Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

Osamu Dazai concluded that there was something wrong with the cat that appeared at the door of the detective agency, but it didn't help.

When the reserved guest opened the door and came in, a cute, innocent and young cat rushed in at an alarming speed, pressed its paw on Osamu Dazai's foot, hooked his trouser leg tentatively, and then crawled nimbly on his shoulders.

Osamu Dazai paused after being rubbed on the face by the cat.

Is it really a cat?

But why does the cat act like it knows him?

Although, Osamu Dazai, who has no interest in keeping cats, asked the female guest who came in together: "Is this your cat?"

The female guest looked at the kitten on his shoulder with love in her eyes, but said honestly: "No, it just saw me open the door and came in with me."

Osamu Dazai: "Then are you interested in raising a cute little white cat?"

The female guest was very moved, but the cat on Osamu Dazai's shoulder gave a fierce "meow" at this moment, and slapped Dazai's face with its fluffy tail, and its claws were embedded in Dazai's clothes, as if scolding him for daring to put Throw it to other women casually.

The female guest looked away in disappointment, and said with a smile: "It seems that it doesn't like me, but likes you very much, Mr. Dazai."

Osamu Dazai: "But I can't even raise myself well, so how can I raise a cat well?"

Let alone a suspicious cat.

Dazai's thoughts are still unimportant.

Because after Fukuzawa Yukichi discovered that the cat was not afraid of him, he decided to keep the cat in the Armed Detective Agency, and Osamu Dazai would take it back at night.

Dazai's cats are paid by the president, he just needs to be a ruthless cat appeasement tool.

After more than ten years of establishment, the Armed Detective Agency finally had a cat in the normal sense (?), and everyone was very excited for a while.

What kind of cat climbing frame, cat toys, catnip, canned cats, etc., etc., are moved to the detective agency box by box, and I don’t even want to deal with the commission.

In such a large armed detective agency, only Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo are sober.

However, when Dazai wanted to hear Ranpo say something sympathetic, he shook the wave soda and said leisurely, "Take care of it well, you won't be able to get rid of it."

Osamu Dazai smirked: "I really haven't been comforted at all."

Gojo Satoru firmly believes that he is the cutest, handsome and charming existence in the world, even if he becomes a cat.

Although the beginning of his encounter with Osamu Dazai was not satisfactory, he still gained a place in the Armed Detective Agency by virtue of his beauty, and quickly climbed to the top of the food chain.

No one would dislike five cats, no one!

Even if he swung his paw on the water glass on the table to the ground, broke the network cable and scratched the sofa while running, as long as he raised his paw and meowed twice, and then got into Dazai Osamu's pocket, he would be forgiven immediately.

Every day, he can get offerings of candied dried fish and strawberry milk, as well as more than a hundred words of praise.He can also get into Dazai's clothes and be taken to various places by him, sleep on Dazai's bed without any scruples, and lick him as much as he wants.

Biting off Osamu Dazai's bandages and scratching him when he hit on a girl won't matter.

It is simply the life of a fairy.

However, a fake cat is a fake cat. It has grown at an astonishing speed, from a kitten that can be held in the palm of your hand to a giant cat that weighs [-] pounds and can suffocate people, only one month has passed.

During this month, Osamu Dazai became more and more tolerant of him, and his expression became more and more kind.

And on the weekend of a month, Osamu Dazai packed five cats with the deluxe version of Space Cat, and then took him to the street.

Then went to the pet hospital.

The young lady at the front desk showed [-]% enthusiasm when she looked at the cat owner and the super-good-looking cat.

"Hi sir, may I help you?"

Osamu Dazai pointed to the cat bag in his hand and said, "Did you see my cat?"

The young lady looked carefully at the cat in the cat bag. The big white cat scratched the glass anxiously, and the unbelievable betrayal was written in its big watery blue eyes.

She said with some doubts: "It looks very healthy, and its mental state is also very good. Although it is too big, it should belong to the forest cat in blood. Such a body is not considered obese among forest cats. The anxiety is probably caused by the unfamiliar environment. Here, do you need to give it a physical examination?"

This cat looks very expensive, and it should be an adult, probably not for vaccination.

But there is a disease called the master thinks you are sick.

It's not that there are no cats who feel that there is a problem because they eat too much for a meal.

Osamu Dazai smiled slightly: "No, I'm here to sterilize him."

The young lady smiled knowingly: "Here's the arrangement for you, please wait in the waiting area for a while."

It turned out to be a male cat.

Sure enough, the more fairy the cat is, the more likely it is a male princess.

Five cats:! ! !

The following scene was very chaotic. To sum it up, the cat tore the cat bag made of special material with one paw, injured Dazai Osamu and innocent staff members and ran away, leaving Dazai Osamu to pay compensation and get rabies vaccine.

"Aren't you going to find the cat, sir?"

Probably commonplace, and for the sake of cute cats, the innocent and injured front desk lady was not particularly angry, but worriedly told Dazai where to find the cat if it ran away.

Osamu Dazai shook his head with a smile, and the smile on his face was even more sincere than when he first came: "Actually, this is a cat I picked up and kept for a while. It's gone now, maybe to find the original owner Bar."

It can be regarded as running away, and if he keeps raising him, he will do some more cruel things.

Osamu Dazai, who was in a very good mood, happily added her when the lady at the front desk asked for his contact information.Although I don't intend to fall in love with her, but if the cat comes back again, can I continue to contact her?

Osamu Dazai bought wine and crabs and went home to celebrate. When he opened the door, he found something worse than expected-the cat turned into a human.

The boy sitting on the tatami has short silver hair, big blue eyes, snow-white cat ears, and a handsome face that makes people unable to look away.The appearance of being naked and biting the big fluffy tail is quite lustful, but the eyes are calm and the posture is relaxed, which makes people reflect on their own filth.

Gojo Satoru has always known that he is good-looking. Since he was a child, he has been praised for his talent and demeanor as a child of God, and he will be forgiven no matter what he does.

He's also very good at taking advantage of his beauty.For example, when you go to the dessert station to buy ice cream, you take off your sunglasses and ask if you can add an extra scoop of jam, and the other party will add an extra scoop of ice cream and double the jam.

Although he scratched Osamu Dazai's paw on the back of his hand in panic today, it was the other party who did something too much first.

He must be forgiven.

And seeing his beauty, Dazai will definitely regret his actions and apologize to him, and then he can take the opportunity to ask the other party to be his wife!

Osamu Dazai and him looked at each other for a while, but he didn't see any sign of remorse, so he said coldly, "Change back."

Gojo Satoru was shocked, the tail fell out of his mouth, and fell to the ground like a dead object, and the erect fluffy ears were also folded.

Osamu Dazai looked at the completely uncovered young man in front of him, and turned his head sharply.

Tsk, are the minors developing so well now?

Gojo Gojo endured and endured, but still couldn't hold back, he patted the ground angrily, and asked him, "Why?! Am I not prettier than a cat?"

Osamu Dazai was puzzled: "Why do I think a man, no, boys are good-looking? And although cats are annoying, they are much cuter than humans. I hope you don't compare yourself with cats."

Osamu Dazai's words pierced Gojo Satoru's heart hard.

He didn't expect that not only gender but also species are stuck between himself and "getting Dazai's love".

Someone who feels that the world is gloomy doesn't want to talk to Osamu Dazai, so he sits on the tatami and shuts himself up.

Osamu Dazai didn't want to get used to him: "Can you change back? If you can't change back, just go back wherever you came from. I'm not interested in taking in a man."

This guy is a cat and he can barely tell himself that he is liked by small animals. It would be wrong to be able to transform into a human form.

But if Gojo Satoru wasn't so good-looking, he would take the previous incident as sexual harassment and settle accounts with him.Let's find a way to get rid of the trouble now.

Gojo Satoru never thought that not only would he not be forgiven, but he might even be kicked out.He turned his mind anxiously, wondering what excuse he could have for staying.

Just kidding, he has made so many sacrifices in order to have a partner (referring to playing truant and becoming the pet cat of the Armed Detective Agency), so he was kicked out by Osamu Dazai, and Xia Youjie could laugh at him for the rest of his life if he knew it.

And it is difficult to find other opportunities to get close to Osamu Dazai.

This man is not even close to a cat, let alone a human!

How can there be such a difficult man!

Osamu Dazai started to get angry when he saw this man thinking about it, and he was also slightly drunk.

Children are so difficult.

Sitting on the sofa, he opened a can of wine and took a sip. He asked quietly, "What will I be like in the future?"

He had never met Gojo Satoru before, and the other party seemed to have a story with him, that is, he saw what happened afterward through some means.

Or another world or something.

Gojo Satoru got inspiration from his words, his eyes lit up, he got up from the ground and sat next to Dazai Osamu, and then was covered with a coat.

Dazai: "Is it okay to be a little ashamed?"

"Oh." Gojo Satoru casually put on his coat. He is about the same size as Dazai Osamu in his adolescence, and it fits him well, but he may be used to being a cat, but he is not used to the sense of restraint in wearing clothes, so It was just perfunctorily put on the arm.

He looked at the other person's Adam's apple that rolled up and down because of swallowing alcohol, and rolled his Adam's apple, and said: "In the future, we will live together, and I will raise you!"

He didn't dare to say that Dazai was his wife, because he brought in a straight man's thinking, and he felt that as long as he said that, he would definitely be kicked out of the house immediately.

The shameless behavior of a certain teacher brought him inspiration.

He hung himself on the other person, opened his watery eyes wide, and said in a soft voice: "For the sake of supporting you in the future, let me support you for a while."

Osamu Dazai is like the contemporary Liu Xiahui, who is indifferent to the beautiful beauty with cat ears and cat tail, and even feels a little disgusted by the other party: "Why should I raise you? At this stage, we have nothing to do with each other, right?"

"I'm your cat!" Gojo Satoru grabbed the opponent's hand, put it generously on his fluffy cat ears, and wrapped his tail around the opponent, "It's really not possible, I can call you brother. Brother Azhi!"

Osamu Dazai was shocked.