Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

When someone stuck in a corner and asked "why do your cat's ears and tail move", Chinenshi also began to feel disgusted with the attribute of "cat".

But he still said aggrievedly: "That's right, it was picked up by the wind while skating."

"Skateboard!" Gojo Satoru got the key word.

Osamu Dazai quietly left for a while, then ran back holding the skateboard he got from someone who didn't know where, and put it in front of Chinen Minya: "Can you give me a show?"

Chinenshi also looked at the familiar board on the ground, and fell silent again.

Isn't this the calendar board? ?

Don't these people even spare high school students? !

Dazai, who doesn’t even let the high school students’ skateboards go unnoticed, Zhi asked suspiciously, “Is this the board that doesn’t suit you?”

"If you don't let him go, I'm going to call the police."

When they surrounded Chinen Shiya, a group of people came and surrounded them.

Dazai: "Ah... I was recognized as a bad person."

Gojo Satoru: "Do we look like bad guys who make people want to call the police as soon as we see it?"

Dun: "This..."

Fu Heihui: "It's not like, you are."

Gojo Satoru: "Hui, shut up."

In order to prove that he was different from Gojo Satoru who made people look like calling the police, Mr. Osamu Dazai, a kind doctor, put Chinenshi in front of them and patted his head kindly.

"Is this your lost child? It's so cute."

The red-haired boy pointed to the board on the ground and said, "We lost this board too."

Gojo Satoru picked up the board from the ground and walked in front of them, touched the pulley kindly, and said, "The board lost by your family is also very cute."

Others: ...lost, really lost.

It is impossible for them to have this level of shamelessness and drama in this life.

Joe raised the board in his hand, his muscles puffed up, and he smiled: "Do you think this is cute?"

"Cute." Gojo Satoru propped his arms on the electric pole beside him, and the electric pole let out a weak cry of pain, and slowly fell down.

Others: ...is it a threat, is it definitely a threat?

Gojo Satoru withdrew his hand and said kindly: "Everyone seems to be coming to Tokyo for the first time, why don't you let me do my landlord's favor and let go of this misunderstanding."

The group of people who didn't think it was a misunderstanding had rejection written all over their faces.

Osamu Dazai poked Gojo Satoru on the shoulder, pointed to the person running this way not far away, and said, "Does that look like a patrolman?"

Gojo Satoru, who just destroyed public property, mentioned Chinen Miya and the skateboard on the ground and ran away.

The others had no choice but to run along with them. A dozen or so people were chased by the police and ran for four or five streets. The scene was too grand and attracted the attention of many people.

It's a pity that they ran too fast, and the photos they took were all blurred backs.

A group of people with excellent physical fitness, coupled with Wutiaowu's excellent route selection, actually escaped the sight of the patrol and successfully hid in a dessert shop.

"As expected of a local, it can be seen that you are very familiar with the route." Sakura Yashiki gasped for a few breaths with a fan on his forehead, and said mockingly.

Chinenshi, who was finally put down, also hugged his skateboard, and was blocked by Joe and the others, staring at Gojo Satoru who ran all the way without taking a breath.

At least in the next few days, he will abandon this sweater with cat ears and cat tail.

Be human, whoever it is.

"Thank you for the compliment." Gojo Satoru, who said he wanted to be a landlord, took the menu and ordered five servings of his favorite sweets, and then gave the menu to Osamu Dazai, asking him to order others.

Osamu Dazai's brain is useless.

Dazai talked to them while asking about their taste.

"You guys came to Tokyo to watch the latest skateboard competition?"

Kaoru Sakurayashiki nodded: "Yes, let's watch Minya's game."

The red-haired boy who lost his skateboard earlier said proudly: "In fact, he is a candidate for the national team!"

Dazai smiled and praised: "It can be seen that he has a good balance. He must be a full-time member when he is older. Are the others amateurs?"

Kaoru: "Yes, after all, Langa and Li are still students, and adults also have their own jobs."

"Mr. Sakurayashiki looks familiar... Ah, I remembered, you are that very famous calligrapher."

Kaoru: "It's awesome. But I'm curious about the occupations of Mr. Dazai and Mr. Gojo. It's hard to guess."

You don't look like a serious person at first glance, so telling us about your occupation will open our eyes.

"I'm a psychiatrist, Wutiao is a teacher of a high school, and Hui and the others are Wutiao's students."

"It was amazing."

Are your patient and his students all right?

Knotabagi Yuhito watched them communicate harmoniously, and had a strange sense of déjà vu.

He quietly approached Nagasaki Wild Rose's ear and asked, "Nagizaki, have you noticed that the two of them look a bit alike..."

Chinenshi also took a hard bite of the maomao jelly candy, and said, "It's like mothers who are trying to communicate with a group of children and a careless husband."

Xun knocked on his head with a fan, forced a smile: "I'm just kidding, this kid is not very good at talking."

Joe next to him was angry: "Why do you say I'm not worrying?!"

Kaoru was also angry: "Why did you take the role of husband yourself?!"

The two fought on the spot, and Langa and Li were arguing with each other, and forced a smile at Dazai and the others: "I'm laughing, these two people usually like to quarrel."

Anyway, it was in someone else's shop, and there were outsiders watching. The two of them tugged at each other's hair, then sat back honestly and started eating snacks.

Osamu Dazai looked at a pair of adults and a pair of high school students on the opposite side, and always felt that he hadn't come out of the shadow of this period of time.

He looked at the opposite person and felt like a couple...

He couldn't stay any longer in this place that seemed to be full of gay men, so he stood up: "Sorry, let's leave for a while."

Then went out.

Gojo Satoru, who was immersed in eating sweets, looked up, then lowered his head and continued eating.

After a while, Osamu Dazai came back with a brush and scroll, and enthusiastically asked Kaoru to write him a picture.

Kaoru, who had a good impression of Osamu Dazai after the conversation, did not refuse, took the pen and paper and asked, "What do you write?"

Osamu Dazai: "Died young."

he:?

other people:? ?

"Don't worry, this person just likes to daydream." Gojo Satoru pushed Dazai away, and said to Kaoru, "Please write one, Gojo Goto is more handsome than Dazai."

Kaoru: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "I can add more money."

"Is this a matter of money? Mr. Sakurayashiki would not do such a thing against his conscience for money. It is obvious that I am the more handsome of the two of us, okay?"

Before Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he saw Kaoru finished writing and handing it to them: "Take it to play, I won't accept the money,"

What is written on it is - "I wish Mr. Dazai and Mr. Gojo to be united forever, and not to harm others."

Gojo Satoru: "...No, we are not in this relationship."

Kaoru: "There's no need to hide it, we all understand, even if you don't, you can develop it."

Kagezaki, who was onlookers, took the lead in applauding, and even Knotaba Yuhito and Nakajima Atsushi also applauded, and then gradually the infection spread, and the place was full of joy for a while.

Osamu Dazai sneered and didn't speak.

Gojo Satoru had bitterness in his mouth, he didn't know how to explain that he was actually a straight man.

It's not funny when you overdo it.

In an awkward atmosphere where there were only two people, the two parties let go of their suspicions after a friendly exchange, and even went to Chinen Shiya's training ground to play together.

Aside from Akutagawa's poor health, all the people present had pretty good motor nerves. Several of them had skateboarded before, and they all played well.

It’s just that they slide too fast and can’t stop. It’s suffocating to hold the fence with bare hands and break the fence.

Chinenshi, who was scolded by the coach, also told them to go away.

The sufficient amount of exercise during the day (fighting the curse spirit, being chased by the police, and finally playing skateboards) made the students fall into a deep sleep. In the dead of night, two people sneaked into the room of Hirohito Knotabazu quietly.