i spent the summer in gotham

1.

While the girls get together for girls' time, the games room on the second floor of Wayne Manor is where the boys and men stay and play mahjong.

For a moment, the sound of mahjong pieces tossing and crackling echoed for a long time on the second floor of the manor.

Li Cizhang's panda, Xiaobai, was sitting on the sofa, taking the washed bamboo shoots with his hands and eating them bite by bite.If Li Cizhang himself were here, he would definitely show that expression of "the stupid son raised you for nothing".

Damian was very satisfied. He didn't go to the table to play cards. He was very satisfied just sitting by and watching Xiaobai eat.

Come on, this is Kung Fu Panda, who doesn't like Kung Fu Panda?

Tim bets that Bruce already has plans in his mind for where the pandas will eat and live. Maybe he already has a little speech script for Gotham reporters to prove the legitimacy of his keeping pandas.

Xiaobai rubbed his eyes, and Tim swore that everyone present, including Bruce, showed love in their eyes when they saw glutinous rice balls.

Ah Fu came over in time and took away the panda whose upper and lower eyelids were fighting to sleep.

The four people at the table plus Damian raised their eyelids, and it was time for an internal conversation.

2.

Jason typed out a nine-point note, "I think the note she gave Tibbo was intentional."

"It's sad to say that," Dick weighed and threw out [-]. "Is she targeting me? Did she deliberately not want Ye Yi to sign?"

"Be content, the old man doesn't have anything yet." Jason snorted, "At least you still have a perfunctory Batman autograph."

Bruce was silent for a moment, then threw out a mahjong piece to decide the outcome, "Huh."

The other three stared wide-eyed, how could this be a nonsense, and this can also be a nonsense?

The vengeful old man looked down at the audience, sweeping around everyone with different expressions.Damian folded his hands and snorted coldly, "It's your biggest mistake to underestimate your father!"

The tacit understanding of this pair of father and son singing and singing together is really good. It seems that Batman and Robin didn't kick the bad guy's ass for nothing.The badass asses at least show some value.

Bruce cleared his throat and looked at Tim, "Have you checked Lee's school website?"

3.

"Isn't it, old man?" Jason showed Red Hood's eyes of disapproval.

But it doesn't matter, generally speaking, people who don't have clairvoyant eyes can't see his eyes through the hood.So I didn't know how scary the red hood's disapproving eyes were.

"You really want to check, and leave some private space for your own daughter?"

"I care about her, and I want to know what happened to her during the years I was away." Bruce said in a deep voice, "Ordinary martial arts school students don't have this kind of skill."

"Bat-like concern." Dick came out to smooth things over, "He didn't do this kind of thing once or twice. When Xiao Li wants to beat him up, I will help hold his hand."

Jason was inspired, "It makes sense, give me that foot."

"I won't allow you to touch your father, don't take the opportunity to make small moves!" Damian glared at Dick and Jason, "Grayson and Todd, I will keep an eye on you."

Tim stared at the cards on the table for a long time, wondering why on earth Bruce always won the three of them easily.

"Actually, I think Li's willingness to tell us that the school has an official website is to express her tacit attitude." Tim said his thoughts, "She is a bit old-fashioned, thinking that she knows our secret, so she should Exchange your secrets."

"She's still deluding herself into thinking my hood is a popcorn bucket. Oh poor girl, working so hard and racking my brains to help us maintain our precariously secret identities," Jason lamented, singing an aria, " She's such a nice person!"

Dick doesn't care about that, all he cares about is, "So why doesn't she want Nightwing's autograph?"

"Because she's obviously not a good baby who likes to listen to orders," Jason pointed out sharply, "Give it up, Grayson, and readily admit the fact that she doesn't want to listen to your orders."

Dick showed a heartbroken expression of "my brother and sister rebelled and broke my heart".

The other few people turned a blind eye, everyone in the family was a master of obedience and disobedience, the one who could be fooled by Ye Yi's crying expression was the precious idiot, who should be sent to eat bamboo shoots with Xiao Bai.

4.

Bruce brought the topic back on track, "How's your investigation going?"

Tim stroked the mahjong in his hand, "The official website of Shushan University needs to be deciphered. There are two different systems running on the inner and outer layers. Forcible intrusion will cause the website to crash. Simple, effective and troublesome method, once someone intrudes , it is necessary to rebuild the network.”

"Save your self-boasting process," Damian said, he can always pick Tim's thorns with a magnifying glass, and Jason admires such a rare spirit of bragging, "Just tell me how you did it?"

Tim hesitated for a moment. He needed to confirm that he would not be betrayed, that he would be protected, that he would still be able to sit in this position and play poker after a year...

"I stole Li's student account, this is the first time I believe someone in the world will use '12345678' as a password."

"Wow," Jason exclaimed in amazement when he watched rare animals and honest people, "I believe she is Xiaobai's panda breeder, and any breeder can breed any kind of panda."

5.

"Skip the meaningless nonsense and just tell me what you found?" Damian said impatiently, "As long as she is not a panda abductor, everything can be forgiven."

"That's not trafficking." Tim picked up the steel bars on the construction site with one hand. Everyone should understand the meaning of this sentence. "Generally speaking, trafficking refers to people. We say 'poaching' to animals."

"When a panda speaks human language and punches with martial arts, then he is human." Damian said blankly, "It's like a duck drinking coffee and playing computer games, then he is a duck."

Dick held Tim in time, who was about to explode and hurt people.

Tim gave Damian a dark look, and Bruce pretended not to understand the connotation of "it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge" in it, and asked, "What did you decipher?"

Tim hesitated again. To be honest, when he first went to the student forum, he almost thought he was going to the fan fiction section, or the famous Zhihu in China, share the story you just made up.

"Uh..." But thinking about the identity of the Chinese Wonder Woman, it seems that it is not so difficult to accept, "In fact, Shushan University is Shushan."

He looked at the blank eyes of Dick, Jason, and Damian and said, "Shushan faction, you should know, the immortal cultivating organization that often appears in ACG works, the one that can fly with the sword."

"Wait a minute, isn't that Chinese Kung Fu?" Dick was shocked, "I thought every Chinese person could adopt a panda!"

"Nonsense, how old is she?" Jason was shocked, "Is she older than Bruce, in fact, she is Bruce's distant elder or something?"

"This can explain," Damian pondered, "why she arrived at the fitting room earlier than the Batmobile that day."

Only Bruce showed nostalgia and emotion on his face, "She really walked the same path as her mother."

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The four little birds turned their heads like sunflowers, and looked at Bruce with the eyes of a monster, "So you (you) guessed it (fucking) long ago?"