i spent the summer in gotham

301.

We fell asleep until dawn.

Relying on my sword repair work and rest, I stubbornly climbed up between Stephanie and Cassandra.

I unlocked the phone habitually, and countless messages popped up on the screen, and Ah Qiang bombarded and roared the text messages on the other end of the phone.I just remembered that I had also recommended Mrs. Guerrell Jeunet to him last night.

"In one day, I want all the information of this lady!"

"Use your updates to get me hooked on you ma'am!"

"Madam, hungry, eat!"

"Tell me my wife's address. I'll go to her door to update overnight. Don't worry, there's no dark room. I'll bring the laptop with me."

Uh-huh? ?

hmmmm? ? ?

What are you thinking, John, what do you want to do to Mrs. Guerrell Jeunet!

302.

Scary images came to my mind.

"Huaxia Tixiu and Gotham's well-known gangster Hongmou fought outside the safe house, and it was because of this! "

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

303.

Terrible, terrible.

I sent Ah Qiang an emoticon package of "outside the Internet illegality", and turned off the phone as if the phone was out of battery.

Barbara was already rubbing her eyes in a daze. After I finished washing, I went to the kitchen and found toast and eggs in the refrigerator, and made omelette and toast for them and served them on the table.

My comm lights up, my scalp tingles, and I rush to the toilet and close the door.

A Qiang's voice came faintly from the flashing communication symbol, "Li Cizhang, you have grown courage."

I said righteously, "The phone is out of battery."

"Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?" Ah Qiang's voice sounded like a ghost, "You've been the one who's been looking for power banks all over the street as long as the battery is below 20.00% since you got your phone."

I was speechless, but I didn't expect this good habit to expose me.

What's wrong with charging? Isn't it right to eat when the phone is hungry?

How can a person be full, regardless of whether the mobile phone is dead or alive?

Ah Qiang continued, "I'm going to the United States next month, and I'm looking for you to visit the comic exhibition."

and many more?

I said cautiously, "Aren't you really going to squat in front of your wife's house and wait for an update?"

"How could it be?" A Qiang scoffed at my thoughts, "I haven't got my wife's contact information yet, what if my wife is in Australia?"

...so you haven't given up yet, have you?

Ah Qiang said firmly, "As long as I go to my wife's comment area to blow rainbow farts every day, my wife will notice me one day! Then I can get my wife's contact information, I can chat with my wife every day, and know my wife's latest thoughts at any time." Hole!"

His voice is full of hope, "Finally, I can see first-hand food every day, the plan is perfect!"

I:……

Me: "Ah this..."

I'm sorry, Red, it's all my fault, I will help you keep your vest.

woohoo.

If you keep your vest, can I see first-hand food every day?

304.

"Do you want me to pick you up at the airport?" I counted, and next month is two weeks away.

Ah Qiang said lazily, "No, I'll go directly to Gotham to find you."

He said casually, "I have accepted a cross-border mission to chase a nephew who crossed the border."

305.

Nephew Gon is also a man-eating beast, resembling a fox, with nine heads and nine tails.You can understand it as the big cousin of Nine-Tailed Fox.In fact, the relationship between the two foxes is really good.

"The one we know?"

"The one we know." Ah Qiang sneered, "Otherwise, I wouldn't have run over to chase that dead fox."

Aqiang, Meimei and I are members of the Shushan Law Enforcement Team, responsible for hunting down the escaped beasts.Most of the monks in the new era do not kill, and medical practitioners, talisman cultivators, and instrument cultivators all have rules of not killing and not staining blood.

There are two types of sword repair, the killing sword and the non-killing sword.The killing sword cultivates the sword intent and focuses on killing.Don't kill the sword, cultivate the heart of the sword, and emphasize the heart of benevolence.

A sword cultivator who practices the killing sword will bury a heart-cleaning talisman in his dantian to ensure that he will not kill because of his madness.The Qingxin Talisman is changed every three years, which is equivalent to an operation every three years.

It is said to be a heart-cleaning talisman, but in fact it also has the functions of blocking spiritual power and emergency restraint, which is convenient for the killing sword and sword repairer to catch people when they go crazy.

Because the main body of this thing is a heart-cleaning talisman, it emits coolness all year round, so every Slaying Sword Sword Xiu has installed a mobile air conditioner in his dantian.Cool in summer, cold in winter.

Therefore, it is understandable why killing swords and sword repairs are very popular in summer. Who doesn't want to blow air conditioners?

I am one of the mobile air conditioners.

306.

In fact, Ah Qiang, Mei Mei and I are all seniors of the law enforcement team, and it is not our turn to run errands for small tasks.The last task I took with my junior was not a task, it was a vacation.

The law enforcement team was formerly the Shushan Guards. The cultivation world was in chaos for a while. Strictly speaking, the demon world was in chaos.

At that time, I had only been in Shushan for seven years, Meimei had just been in Shushan for three years, and Ah Qiang hadn’t changed his job yet.

Ah Qiang and I were deadly rivals who would fight each other when we met. Now that I think about it, a lot of things really happened.

For example, Meimei almost turned into a beast’s rations to save me, for example, Aqiang changed to a professional body repair because his natal sword was broken into dregs, for example, I opened the sixth sword bone in the late stage of the chaos.

Several years have passed, and only five and a half of my sword bones still shine.

307.

That nephew had dealt with us before.

He doesn't have a deep hatred with us, but his cousin Nine-Tailed Fox has a deep hatred with us.

Sooner or later, I will take Due and chop off the three tails of that stupid fox.

308.

"Anyway, I'll try to catch my nephew within a week, and I'll go to the comic exhibition with you after the work is done." Ah Qiang said.

"Okay," I replied, "is there anything else to say?"

"Can you really not give me your wife's address?"

"Go away!"

309.

Barbara finished the toast gracefully and complimented my handiwork.

Cassandra got up too, and they changed into their sports clothes and planned to go for a run.

I went to the bedroom to check on Stephanie. She was awake, but she was still slumped under the covers, wriggling like a cat.

I stood at the door and watched her squirm quietly. I thought she was going to reach for the pajamas on the bed.

After 2 minutes, Stephanie's fingertips finally reached her mobile phone, she breathed a sigh of relief, and the imperial concubine was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone.

I suddenly understood what parents all over the world thought when they saw their daughters getting up.

The fist is hard.jpg

310.

"Actually, I'm coding," Stephanie said sincerely, "I first encountered ABO literature in codebatbubabat. Literature needs inspiration, and inspiration is on the bed."

"So how many words did you code?"

"174, 205 including punctuation marks."

311.

"What are you doing the rest of the time?"

"Learn advanced experience and find inspiration at AO3."

"Isn't inspiration in bed?"

"The inspiration is in AO3 watching in bed."

312.

OK.

Stephanie is really a master of sophistry, and she will be able to team up with Jason to speak on talk shows in the future.

313.

President Tim will generously book the venue for them, and Wayne makes money and spends Wayne, and one part wants to take it home.

314.

Stephanie lay on the bed and kicked her feet, "I need inspiration, damn it, this is harder than a paper!"

"But you are our first solitaire, baby." I said affectionately, "The meme you mentioned, who will start if you don't start?"

"I need experience from my seniors." Stephanie jumped up, "Catch a senior and come back and teach us how to write clay sculpture fans."

senior?

Oh shit.

There are indeed seniors in the family.

I have a serious expression, "Senior can't agree, you should give up."

"Nothing is impossible." Stephanie was serious, as if we were not discussing how to make Batman and Bruce happy for seven days and seven nights, but the big event of a spoiler saving the world.

She lights up her phone and shows me a picture of Tim plunging headfirst into his coffee in such high-resolution that I suspect Stephanie snapped it on Tim's face.

She slides down, and it's Dick dancing as a stripper in bat-print panties.He's clearly popular because his bat underpants are stuffed with bills.

She slid down again, and it was Damian who stepped on the watermelon rind and dropped a dog gnawing mud.This is a set of pictures. Afterwards, Da Mi installed as if nothing had happened, got up and looked around to make sure that no one noticed his embarrassing appearance, and viciously picked up the watermelon rind and threw it into the trash can.

Damian is actually such a sweetheart who cares about the environment?

I looked at Stephanie adoringly, "You are a god."

Stephanie said affirmatively, "I am God."

315.

The communication that follows is like a turn-based game.

Stephanie attacks Mrs. Guerrell Jeunet.

The wife refused and said that we had the wrong person.

Stephanie took an ugly photo of Tim, and her attack power increased!

Madame fell into a suspicious silence.

Stephanie continued her efforts and played Damian's embarrassing set, doubling the chance of a critical strike!

The wife was quiet for a few seconds before sending a message, "Any more?"

With a triumphant smile on her face, Stephanie pulls out her trump card, Stripper Dick!

Crit!One knife 99999!

Mrs. Guerrell Jeunet could not get up again. After 1 minute, she sent us the address of a coffee shop.

Victory always belongs to Stephanie Brown!

316.

Stephanie and I ordered a cup of coffee for my wife, sat respectfully in the most hidden booth in the cafe, and waited for Mianji.

A man in a vest and a red shirt came in through the door, looked around, and sneaked up to us.

He wore a pair of sunglasses and had a mustache on his lips, like a comedian from a stand-up show.

Despite the Mrs. filter, I fell into silence.

This disguise is useless except to deceive oneself and others. If Dick glances at it, he will be caught and taken back to eat.

The wife moved her lips, the mustache twitched, and he deliberately lowered his voice, "Hello."

Stephanie said with a difficult tone, "Actually, you don't have to be like this, Jay..."

"Jay, Jay!" Madame interrupted Stephanie sharply, "Call me Madame Guerrell Jeunet!"

……

……

Yes, Mrs. Guerrell Jeunet.

Understood, Madame Guerrell Jeunet.

The author has something to say:

Brother's stripper men's clothing is from Nightwing Magazine

Don't ask me how Stephen got it

Mustache for barrel camouflage from Barrel Magazine

And don't ask me what purpose this thing can be used in casinos as a camouflage other than self-deception

Ah Qiang, the wife you miss is this comedian, do you still love him?