i spent the summer in gotham

755.

We hung out at the Outlaw Base until the afternoon before returning to Wayne Manor.

We were greeted by my dad's love potatoes.

We marveled at the whole potato, and saw the red of Mars faintly revealing in its pitch black. The red was bright and dark, as if a living thing was breathing rhythmically.

"Can anyone explain what's going on?" Jason poked a fork on the coke-like ball vigilantly.

After the silver fork touched the spherical potato, it made a "squeaky" sound, and the tip that poked into the charred shell quickly turned black due to the high temperature.

We gasped. If we eat this kind of food, we are afraid that we will lie down and leave the mansion on the spot.

My dad's deadpan was a mix of embarrassment, shame, and forced poise.

Afu explained sarcastically from the side, "Master Bruce is just obsessed with work and forgot to adjust the time and temperature. I think he is studying the method of defeating alien invaders with high-temperature potatoes."

Dick was almost suffocated by the crazily surging desire to complain in his heart. He also picked up a fork and poked the potatoes back and forth on the table, "What is this magical potato that hides the power of darkness? Infinity gem potato? Mother A box of potatoes? Adrama potatoes?"

My dad tried to argue, "I just forgot to set the time."

"Forgot," Tim chewed the word, "he forgot."

A man who can memorize the height, weight, and blood type birthdays of most criminals in Gotham, forgot to set the time for the oven.

In a way, it's pretty awesome.

756.

While their attention was on how the potatoes could bake like this.

Jason hooked my shoulders, pulled me to a corner, and gritted his teeth, "What's the matter with the ringtone of the life card?"

I held up my hands to show my innocence, "It's not me, it's Brother Wicked."

If I were to set the ringtone of the mobile phone, it should be "Don't look at me just a sheep"!

"Senior Brother Quide is the one who converted your future self into a steel bone shield."

"Oh, that's fine."

At least let me cover up the double standard!

Jason continued to hook my shoulders, "Will you set the ringtone for the life card?"

I looked at him warily, "What do you want?"

"Let's secretly change the ringtones of other people's life cards," Jason suggested, "and then deliberately use the life cards to contact them when there are people, and ask them directly to Brother Zhao, how about it?"

Not much, I'm a good partner who never cheats on my teammates, never do this kind of thing!

"What song do you want to change?"

""Majestic and majestic"."

757.

I lived my salted fish life in the United States, and I forgot that Jason's birthday was not long before the Chinese Ghost Festival.

At exactly twelve o'clock in the evening on the second day of Jason's birthday, the landline of the mansion received a call, but no one operated it, and the call was automatically transferred to my room.

I glanced at the phone number before picking up the receiver.

eight zeros.

The ringing of the phone spread out in the silent night, and the wailing of sinners and the crying of women could be faintly heard in the monotonous ringing, as if the place where I was standing was not Wayne Manor, but a terrifying secret room that charged 50 yuan per person.

At some point, the moonlight outside the window disappeared together with the street lights in the back garden.

I was silent for a long while, and when I answered the phone, a weak voice came from the ghostly air, "Li Cizhang, did you die today?"

I:……

"Han Meimei, get out!"

758.

Han Meimei is a ghost.

Before he became a ghost, he was a male cultivator of Hehuan Sect when I was young.

As we all know, the Acacia Sect is the king of the sea regardless of men and women.This sect is very open. All the disciples’ WeChat contacts start with hundreds of digits. Sometimes one account is not enough, and two or three small accounts are required.

This sect's thinking is very avant-garde, and the sect's disciples have all the sexual orientations BGGBBLGL, and it's not impossible to find a few fetishes if you want to.

Han Meimei is a clear stream in this sect.

As a pure boy who lived to the age of 15 without even holding a girl's little hand, he went to the underworld to become a civil servant before he had time to hold a girl's little hand in his life.

In the underworld, he still hopes to win the little hand of the female ghost, thanking his soul for being tough enough for him to successfully land in the underworld civil servant examination.

Otherwise, he would never even hold the hand of a female creature in his life.

As a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, it would be too miserable to speak out.

759.

"Hungry Ghost Festival is coming soon," Han Meimei asked, "Do you want to die and come to the underworld to play?"

"Your wording is really getting worse and worse," I said sincerely, "Why don't you call Meimei and Aqiang the others."

"Aqiang and Meimei went on a mission," Han Meimei said, "They went to catch Nine-Tails."

Nine-tailed fox, my old enemy, it stands to reason that he has now signed the Human Beast Peace Act, so he shouldn't be able to do anything big.But Ah Qiang and Mei Mei took this task but didn't tell me, there might be something strange inside.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Han Meimei knew that she had slipped her tongue, and changed the subject with a haha, "Little Hades wants to ask you if you will come to the underworld to work for a few days."

"He just wants to lie to people to death," I accused angrily, "I don't know programming or C language, is he rejected by my uncle again!"

Little Hades is the new Hades who took office when I was a child, the reformer of the paperless office in the underworld.In order to promote his own reform, Yan Wangye taught himself the C language and became the first UI designer in the underworld. Now he is shedding every hair of his own for C.

For this reason, Xiao Yan Wang coveted my programmer uncle for a long time, and even went crazy to ask my senior sister who was admitted as a civil servant in the underworld, "Although it's not good to say this, but when will your uncle die?"

Sister: "..."

Little Hades said seriously, "I can still give his sword a job and get paid."

Senior Sister: "For Mingbi, forget it."

Jizo on the side calmly refused, "No, you can't do this."

Little Hades: "I can let the living murder him."

Ksitigarbha: "No, you can't."

Dizang: "Besides, objectively speaking, it's really difficult for you to murder the number one swordsman in the world."

Little Hades: "Or do you live people accept assignments? Can I get him underground."

Sister: "..."

Little Hades raised his chin and thought, "It's not good for cultivators, but it's fine for living people."

He expanded his thinking, and said enthusiastically, "Although I can find two ghosts to frighten those programmers, I won't have to pay if they commit suicide. But I'm a good person after all."

Little Hades: "That's why I invite you."

Sister: "The standard of a good person is a bit low."

The gentle senior sister who brought me up from childhood to adulthood said to Jizo gently, "Are you going to leave him alone?"

Dizang sighed, "He was originally a good person, but after five years of being 007 all year round, he became like this."

Dizang said deeply, "Be lenient and lenient to him."

790.

Little Yama's real name is Jiang Jiu, but his surname is different.

We all call him "pay attention to the king of hell" or "commit to the king of hell", it all depends on whether the mood at the time is mostly sympathy or wanting to beat others.

I went to hell once before, and was picked up by my master before I became the programming talent that Little Hades wanted to cultivate.

During the training in the underworld, I glanced at the diary of Little Hades when he was asleep.

No way, he fell asleep directly on the diary, and it was really obvious that the table was drooling.

I glanced at the contents of the diary.

"Work overtime today."

"Work overtime today."

"Work overtime today."

"Work overtime today."

"Damn! Jiang Jiu, Jiang Jiu, how can you be so depraved!

five years!It's been five years!I haven't slept all day!

Can't go on like this!Be sure to give yourself a day off tomorrow! "

"Work overtime today."

Me: This social animal is so miserable.

But lying to me to go to the underworld to work for him is still a big dream.

791.

Han Meimei tried to persuade me, "You just come to play for a few days, the Ghost Festival is quite busy, so I won't give you many troublesome tasks."

He tempted me, "Your senior sister is here too, don't you want to see her?"

Since I went to Shushan, my senior sister has stood out from my mother who can't nurse children at all and my master who can only play mahjong, and has become my first nurse.

I really haven't seen her for a long time.

"Okay," I looked up at the time, it was almost past midnight, "you ring the bell, I'll leave a note for my family."

I left a note on the bedside, telling Ah Fu that they don't have to worry about me, and sometimes I leave my body temporarily.

I lay on the bed, listening to the hands of the quartz clock lightly, turning to the next division.

The bell of Han Meimei's Acacia, which I had heard many times in my youth, rang in my ears again, and I closed my eyes along with the bell.

Before I opened my eyes, I heard a scream, "Why are there so many more people!"

?

I opened my eyes and saw Dick looking around blankly, Jason standing aside with his chest folded, and my father with one hand on Damian's shoulder, staring at Han Meimei with dangerous eyes.

???

Is there something wrong with the process of opening my eyes?

Why are you here!

792.

Han Meimei cried and explained before Jason started beating him.

"My acacia bell has been transformed, and now anyone whose soul has left the body can be recruited."

"In other words, people who have died once can get their souls out of their bodies and reach the underworld through the sound of my bell."

He cried weakly, "Who knew that everyone in your family died once, what kind of high-risk professional family are you!"

Hearing this, Jason looked away guiltily, and Dick whistled terribly.

My dad asked, "Does it count as being revived within a short period of time after the heart stops?"

Han Meimei nodded, "Forget it, it doesn't matter if the soul has left the body."

No wonder Dick was standing here too.

I looked around, only Tim and Alfred were not at home.

Jason lazily said, "Xiaohong suspended animation that time, it doesn't count."

Then our family is really miserable, either a fake death or a real death.

My dad asked again, "How do we get back?"

Han Meimei thought for a while, "Go see Little Hades, he will send you back."

It was a blessing in misfortune that Tim didn't come. If the madman took a fancy to the duck, Tim would have to stay here tonight and work overtime.

It's all because the old man doesn't care about things, so the social animals who have to work overtime to take the lead, maybe they will cherish each other and reach the mutual salvation of the social animals.

Hey, who will go to the company meeting after that, Damian?

793.

We are going to see Little Hades first. Han Meimei took the Huangquan Card and took us to the Huangquan subway.

The track of Huangquan Subway floats in mid-air and spans the Santu River. The carriages are like carriage carriages connected in series by iron cables.The strange thing is that its carriages are all silver.

I stared blankly at this ancient and invisible thing floating in front of our eyes, "I remember it wasn't this color last time I was here, right?"

"Oh, this," Han Meimei explained, "I fell into the Santu River in a transportation accident, and then I couldn't get any better."

"Grandma Meng said that this material is difficult to fix. I think it is a bit unreasonable. When I checked the account, I found that the money for the material was embezzled."

???

Do you still talk about embezzlement of public funds in your underworld? What is the meaning of embezzlement if they are all ghost coins!

"Did you see the siren before getting into the car?" Han Meimei asked.

There is a human head siren hanging above the front of the Huangquan subway, and when the subway enters the station, the human head will let out a heart-piercing scream. It has a very hellish atmosphere, and Jason can't help but look at it twice.

Han Meimei wrote lightly, "That's the person who embezzled public funds. Thanks to his loud voice, otherwise he would have to be thrown to hell. Little Hades hates people who take money and break the law."

Dick swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked cautiously, "W-What about Granny Meng?"

"Meng Po is a job, not a person." Han Meimei said, "Meng Po is working as a flight attendant and selling instant noodles."

Hearing the screams from the human head when the subway exited the station, Jason couldn't help asking, "Is this person screaming manually or by himself?"

Han Meimei patiently said, "Manually, but how to do it manually is a commercial secret."

Jason: "I'm curious—"

"You don't want to know," Han Meimei said meaningfully, "How corrupt people die depends on the mood of the boss."

He said something thought-provoking, "That head looks like a head, but it just looks like a head."

Except for my father, everyone in the audience, including Damian, shuddered.

Dick pondered, "It's a good thing Tim didn't come."

"Otherwise we might see corrupt Wayne Enterprises executives with their heads hanging on the Wayne Light Rail."

Don't say such horrible things lightly!