The weakest zombie ever

After several days of rushing, Tao Le finally arrived at the final destination of the trip with the zombie army. The purpose of entering is to protect the extremely good deep forest. You can feel the humidity when you get close to it, and it is really cool.

But...they are zombies living in the last days!Not primitive humans and not Tarzan of the apes, okay?

Besides, I'm used to living a life of high beds and soft pillows, so when I come here... where do I sleep at night?Also... there are a lot of snakes, insects, rats and ants in the deep forest, why?

"Chi Wang, do we really want to spend the night here?" Tao Le looked at the forest ahead and wailed.

"It's not an overnight stay, it's a permanent residence!" This guy is making a fuss, and he really is an ignorant guy!

"I know you haven't seen it before, so I don't feel so emotional. There is also a lake in the forest. If you still feel hot, you can go soak in it! Of course, if you still feel that it is not cool enough, you can slowly climb up the mountain." Chi Wang As he walked forward, he introduced.

It's obviously not the first time Chi Wang's familiar vigor has come here, and it seems that he is more satisfied with life here than in the modern zombie base.

"Do you come every year?"

"It's nice here...we'd all be here if it weren't for the need to hunt for food."

Looking at Chi Wang's back, Tao Le said in a low voice, "It turns out that the zombies are still naturalists... If we take them to the desert, can we encourage the zombie army to plant trees... Then can I make a bold statement: give I am an army of zombies, and I will give you an oasis!" ←← However, it is obviously Tao Le's whimsy, zombies and the like will never like the environment of the desert!

Tao Le's worries are obviously unnecessary. Although there are bugs in the forest...but compared to human flesh and animal flesh, the smell of zombies is obviously a bit worse, and even bugs are unwilling to bite.

Tao Le also noticed this, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: I think that my blood type B was very attractive in summer... because as long as Tao Le is around, other people will never be bitten by mosquitoes, and the mosquitoes are closed. Gu Taole was alone.If I was like this at that time, what a happy thing!

Although this worry was gone...but they actually spent the night in the deep forest.

Tao Le: Fall!Although I knew that the zombies were unreliable, I didn't expect that I would pursue this kind of pursuit, and I didn't even want to build a tent or a wooden house... Well, although the zombies basically don't sleep at night!But what if it rains?Tao Le secretly made up his mind... It's okay to go on vacation in the forest, but it's definitely not good to stay here permanently!When we go back, we must teach them to use the air conditioner, so as not to use such a primitive method to escape the heat!

Before Tao Le found Li Dan and built a house to shelter from the rain, he was pulled out by Chi Wang.

Chi Wang generously handed the book contributed by Li Dan to Tao Le: "Here you are!"

"What?" The confused Tao Le took over the doujinshi, "Isn't this... this... this doujinshi all burned by me?"

"what?"

Tao Le hurriedly rolled up the book in his hand and put it behind him: "Well...I mean, wasn't this book snatched by humans? Why...how did it appear on your side."

"Oh, there were originally two copies."

"Two! Nima, you should save two of these books for your own use!"

"Seeing how weak you are, hurry up and learn." Then he added as if he remembered something, "I have learned, come to me, and the two of us will practice together!"

"Practice...practice..." Some kind of complex suddenly emerged in Tao Le's mind, and then his little face flushed completely with a "boom".

"What's the matter? Although I know you are very happy and eager, but you have to learn first."

"Learn...learn..."

Chi Wang touched Tao Le's flushed face, and was very puzzled that his pet was so excited: "Although I know you are happy, but you can't! My Chi Wang zombie, how can I be so ignorant of the world, cheer up Come!"

"I see...that...no need, I've read it all." Tao Le broke away from Chi Wang's hand, took a few steps back, and then hurriedly explained.

I go!Practice and learn with you... Do you know what is in this book?Let me and you!and you!and you!rogue!Zombie scum!I'm still a good zombie now, how can I play this kind of goblin fight with you casually!Although I know that you zombies are immoral, I have never seen such an unethical thing.

"Have you seen it? That's good. Let's practice it right away. I think the effect should be good." Chi Wang said with a look of enthusiasm, and then began to take off his clothes.

Tao Le covered his neckline with one hand: "Although I sell myself as a performer, I play with anyone who eats and sleeps with me, but I can't accompany everything well!"

This state is fundamentally different from taking a bath, rubbing your back, and so on!Only a fool can do it...

Aww!I, Tao Le, would not follow you without a name or distinction, and even contributed my little chrysanthemum!

and many more……

seemingly……

something is wrong...

Shouldn't Tao Le's first worry be that the two of them have the same gender?

How to fall in love with different genders!

He is straight!Straight man!

We're the same gender...in a relationship or something!

Wait... It still doesn't seem right!

When did we fall in love?Chi Wang, you can't sleep with me like this without a name!Take charge first, get in the car later!

ah!It seems...it seems...his Tao Le's focus is wrong again.

It seems that what he has been paying attention to is the status, not the gender!

so……

He Tao Le...actually...likes Chi Wang?

Already bent by the pool?

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when?

Before Tao Le finished tangling, Chi Wang grabbed Tao Le and said, "What's there to be shy about? Is it just practice?"

"and many more……"

"What are you waiting for? Are you still impatient when I am kind enough to accompany you to practice? You must know that I will not do it if others ask me to accompany them." Chi Wang said while starting to unbutton Tao Le's chest.

"and many more……"

"What are you waiting for! You are so weak, how can you do it if you don't mention it sooner."

I go!Does this have anything to do with me being strong or Ruo?And... what do you mean when others accompany you to quit, just come and practice with me!Although I know that I am bent, and I have a crush on you, but you can't act like a bully, give me some time to prepare, give me some time to adapt, okay?And the gap between the two of us is so big, why don't you let me make up for it first?

"Wait...I'm so weak...a little..." Tao Le said hastily while holding Chi Wang's hand.

"It's because you are weak that I hurried to practice! I just saw those pictures, and I felt hot all over. When I thought of you suddenly full of energy, it was something that could improve your cultivation. I didn't give it to anyone else. Let you become stronger first, so as not to embarrass me!" Then he waved away Tao Le's restraining hand, and looked at my expression of being nice to you, "Is the one who is moaning chirping a zombie? Know that the stronger our zombies are, the more popular they are!"

"Improve the cultivation base?"

You told me for a long time, not because you are interested in me, but because you want me to become stronger?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What do you mean? Dislike me? Think I’m not good enough? Or think I’m not good enough for you!

"You are too weak! If you get caught again, I don't have so much time to save you!" Chi Wang still had a disgusted expression on his face, but any smart person would know what Chi Wang meant: you were caught , I'm worried, so get stronger, don't make me worry!

But obviously, the current Tao Le's IQ has been eaten by dogs, and only a few words repeatedly appeared in his mind: He despises me, he despises me, he despises me!

Sure enough, whether it is a person in love or a zombie in love, the IQ has always been negative.

Push the rim as hard as you've ever been, then turn your head and run! ← Obviously this should be what Tao Le does.

But...it was still because Tao Le was too weak, so when he pushed Chi Wang so hard, not only was Chi Wang not pushed away, but was pulled closer by Chi Wang.

"What do you mean?"

Tao Le turned her head, you despise me!

"Dissatisfied?" Chi Wang frowned. Sure enough, he spoiled pets too much and now he started to lose his temper, but in order to make him stronger, he endured...

"Is it so bad for me to accompany you? If you become stronger, I will have honor."

Tao Le turned her head, you despise me!

"Practice hard, good boy, don't act like a baby, I'm doing it for your own good!"

Tao Le turned her head, you still dislike me!

Chi Wang: "..." Then without saying a word, he stripped Tao Le and carried him into the water.

"I do not want!"

"Don't have to!"

"...I can't explain it to you!"

"It's okay if it doesn't make sense, we just do it."

"and many more……"

"Wait, wait, let's make a quick decision."

Sure enough, nothing made sense, Tao Le's innocence would be ruined like this today!

Chi Wang put Tao Le down, and was preparing for the next step...

As a result...it seemed that he had forgotten what to do, Chi Wang lowered his head, and Tao Le raised his head.

"..."

Tao Legou jumped over the wall in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "I have read that book... there is a problem with this kind of cultivation!"

Chi Wang recalled the contents of the book, and asked casually: "Different levels practice differently! Now I'm only at the second level, so I can't go that deep yet."

"Continue." Seems to make sense.

Tao Le took a quick breath and said, "Of course you're fine, but I won't be able to bear it, just like... If I skip the level and exercise, maybe I will be in a coma for ten days and a half months like that time when I ate the crystal nucleus. of."

"That……"

"So let's contact the first step first!" Sure enough, falling in love with a zombie is completely abnormal, so I have to explain it this way...

Tao Le cried out about his love affair in his heart, closed his eyes and kissed Chi Wang's lips "viciously"...