Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

"Don't you think it's strange that we two are sneaky like this?"

Xia Youjie was having dinner with Nanako and the others when he received the news from Osamu Dazai that "you will come to my house while Wujo Wujo is away", and almost spit on the spot.

But after struggling for a while, he still came over.

Then I saw Osamu Dazai staring at the "President's No.90 Nine Lovers" in his hand with a thoughtful look.

On the coffee table in front of him, there were several novels with exaggerated titles and titles.

Xia Youjie glanced at it, and was shocked on the spot by such names as "Great Family Sadomasochism: XXXX", "Stand-in Lover: XXXX", "Escape from the Devil Master".

I didn't know what to say for a while.

This taste is too terrible. I really can't see that Osamu Dazai would be interested in this kind of literature.

Osamu Dazai frowned when he saw the words "Although he broke my leg, injected me with anesthesia, and locked me on the bed, but my spirit did not give in. I must escape from here" Lock.

Although this kind of spirit is worthy of affirmation, isn't this heroine going to be the CEO's lover for money?

Why did she suddenly become chaste and holy?

After a few minutes, Xia Youjie's voice finally drifted into his ears.

He raised his head, and blurted out a sentence: "Hey, tell me, are we the Gojo Satoru's rumored incumbent and his white moonlight?"

Xia Youjie's face turned pale: "What are you talking about?"

What white moonlight?It's just spitting blood! ! !

"Look, Gojo Satoru went to school with you. Not only were they in the same class, but they often went on missions together. They spent three years together. They were each other's best friends, and you died in front of him. The script of Bai Yueguang who thought he was a close friend and didn't wake up until the other party died in front of him!"

The more Osamu Dazai talked, the more he felt that he made sense, and he analyzed it in various ways: "Look at his dislike of cats and dogs, having friends is a very strange thing. Maybe it's just because he is too young, so he mistook love for friendship. "

"Furthermore, you come from an ordinary family. He comes from three families in the world of conjuration, and he gathers in famous schools. They often have conflicts and attract each other..."

Xia Youjie almost vomited because of his nausea. He squeezed his fist the size of a sandbag and said, "Shut up, or I'll start beating you right away."

Osamu Dazai put down the novel that lacked reference in his hand, and lay back on the sofa with a haggard appearance: "Are you really not thinking about being with him? I will quit immediately."

Xia Youjie shook his head resolutely: "I'm not guilty of that."

Osamu Dazai screamed, "Do I deserve this?"

He really can't stand it.

Gojo Satoru didn't touch his ear to say that he liked him, and made other explicit hints, but his rejection seemed to be isolated in another world, and it didn't cause any harm or shake to Gojo Satoru.

Fuck, he thought Akutagawa's personality was enough to bother him, but he didn't expect there to be such an idiot who seemed to have no eyes or ears, and only knew how to hit a straight ball.

I can't listen when I speak, and I can't fight when I fight. It's annoying to death.

"You deserve it." Xia Youjie pierced his heart with an affirmative tone, then picked up the book that Osamu Dazai had just read, opened it curiously, and then closed the book tremblingly, as if Throw it on the coffee table like you would throw something evil.

Xia Youjie couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, and the first sentence after he came back to his senses was: "Who gave you this evil suggestion?"

Osamu Dazai twitched the corner of his mouth: "At first I posted a post asking 'how to get rid of suitors who thought they were my object', and the advice I received was not satisfactory."

Most of the suggestions are "hit him, hit him in the face", "hire someone to beat him up", "find a good boyfriend to beat him".

Funny, is there anyone in this world who can beat Gojo Satoru?

"Then I reluctantly changed it to 'how to separate me and my incumbent'. Someone recommended "One Hundred and One Reasons to Break Up". I didn't think it was useful, and he wouldn't listen to it at all."

Then there was a message that successfully caught his attention.

[If you and your partner are not in the right family, and the other party’s family is full of old-fashioned, I suggest you read these——

If your partner has the white moonlight of dying/going abroad/marrying someone else, I suggest you read these——

If your object is domineering and self-willed, I suggest you read these——

...]

Although the names of these books reveal a breath of blood and thunder, art comes from life.He felt that these situations were very suitable for Gojo Satoru, so he planned to try it out and go to the bookstore next door to buy a few books.

The moment Mr. Tosi, the owner of the bookstore, saw the book list, he knocked over his music player in shock.

"Dazai-kun, are you... are you still crazy in the end?"

Then he was forced by him (he was very stiff after eating Su Nuo finger, and he directly instilled in the other party's mind that Tuosi likes this kind of novel very much) went to other bookstores to buy a few books for him, Still holding those books, he walked back slowly on the street.

When he, with strong willpower, finally broke free from Osamu Dazai's technique, he had already received countless strange gazes.

The elegant Mr. Tosi closed the shop overnight and fled the neighborhood, not planning to come back for a while.

And when Atsushi Nakajima left, Osamu Dazai, who was reading a book by himself, was thinking about "running away with the money from the Gojo family", "helping the Gojo family to find a fiancee for Gojo Satoru", "to force the other party to retreat in the face of difficulties" After these options that didn't work, he settled on the item "Help him be with his Bai Yueguang".

"White Moonlight" Mr. Xia Youjie was extremely resistant to this.

"But I really don't have any relationship with him other than a bad friend. I'm a straight man, okay! Why don't you like cute girls and like that kind of stuff that is arrogant and doesn't know how to be considerate?"

"I'm also a straight man, and there are more than 20 pages of ex-girlfriends to prove it."

Osamu Dazai covered his face in pain.

During the time when he changed from a straight man to "Gojo Satoru's lover", too much happened.

It's probably to the point where the whole world doesn't believe he's straight.

Sure enough, Xia Youjie didn't quite believe it either: "A straight man won't be told by passers-by that they are a good match when he is standing with another man."

The thing he said happened the night before, when he finished shopping for vegetables, he saw Gojo Satoru not far away dragging Dazai Osamu in line to buy milk tea together, and many girls next to him said it was a good match.

Based on his understanding of Gojo Satoru, this scandal will become true sooner or later.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help worrying about the "ex-girlfriend of more than 20 pages" for his former friend.

"By the way, why do you have so many ex-girlfriends?"

Calculated on a page of six, that's three figures.

Osamu Dazai: "Scam target, task target, organization transaction target, bar flirting target... almost these? After leaving the Mafia, I haven't looked for it again. After all, I'm a dead person."

He also didn't have the habit of inviting others to die in love like a certain Osamu Dazai.

She has been single for four years and still hasn't killed herself!

So sad.

Psychologically, Xia Youjie, who is still an innocent DK, took a while to digest the setting of "former romantic mafia bad man Dazai Osamu", and asked suspiciously: "Then you are dividing too fast, don't you have too much footsteps?" Is there a boat?"

"That's not true. I still respect women. There is a big sister who has been hurt by love." Dazai Osamu revealed the reason for his breakup.

"I wouldn't be with someone who really wanted to have a relationship with me."

It's fine to use each other knowingly or to play without distraction.

Be playful, no.

Other people's malice and fear are his comfort zone, while sincere, bright and passionate love will bring him great pressure.

Xia Youjie realized: "Understood."

On the contrary, Osamu Dazai said with strange eyes: "Am I really worthy of so many people's love? I'm a rotten person."

Apart from good looks and smooth talk, there is nothing particularly attractive about it.He is a depraved bad guy with a rotten breath from his soul.

"Although I agree with the saying 'you are a bad person', it is still hard for people not to like you, even Nanako and Mimiko like you very much."

Like a firefly in the dark, it is tenderness, comfort and hope, but it may go out at any time, making people chase madness and fear.

So I couldn't help but be more tolerant and fond, and even more reluctant to look away and let go of my hands.

"Of course they like me the most. Every day before dinner, they would read three sentences aloud, 'Lord Xia You is the best'."

Xia Youjie couldn't help showing off his cute baby, which attracted Dazai's strange eyes.

"Reflect on why everyone raises children, but you are like an old mother."

Xia Youjie: "...Because you are all irresponsible bastards."

Quickly lock it up and don't come out to harm others. Thank you.

Osamu Dazai: "Let's not talk about this anymore, I didn't invite you here to scold me, but to ask you, is it possible for him to let me go?"

"It's impossible, give up. He's the guy who teleports to buy cakes when he arrives at the school gate after completing the mission. His proficiency in teleportation is based on this."

Xia You shook his head, not only persuading Osamu Dazai to give up struggling, but even trying to persuade him to accept it.

"Don't you like him? Although Wu has a bad personality, he still has many advantages. It is difficult to find someone who is better than him. His personality is also compatible with yours. You can make do with it."

Dazai's eyes were gloomy: "Have you forgotten that I am a curse? I don't have the ability to love, and I don't think I and his personality match."

The kind of guy who seems to never be able to feel grief, anxiety, and self-loathing is simply unreasonable.

The stars hanging high should not try to illuminate the stubborn stones in the abyss.

Xia Youjie: "He won't mind."

"I don't mind!" Osamu Dazai sat up suddenly from the sofa, thinking of a crazy idea, "Otherwise, I'll tell him that I actually like you, because he has already killed you once, and you still The only one who didn't defect was a 17-year-old child, and he will definitely not go down and kill you. In this way, I will be liberated!"

Apply the description in the book.

The relationship between him and Xia Youjie can be summed up as "I hid the current Bai Yueguang after his resurrection".

Telling it out is no more exciting than the scandal between him and Gojo Satoru!

"No, no, no..." Xia Youjie's eyes widened three times in fright, and he immediately stood up and moved away from Dazai more than ten meters away, "I'm not guilty of this, I'm not guilty of this! Don't be impulsive!"

"You are the one I secretly raised with Wutiao Wu's money. Someone will believe me if I tell you."

Someone who was still secretly happy to spend Gojo Satoru's money before can only regret it now, but he didn't expect Osamu Dazai to be here waiting for him.

"I'm going to find someone to take advantage of, ah no, the investor, and then pay back the money spent."

Osamu Dazai laughed at him naively: "It's late, you are already a grasshopper on the same rope with me, you better help me find a way, or I will go out and tell others that you are the object of my affair. Look at their letter Do not believe."

Xia Youjie: "How can there be such a vicious person like you in the world??"

Dazai: "I'm not human."