Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

"Although your reason is ridiculous, it is indeed a curse spirit. She is also a mature and reliable young lady."

Dazai Osamu's words startled Gojo Gojo for a while.

"They have been played by you a lot, right? Don't they have a long memory?"

It's not that he didn't know about the connection between Dazai Osamu and some curse spirits, and he didn't pay much attention to it.

Because they do look weak and not very smart.

To a certain extent, it was also because Dazai was watching them that he was so relieved.

Osamu Dazai held a hypocritical tone: "No way, I have helped them several times with kindness, and I plan to do my best to help them this time."

"What are you doing to help them?"

"you guess?"

"Destroy the magic world, kill me, and then play outside freely?"

"No." Dazai waggled a finger, looked at him with the eyes of an animal, smiled and said an outrageous answer, "They want to protect the world."

"Hiss—" Rao Wujo Wu also gasped, "Here, you're seriously ill, aren't you?"

"To be precise, they want to protect the ecological environment, and I plan to put them in the Environmental Protection Bureau." Osamu Dazai said nonchalantly, "I tell you, I want you to see that they want to protect the environment more than you do." For the sake of the world, when you see them carrying out environmental protection-related activities, pretend not to know that they are magic spirits."

It is very simple to make the magic spirit transform into a human being so that it can be seen by human beings.It would be very difficult to prevent Six Eyes from discovering their true identities, so it would be better to tell Gojo Satoru in advance.

This person will probably agree to turn a blind eye.

Sure enough, Gojo Satoru nodded in agreement: "When the time comes for them to promote, I will bring the students to support it."

It must have been a beautiful scene.

Then Osamu Dazai lost interest in talking to him, and took the little flowers on the table and went into the room to find a vase to put them in.

Gojo Satoru followed him inside, and when the door almost hit his face, he pulled the door very quickly and strongly to try to get in.

Osamu Dazai: "It is illegal to enter someone's house without permission, Mr. Gojo."

Gojo Satoru felt aggrieved by this: "I didn't mind you living in my house for so long, why can't I enter your house?"

Dazai was very speechless.

Is that where he wants to live?It's not what you force.

"What the hell do you want to do?"

I want to chase you.

Gojo Satoru didn't say that.

After speaking, this person is estimated to be able to run away without even finding him.He is really busy recently, and he doesn't have time to look at him every day.

So he tactfully remembered his own "patient" setting, and said confidently: "Isn't my illness still cured? I think the condition is getting worse, and it is necessary to live here for treatment."

"..." Osamu Dazai hesitated for a moment between playing stupid and telling him to fuck off, and chose to play dumb (obviously someone can't fuck off), "Okay, you can renew the treatment fee first."

Obviously he was going to be slaughtered, but the person who was rushing to pass the knife asked with bright eyes, "How much more?"

"casual."

Osamu Dazai let go of the sliding door, walked into the room by himself and continued to look for vases, and received the account information after a while.

[-] million.

Really rich.

The stupid son of the landlord's family.

The fact that Gojo Satoru moved into Dazai’s house didn’t surprise anyone, except that some people would call him insane when he ran around Kyoto, Tokyo, and Yokohama (Dazai: …).

Being able to teleport and being rich is great.

While Gojo Satoru was busy with the reshuffle of the magic world, Dazai Osamu also started to arrange things for Hanao and the others.

"Does this look good?"

Osamu Dazai looked at the real person (♀)'s affectation, and almost vomited out the finger of Su Nuo he ate a few days ago.

"What are you doing?"

The real person helped the butterfly hairpin on his head, and said softly: "I think we need an image ambassador responsible for publicity in our environmental protection cause. Do you think I am suitable?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Be sober, you are a curse spirit born from the evil of human beings!Why do you want to be loved by humans!

Wait...it seems a little emotional.

"Okay, I'll arrange it for you." Osamu Dazai supported Masato's insane decision, "Now, let's take the first step—make you look human."

Almighty teacher Tony rubbed his hands excitedly: "What do you want? Handsome or beautiful? I have studied the appearance orientation of human beings for many days. I guarantee that you will cause a sensation as soon as you go out on the street."

Leu Hu: "I didn't expect that there would be a day when we would disguise ourselves as humans, it really makes me sad!"

Then I honestly searched for pictures of handsome guys.

A few hours later, what appeared in front of Dazai Osamu was no longer the unique magic spirits, but four handsome men and beautiful women.

Zhenrenjiang added long hair to herself, thinned and faded the sutures, pinched the slender frame and big breasts, and wore a jk uniform that exposed the waist, with a lively and delicate temperament.

A very innocent high school girl.

Huayu is a tall and sexy Yujie, wearing an asymmetrical black short-sleeved shirt, clavicle chain and bracelet with black flowers, hot black curse pattern on her left arm, deep and three-dimensional facial features, and dark green long hair in the middle. Curly hair hangs over shoulders.

The eyes are calm and gentle, with a kind of handsome gentleness.Very contrasting.

Tuo Gen is still a mantra, and his human form is that of a red-haired navy girl.

Leu Hu strongly demanded to make him look very powerful, so the real person gave him a burly physique and aggressive facial features, and also made him dress up in a flowery arm and punk style. His eyes are also very fierce, just inexplicable Stupid feeling.

Masato happily explained his creative inspiration and ideas, and asked Osamu Dazai what he thought of it.

Dazai: "Well... To be honest, you are suitable for debut rather than participating in environmental protection activities."

Zhenren: "But I just want to work hard to make the world cleaner~"

Osamu Dazai: "If you talk like that again, I'll throw you into the trash can first."

I've never seen such a nasty guy.

There are not many existences in this world more annoying than Gojo Satoru and him, and this one in front of him is particularly tempting to cut him along the sutures.

The real person was sent to debut by Osamu Dazai, and was stuffed into a little-known girl group. Because he was very capable and good-looking, and had all kinds of aggressive companions as a comparison, he became popular very easily.

Then, while engaged in the idol business in full swing, he also won the status of an environmental protection image ambassador.Easily ruled out the unsatisfactory factors, coupled with the black box operation, everything went very smoothly.

It didn't take long for him to meet Hua Yu and the others in a marine environmental protection promotional activity.

The reliable Huayu led Leuhu and Tuogen to work from the Environmental Protection Association, and soon to the Environmental Protection Bureau, and will soon enter the Department of the Environment.

In the backstage of the lecture hall, Ms. Mako, a new star in the idol world, is having a "friendly" exchange with the representative of the Environmental Protection Bureau, Director Yamamoto (fabricated characters and three times have nothing to do, thank you for understanding).

The representative is a very typical middle-aged greasy leader. Unlike other leaders, he doesn't seem to be interested in the embrace of beautiful women, and he is even terrified.

The real person took his arm affectionately, pressed his chest against his elbow, gesticulated with his beautiful fingertips on his arm, and said in a charming voice, "Mr. Yamamoto~ I haven't seen you for a long time. Do you miss him?"

Yamamoto shivered: "Really, Ms. Mako, I am doing everything you ordered! So can you let me go?"

Instead, the real person hugged him even tighter, and asked with a smile: "Oh? Is that so? My eldest brother is among the audience who will come to inspect today. Are you sure you didn't make any mistakes?"

The middle-aged leader was sweating profusely on his greasy forehead, and he was talking about the arranged things tremblingly.

"I'm sure, I'm sure, last week those who got into the game by relying on connections were all punished and then fired, and new bills were submitted on the sentencing of unenvironmental behaviors such as setting fire to mountains...the batch of environmental damages caught before The people are all in the background, and they will be taken to the heavily polluted sea area to perform punitive labor later. You...you and your elder brother are going to inspect it?"

"Hmm..." Daoist touched his moist red lips, exchanged eyes with Hua Yu and the others, and then said in an uncertain tone, "Although I heard that that kind of sea area is easy to create scary and dangerous monsters. I was terrified, but if my elder brother wanted to see it, he would have to follow."

"Okay... I will make two arrangements." Yamamoto's head hurts, but he is still working hard to meet his request, only hoping that this little ancestor can let him go.

I don't know what kind of devil the big brother she mentioned is.

I really didn't expect that monsters these days don't want to cause harm to the world, but they want to engage in environmental protection.

He used to think that this was the safest department, but now he felt that it was a miracle that he survived until the new term.

"Thank you so much!" The real person hugged his arm enthusiastically, flung forward coquettishly, and "accidentally" tore off his arm, "Oh, I'm sorry, I accidentally lost control Good strength, I will treat you right now."

Putting the severed arm in Yamamoto's mouth, he smiled and let him grow a new arm.

"Oh, it doesn't seem to be symmetrical, let me make another one for you."

"Oh, the skin color seems a bit too white, change one for another."

"Oh, I pulled the wrong arm."

……

When Yamamoto walked from the backstage to the front stage to give a speech, his face was pale and his steps were stilted, as if his energy had been sucked dry.

Some people in the audience speculated that he was made into this by a famous goblin recently, and they couldn't help laughing gossipingly.

Osamu Dazai sat in the VIP seat, both sides were empty.

He guessed that those people might still be receiving "ideological education".

A handsome guy who was obviously not the one who was invited sat beside him.

"What are you doing here? Huayu and the others are very afraid of you." Dazai, who was overwhelmed by Gojo Satoru, even disliked Xia Youjie, and began to point fingers at him.

Neither is a good thing.

Xia Youjie took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and unfolded it. Out of the corner of his eye, Osamu Dazai saw a title written on it with a bold red marker—"Brain Torture Project".

The authors are Nanako, Mimiko and Xia Youjie.

"I heard that you are organizing an activity of 'let litterers go to the beach to pick up garbage'. I think he is very qualified, so I brought him to participate in this activity."

Xia Youjie looked at the radiant real person on the stage and paused for a moment, then said, "To be honest, I can't talk about his disgusting appearance for a while."

Although the levels of these wild spell spirits are quite good, they are no different from humans in terms of intelligence, and he will not attack them without any vengeance.

He didn't want to rule the magic world, so what's the matter with being so strong.

Osamu Dazai agreed with his words: "Indeed, Naohua throws a lot of rubbish. I'll ask them to enclose a separate area for him to pick up rubbish later."

The following is a small theater from the perspective of the brain flower (ooc)

My name is Naohua, ah bah, my name is Lisuo.

He is an evil curse master who has been cursed for thousands of years in the magic world, and has been committed to the evolution of human beings and the realization of self-worth.

For my great cause, I signed an evil contract with countless human beings and promised to give them new life after the plan was successful. I gave birth to the nine-phase diagram of the curse fetus with the curse spirit and human women, and even gave birth to the knotweed myself. Yourhito.

I thought there was nothing in this world that I couldn't do.

Even after going through this world just after Wujo Satoru was sealed, and being caught by Gojo Satoru's lover and best friend, something that I never dreamed of, I remained calm and tolerant, waiting for the day when I would make a comeback.

Until I stood on a dirty beach and was forced to pick up trash.

The bright sun in early autumn made the sand glow, making me feel hotter than summer, but colder than winter.

Accompanied by the sea breeze, what came to my ears was the sound of Dazai and Xia Youjie cracking sunflower seeds.

Very noisy.

I really want to die.

But I still can't accept such a thing as committing suicide because "I don't want to pick up trash".

And the real person can reverse the spell, and he will definitely bring me back to life after I suffer from the pain of dying.

A wave hit me, and I was the only one covered by the salty, wet and smelly sea water. No one took pity on me, but there were endless voices urging me to start picking up trash.

I had to carry a large beige plastic bag and bent down to pick up the trash with my bare hands.

Why is there so much garbage in the sea?

Why did the sea water turn into such a dirty look?

Can those who pollute the environment be invited to die?

"Tell me, will some monster be created in this kind of water, and then suddenly run out, wow, eat me in one bite!" Osamu Dazai said excitedly while standing on the reef.

I desperately hope that what he said will come true, but sadly realize that's not going to happen.Because he almost fell, someone immediately helped him.

On weekdays, if you encounter monsters and ghosts, Gojo Goto can kill them immediately.

It's also quite funny, Gojo Satoru, who goes around saving people, his lover is actually a suicide.

It is still a curse spirit who has already died once and cannot die again, but is actively looking for a way to kill himself.

I sincerely hope that they can torture each other, hate each other because of love, and then die for love together.

"Hey, why did you suddenly stop moving? Are you thirsty?"

When the words of concern rang in my ears, I immediately guessed that it was a real person.

Would love to run, but more likely to have body parts ripped off.

"Want some water?"

The real person handed me a deformed plastic bottle, and I clearly saw the muddy water and floating seaweed inside.

I couldn't help raising my voice: "You gave me to drink the polluted seawater?!"

Real person: "You won't die if you drink it. I feel that it is rich in mineral elements, and it might help you preserve it. How about filling it with sixteen catties and bringing it back for you to drink slowly?"

I'm bored, when will this world end?

You can destroy me first.