The weakest zombie ever

Zombies who are in love with each other... They all kissed each other, and then they should be deeply in love... But obviously some people just have the ability to mess up very romantic things, for example...Tao Le?

Tao Le rushed up "viciously" and kissed Chi Wang's mouth directly.

But Chi Wang didn't move at all, waiting to see what earth-shattering moves this awkward pet could make.

When Tao Le kissed Chi Wang, due to the excessive movement and excessive force, the lips of the two touched, but their teeth also hit each other!

You know, Tao Le's teeth can't even bite the second-order crystal nucleus, while Chi Wang's teeth can crack even the third-order crystal nucleus... the hardness between the two can be imagined, Chi Wang didn't feel anything, but Tao Le pushed Chi Wang away, covered his mouth and took a few steps back.

Fortunately, Chi Wan didn't restrict Tao Le's movements, so he easily separated the distance.But obviously Chi Wang hated Tao Le's escaping movements, especially this kind of step-by-step distance away from him. He hurriedly pulled Tao Le and asked, "What's wrong?"

Tao Le covered his mouth and shook his head with tears in his eyes: "Woooo..."

Chi Wang grasped Tao Le's hand slightly, he hated, hated, hated, and hated such powerless things!There are some threats, some threats, and some panic in the tone: "Speak! What's going on!"

"Knock... I got knocked..." Tao Le let go of the hand covering his mouth, and then said aggrievedly: "Your teeth are much harder than mine... Fortunately, the knocking wasn't too hard this time, or else... probably... All the newly grown teeth in my mouth will be scrapped, and I have become a poor zombie with a leaky speech."

After finishing speaking, he habitually licked his bare gums with his tongue, and seeing Chi Wang's face, he hurriedly opened his mouth for Chi Wang to see: "If you don't believe me, take a look!"

Chi Wang lowered his head, looked at Tao Le's wide-open mouth, and looked in. There was a trace of white on the pink and tender gums, although there was only a little bit, but it looked quite cute, Chi Wang swallowed while watching Swallow.

Tao Le raised his head to show Chi Wang his new teeth, and watched Chi Wan approaching little by little. His breath sprayed on Tao Le's nose, and then he felt itchy on the bumpy gums. Howling face... (What are you doing? It's so itchy...)" He licked it with his tongue, but there was nothing... But he just felt the itch of being teased, and finally because he couldn't stand the itching of the gums , directly closed his eyes and bit down.

Chi Wang obviously sensed Tao Le's movement immediately, clasped Tao Le's jaw with one hand, and continued the movement just now.

Even a fool would know what Chi Wang was doing at this moment!

he!

Actually!

In licking Tao Le only grow a little bit of teeth!

Tao Le was stunned in place. After an unknown amount of time, Chi Wang let go of his hand, licked his lips eagerly, and commented: "It tastes good."

"What did you do just now!" Tao Le pointed to Chi Wang and questioned.

"Didn't you just repeat what you did just now?" Then, as if aftertaste, "It smells like a crystal nucleus... Did you eat a crystal nucleus just now?"

"You...you..." He just ate some crystal nucleus powder...but that's not the point!

"What are you? What? Are you dissatisfied?" Look at Tao Le's expression!So mean! !

"...You actually... lick...me!" Tao Le pointed at Chi Wang, with a molested look on his face.

"Don't just lick me, why don't you?" Chi Wang looked down at Tao Le: "Didn't you just want to lick me? What? Why didn't you want to lick me? Why did you lick me instead of me?" What about licking you?"

Obviously he should be the leader, so why let Tao Le squeeze him in turn?

"That's not right!" This stuff is absolutely awesome, it's cheap and good looking, I can't just be molested like this for nothing!

"What's wrong?" Don't you just lick it?What's the big deal... Sure enough, this guy is not crisp and neat at all, he really isn't a good zombie!

Tao Le didn't say a word, anger came from his heart, evil came from his guts, he rushed forward, raised his head and kissed the thin lips of the pool.

I have to say that although the lips of the pool are not very soft, they are quite moist, which may be the reason why they have just been wet.When Tao Le saw Chi Wang, he just stood there stupidly, and even kissed him without any response, he just lifted his foot and stepped on Chi Wang.

Chi Wang opened his mouth to reprimand...

Tao Le took this opportunity to go deep into it and get entangled with it...

When the two zombies kissed deeper and deeper, Tao Le hurriedly backed out.Then he said very proudly: "Who said I want to lick, I want to kiss you! Do you understand a forced kiss? This is called a kiss, understand?"

Then, without giving Chi Wang any time to react, he turned around and left arrogantly.

This time Chi Wang didn't hold Tao Le, what was that feeling just now?Unreasonable hotness...the feeling of wanting to continue...

Looking at Tao Le who was leaving, this pet is really unruly, how could he kiss him without his permission?But... Chi Wang smiled slightly.Forget it, I'm in a good mood today, so I don't care about this guy's next crime.Let him off for the time being, and study and practice must be relaxed, so as not to be in a hurry, if Tao Le quits on strike, wouldn't it be worth the loss for him, after all, rabbits will bite when they are in a hurry.but!Although it feels good, but you should be the leader.Next time I must act first!

And Tao Le, who seemed to be leaving domineeringly, grabbed the clothes he had thrown on the shore, put them on indiscriminately, and then sneaked to the corner and beat his head with one hand, feeling incredible for his series of actions.

He actually kissed her like that!kissed!And it's still tongue kisses, tongue kisses!Two big men... naked in the wild pond... kissed, and the countless zombies around... couldn't be more frenzied!

But this is not the point, Tao Le's focus is indeed - I'm going, I actually kissed him!What was Chirim's reaction?Will you find out that I actually have a crush on him?It's over...it's over this time, I'm definitely over!How will I see him in the future... I have no face to face people, no face to face people!

That's right!The focus of Tao Le's attention is not that the two of them kissed each other, but that Chi Wang found out that he confessed his love!In Tao Le's mind, although he was moved by Chi Wan, but!He wants to hold it, and he is determined not to be the one who sticks upside down!So when it comes to confession, Chi Wang must come first!

Just when Tao Le was complaining, a little green snake approached Tao Le slowly, and turned to look at the person squatting under the tree, pulling up the vegetation at the door of its house.

?What is this guy doing... he doesn't intend to occupy my house!I'll go, my house can be found in such a hidden place, it's like bullying a snake!

The angry little green snake was going to approach Tao Le to scare him.

Slowly crawling, came to Tao Le's feet.

Unexpectedly, Tao Le suddenly stood up at this time, and stepped on Xiao Qing's tail.

(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻This product is simply too much!It not only destroys the ecological environment in front of my house, but also blocks the door of my house and prevents me from entering!What's more, he actually stepped on my tail!I don't know that stepping on a snake's tail is to attract a snake's bite!

The little green snake couldn't take it any longer, it showed two fangs and bit Tao Le's ankle!

Tao Le felt a pain in his ankle, thought it was a mosquito, and slapped him: "Even mosquitoes bully me!"

"No... Mosquitoes can't be cool..." Looking down, the little green snake was curled up on the lawn, which had been knocked unconscious.

"There... There are poisonous snakes! Help Chi Wang! I was bitten and poisoned... I'm going to die!" As a result, he ran away far away.

And Xiao Qing, who fell on the ground, still fell on the ground.

I'll go, who told me that people are more poisonous than poisonous snakes these days... I... I'm poisoned...

Tao Le didn't know the fate of the little green snake, but he could no longer see it when he came under the tree the next day. However, Tao Le who was bitten was worried that he would die from the poison of the snake, but after countless zombies, he could not see it. After despising him, he finally recognized the reality: because he is a zombie now!More poisonous than a poisonous snake!

For many days after that, Tao Le still avoided the pond, for fear of meeting him.But fortunately, Chi Wang also felt that this arrogant pet should be kept cold for a few days, and the two lived in peace, and did not perform the trick of chasing me and running away.

After Chi Wang left with Tao Le and Zombie K, he left a mess for humans.Not only the precious zombie samples escaped from the research institute, but even human beings were hit hard. After all, they have the same thinking as human beings, and their combat power is stronger than the strongest among human beings!How to balance, in the war between humans and zombies, the zombies have a better chance of winning!

Shen Nuo, as the general of the human base, is also the strongest among the human supernatural beings, so he didn't make any comments about it.

Since Chi Wang and the others left, they locked themselves in the house and never went out.

People in the base were panicked, but fortunately, everyone soon stabilized their minds and started to live a normal life, but General Shen Nuo still stayed behind closed doors.

"What's going on, General?"

"I don't know! I haven't been out of the house for seven or eight days."

"Could it be... that zombie that day hurt you?"

"Impossible, they didn't fight each other, how could they get hurt."

"But... the general is the strongest among us, even zombies that he can't beat... how strong is that."

"I think the general may be training hard."

"Inspired?"

"Maybe the general will have a breakthrough soon, and maybe we can draw with that zombie by then."

"possible!"

"Probably!"

"very possible!"

There are many messages, but most people believe that General Shen Nuo is making a breakthrough.

In fact, Shen Nuo, who was discussed by everyone, locked himself in the house alone.He took out a rather old photo from the chest pocket of his jacket.

Touching the person in the photo with a gentle expression, he said, "Brother, I finally found you!"

The author has something to say: It may not be updated tomorrow, so let’s add a small theater today~

Host A: Ahem... Everyone's self-introductions are very distinctive.In fact, this program is mainly because human beings want to know the lives of zombies.So why don't we start with a quick answer... Of course the protagonists are Chi Wang and Tao Le!

Li Dan, Zombies A, C, K: That's great, we are the worst at answering questions!

W1: What do you usually do as zombies?

Tao: Who will play with you when you eat and sleep with...all of your life?

Chi: appease, smooth hair

Host A: ... (Can you be more dedicated?)

W2: What do you usually eat?

Tao: Candles, all kinds of candles, plus some crystal nucleus powder... I always feel that my teeth are getting more and more degenerated!

Chi: Up to my level, it’s okay not to eat, but my recent hobby (touching my chin) is feeding a certain stupid pig!

(Fan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh openly flirting with immorality!)

W3: What are your hobbies as a zombie:

Tao: Being oppressed, rebelling...and then (#‵′) convex and despised Chi Wang!

Chi: Enjoy... Shunmao, study and write academic questions by the way...

Turning around, he poked Tao Le and asked, "Is it okay to call it that?" Tao Le blushed, and grabbed Chi Wang's hand: "What are you doing with your hands and feet! It's just an academic question, what else do you want?"

(Fan: Aww! What academic problem, tell me, we can help! Chi Da, you look so handsome! Tao Lele, Nai blushing is really cute, the whole person is cute! Host People, ask some technical questions! Ask questions with explosive points and connotations! ⊙▽⊙)

W4: Actually, we know that Lele and Chi Wang are a couple, but who confessed their love first?

Tao Le: He.

Chi Wang: Him.

Host A: Who confessed the truth!

Chi Wang: Didn't you rush over by yourself at that time?

Tao Le: You confessed first.

Chi Wang: Obviously you are confessing your love.Don't be embarrassed, I won't dislike you!

Tao Le: It's really not me!

Host A: So, it turned out that the other party never said I love you bluntly!

Tao Le: If you don’t tell me when you go back today, you won’t be allowed to enter the room!

Chi Wang: Don't act like a spoiled child tonight!

(Fans: Today, Lele and Chi Chi are cute, ah ah ah ... I ca n’t bear the bird ... I ca n’t bear the birds! This is obviously a picture of the couple's two quarrels. !!)

Moderator A: Although only 4 questions were asked, due to time constraints... we can only stop here.Let's move on to the next activity!