The weakest zombie ever

That night, Chi Wang sat straddling the bathtub, leaning on the armrest with both hands, raised his head slightly, closed his eyes, and enjoyed Tao Le's service.

Tao Le picked up the shampoo on the side, poured it into his hands, soaked some water, and rubbed it on Chi Wang's head.

"By the way, where was the book I kept in your place last time? Show it to me after washing it later."

Tao Le stopped what he was doing, pretended to be stupid and said in a daze, "What book, which book? Why can't I remember? (I won't say which book I burned!)"

Chi Wang opened his eyes: "You don't even remember what I gave you?"

The reddish eyes stared at him like this, Tao Le felt a little guilty, and then hurriedly replied: "Wait... Ah, yes, I remembered! That book... Well, I lost it."

"Ok?"

Tao Le slipped his hand, and wiped some foam into Chi Wang's eyes.

"Tao Le, what do you want to do? Rebellion?"

"Don't rub it, I'll wipe it for you!" Tao Le took a towel and dipped it in some water in a panic, gently wiped Chi Wang's eyes, and said, "I didn't do it on purpose...it's all because of those kidnappers. My people! At that time, I wanted to find a place to put it away, but they suddenly rushed out, kidnapped me, and snatched the book away." After a pause, he added, "I resisted, but Can't get it back."

When Chi Wang heard the latter supplement, he calmed down slightly: "You are so weak, it would be strange if you could snatch it back. Forget it...it's no big deal, isn't it just a book."

After taking a bath, Chi Wang took out a glass bottle full of powder from nowhere and handed it to Tao Le: "It's okay, I don't dislike you, you can become stronger if you eat more." I ate too much at one time and almost starved to death, I added: "Of course, don't eat too much, lest you become unconscious like last time!"

"..." Why didn't I remember you alone, but you remember the embarrassing things clearly!Where there is a contrast, there is a gap. Every time I face you, I either have my teeth knocked out, or I almost die, or I am caught... Why is your image so perfect every time, such as that kick through the wall face or something.

While thinking, Tao Le picked up a dry towel and wiped Chi Wang's hair.I have to say that Chi Wang's hair was taken care of very well by Tao Le... I think it took four times to wash Chi Wang's hair for the first time, not to mention the knots on his hair... If it wasn't for Tao Le Patience, it is estimated that Chi Wang had already shaved his head bald.

While wiping his hair, Tao Le chatted with Chi Wang: "Actually, the kick you gave me the day you saved me was so handsome, it reminded me of that zombie that I almost ate four years ago." Then he touched his neck, "Now I still feel marks on my neck."

"Why, you still remember, I thought you had forgotten."

"Ok?"

"So, you are the zombie who almost ate me four years ago?"

"uh-huh!"

Tao Le recalled how he was lying alone on the cold floor vomiting blood, three days, three days! !The grievances at that time erupted all of a sudden, pointing at Chi Wang and began to scold: "You eat even the same kind, are you embarrassed? You know how to scare me who is weaker than you! And why did you rush in for no reason at that time?" Eat me! I was almost scared to death, and if it wasn’t for my recovery ability, I would definitely have suffered internal injuries if I fell so hard by you!”

Chi Wang lowered his head slightly, and then sniffed Tao Le's clean neck: "It smells so good, who wouldn't want to bite it down! Besides, how about I like to bully you?" After speaking, he opened his mouth, and Bite down lightly like that.

Tao Le violently pushed the edge of the pool away, clutching his bleeding neck: "You...why did you start biting me again!"

"You walk around in front of me with such a sweet smell every day, why don't you just seduce me? Don't worry, I won't eat yours, I'll just bite you." Then he smacked his mouth and commented, "Although it's still not good, But the taste is better than last time.

"

"Wait...you mean, I smell like incense?" Wiping his neck.Soon the blood stopped, obviously Chi Wang's bite was not heavy.

"Didn't you notice it? It's an appetizing taste. But... You may not find it delicious with your weird taste."

"..." Tao Le originally thought it was because he was not used to it, but it turned out that he really could arouse the appetite of zombies.It's no wonder that zombies like to catch themselves. It turns out that to zombies, I'm just a mobile roast chicken...

Tao Le suddenly felt lucky that he was able to live safely until now. It should be said how lucky he was to meet such a good master as Chi Wang... Otherwise, he would probably be killed by someone who was very hungry or was in a state of starvation for a long time. Zombies are kept, and they have been gnawed to the bone!

But why?

Obviously everyone is a zombie, why does he smell so appetizing?

Could it be that his ability is to arouse the appetite of zombies?

He wouldn't be so unlucky to have this ability, would he?

"Chi Wang, do you think my ability is the ability to arouse the appetite of zombies?"

Chi Wang looked at Tao Le and said decisively, "Impossible! How could there be such a useless ability!"

"Haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist!"

"impossible!"

Impossible... Then the only difference between me and them is that I have a human soul.

A human soul, but a zombie body; it smells good, but tastes unpalatable... It seems to have caught something!

Tao Le looked at Chi Wang, thinking: Why don't you just say it yourself?But how do you say that you are not a real zombie?Or is he actually half-human, half-zombie?

"Just tell me if you have something to say, if you dare to hide it from me, I will continue to bite you!" He said with sharp teeth showing.

"Then... I said? You promise me not to bite me."

"Crap!"

"Then I really said that?"

"Say!"

"Okay, then I said it!"

"Tao Le, I think you just need to bite, don't you?" He lowered his head and prepared to take another bite. Although the taste is not very good, the taste is still good.

Tao Le hastily pushed Chi Wang's head away: "Don't bite! Your bite hurts."

"It hurts? I'll just bite you with kindness. Have you ever seen me bite other zombies?" Chi Wang pulled Tao Le's body as he fled farther and farther away, and said bitterly, as if all his actions had hurt Tao Le. It's an honor to be happy.You know, if the other zombies are bitten by Chi Wang, they will probably wake up laughing from their dreams. They want every zombie to know that they were bitten by Chi Wang, the zombie king. That's capital to show off!How could he be like Tao Le who despises here and there for a while!

"Then I'd rather you bite other zombies than me!" Tao Le muttered, covering his neck with both hands.

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing, Chi Wang, you won't dislike me, will you?"

"I dislike...you are so weak that I don't even dislike you, what else can I dislike you?" You must know that strength is the only thing a zombie pursues. Tao Le, a zombie who is already weak to the extreme, can bear it even There is nothing I can't bear.

"Also... what if I am a person?"

Chi Wang looked at Tao Le's nails and mouth full of fangs: "Are you human?" Do you think I'm a fool?Then he lowered his head and sniffed the fragrance in the air, "But it smells a bit like it."

"Then what if I'm half a human and half a zombie?" Seeing that Chi Wang didn't understand her meaning, Tao Le expressed her intentions bluntly.

"Half human, half zombie?" Chi Wang narrowed his eyes suddenly, his handsome face was like that of Tao Le: "So, that's why you smell good and taste bad?"

"..."

"It can be explained in this way." Then nodded, "It's no wonder, let me just say, how can our zombie clan have such stupid and weak zombies, it will drop our zombie clan's IQ and Strength. This has been explained, and I suddenly understand everything!"

"..." Tao Le lowered his head.

Chi Wang thought that Tao Le was feeling inferior, and hurriedly patted his little head Gua'er to comfort him: "It's okay, I won't dislike it! I've been raising them for so long, so I can continue to raise them. Anyway, it's just one or two. Regarding the matter of the crystal nucleus, rest assured that I will not abandon you just because you are stupid and weak. There is no need to be too thankful and excited!"

"Thank you so much! Thank you! You! Got it!"

"It's okay. If you really want to thank me sincerely, why not..." Chi Wangba twitched his mouth, "Let me try again?"

Tao Le clutched his neck: "You are not a zombie, why do you like blood sucking so much?"

"Zombie? Is it different from a zombie?"

"I don't know...or the only difference between zombies and zombies is that they can't come out during the day?" Tao Le thought for a while, and it seems that there is really no difference, the only difference is that zombies can only come out at night.

"That's too low-level." Chi Wang pulled Tao Le over, then lowered his head, and licked Tao Le's wound: "Healed up so quickly?"

Looking at the neck with no bite marks left, Chi Wang wondered if he should bite harder next time.

"Is there? I still feel a little itchy."

"Well..." Chi Wang lowered his head and bit it down, who cares, if it disappears quickly, it will be fine if he bites it every day, anyway, we have to leave some marks on Tao Le's body, lest any human being dare to catch me Chi Rim's possessions!

"Easy... Take it easy... It hurts... It's bleeding again!" Tao Le tilted his head, not daring to move, and could only complain while being bitten by Chi Wang.

The next day, Chi Wang went out refreshed, and Tao Le changed into a high-necked dress.

"Your Majesty..."

"Huh?" Chi Wang responded in a good mood to Li Dan who followed behind.

"Well... I wanted to talk about yesterday, the book I gave you last time... I actually have another one here." He handed the book to Chi Wang while talking.

"Anything else?" Chi Wang took the doujinshi, and then flipped through it casually, "It looks a bit like... the martial arts cheats that humans call?"

"Yes!"

Chi Wang closed the book: "I'll go back and study. Since Tao Le is so weak, I'll show mercy and practice with him!"