Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

Xia Youjie gave Dazai Zhi a bad idea.

"Long Suo said that he has worked hard for 1000 years, and finally found a way to deal with the Six Eyes by sealing him with the prison gate. The process of sealing is a bit complicated, but you can definitely do it. The method of lifting is more complicated, but for you It's not hard to say."

Xia Youjie's tone was slightly cheerful: "This way you can seal him if you want, and release him if you want to."

Five cats exclusive black box, worth having.

Osamu Dazai: "...I didn't expect you to be so vicious."

Xia Youjie spread his hands: "After all, he was the one who killed me. I am very happy to see him have an accident."

"I don't think you mean to hate him."

"You know, I only have memories of the day before I met Caicai, and the moment I was about to open and close their cage, my thoughts went to the extreme of horror."

Xia Youjie calmly described his thoughts at the time: "Before that, I thought that magicians existed to protect ordinary people who were not magicians. At that time, I realized that what I actually wanted to protect was magicians. , so I plan to kill all non-conjurers."

Ridiculous idea, but he was broken by then.

As if the pillar of life had been defeated and turned into a monster, he lost his mind and was left with only obsession, but he tried hard to do something.

"Death at Wu's hands is the most acceptable result for me."

Dazai sighed, "I want to die by his hands too."

"He's going to be crazy."

"Just talking."

Dazai Osamu, who didn't get any better advice, drove Xia Youjie away on the grounds that "Gojo Satoru is coming back soon, so hurry up", then pried open the door of the bookstore next door, and put those books in the most conspicuous position. Make sure that when Fyodor comes back, he can see them for the first time.

Then he closed the door and went back to his home pretending nothing happened.

At this time, Atsushi Nakajima, who had finished shopping, just came back with a very hungry Gojo Satoru who hadn't eaten breakfast.

Don: "What would Mr. Dazai want for lunch?"

Dazai: "I want to eat..."

Gojo Satoru: "There is nothing on his recipe except crabs, why don't you ask me what I want to eat."

The kind-hearted Dunjun paused for a moment: "Then what would Mr. Gojo want to eat?"

Gojo Satoru: "I want to eat..."

Dazai: "His opinion is not important, he's just a fool."

One thing to say, Wu Tiao Wu didn't have the attitude that chasing people should have.

Don't ask him to be a licking dog, but it's too much without moderate tolerance.I just know to argue with him, and I don't want to be polite to him no matter what I do.

I don't know, I thought the two of them had been together for seven years, and it was a seven-year itch.

Standing between the two of them, Atsushi Nakajima felt very dizzy: "Then I'll see, you and Mr. Gojo will watch TV for a while?"

"Oh." X2

Osamu Dazai sat in front of the TV that he hadn't seen for a long time, ignoring the clingy man sitting next to him, turned on the TV, and opened the history.

Animal documentaries.

Unexpected, but take a look.

"Spring is here, and it's the season of animal breeding..."

A grassland appeared on the screen, and the lions on the grassland were completing the necessary process of reproduction.

he:?

Osamu Dazai immediately began to accuse Gojo Satoru: "It's too much, too shameless! Dun Dun is still underage, why don't you take him to watch cat movies?"

Gojo Satoru was shocked: "You really treat him like a cat?"

Isn't that supernatural?

Although Atsushi Nakajima is used to turning into a white tiger and taking a nap in the sun, his usual behavior is normal except for the belt that dangles like a tail.

Just a normal cat boy.

Dazai readily admitted: "I just want to scold you."

"..."

Gojo Satoru quickly became shameless after a brief setback.

He stretched out his hand to support Osamu Dazai on the other side of the sofa, turned his pretty face in front of him, fanned his curly white eyelashes, and asked with big bright eyes: "We are both adults, what do you think? ?”

Osamu Dazai did not change his face, his figure was straight, his appearance unmoved by beauty was like that of the contemporary Liu Xiahui, and even his voice was cold: "I will take you to the bar to find a beautiful lady, are you going?"

"No!!" Gojo Satoru almost blew his hair, and immediately remembered that this is a master who often hangs out with girls, and his heart was sour, but he didn't catch up with him and he had no position to be jealous, so he could only bear it by himself.

Dazai raised his eyebrows meaningfully: "You can't?"

Gojo Satoru sneered, and didn't jump into the pit at all: "You can't either."

"why?"

"If you are not human, don't harm the little human girl."

"The feather fox said that there is a beautiful banshee who wants to serve me."

"I'm going to pick off her fox skin to make a cape!!!" Gojo Satoru jumped up and was about to kill the female fox who made him a rival in love.

Why is dating sexist?Couldn't his good looks beat his gender? ?

Atsushi Nakajima put the miso soup on the dining table and expertly rushed over to stop Gojo Satoru.

"No, no, please calm down first, the meal is almost ready, if there is anything you can talk about after dinner."

Probably because he discovered that anyone around Osamu Dazai could be his rival in love, Gojo Satoru took a fancy to Atsushi Nakajima and began to examine it.

"Speaking of which, Dazai seems to like you the most."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Huh?"

He is just an underage kitten, why should he be targeted?

"I'm not bad at cooking and taking care of people."

Gojo Satoru's words left the other two speechless for a while.

Even Atsushi Nakajima felt that Mr. Gojo, who said he "can take care of people", was too thick-skinned.

Someone who was not aware of this continued to analyze: "Is it because you are a cat?"

He grabbed Dazai Osamu's arm, first gave a "meow" without any emotion, then quickly grasped the key, and "meowed" full of emotion and cuteness.

The other two were startled.

Atsushi Nakajima: "Hey, didn't I teach Yuuhito this? You actually learned it. Is it worthy of you... But this sentence means 'I like the stars, the moon and you'."

As nocturnal creatures, cats usually use this sentence to express their love for their owners.

Osamu Dazai only felt that these two people were so noisy.

A 28-year-old man, wouldn't he feel embarrassed if he acted coquettishly? ?

disgusting.

He silently went to the table and sat down, mechanically picked up the bowl and cooked the meaningless meal.

He didn't even notice that he had eaten Wujo Satoru's favorite sweet dish.

Gojo Satoru did not laugh at him because of this, but instead replaced another dish that Dazai liked, and said nonchalantly, "I'm on vacation in the afternoon, is there anything you can take me to have fun with?"

Osamu Dazai actually listened to his words in his mind, and replied: "There is nothing interesting in Yokohama."

"Then do you have someone you hate? I'll help you to torture him."

"It's the one who lived across from me in the prison before. Do you have any way to torture him?"

Osamu Dazai is full of malice towards Fyodor.

Although the Tuo Si in this world has not done anything to him, it does not prevent him from hating each other from the bottom of his heart (probably same-sex repulsion).

The relationship between the two of them is probably the kind of "good brother" who would play together, but would never be merciless if there was a chance to entrap each other.

Gojo Satoru gave a wicked suggestion after a short thought.

"I think he has serious dark circles under his eyes. He must be an older Internet addict. Why don't we cut his Internet cable quietly."

He has always been very talented in the whole thing.

Osamu Dazai was broadened by this suggestion, and gave him a thumbs up: "You thought of an answer that I didn't think of."

Smart people have a problem when they think about problems, they like to complicate the problem.

The method of obtaining the simplest happiness with the simplest operation, such as cutting the network cable, has never entered his consideration.

"I'm calling someone to find out where he is now."

During the truce between him and the opponent, even though he only got past the opponent with his front foot, Fyodor would not choose a stronghold that was too hidden.

The cunning mouse has many burrows, but only one or two of the most important ones.

He can find out the others.

Hey.

After eating, Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru happily embarked on a wicked journey.

"What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai: "I'm looking for the network cable of Tosi's house."

Gojo Satoru: "Which one are you looking for is the network cable?"

To make sure only the internet is disconnected... Who the fuck is talking to them? !

In the dark motor room, the two people who were doing bad things raised their heads mechanically, and saw the lively white-haired Mr. Clown who landed here silently.

Mr. Clown's handsome face is full of joy, and his hands in red velvet gloves are separated from his body, making cute gestures in mid-air.

"Are you planning to scare Tuo Sijun!"

Osamu Dazai: "That's right."

Gojo Satoru, who was discovered and was about to silence him, became confused: "Isn't this clown in the same group as that?"

"You don't have any bad intentions, you just want to amuse Tuosi. I also really want to see him panicked!"

Gogol, Tosi's good friend, became excited when he said that, and leaned over to identify the entangled wires for a while, then pointed to a white wire and said, "This should be the network wire."

Gojo Gojo squinted at him for a while, then suddenly asked, "Do you have any scissors?"

Gogol enthusiastically hands over the scissors.

Osamu Dazai applauded on the spot: "The Five Decays of Heaven and Man are fortunate to have you."

Mr. Tuo Si, one of the five evils of heaven and man, is also working hard today. He is sitting in a small dark room full of equipment. His beloved mouse pattern is on the big screen, and now it is also on the desktop.

At the last moment, it was still his data.

Someone hacked his network.

How could this be, he thought that his protection system was good enough, except for some very special people, it was impossible for someone to suddenly disable his network.

But it just happened.

Fyodor turned on the programming and started debugging, trying to figure out what went wrong.

As time passed bit by bit, his eyes became wider and wider, his eyes became more and more dull, and his expression became more and more haggard.

The most likely place has been tried several times, as have other less likely places, but his network still hasn't come back.

When did such a powerful person appear, is it some kind of supernatural person related to electronic equipment?

With a long sigh, Fyodor diverted his attention to Gogol, who was sneaking up on him from the shadows.

"Gogol, are you the one who has seen my network sabotage?"

"I've seen it."

I also gave them instructions and handed them scissors.

Gogol hid the camera phone in the space, walked out generously, sat on the table and said mysteriously: "How do you think they destroyed your network?"

There was a trace of pain in Fyodor's dull eyes: "I don't know."

"They cut your network cable~"

"Cut my network cable?" He asked every word.

Gogol nodded: "Yes."

The network cable is cut.

cut.

Up...

"Gogol, don't appear in front of me anytime soon."