where did Ah Fu learn origami ingots?

The reason "It's Ah Fu after all" can't explain everything!

"Ah Fu, the God of Eternity" doesn't work either!

804.

Grandpa Thomas and Grandma Martha left with us.

They sandwiched my father from left to right, chattering and chattering.

If it weren't for my father's height of [-], the scene would have been like parents who came to pick up their children from school and asked around the elementary school students after school.

No one in our group has deaf ears, so we can clearly hear the questions of grandparents.

Grandma Martha: "Has Bruce already had children? The children are so old."

My dad: "There are...eight, maybe more."

When he said the number "eight," I could clearly see Grandpa Thomas almost throwing his foot to the ground.

Grandpa Thomas forcibly stabilized his figure and smiled dryly, "Really, I see that Damian and Ci Zhang's mother should not be of the same race. Whose mother is your current wife?"

My dad looked calm, "I haven't been married yet."

The word "over" is very spiritual.

Grandpa Thomas nearly fell again.

Grandma Martha's eyes became strange, "There are so many children, are they all your illegitimate children?"

As expected of my father's biological mother, this question is very similar to my father's demeanor of asking us why we didn't obey the command and act without authorization at the post-war review meeting.

My dad struggled to explain, "Some of them...are adopted by me, some of them are my guardianship, and some of them are just my care, without any legal relationship."

Grandma Martha's expression became even more strange, "That is to say, you didn't even give those children a legal identity?"

Han Meimei leaned over to me and said in a low voice, "A Ci, your dad is fine, why does it sound like he's getting worse and worse."

Me: I can't explain this to you.

My dad tried to find a normal-sounding way to describe it, "Some kids have their own parents, and I just take care of them temporarily."

"Yes," Jason interjected, "Maybe if you take care of it, the adoption papers will be approved."

The person who interrupted was strangled by Dick and taken away. There is no need to worry about his safety for the time being.

Grandma Martha's expression finally evolved to the unbelievable "Why did such a good child become like this?" She hesitated to speak, stopped and wanted to speak.

"Bruce," she called my dad's name, which meant a serious conversation, "you can't go around looking for a girlfriend just because you want kids."

"Pfft—" Jason, who was under Dick's hand, made a sound that almost choked on his saliva from laughing wildly.

Han Meimei showed a confused expression beside me, "Is your father's order reversed?"

I squeezed his chin to turn his face away, "Just get used to it."

805.

For his own innocence, my father listed reasons one, two, three, four, impossibility, one, two, three, and prepared options, one, two, three, and argued hard with his grandparents.

It's a pity that it's too late, he has already left the impression that "Li Cizhang's father likes to be a father" to Han Meimei.

This impression always feels that there is some subtle error, but there seems to be nothing wrong.

We don't know how Han Meimei and the staff of the underworld introduced my father after we left the underworld.In short, my father succeeded in becoming the third living person to become famous in the underworld after Midnight Soldier and Kong Kenan.

The rumors about my dad progressed from my dad likes to raise children, to my dad likes to raise other people's children, to my dad likes to wear a cuckold, to my dad likes to give others a cuckold.

In the end, the development direction of the rumors is that my father is a Gotham girl who specializes in snatching other people's children everywhere. He will also give the parents of the snatched children a green hat as a symbol of the child being snatched.

But these things, we do not know now.

806.

Little Yama's office is in the tallest building in the center of Fengdu.

Under the leadership of Han Meimei, we went to the tenth hall building of the underworld, and took the special elevator to meet the little Hades.

Piles of official documents filled the office, and there was no place left for them to stand.The top file wobbled, slid down the top of the pile as we watched, and landed on a black head.

A ghostly face poked out from the pile of papers, Xiao Yan Wang Jiang looked at us dully for a while, and recognized me, "Ah, it's Li Cizhang, are you finally dead?"

"Don't say such unlucky words on the Ghost Festival!" I angrily said.

Jiang looked at the people around me, "Bruce Wayne, why did he die here? Did he come to approve the extradition clauses between China and the West? The procedures over there are very slow, and you may have to wait for hundreds of years. .”

"At this time, don't hurry up and black heaven." I forbearance said, "We are here to go through the formalities and return to the world on the day of the Ghost Festival."

"So you're not dead yet." Jiang said in frustration, he scanned my father, Dick, Jason and Damian, "Wayne's family is here, where is the famous Wayne Young Master Drake? "

"When will he die, so I can go and grab him from heaven."

Has the name of Tim's social animal already spread to your ears?

Did you see my dad, Dick and Jason already pulled out their vibranium batarts and were going to chop you up.

Please, be a normal king of Hades who won't let Jizo complain.

807.

Little Hades took out a bag of milk from under the pile of documents, bit open a small mouth and sucked it in his mouth.

"It's okay to let you go back to the world, but you can't leave until the Ghost Festival." Jiang said vaguely with milk in his mouth, "The ghost gate is opened on the Ghost Festival, and you can go out with the permit."

Jason raised his hand and asked, "What if we plan to climb over the wall and get out of hell?"

"Then you will be beaten back." Jiang said lazily, "This year, in addition to local ghosts, we also hired foreign professional teams with high salaries to guard the gate."

"professional team?"

"Mother of the Great Castes and Her Warriors."

Dick looked at Jason who turned away in surprise, "What are you going to do?"

Jason didn't look back, he was gearing up, "Go to the gate of hell and climb over the wall."

Little Hades froze for a moment, "Ang, is he crazy?"

Before we could answer, he raised his chin and thought again, "It's good to just stay, he looks like he's good at computers."

Please, be normal, Lord Yama!

Dick put his hand on my shoulder, "You don't have to go after him."

"So you want to watch your brother get beaten?" I had a complicated expression on my face, "I know that the brotherhood between you is very complicated, but at least pretend to be a brother and friend in front of outsiders."

"Why do you think so, do I have such a bad reputation?"

"Yes, there is."

808.

After Dick's explanation, I learned that Jason had practiced in the big caste for a while.

He is the last fighter of the big caste. Strictly speaking, the professional team that Jiang invited are all his teachers.

Little Hades: "We have a clear distinction between public and private here, even if a student climbs over the wall, he will be beaten down."

Did you hear that, Dick, do you want Jason to really stay in the Underworld and work for the King of Hades?