i spent the summer in gotham

287.

"By the way," Stephanie suddenly bounced off the floor.

She swam into Barbara and me's bed like a sneaky mermaid, and a messy blond head came out, and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Li, do you take CP?"

"Nick." I said affectionately, "I'm omnivorous, I can eat everything, and Wonder Woman and Superman bats are also delicious."

Stephanie patted me on the shoulder very relieved, "As expected of our family."

She quietly leaned over again, "Did you watch Wonder Woman's sex-turned-positive union triangle that just came out last month?"

"Look." I said tenderly, "I'm still waiting for the third part."

"I heard that the third part will join the Green Arrow Triangle." Barbara said deeply, "I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

what!

Barbara and you too...!

I widened my eyes like copper bells, and turned to look at the calm Barbara, with her curly red hair, "As long as the plot and setting are good, I can eat anything. Kashan can't."

Stephanie snickered. "She only eats cookies."

"I just want to see everyone happy." Cassandra poked her head out of the bed, "Sad novels and comics are all rejected."

Check out this cute little dog.I am full of compassion.

"Which CP is popular in China?" Stephanie poked me on the shoulder, "America depends on the region. People in Brudhaven basically set up the Nightwing Center, and the metropolis draws circles with Superman as the center. San Francisco is home to several generations of teenagers. Random combination of Titans."

She snapped her fingers, "There are divisions within Gotham. The older generation likes to eat Nightwing, the younger people support Red Robin, and the area east of Crime Lane is full of fans of Red Hood. Robin is too young to be expelled." The CP right is at most the puppy love between the Raven and the Transcendent Twins."

She elaborated on the science, "Of course, the hottest thing is the Bat-Bat. 3% of the Bat-Bat cars on AO80.00 are written by Gotham people."

I didn't speak, Stephanie blinked, "What's wrong with you?"

288.

What's wrong with me?

I shed tears of emotion.

Where is the granary?

This is the granary!

Where is Happy Planet?

This is Happy Planet!

I took out my phone from under my pillow, "I'm going to AO3 to pay my respects to the masterpieces of my predecessors."

Babu Bat Party, support me!

289.

what?

You ask me if my father's CP will not hurt my conscience?

What is a father in front of food?Can dad send money?

……

Oh, it seems that I can actually send money.

It didn't matter, he didn't know anyway.

The sadomasochistic relationship between the dark knight and the sweetheart pig is deep, the eternal god!

You guard my city, and I guard your heart!

Tonight I am my dad's clay powder!

290.

The four of us girls huddled under the quilt, and from time to time we laughed like the inner joy of the coach during the Chinese table tennis Olympic civil war.

After seeing the Dark Knight bow to Bruce and kneel and propose with his hood off on the rooftop, we shivered and the air in the bedroom was filled with joy.

"As long as you don't run away from the marriage," Stephanie commented, "as long as you don't make a fuss about who escaped from the marriage, who jumped off the building, or whose family members made trouble, and the two of you get married and live honestly, I will give it to everyone I know. "

I have quickly forwarded it to Aqiang, and thoughtfully presented a link to bypass the wall.I am really the best friend in the world.

"I love clay blues," sighs Barbara, "it always brings me joy."

"Especially when he pissed us off," Stephanie added, "every time he did something stupid, I'd go to Bats or Baby Brucey's Itasha and BE literature, and I'd be able to regain my senses after reading it." He is as loving as a son."

291.

In this silent and happy late night, Stephanie told us her story with Bruce and AO3.

Back then, Stephanie was a little blonde loli, and her father was a scumbag who was a criminal and could only be a third-rate villain.The brave Loli stood up to stop her father's crimes, and hooked up with Tim, who was, uh, still working under Bruce at the time.

Then all kinds of things happened, Tim slipped away, and Stephanie took his place to work for Bruce.Apparently, my dad didn't take kindly to her, and he was so dizzy and badass that he set up a stand-in literature, trying to use Stephanie to stimulate Tim to come back.

Little Lori felt inferior and angry, and the people of Gotham at that time were not very supportive of Silla—the addition of new staff members.Stephanie lurked in the forums for a long time, laning against netizens who resisted female Robin, er, female staff.On the way to surf the Internet, the little blonde loli found a good place.

That place is called AO3.

Stephanie stayed up late that night to finish her first BatBat Bdsm post.

Although from the current point of view, the fanart is not only clay sculpture but also OOC, but the personality difference between the two, Batman's secret identity, Nightwing and Wayne's adopted son Dick's clubbing and Superman's volley intervening make the whole article The plot of the same person is ups and downs, twists and turns, sugar is mixed with knife and knife is licked with sugar.

Stephanie cried all night for the beautiful love between the two. Facing Bruce's reprimand the next day, little Lolita was not only not angry, but even full of kindness, looking at Bruce with creepy eyes for a long time.That look was so scary that Bruce gave her two routine blood tests.

Stephanie recalled, "Of course I will forgive him. After all, apart from me, no one in the family supports his love with Batman. Even Alfred ran away because of his love affair with Batman and went to Star City to be Oliver's housekeeper. .”

292.

"That's great," I was full of emotion, "I can't find food for bats in the country. Everyone is addicted to Zhenglian's big three. We all support Peng Dailan's unique beauty in China Zhenglian."

Peng Dailan has a group of poisonous monks in the realm of comprehension. Anyone who wants to form a CP with Peng Dailan will be rushed by this group of monks who are not doing business, except for Qingbai.

Qingbai is real!

293.

"I want to see The Amazing Twins," Cassandra said in a low voice. "I want to see the little boys who are so good."

"You can watch Damian and Jonathan Jr. go about their daily routine," Stephanie said, "as a meal replacement."

"I don't eat real people." Cassandra crossed her hands to show her refusal.

"If you want to watch Bubbat's sadomasochism, I have a Mrs. Treasure to recommend to you." Barbara moved closer to me and showed me the phone screen, "That's the wife."

I look at the name.

Querelle Jeunet.It looks like a man's name.

"The name of the sailor in Fog Harbor plus the author's surname, Jean Genet worked as a pickpocket on the streets in his early years, and later became a well-known writer, and also wrote homosexual-related works."

Barbara pulled me down to show me the list of nearly twenty works under the name of this lady, with a length of nearly 200 million words.

"The plot is good, the characters are great, the fights are exciting, the pictures are beautiful, the process of sadomasochism has a happy ending, and from time to time there are little poems created by the author himself." Barbara said, "Except for one thing, it is perfect."

I was alert, "Which point?"

"In my wife's plot, the phenomenon of Red Hood's combat power often appears, for example, Red Hood punches Nightwing, Red Hood punches Batman, Red Hood punches Superman, Red Hood hits a crowbar Let the clown die and so on. If the clown appears in the plot, nine out of ten he will die at the hands of the red hood." Barbara explained, "Because the red hood has too many 'one punch' deeds, so in In this lady's article, we call Red Hood 'One Punch Man'."

I:……

Me: "Should I, should I?"

Barbara looked at me meaningfully, "It's the same reason as we watch AO3 fans. It's a way to decompress. Basically, every time they quarrel, we can come back and update [-]D."

But, damn it, how could this be the case!

Whether or not this family is harmonious, it is difficult to have both a happy family and a super-long fat badge!

294.

I want to see Bat Bat's ABO literature.

But Mrs. Querrell Jeunet only writes about the normal world view. I don’t know what hinders her from performing well, but Bababa’s ABO literature is basically short stories.

I want to watch the meat, but also want to watch the plot, I am a greedy little clever ghost.

"I want to see it too." Stephanie sighed while lying next to me.

"Do you think Batman is an A or an O?" Cassandra asked.

I was lost in thought, Batman is strong and strong, clean and jerk [-] pounds, such a macho, of course - "It must be an Omega!" I was determined.

"And what about Bruce?" Barbara asked.

Baby Brucey is snoozing and cute, with sweet eyes and affectionate eyes, so delicate, of course it is—"Of course it's Alpha!" Stephanie's answer was sonorous and forceful.

"AO and OA are fine for me, I don't choose." Barbara said, "Nightwing has a nice butt, it's O."

I affirmed, "The red hood has big breasts, it's O."

"Red Robin has a thin waist and long legs, it's an O." Stephanie was sure.

"Robin is young and hasn't differentiated yet, so let him go." Cassandra said something human.

"What about Batwoman, Batgirl, Showstopper, and Orphans?" I asked.

The girls looked at each other and said to me in unison, "Of course it's Alpha!"

295.

Ma'am, hungry, have a meal.

Woohoo, why doesn't Mrs. Querelle Jeunet write ABO literature.

Sentinel guides are fine too!

296.

"Actually, I've made up the plot in my head," Stephanie said. "The Batman in the O phase fell off the roof, was picked up by Baby Brucey after the reception, and brought back to Wayne Manor."

Let's ignore the question of why Batman didn't strangle Bruce in the alley and why Batman as O doesn't carry inhibitors with him.

I continued, "Babe Brucey was drugged by the evil Omega Oliver in the Star City next door at the reception, and she has also entered the O period. They encountered a fire like a thunderbolt, and the fire hit dry wood, and it ignited out of control The fire of love was kindled."

Let's ignore why there are rich people from the next city hanging around, and let's ignore why Bruce has to go home by himself instead of asking Alfred to drive to pick him up.

"From Wayne's Bugatti Veyron, to the parking garage at Wayne Manor, to Bruce's bedroom with French windows." Barbara added meaningfully.

Ah Fu's hygiene is quite rare.Thanks for your hard work, Fu!

Cassandra's face was half buried in the quilt, leaving only a pair of bright black eyes exposed.She whimpered, "I want to see it."

"I also……"

"I also……"

"actually, I……"

297.

I suddenly had an idea, "So why don't we share a pseudonym, one person and one paragraph?"

298.

Stephanie looked at me with admiration in her eyes, "Good idea."

299.

Li Ci Zhang.

Barbara Gordon.

Stephanie Brown.

Cassandra Cain.

We hereby swear that from now on we are a team, we put on masks, hide behind the Internet, and vow to spread the truth as we see it.

Our group is called——

"RMCA (Capital Allocation System)."

300.

What it really means is—

"RMCA", RobinMentalCaringWelfareAssociation, RobinMentalCaringWelfareAssociation, Chinese abbreviation "Luo Sifu".

The author has something to say:

Robin: Thank you for your care :)

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Whenever a red hood gets punched by a bat

There is a Batman who wants to experience hatred, sadomasochism, heart and lungs (hmm?), broken mirror reunion, chasing his wife and cremation (hmmm??) on AO3

Brother Tong's pseudonym and the stalk of "Roosevelt" both come from my friend, we are really two wonderful people (than thumbs.jpg)