Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

"I'll count to three. If you don't get up again, I'll call the police."

Megumi Fukuro's ruthless voice resounded in the room, which also interrupted Ryunosuke Akutagawa's "Mr. Dazai First Aid Plan".

Akutagawa frowned non-existent: "What are you talking about?"

"Didn't you smell the vinegar (in order to cover up the smell, Osamu Dazai smashed the vinegar bottle at Gojo Satoru's house) and the ketchup in it?"

Seeing through everything, Fu Heihui released the jade dog and signaled it to bite Wutiao Wu.

Greatly injured and distraught, Gojo Satoru opened the mouth of the tiger he had knocked out, took out his own head, pressed his elbow on Osamu Dazai's hand carelessly, and sat up with support.

After hearing a suppressed cry of pain, he moved his hand away in satisfaction, pressed the jade dog rua, and condemned Fu Heihui at the same time: "Hui! Look at you, is this the way you treat your teacher?! You are too much! Classmate Fu Heihui!"

Fu Heihui didn't give him an extra look at his exaggerated performance: "No matter how many exclamation sentences you use, it's not me who is at fault for this matter, but you who called me in the middle of the night and asked me to come to save lives but just wanted to play with me .”

After listening to him, he didn't repent and was very wronged: "But you have come here, why can't you show me a little nervous by the way? Isn't our nine years of friendship worth your tears for me?"

Fu Heihui: "So what did you do?"

"I made a bet with Dazai, we both had an accident at the same time, you and Akutagawa will react more. He said that you must call the police immediately, I don't believe it." Gojo Satoru, who lost the bet, pressed his face, looking like he was about to cry "I didn't expect Hui you to be so cruel that you didn't even call my name."

Akutagawa's heart-piercing, shocked and distressed "Mr. Dazai" sounds so envious, but when it comes to Megumi Fukuro, all he has is "If I don't get up again, I'll call the police."

Fu Heihui: "... Reflect on yourself for me!"

It was too bad that his worst fears had happened.

The life of misery that followed was completely foreseeable.

It would be great if he was stronger, so that he can go abroad on business trips like Senior Yi Gu to avoid these bad people.

"Even I was very surprised by Mr. Gojo's bad personality."

Osamu Dazai sat up from the ground, touched the tiger, turned the tiger into a human, touched the jade dog, turned the jade dog into a shadow, and finally put his hand that had no place to rest on Wujo Wu's head , apply ketchup to each other's hair.

Gojo Satoru pressed Dazai Osamu's head on the ground with his backhand, and let the ketchup and vinegar stain his face: "Doctor, you are the least qualified to say such a sentence, I was instigated by you."

Fu Heihui, who watched their elementary school students tugging at each other's hair, said, "Sure enough, you two can't be expected to have the slightest remorse, but please give me some, I will definitely not come over next time!"

Osamu Dazai lay weakly on the ground and said, "Then today, can I trouble Hui-kun to stay and clean up this place together?"

Gojo Satoru looked around the scene of the incident, and said weakly, "I won't be able to sleep if I can't clean up today. I can't sleep, and neither can you."

Fu Heihui: "..."

Although I thought that I would be angry when I came here, I was still very angry when I really faced these two people!

As for the words of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was full of ambition to help clean up the house together, Dazai and Gojo Satoru both chose to ignore.

Or is it better to bully a child who is aggrieved and rebellious~

Osamu Dazai and Wujo Satoru began a happy cohabitation life.

Ah no, it was the test of "letting Mr. Gojo adapt to the life of a normal person to get rid of the pressure from Six Eyes".

The life of a normal person refers to physical elimination of spells without the use of no-lower-limit spells.

Osamu Dazai, who was "targeted", has many curse spirits attacking him one after another every day, which made Gojo Satoru wonder if he was the reincarnation of Tang Seng.

Dazai Osamu, who ate two Su Nuo fingers, was theoretically more nourishing to the curse spirit than the Tang monk's flesh, but smiled and watched Gojo Satoru throwing the students into the pile of curse spirits.

After a period of time, I almost visited Tokyo.

Just when Dazai was thinking about "seeking some new fun", Gojo Satoru, who was going to buy the newly released milk tea cake, ran over happily with a cursing boy in one hand and said, "Dazai Dazai, I caught a cat!"

Osamu Dazai:?

"Hey, are you Mr. Police? I'm reporting that someone is robbing minors here. The location is..." Fu Heihui, a kind citizen who witnessed this scene, said into the phone.

Gojo Satoru:?

Stuffing the cake into Osamu Dazai's arms, he snatched the other party's cell phone before Kei Fukuro reported the address, but found that the phone had not been pressed.

He immediately began to accuse Fu Heihui: "Why did you suddenly scare me, Hui?"

If Principal Ye Moth knew that he got into trouble because of this kind of thing, would it be okay?

Fu Heihui took back her mobile phone: "You did too much!"

It's a bit too frenzied to be able to do things like rob Zhengtai by force.

Chinenshi, who was being held by Wujo Wudan, finally caught his breath and said loudly, "Someone is abducting children!"

Enthusiastic people passing by quickly surrounded them and condemned them, and some also took out their mobile phones to call the police.

Seeing this scene, Osamu Dazai laughed twice, and the cake in his hand was replaced with a humanoid kitten.

Gojo Satoru took off his glasses and said nonsense sincerely: "Sorry, I made you laugh, this is our child."

Knowing the truth:?

"No, I am not……"

Wujo covered his mouth, pointed at Osamu Dazai and said, "This is his son, you can see how similar they are."

Osamu Dazai: "Meow meow?"

The crowd blinded by their beauty: "...it seems quite similar."

Black hair, good-looking, can meow, yes, they are biological.

"But why did he say that you are abducting and trafficking children?" A more determined male passer-by raised an objection.

"This..." Gojo Satoru scratched his hair, his eyes lit up when he saw Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka returning from buying the sugar figurines, and he arranged them on the spot.

"The thing is, he likes her." Gojo Satoru pointed at Kyoka, "But Kyoka is Dazai's adopted daughter, and they are siblings in name, and Kyoka likes Atsushi."

Mirror flower:?

He pointed at Atsushi Nakajima with a confused face again: "But this is my child. So we had some conflicts."

Osamu Dazai frowned: "That belongs to my family."

"Your family is mine." He immediately arranged a new plot, "Yes, we are a reorganized family, so we have more children, both black and white."

Onlookers: "...the acting is a bit exaggerated."

The plot is too bloody, and the two of you don't seem to be able to have such a big child at your age.

"Then do the two of us look like people who need to make money from human trafficking?"

Gojo Satoru pointed to himself and then to Osamu Dazai.

The onlookers looked at the two of them for a long time (taking the opportunity to look more at the handsome guy), guessed the brand of Wujou clothing and accessories, calculated the price, and carefully observed the clothes on Osamu Dazai, confirming that they were custom-made.

Well done, two expensive men written all over.

After shooting the two of them with regretful eyes of "you two are simply wasting resources", the crowd of onlookers finally chose to disperse.

After escaping to a corner where no one was paying attention, several people breathed a sigh of relief.

Including Chinen Miya who was finally let go.

The feeling of being forced to be the object of gossip even though I didn't do anything is really terrible!

He shouldn't have slid aside by himself, leaving the others behind.

At least those few seem to be able to fight, maybe save him from this tall fool.

He leaned against the wall and looked at this group of guys who didn't look like good people vigilantly: "What are you trying to arrest me for?"

Osamu Dazai: "What on earth are you arresting him for? You also made us feel ashamed."

Gojo Satoru: "Well... just, I feel like a cat, so I want to catch it and show you."

By the way, let's study the movement principle of the ears and tail on the kid's hoodie, and see if you can fix it for Youruhito later.

Everyone: "..." Sure enough, if a cute person walks on the street, he might be taken away by a strange person in a sack, right?

Chinen Shi also clenched her little fist.