Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

"Are you sure this works?"

"I went back to Yokohama and asked my neighbor to borrow it. He is the richest tailor in Yokohama. This fabric must be good."

"Did you open the door and borrow it by yourself like now?"

"hey-hey."

In the dark room, Gojo Satoru, who is ingenious and ingenious, opened the closet of Knotaba Yuhito, found all his school uniforms, and sewed on cat ears and cat tails one by one.

The movements are nimble, the stitches are dense, the ears are divided into vertical ears, rolled ears, and folded ears, and the tail is decorated with different colors.

If he hadn't had to pretend to be blind, Osamu Dazai wanted to call him "good job".

There were only a few pieces of school uniforms for the knotweed, and some were torn by Su Nuo. The omnipotent Mr. Gojo Wu quickly finished sewing them all.

He licked his lips eagerly, and asked Osamu Dazai, "Is there any more fabric?"

Osamu Dazai: "What color?"

One sentence exposed the fact that he still has a lot.

Quietly put the things back in place, quietly went out, and the two quietly entered the next room.

Who ever thought that the next room was not a silent darkness, but a pair of vicious eyes staring at them in the darkness.

Gojo Satoru rushed over to hold the jade dog's mouth, and Osamu Dazai rushed over to touch it again, turning it back into a shadow.

The two looked at each other and smiled tacitly in the restored darkness of Fu Heihui's room, reaching out and clapping lightly.

Good brother, beautiful cooperation!

Osamu Dazai: "Did you say that this dog was specially set to bite you?"

Gojo Satoru denied: "Of course not, this child just has a relatively good sense of prevention."

Dazai (suspicious): "Really?"

Gojo Satoru (affirmative): "Yes."

Osamu Dazai chuckled and picked the lock of Fukuroe's closet.

There are different categories inside, and Fu Heihui's clothes are neatly folded, which is the kind of level that can cure obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Gojo Satoru reached out and took them all out and threw them on the cloth-covered floor.

Find out the clothes that do not meet your own aesthetics, and then find out the clothes that the other party often wears and spread them out, and start thinking about what to transform into.

Osamu Dazai picked up a plush rabbit pajamas and asked, "You bought this for him?"

Gojo Satoru was quite proud: "That's right, I have good taste, right? I really don't understand why Hui always likes some conservative and old-fashioned clothes."

Dazai keenly sensed something was wrong: "Then what about his clothes?"

Gojo Satoru: "I lost it~"

"What a caring guardian, Mr. Gojo."

"It should be."

Fortunately, Fu Heihui was in a deep sleep, otherwise he would have jumped up and killed the two of them upon hearing this.

It's a pity that Fu Heihui's clothes don't have many hats, and he can only sew a few pairs of rabbit ears.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai brought a long strip of fox fur, which Gojo Satoru cut into small pieces and sewed them on Megumi Fukuro's school uniform jacket and various shirts.A certain excellent people's teacher who was interested also embroidered little jade dogs and sea urchins on some beautiful clothes.

Xianhui folded the clothes one by one and put them back, then locked the cabinet, and the two left with the crime tools in their arms.

The two walked on the path in the forest, their hearts were full of happiness, and they were looking forward to tomorrow.

Osamu Dazai thought of something and asked, "By the way, I remember there was another girl."

Gojo Satoru's expression froze: "Kagizaki...forget it."

Dazai frowned, and found a story: "What happened?"

"It's nothing, but I wore her skirt that day, she seemed very angry, and beat me up regardless of my status as a teacher and student."

Rao Dazai also paused.

After confirming the symptoms, this guy doesn't know what is proper, whether it's with the same sex or the opposite sex.

To be able to live to such a great age is really because of his excellent strength, right?

"But Yuhito and Megumi have both, and Nagasaki has nothing, isn't that good?" Osamu Dazai started to fan the flames.

"It's true." Gojo Satoru looked at the colorful cloth strips in his hands, his eyes lit up.

When Nagasaki Wild Rose woke up the next day, she saw a fancy cloth-tied floral bow tie on her doorknob. After looking at it for a long time, she thought it was a bit pretty, so she searched for its owner in the campus with the flowers in her pocket. .

There are only three girls in this school. Maki-san doesn't like this kind of thing, and Iyari-san seems to be the type who likes this kind of thing too.

Could it be that someone gave her a gift?

She took a photo with her mobile phone and sent it to the group. She asked the other two first-year students if they had any impression of this.

Knotweed, who always gets up early, didn't reply, but Fu Heihui replied with a string of ellipses.

It made her even more curious.

"Meow~" (naturally cute)

"Meow~" (stiff)

"Meow-"

A strange meowing sound came from not far away, which attracted Kinezaki's attention.

"Strange, there should be no cats in the school, right?" She said as she walked into the woods.

Didn't see a real cat, but saw four people.

Gojo Wujo, who was squatting on the tree stump, pointed out: "Let go of it, Yuren, your barking is too restrained. Look at the dun, it looks more like a cat than a real cat. Break me some of your corn."

The last sentence was addressed to Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu, who called Atsushi Nakajima to the high school early in the morning and asked the other party to bring him breakfast, sat on the other side gnawing sweet corn, and stared at Gojo Satoru in refusal.

Make breakfast by yourself, it's not like Gaozhuan doesn't have a kitchen.

Gojo Satoru directly snatched his corn, broke more than half of it himself and returned the rest to Osamu Dazai: "Since you deliberately asked Atsushi to bring breakfast for only one person, you should be prepared for my breakfast to be snatched away."

Osamu Dazai looked at the end of the corn that he had bitten in his hand, and felt that it was already dirty.

"No way... Teacher, I still think this is very strange. After all, why is Atsushi so proficient?" Knotabagi Yuhito was puzzled.

Isn't he a white tiger?

Mr. Atsushi Nakajima, a teacher of meow language: "Because there are many cats in the store, and occasionally cats from outside come in, so I followed suit. 'This will be cute, and it will be easier to get the owner's favor'?"

"But it feels more like a human than a so-called pet. You are no different from us, I think so."

Atsushi Nakajima blinked and said indifferently, "I don't think there is any difference between pets and humans."

Guests who do not treat their pets as human beings will pay the price.

He only chose a special way of life because of his "specialness", and he followed Mr. Dazai because of the other party's loneliness and his loneliness.

Whether or not this lifestyle is correct in the worldly sense, it makes him comfortable and happy.

He didn't remember what happened when he was a child for a long time.

Knotaba Yuhito: "But meowing like this is really strange to me, and I can't get used to it at all."

Wujo Wutiao, who quickly gnawed the corn, reluctantly said: "Then don't learn grammar, just be cute."

"What are you doing here?" Nagasaki Wild Rose came over, pointed to the knotweed and said, "Why did you become like this, and you are still meowing like a cat here?"

Have you been bullied by an unscrupulous teacher? ?

I'll report it to the principal.

Knotweed touched the cat ears on the hood, and couldn't help but rub it twice because it felt so good, and said with a smile, "It's nothing, I just think it's cute and I want to learn it."

Wutiao teacher said that his physical condition needs to be concealed, so it is better not to speak out.

"Is that so..." Nagizaki didn't quite believe it, "I've said it many times, don't believe Gojo-sensei's nonsense, and now I add another one, don't believe Mr. Dazai's nonsense. Do you remember it for me? "

Gojo Satoru: "Nagizaki, it hurts me to say that."

Nazaki scolded him shamelessly: "Wipe off the soy milk stains on your face, please, Mr. Gojo, who makes you meow like a cat after eating in front of students who haven't eaten."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai looked at the soy milk he had put aside before, stretched out his hand, and found that there was only a little bit left.And the culprit wiped off the remaining stains on his face as if nothing had happened.

Ah.

Gojo Satoru: "Oh, do you know what Hui is doing?"

Nagasaki: "I don't know, so I sent me a series of ellipses, and I didn't reply after that."

When they were in class in the morning, Kizaki and Katsuo finally saw Fukuroi.

It looked the same as usual, but when he saw Kaginizaki's floral bow tie, his expression darkened for an instant. (Nagizaki's tied flowers are tied with leftover cloth strips, and the stamens are made of fox fur)

Nazaki:?

"Kagizaki... have you seen the weird bulge on Megumin's back?" Hirohito Kojo pointed at Fukuro Megumin's back hand.

She looked over and found that it was indeed very strange, especially the location.

on the tailbone.

"Are you going to open it and have a look?"

With good motor nerves, Yuzu Yuhito rushed over and lifted Fukuroe's school uniform, revealing the rabbit's tail underneath.

Nazaki & Yuhito: "Rabbit, rabbit tail?!"

Unscrupulous laughter came from outside the window, followed by figures passing by.

The culprit, Wujo Satoru, left his good brother and ran away.

Fu Heihui, who couldn't find any other clothes that could be worn, could only wear this one: "..."

Osamu Dazai laughed halfway and was interrupted by the vibration of the mobile phone.

He looked down, it was Fyodor's message.

[Take the liberty to ask, how is the arrangement with Dazai-kun? 】

During this period of time, he had so much fun with Gojo Satoru who was on sick leave that he forgot about it and replied calmly.

【It's been arranged, it's been arranged. 】