i spent the summer in gotham

794.

Although it looks like a carriage on the outside, the internal structure of Huangquan Metro is not much different from ordinary subways.

There was also a display screen across from our seat showing advertisements.

There was also a timed poster on it, and Dick glanced at it with a strange expression, "Midnighter?"

"There is also Apollo." Han Meimei said, "This couple is very popular in the underworld. They have won the title of pure love fighters in the underworld for three consecutive years. After all, not everyone will go to hell just to save their boyfriend."

"Midnight Soldier doesn't seem to know that he has this title." Dick said with difficulty, "He's not dead, I saw him dancing in a bar last time."

"He didn't die, he just went to hell for his love, and his reputation spread far and wide in the underworld," Han Meimei said, with a gleam of admiration in his eyes, "As expected of a warrior of pure love, I wonder if he would like to come with Apollo after his death The Huaxia Hell is a civil servant, and the infrastructure of hell is too poor to be a honeymoon occasion."

Dick: "Uh, when I get back alive, ask their husband and wife?"

I don't know Midnighter, but he seems to be Dick's friend.In other words, my brother's friend has become a well-known pure love fighter in the underworld, and I don't know this yet.

I don't know if he will have a discount from a small vendor when he goes to the underworld in the future.Although it doesn't make much sense, after all, all of us use ghost coins.

795.

We got off at Fengdu Station, and the streets were full of ghosts and ghosts. It was very lively and gloomy at the same time.

Like a conscientious tour guide, Han Meimei explained to us, "The Ghost Festival is approaching, and there are celebrations everywhere in the underworld, and some ghosts from other countries will come to join in the fun. Little Hades will also invite some famous troupes from heaven and hell to perform."

Dick asked curiously, "Can foreign ghosts also come to China's underworld to celebrate the festival?"

"Yes," Han Meimei nodded, "Good people who have no belief or atheism can go to the border of hell and come here after strolling along the border of hell."

Me: "...don't you think it's too easy for them to come here?"

Han Meimei said indifferently, "It's okay, this kind of people are usually easy to manage and don't cause trouble. The infrastructure of heaven and hell is terrible. There is also a wealthy couple from the United States who rented a permanent suite on the top floor of the Naiheqiao Hotel , come here for vacation from time to time.”

Sure enough, there is a gap between the rich and the poor even in the underworld.Can this world be better?

796.

Before the Ghost Festival, there are already small merchants and hawkers setting up stalls on the street to do business.

Among the strange and ominous commodities and wandering ghosts, Jason's gaze fell to the corner, "What are you doing over there?"

I looked there and vaguely saw a few shadows jumping around. "It's the Nuo dance. There are still ghosts dancing the Nuo dance in the underworld. Isn't this a ritual to exorcise ghosts and entertain gods?"

"Do as the Romans do, and when you go to the underworld, it's a ritual to entertain ghosts." Han Meimei said, "Recently, the theater troupe is reforming and selling masks around the Nuo dance, so many new stories have been made up, and I have seen it a few times."

At this moment, the Nuo dancer who turned his back to us turned around so that the audience behind could see his movements and status.

I lost my voice in shock.

Kong Kenan, why are you, Kong Kenan!

The meaning of this sentence is not that Kong Kenan is dancing the great god in the underworld, but that the mask worn by the Nuo dancer is the face of Kong Kenan.

Han Meimei didn't take it seriously, "This is the new show, "Chinese Superman".

Hiss, this, okay.There is one more man who is well-known in the underworld.

Thank you for promoting Kong Kenan in the underworld.

797.

Jason took a fancy to the Nuo dance masks sold beside the Nuo dance performance.

It wasn't because of the mask, he was mainly attracted to the mask of Batman's exorcism dance.

Who knows, no, who knows why my father's mask is mixed in there. Does this mean that Nuo Wu will rehearse "Superman vs. Batman" in the future?

Of course we don't have any money, Han Meimei only took the Huangquan card with her when she went out.He suggested to us, "Do you still have family members up there? I can ask him to burn some paper money for your brothers in a dream."

I:……

Jason sold Tim without hesitation, "Yes, Timothy Jackson Drake, from Gotham, New Jersey, is sleeping in Wayne Manor tonight."

Dick glanced over with disapproving eyes, and he paused, "Please ask him to burn a little more for me, too."

Damian said impatiently, "Just burn the big denominations directly, don't dawdle."

Me: "And me."

798.

We continued to move forward, and Jason took note of the location here, and was going to wait for Tim to burn the money for us before coming back.

The more you go to the city, the more ghosts there are, and besides the Nuo dance, a lot of theaters have been set up.

Damian had never seen these scenes before, and stretched his neck to look around calmly.

Near the front is a big colorful tent, and the colorful lights of the neon signs cast a dazzling light on the street.

Dick's footsteps stopped and he stopped moving. He stared blankly at the signboard in front of him, and suddenly broke in without making a sound.

There is no charge to watch the circus performance, so we hurried in behind him.

Dick stood in the front row of the audience, staring silently at the man and woman performing trapeze.

Han Meimei explained from the side, "This couple is the performance troupe invited by Little Hades from the United States, 'Flying Grayson'. They come here every year during the Ghost Festival, and they are very popular."

Men and women in dark green tights are jumping and jumping in the air, their movements are as light as birds flying through the forest.Dick stood below, watching with a sudden smile on his face.

He patted Bruce on the shoulder, "They're doing great."

My dad was either smirking or a narrow smile appeared on his expressionless face, "Do you want to go up and perform with them?"

"That's not..." Of course we would not give Dick a chance to refuse. Jason and I held Dick's arm, and Damian lifted Dick's two feet and carried him directly to the backstage.

The Graysons had just finished a show when they lifted the curtain and saw us packing and tying Dick to a chair.

We looked at each other with the Graysons, and in the end Dick struggled to pull out two fingers in the rope and waved, "Dad, Mom." He smiled a little embarrassedly, "Good evening."

799.

It took us a few minutes to explain to the Graysons that Dick was only visiting the underworld temporarily.

After many years, "Flying Grayson" is assembled again.Dick was no longer the little robin standing between his parents.Standing between the Graysons, he was much more muscular than the Graysons.

We sat in rows below and watched Dick's trapeze show.

Jason sighed, "You never know how many people in Gotham have seen 'Flying Grayson'."

"Grayson's trapeze show is a part of Gotham," someone next to him answered, "At that time, if you didn't find a chance to watch their performance, you would be ashamed to say you were from Gotham."

We looked to the side, and compared to my father who was so shocked that he couldn't speak, it was Han Meimei who said first this time, "Ah, it's Mr. Wayne and Mrs. Wayne. You are also coming to the show this year!"

The couple, who looked younger than my father, smiled and said, "We never miss their performances every year."

800.

Mr. and Mrs. Wayne, technically, we should call them grandparents.

This rich couple is what Han Meimei said before, the couple who booked a suite on the top floor of the Naihe Bridge Hotel.

It is a long story about why they who were originally in heaven appeared in the underworld.

Because the leadership is unreliable, in fact, the infrastructure of heaven and hell is very poor, and all facilities are the same as they were ten thousand years ago.

After the Wayne couple went to heaven, they were taken to a random place to live.Paradise, of course, has no signposts and no architectural plans.

The Wayne couple lost their way on the way to the allotment.

They don't know how long they walked, from heaven to hell.Since the infrastructure of hell is nothing compared to heaven, the couple walked in a daze for a long time, and their soul and body would not feel tired.They walked all the way to the border of hell, and after a stroll, they arrived at the underworld, where they ran into the staff here.

The first problem arises. The staff at the border of the underworld are at least old ghosts who started work hundreds of years ago, and they don't understand English.The Waynes couldn't understand the Shandong dialect either.

The ghost messenger talked with the Wayne couple for a long time, and finally invited an old Taiwanese ghost.The Taiwanese old ghost speaks with a Taiwanese accent, and the Shandong ghost guard cannot understand each other's speech. The scene is like a goose talking to a chicken, and the duck watching for a long time.

Fortunately, they all can understand Chinese characters, and they have solved communication problems by relying on written information.

Then Grandma Martha knew, "Ah, what, have we been gone for more than ten years?"

The Shandong ghost guard sighed, "Madam, you can walk quite well."

The situation in heaven is very delicate. God cares about everything, but he also cares about nothing.When it comes to superheroes, he quite likes to intervene.But there is a couple in heaven who wandered for more than ten years and did not go to the divided land, but went to the underworld instead.He doesn't care about it.

The underworld infrastructure is good, with everything to eat, drink and play.The Wayne couple spent a long vacation here and booked a suite at the Naihe Bridge Hotel.

Now, the Chinese level of my grandparents can be mixed into Huaxia ghosts, and they are even proficient in many dialects. It is said that my grandma can already speak dialects to bargain in the ghost market.

"You don't have any money with you." Grandma Martha looked at us lovingly, "I heard that the elders of the Huaxia people give red envelopes to the younger generations during the Chinese New Year. Let's make up for you this time."

Except for Han Meimei who strayed into the family group, each of us got a big red envelope like a red brick, and my father got two by himself.

Jason secretly opened the seal of the red envelope and took a look, and there were ghost coins inside.

Issued by Mingtong Bank.

US:……

Jason: "So Tim's useless duck hasn't found a place to burn paper money for us yet?"