Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

Probably blinded by the cat's tail, Osamu Dazai agreed to Gojo Satoru to live in his house temporarily.

But raising is impossible for nothing, the other party is going to spy on social workers.

On the second day, Gojo Satoru completely undid the spell that Earl D gave him, and changed back to his original appearance. Wearing the new clothes given to him by Osamu Dazai, he followed him to the Armed Detective Agency.

Everyone in the detective agency is so sad that Maomao is fake and won't come back, so they have no interest in Gojo Satoru.

The saddest Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at Gojo Satoru even with a murderous look in his eyes, but he still maintained the demeanor that a respected president should have, and arranged for him to enter the company.

Gojo Satoru, who is very good at rescuing people, has achieved good results in destroying three houses in a street, and the criminals were slightly injured but not life-threatening.

The Armed Detective Agency likes to mention a nuclear-bomb-level armed force.

And Osamu Dazai soon regretted his decision.

Because Gojo Satoru, who has become a human, no longer needs to stay in the office as before. As a junior brought in by himself, Osamu Dazai has to bring the other party to deal with the commission.

Gojo Satoru seems to have lived in a very simple environment before.So simple that he only needs to become stronger and monsters, and he doesn't need to deal with the rest.

Visual inspection only contacts a small number of special people.

Those people probably still worship him as their ancestor.

Therefore, I have no understanding of the ways of the world, and I have no interest in analyzing the complex human nature.

If this continues, sooner or later, he will be taught to be a man by dirty adults.

But he was born intelligent, and with a little guidance he was able to infer other cases from one instance.When Osamu Dazai was teaching him, he felt inexplicably cultivated.

Who doesn't love raising a child who loves the world?

If Gojo Satoru wasn't so clingy, he probably would have liked it a little more.

Even Kenji, the most innocent in the detective agency, expressed the emotion of "Gojo likes Mr. Dazai too much, right?" Everyone can see that someone is plotting against him.

But he has no interest in little boys.

No matter how good-looking it is!

Osamu Dazai sighed, while posting information about Wujo Wu on various dark webs, praying that someone would be found to take Wujo Wu away as soon as possible.

"Dazai——what are you looking at?" When Gojo Satoru passed by with a cheese berry, he saw a webpage in English on Dazai Osamu's computer, which contained various terms and slang words, and became interested.

In the field of hacking, there are very few teenagers who are not interested.

He just didn't have much time to get in touch with this kind of thing before. When he was a teenager, he received education and was assassinated in various ways. When he grew up, he was on the way to exorcise the curse spirit.

Hey, I suddenly remembered that I was still a conjurer.

Forget it, Jie is also the strongest, he can definitely complete the tasks of two people by himself!

The heartless Maomao lowered his head and took a mouthful of Cheese Berry, and leaned in front of Osamu Dazai to ask him to teach him how to play.

"Dazai, I want to learn this!" He asked simply and rudely.

Osamu Dazai's eyelids twitched, and he didn't speak for a while.And his brief silence caught Gojo Satoru's attention, who leaned over to stare at his computer for a long time, and said, "Who are you chatting with?"

Still use code words.

Not right.

"I'm just collecting information. The other party is a notorious intelligence dealer." Osamu Dazai didn't say what the specific information was, but just randomly found a small website that he was not familiar with and the forum staff was not very active to play for Gojo Satoru. He simply taught some rules and jargon, and let him figure out the rest.

Then he deleted a certain Russian intelligence dealer who came along the network cable and asked him "do you need help", and cleared all the published content and browsing traces during this period.

Forget it, it's better to wait for the people looking for Gojo Satoru to find Yokohama.

Such a big, stupid son of a landlord's family has been missing for so long, and the people looking for him are probably going crazy.

Gojo Satoru didn't know what Dazai Osamu was up to, he was exploring the new world full of curiosity.

Then it was quickly discovered that this website seemed to be used by the magic world.

To be precise, it is for curse masters and free conjurers.There are various rewards and some discussions that seem to be very smoky.It was a world that Xiaobai, who was honestly taking on missions like him, had never seen before.

At this time, he thought of Xia Youjie who was far away at school again, because he was not there, and Xia Youjie, who might have doubled the task, felt a bit ashamed later.

He logged into his account and contacted his good friend.

[Stupid Gojo Satoru: Jay!haven't seen you for a long time! 】

【Old lady: ... I thought you were dead. 】

[Just kidding, how could someone kill me. 】

[Then where did you go to fool around? People from the Gojo family have almost cracked the stone steps of the Tokyo school. A group of elders are sitting in the classroom crying. Do you know how terrifying that scene is?I had nightmares for a whole week, and I didn't do it for the rest of the time, just to help you idiot out of the mission. 】

Due to the limit on the number of words in a single message, Xia Youjie, who was so fast, insulted Gojo Wu more than 3 times in just [-] minutes.

Gojo Satoru drank the remaining cheese berries in a slow manner, and did not read the news, but replied a seemingly calm but flaunting statement.

【I'm being raised by Dazai now, and I'm trying to be a detective. 】

【? 】

Xia Youjie, who was excellent in culture, stared at the passage sent by Wujo Satoru for a long time, as if he had suddenly lost his ability to read.

【I'm curious, what kind of detective agency would accept such a mindless thing like you. 】

[All I need is force. Dazai can do things that require brains. 】

Xia Youjie blackmailed this love brain, and felt that the other party contacted him suddenly, and there should be other things to find him. After killing a first-level curse spirit with his backhand, he calmed down, released the other party from the blacklist, and asked for help. What is he doing.

Gojo Satoru: [It’s like this, I found a very interesting website, we may be able to complete the task through this website. 】

After staying with Osamu Dazai for a long time, Gojo Satoru is more or less a bit sesame stuffed.

He decided to directly post his task on the website, and then entrust the curse master to complete it. After the transaction was over, he would arrest the curse master and take it to the conjurer association for a bounty.

If the reward is not too high, you can still raise it, and cut it later.

After a brief silence, Xia Youjie happily agreed to this approach.

In this way, you can save the judgment of the type of spell spirit, the prerequisites for its appearance, and the waiting time. You only need to go directly to arrest the person at the end. Although you need to invest a little money in the early stage, you can get task rewards and rewards .

The pockets that became rich because of becoming a magician will become richer, and the life will be more leisurely!

The curse masters are all eccentric and autistic guys, so no one's fishing behavior was discovered for a long time.

Gojo Wu took the time to contact the people of the Gojo family, but still ignored their complaints and condemnation, but said that he is fine now and will go back when he catches up with his wife.

And Xia Youjie soon received a task that he and Wujo Wu must complete together.

To be precise, it refers to Gojo Satoru.

After Gojo Satoru learned about "what is an astral body", he readily agreed, and then backhandedly gave the Armed Detective Agency a commission to "help innocent girls escape their tragic fate".

The option of bringing people back to school was simply not considered.

This kind of nonsense of "sacrificing for the safety of the entire magic world and more people" can no longer fool him.

And his nonsense of "I'm just a kitten" has long been unable to deceive Osamu Dazai, and the entrustment in the section of Shi Yuanhuang and Di Qiong directly exposed his vest.

But Osamu Dazai still didn't immediately drive Gojo Satoru out.

Hmm... It's not that he suddenly wanted to eat this tender grass, it's just that the cat got used to it for a long time, and he was very interested in that magic circle with very few members but everyone seemed to be dangerous.

If negative emotions can spill out energy and give birth to a curse spirit, what kind of monster will be hiding in his shadow?

Due to his abilities, this experiment seems impossible.Therefore, Osamu Dazai's interest lies in the "extremely high death rate".

So excitedly, he accepted the commission alone and ran away while no one was paying attention.

Wujo Wu, who was left behind, was at a loss for a while, and chose to go back to school to meet Xia Youjie first.

Anyway, the task is the same, we will definitely meet.

A moment ago, he was still showing off to Xia Youjie and Tian Nei Riko, "My partner is super smart, Nai, Nai, stalking, chaotic and moaning, Dazai Osamu who was stabbed by someone, he was stunned on the spot, and when he looked carefully, the other party had already been beaten After several cuts, blood flowed down the dazzling silver blade, staining the clothes red.

It was originally a scene of one party abusing the other party, but the strange thing is that the person holding the knife looked ugly, and the person who was stabbed had a satisfied expression, and even praised the other party's level, which made him not hurt very much.

"Ah... I forgot to mention that Dazai is a suicideist."

Gojo Satoru said very calmly, and then the man disappeared from the spot.

Xia Youjie: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Fu Heisher was in a very bad mood. He was supposed to be playing dirty, but he didn't expect that the number of people receiving the bounty was much less than expected (sent into the game), and the other party played even more dirty.

Being overwhelmed, he tried to vent his anger on the person, but it turned out that the other person seemed to be looking for death.

It's okay to seek death, but before he was stabbed to death, he saw the little ghost of the Wutiao family rushing over aggressively as if he had been robbed of his wife, and wanted to kill him.

Play shit.

Stop playing.

Fighting to injure the impossibly strong little ghost, under the cover of smoke and dust, Chanyuan Shier managed to escape, and Osamu Dazai and Wujo Wu both entered the ICU.

The front foot came out of the ICU, and the back foot was pulled into the small black room with Yosano Akiko to serve him with a machete.

Gojo Satoru, who saw Osamu Dazai's horrible encounter, learned to reverse the spell on the spot and escaped. He was kicked out of the armed detective agency and rushed back to school.

Osamu Dazai, who felt that Gojo Satoru's eyes were not right, suddenly awakened his conscience: "Study hard, get into a good university, and it's better to get a postgraduate doctorate or something. After that, I will definitely meet someone better than me. People are not worthy of your nostalgia, forget about me."

Gojo Satoru sneered.

Riko Tenuchi, who had only question marks on her face the whole time, successfully joined the detective agency and became a temporary clerk, and was given a supplementary class by Kunikida Doppo, working hard to get into the University of Tokyo.

Osamu Dazai, who quickly lost his conscience, quickly raised a new cat.

The new cat is called Atsushi Nakajima. It is a super big silver-grained cat. It is easy to feed.

Dazai Osamu is very kind to him, even if he often fights with Akutagawa, he still finds him cute.

But the good times didn't last long.

The genius Gojo Satoru learned teleportation and returned to the Armed Detective Agency on the grounds of a part-time job.

On the first day, I gave Nakajima a meal.

The euphemistic name is "the teachings of the predecessors".

That's fine, but his next behavior nearly broke Osamu Dazai.

When he chooses a good time to enter the water as before, he will be picked up by Gojo Satoru after losing consciousness and taken back to strip him naked for artificial respiration, which he can't stop even when he wakes up.

When he took a hang to calm down, all the ropes in the house were torn by the cat, and he couldn't find the tools for the crime within a radius of ten meters.

When he started to do what he was good at - when he was kidnapped to the enemy's stronghold, the enemy's stronghold was blown up as soon as he was tied up.And Wujo Satoru used the excuse of "untying you" to touch him.

There were so many such things that Osamu Dazai even had nightmares at night.

In the dream, after he earnestly persuaded Gojo Wu not to hang himself on his crooked neck tree, he actually turned into a crooked neck tree, and was then uprooted by Gojo Wu and brought back to his mansion of thousands of acres, planted In the middle of the cherry tree and peach blossom tree, during the day he maintains the form of a tree, let Gojo Satoru swing on him, and at night he turns into a human form and is dragged into the room to swing.

How could he be the one below? !

Osamu Dazai, who woke up suddenly, closed his eyes fiercely, thinking that the kind of inexperienced and innocent boy is not just playing with him.After thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, he lay down in shock, and fell asleep very quickly.

Then dreamed again.

This time I dreamed that he persuaded Wujo to realize that he was just a mackerel without a soul, the kind that passing cats would not take a second look.Then he turned into a mackerel, and Gojo Satoru, who had turned into a cat, picked him up from the sea, poured strawberry jam on it, and licked him mouthful after mouthful.

He woke up again, saw that the sky outside was still dark, and closed his eyes reluctantly.

This time he didn't persuade Wujo Wu, but he was still not human.

I dreamed that I was the young master of the black cat clan, and was about to marry the princess of the white cat clan on the next mountain.

In the dream, he seemed very excited. He gave [-] loads of Xijiufu, [-] loads of seafood, and [-] loads of small cakes as betrothal gifts. He married the princess in eight sedan chairs and returned to his mountain.

On the wedding night in the bridal chamber, he lifted the princess's hijab and saw the white-haired, blue-eyed, child-faced beauty, and immediately became more excited, but the other party seemed to be more excited than him, and with a blushing face, he pulled his belt and wanted to sleep with him .

Such a beautiful and big beauty, but it turned out to be bigger than him.

Osamu Dazai woke up again.

But almost fainted.

I saw his closed door was pried open by Gojo Satoru using the skills he taught, and a white-haired, blue-eyed, childlike beauty with cat ears and cat tail was crawling on his bed.

Gojo Satoru, who was discovered, did not feel guilty about being caught, but opened his big bright eyes and said: "Look! I used the magic power to simulate the flow of spiritual power when I turned into a cat, and it actually turned into a cat. Hey cat!"

As he spoke, he grabbed Osamu Dazai's hand and touched the cat's ears.

Osamu Dazai ruaed twice subconsciously, and retracted as if he had been scalded by magma.

He now has a great psychological shadow on the cat department.

Swallowing his saliva, he showed a weak smile: "I thought about it carefully, I really like you, but I can't attack minors, you might as well go back and read it carefully, I will be with you when you grow up Together."

Within three years, he will definitely die successfully! !

If you can't die, catch a certain mouse and feed it to the cat! ! !

But Gojo Satoru was not as easy to deceive as before.

"I'm underage, doesn't that prevent me from being your boyfriend?"

Facing Gojo Satoru who had climbed onto the bed, Osamu Dazai chose to submit.

"You're right, we might as well start talking about love."

Wujo Wu agreed, and Wujo Wu was kicked out of the house.

Because cohabitation is prohibited until the relationship has progressed to that point.

After all, he is still a young man, but pure love is easy to deceive.

Osamu Dazai sighed, but did not become optimistic because of it.

He felt that sooner or later he would be overwhelmed.

Young people's liking is pure and strong, never considering other things, just I like you, not like the inextricable entanglement of love and hate, but a flood without reservation.

Gojo Satoru is even more stubborn.

Even if you close the doors and windows of your heart, he will tear down your house and drag your people into his house.

It's fine to mess around, but he is a very good guy who suits his appetite.

Just like poets like the moon and painters are obsessed with painting flowers, people who are struggling in troubled times will also be obsessed with the dazzling stars that isolate the dust.

It would be nice to have a cat in your arms if you live into winter.

he thinks.

As we all know, there is always a gap between fact and imagination.

So in winter, it was the cat who held him in his arms.