i spent the summer in gotham

816.

When I arrived, my father and several of my brothers were in deep trouble in the Li family.

Looking at the crowds of people in the past, I had a panic imaginary of being surrounded by seven aunts and eight aunts during the Chinese New Year.

My father, who was in the middle of the storm, looked a little weak, pitiful and helpless.The root cause is probably that Grandma Martha was actively communicating with the ancestors of the Li family about my father's emotional state.In a daze, I thought I came to a blind date corner in Huaxia Park.

The corners of Grandma Martha's mouth raised uncontrollably, wishing to tell all the embarrassing things about my father since he was three years old, afraid of the dark and crying for his mother to hug him.

Grandpa Thomas put his hand on my dad's shoulder comfortingly, and gave him the strength not to faint on the spot.

Dick and Jason were beaming with joy, wishing they could tear Tim out of Wayne Manor to watch the play.

I sat next to Damian, savoring the secrets of the bat that Grandma Martha herself revealed.

"Bruce's favorite gray ghost when he was a child, he often fell asleep on the sofa watching his show."

"Bruce was so sweet when he was a child. Before going to bed, he asked his mother to tell him a bedtime story."

"Bruce was very afraid of bats when he was a child. He would cry in fright when he saw it. He couldn't be coaxed without giving him snacks."

The harmony of Chinese and American ghosts is maintained by my father's shameful little secret, and the atmosphere of the scene is harmonious and enjoyable, except for my deadpan father.

They are trying to give my dad a blind date, a blind date, a blind date in various senses.

Jason listened with gusto, and talked to us unconsciously, "As I said earlier, he wore Chengdu legends to overcome fear. As we all know, as long as someone is more afraid than you, you will be blessed with courage." .”

"Who would have thought that the old man was a slender and sensitive sweetheart boy?" Jason said coolly.

He certainly didn't see my dad's piercing eyes, my dad's two blue eyes, with "You're finished" written on the left eye and "See you in the training room" written on the right eye.

Jason, take care, I'll remember to videotape you when you go back to the training room and get beat up.

817.

Ancestor Leopard, who was fooled by me to find Little Hades, rushed over angrily.

There is a big shiny bag on Leopard's head. It doesn't look like a bag that can be knocked out by humans, but like a caricature.

"You lied to me!" Baobao was furious, "Xiao Yan Wang said that he is in 007 every day and has no time to fall in love!"

My focus was no longer on Jiang's debunked my lie, I looked at the big bag on the head of Baobao's ancestor with complicated emotions, "What's the matter with the bag on your head?"

"I went and smashed up Little Hades' office." Baobao said in a vicious voice, "He took an inflatable hammer and hit me on the head. It's a useless thing, and it didn't hurt at all."

I stared at the bag quietly, it seemed to be the top of Luthor's head that had shrunk countless times.

It is true that the damage is not enough, but the insult is extremely strong.

Ancestor Baobao rolled up his sleeves, "I have to go again tomorrow!"

I looked up and glanced at the neon signs that are common throughout the underworld. The content on it was changed, from the original holiday arrangement of the Ghost Festival to a warning.

"Violent entry into government buildings is prohibited."

Me: "You will break the rules, Leopard."

Ancestor Baobao snorted coldly, "Naive and ridiculous, thinking that this can stop me." He gritted his teeth, "It's fine if I don't break in violently."

Me: "Well, as long as you are happy."

The next day those neon signs changed their warnings again.

"Prohibit irrelevant personnel from intruding into government office buildings."

818.

When the ancestor of Baobao was still alive, he was a big devil with a bad temper.

There is one thing to say, as one of the bloodline successors of the Queen Mother of the West, the probability of him becoming a demon is much lower than that of normal monks.

The reason why he became a big devil was probably because he was tricked to the point of becoming obsessed.

The ancestor of Baobao had a bad temper, and after being displeased by the monks, he occupied the top of the mountain and became a devil.Those who cheated him, those who came to provoke him, and those who took this opportunity to covet the blood of the Queen Mother of the West, were all boned out by the ancestors of Leopard Leopard, and they were made into the Bone Throne with a strong middle school spirit.

Ancestor Baobao sat on the throne of bones every day, arguing and cursing with those who crusaded him.

Fortunately, after his death, the ancestors of the Li family in the underworld accepted him without any objection.

Who doesn't love a grumpy panther?Although the Li family has the blood of the Queen Mother of the West, there are still a small number of people who can return to their ancestors to produce beast ears and tails.

Little Hades also welcomed the ancestors of Leopard Leopard very much. There is no shortage of thugs and programmers in the underworld.Leopard's wooden head obviously can't be a programmer.

But it doesn't matter, he can get programmers for him, for example, me.

819.

Xiao Yan Wang sat behind the desk, and I sat on the sofa in the office.

We stared at the office after the destruction of the ancestors of Leopard.

Little Hades tapped the table with his finger, "Your ancestor gave me a very good excuse."

He said slowly, "He attacked the office staff of the underworld twice, that is me."

He glanced at me lightly, "If you die, I have a reason to detain you, so I won't detain him for the time being."

Good guy, it turned out to be waiting for me here.

I broke out in cold sweat, "Can't you just let him take over? At such an age, you should be responsible for your own troubles."

Jiang just smiled, his mouth smiled, but his eyes and nose didn't smile, "I don't."

He said slowly, "Unless your brother died in Huaxia."

I was furious, "What's wrong with you?"

This King of Hades worked overtime and went crazy. Now he not only covets the sword repairman in Shushan, but also covets the vigilante from abroad.

Jiang showed a malicious smile, "You decide for yourself, whether you are alone in the computer room working overtime, or your family is happily reunited in the underworld."

"You're talking too much!" I slapped the table angrily, "Can't I succeed in cultivating immortals and be ranked in the immortal class?"

"Have you forgotten who I am?" Little Hades glanced up and down at me, then raised his lips with a contemptuous smile, "I am Hades, and if you are admitted to the civil service in the Immortal Realm, I can ask for someone directly."

He had no expression on his face, "Stupid."

I compared an internationally used curse gesture, "Can't you just hope that others will order it, you'll be dying all day long."

Jiang Jiu's expression suddenly became serious, and he said seriously, "Do you really think you are alive?"

me?"

He asked again, "Do you really think that death is an ordinary death?"

Me: "You—you?"

He grabbed the documents in his hand and slammed on the desk, "I'm working overtime while I'm alive, and I'm working overtime when I'm dead, so no one is alive at all, everyone is just working!"

The mad King Hades scattered the documents around him, and pieces of paper were flying all over the sky, "Everyone is working overtime, it's cool——"

Wow, he finally worked overtime like crazy.

I took out my phone and called Dick, "Hey bro, remember to remind me to make an appointment with a psychiatrist when you get back to Gotham."

"I want the best one. If we can't pay the consultation fee, we will steal my dad's card."

820.

Jiang put his palms together with a deep expression, "No one died at all, it's just the next job."

I felt pity, "I'll ask Tim, please don't be crazy."

He grabbed the document he had thrown away, and looked lovingly at the small print on it, "Remember to close the door when you go out, or I will disable your brother's caffeine for a week."

Natim may come to the underworld to report tomorrow.I couldn't believe it, "Are you still a civil servant in the underworld? What kind of devil are you?"

Jiang frowned in dissatisfaction, "Why do you demote people casually?

It turns out that you still care about this, social animal, anyway, most of Yama of the Ten Temples has escaped, and it's just you working overtime here bitterly.

Once again, the front row reminded that this Hades has gone crazy.

I called Jason again, "Brother, do you know any reliable psychiatrists?"

"Not Hannibal."

821.

We spent a few days in the underworld.

Everyone met acquaintances in the underworld, but they didn't feel uncomfortable.

Grandma Martha and Grandpa Thomas discussed my dad's marriage every day, and they never tired of it.I can see that their intention is not to urge the marriage, but to like to see my father's embarrassing and silent face of disapproval.

Both parties knew it well, and my father let them torment.Grandparents never asked about Batman, I think they already knew.

They will be proud of him and heartbroken for what he has gone through.But they couldn't say anything to make my father give up this worthless job, because it was the path my father chose himself.Silence is their best answer.

822.

We haven't missed a single "Flying Grayson" show these days, except for the first one where Dick has never been on stage with the Graysons.

Dick told me, "I had a fall that night without a safety net and Bruce caught me, so I swore to be a safety net for someone else."

He was no longer his mother's little robin, the little star of the circus.Dick Grayson is a great man now, and my dad lived up to the expectations of the Graysons. Despite the bumps in the process, he helped Dick grow into a great man.

823.

Jason got beaten up pretty badly, and his teachers were merciless with the sticks.

So Jason never relents when he starts. Teachers and students hurt each other, and we are happy to watch every day.

"At least let them see that I am much better than before." Jason said, "Although they disliked me before, I am still the last warrior of the big caste."

In fact, it can't be the last one, where did you put Esens?

"Now do it again, I will definitely not be felled by Dakola!" Jason said confidently.

The next second, Dako, the grandmother who flashed from behind, grabbed his arm and threw him to the ground with a snap.

US:……

Your teacher will always be your teacher, give it up, Jason.

824.

On the day of the Hungry Ghost Festival, we left the underworld among the ghosts who left the ghost gate.

Grandparents, the Graysons, the monks of the big caste and the ancestors of the Li family watched us leave after the gate of hell.

The senior sister sat on the highest wall of the ghost gate and waved to me below.

Standing next to her was Han Meimei, a 15-year-old disciple of Hehuan Sect who always looked like a smile, and mouthed to me, "Goodbye."

For a moment, the shadow of the past appeared in my mind.

The senior sister was walking around Shushan wearing a T-shirt, shorts, and flip flops. The peak master who found her not wearing the school uniform grabbed her ear and yelled.

After No.20 was asked for her phone number eight times in one month, Han Meimei changed her phone card in despair.

Such memories will never exist again.

Jason put his hand on my shoulder, "Let's go, if you don't leave, you will be left as a programmer."

He said that without a smile on his face.

We quietly left this place full of old friends and past.