The weakest zombie ever

Chi Wang took Tao Le and Zombie K out of the base for two or three miles before putting them down.

After the zombie K girl landed safely, she consciously minimized her sense of existence, but Tao Le looked at Chi Wang and asked, "Why don't you run away!"

"Do you really want me to move you back?" Chi Wang glanced at Tao Le, this pet is really... Really pushes an inch!And it's fine to hug you, isn't there another one?Why... why are you so generous?

"You suddenly changed your face. Isn't there something important? You can't beat them, can you?" Tao Le looked not far away, thinking that there was something important.

"It's really stupid! I can't beat them? Just those people, fight me, and they will be wiped out in minutes!" Then he looked at Tao Le with a disgusted look on his face, "If it weren't for you, who is holding back, As for me running away? Just you... I don't know what to say, I thought you were pretending. If there was a real fight, I would be fine, but you will definitely be arrested and threaten me... Although you are arrested It doesn't threaten me either, but I hate feeling threatened."

Tao Le squatted down: "Don't speak so bluntly, is it okay? Is it okay if I am wrong? When I go back, I must exercise more. Is it okay to exercise my abilities?"

Chi Wang poked Tao Le's head in disgust: "It's just you? You need to find out what your abilities are before you talk about it!"

"Can you stop poking people's pain points so accurately?"

"That also requires you to have pain points to be poked!"

Tao Le stood up abruptly, and then said, "Chi Wang, I realized that I haven't seen you for a long time, and you are not only smart, but also have a vicious tongue!"

"That's because you are too stupid."

"...However, I am still very touched that you can come to save me."

"...just on the way."

"Well, we were going north, but you stopped by the south to save me." Then he added with a moved face, "Enen, I know, you are on the way, on the way!"

The zombie girl K who was hiding in a group of onlookers turned her head away from looking at the beautiful picture: Well, I finally found out what was wrong.The relationship between the two of them... two... is so good.

But now Tao Le is wholeheartedly trying to please her "savior".After all, I thought it was impossible to save myself, but now not only came, but also came alone... No matter how I think about it, I feel very comfortable. (Zombie K girl has been properly ignored in this way)

Tao Le began to deliberately please. Although Chi Wan was still arrogant, he did not reject Tao Le's courtship, and enjoyed it with peace of mind.

Even if he is as dull as a zombie, he still finds that the atmosphere between these two is a bit subtle!For example, Tao Le is not as deliberately courteous to Chi Wang as before, and although Chi Wang bullies and squeezes Tao Le from time to time, he still feels a little pampered.

When Chi Wang needs something, Tao Le is always ready at the first time, sometimes even in front of Chi Wang before Chi Wang makes a sound.Although it's not much different from before, but...however you look at it, I feel more attentive than before, and since I was rescued, I haven't complained to the zombie K girl, and I still secretly giggle in the corner from time to time.

However, Chi Wang, who is different from Tao Le, requires Tao Le to appear in front of him every minute, and feels as if he is suffering from skin hunger and thirst, and wants to touch or touch Tao Le from time to time.As soon as Tao Le was no longer by his side, he started to stare at the zombie girl K, and stopped until she pulled Tao Le back.

Today's zombies are all fanatical pursuers of power.For them: feelings or something, that is an obstacle!Love or something, can I eat it?

Zombie K girl had no idea that these two actually fell in love!Of course, Chi Wang and Tao Le are fans of the authorities, completely ignorant of their own intentions.After all, you can count on a straight man to quickly find himself bent.As for Chi Wang's arrogance, it's even more impossible to think that he likes Tao Le, at most Tao Le loves him.

So along the way, the zombie K girl was blinded by this pair.No matter how much I admire Chi Wang and how good-tempered I am, I still want to yell at Chi Wang and Tao Le: You really treat me as a maid, right?I am a zombie, a capable zombie, I can't be so overqualified!Moreover, your Majesty, you are going to lead us to rule the world, why do I feel...the relationship between you and Tao Le is not quite right now?Although it is the relationship between the owner and the pet, if you have a pet and forget your subordinates like this, you are going too far!Also, why can you run away with Tao Le, but not me?Your Majesty, your speed is too fast, I can't catch up with you!Also... Also, my lord, your noble hands cannot be used to hold or caress pets all day long, those hands should be used for fighting!Also... And, my lord, even if you want Tao Le to serve you, can you enjoy it?Why do you reach out and touch this and where from time to time!

When the zombie K girls were about to break out in silence, they had already caught up with the main force.

And after returning to the zombie army, Tao Le received cordial greetings from the zombie partners.And the zombie K girl was finally released...and said that she would never go on missions with this pair again, feeling so tired...so lonely.

"Tao Le, how is it? Have you been arrested or beaten? Have you been electrocuted or dissected? Or have your nails pulled out or your fingers pinched? I read a book recently... I suddenly discovered that there are still such cruel people among human beings. Yes." Li Dan looked at Tao Le worriedly, then grabbed his hand and checked it several times.

"...So, Eggy, can I know what book you're reading?"

Li Dan took out and took out two books from the bag behind his back, and handed them over: "Although the king said that reading books is a waste of time, I was worried about you, so I looked at them, but I just looked at the pictures. …I don’t even know what book it is.”

Tao Le looked at Li Dan's baby face, and looked at the two books: Ten Tortures in the Manchu Qing Dynasty and Anatomy.

Then he asked silently: "Well, have you learned the content in it?"

Li Dan turned his head: "It's scary to look at. I dare not look at it just by looking at it. I'm afraid I will have nightmares." It's terrible, and if I get caught, I'm done."

Tao Le: "...Then what do you think when you go to eat people?" Zombies actually think humans are scary, what a joke.

Li Dan thought for a while: "Didn't you just eat like that? What else...Compared to this, isn't it very simple to eat? And we all eat crystal nuclei now, people or something...the energy is too little!"

When Tao Le was about to say something, he was dragged away by Chi Wang.

Li Dan looked at the leaving figures of Tao Le and Chi Wang, and asked with some doubts: "Have you never eaten Tao Le?"

Tao Le just wanted to say: I'll go!If you want to be so cruel, you are not afraid of cannibalism or anything, but you are afraid of having nightmares when you look at a bloody picture, are you kidding me?

And I made up my mind, adding that the zombies knew that the Manchu torture was invented by the Qing Dynasty people, and then saw human beings wearing Qing Dynasty costumes, and then combing a hairstyle with a money rat tail, confronting the zombies.As a result, when the zombie saw that image, he ran away in a panic... It's really unimaginable.

"As soon as you came back, you forgot your master at any time?" Chi Wang firmly refused to admit it. When he saw Tao Le and those zombies talking cordially, he felt uncomfortable!What do you want to do instead of running around me and talking to other zombies?It seems that I have spoiled you too much recently!

Tao Le hugged Chi Wang suddenly, handed over the book in his hand, and asked, "What do you think when you read it?"

Chi Wang looked at the two books in Tao Le's hand, turned his head and said, "Don't read it!"

You guy, you just want me to make a fool of yourself, don't you?Wait until I educate you in the evening, let you know what is the master and what is the favor!

"Look, look!" Tao Le pushed Chi Wang beside him.

"Huh!" Chi Wang snorted, then took the book and flipped through it casually.

"How do you feel?"

I looked down and saw that there were more paintings and fewer words, which was okay: "How can I feel?"

"Don't feel scared?"

"That's it?" Chi Wang slapped the book on the ground, then pointed at the book on the ground with disdain: "Or do you want me to try it on you?"

"No, no... just ask, hey, ask! Well, let's take a bath at night..."

Chi Wang looked at Tao Le's still fair face: "Huh!"

"Well, let me help you take a shower, wash your hair by the way, and have a full-body massage?"

"Humph~"

"I sleep next to you at night?"

"Hmph~" After being satisfied, Chi Wang was finally satisfied.Then he waved his hand, expressing his generous release: "Go get ready!"

Tao Le patted his chest as he walked: "It's okay, it's okay! So...not every zombie is afraid of it? Hehe...So Dandan, you are a coward!"

After seeing Tao Le leave, Chi Wang picked up the book. In fact, this kind of book with pictures is also good for entertainment, so he went to Li Dan and said, "Go and find me some books with more pictures!"

"Oh? Your Majesty, didn't you say you don't want to read these useless things? Why do you want them again now?"

Chi Wang threw the book directly into Li Dan's face: "Go if you are told, so what are you doing?"

Will he tell Li Dan that he impatiently flipped through two pages of the last book before throwing it away?

"Actually... Your Majesty... that book last time was basically all pictures."

"It's all pictures?"

"Yes, after reading it, my whole body is hot..."

hot?Can it evolve?

Where did I put that book?Looks like Tao Le?

Chi Wang thought for a while, then turned around and planned to go to Tao Le to ask for that book to study.

"..." Majesty, I actually want to say, I still have a copy... I was not willing to throw it away at the time...

The author has something to say:

The small entertainment theater mentioned in the last chapter~

A long time later, humans and zombies lived in peace, and the earth began to enter a period of relatively rapid development.

Human beings are very curious about the cute zombies, so human reporters risked their lives and invited several members of the zombie army to participate in a talk show.

Host A: Next, we will invite our special guests Tao Lele, Chi Wang, Li Dan, Zombies A, C, and K to play.

So everyone saw Zombies A, C, and K respectfully clearing the way ahead and Mr. Dandan following behind, while Tao Le came to the studio hall with a smile on his face, pulling a reluctant Chi Wang.

Host A: It seems that our zombie king is not very willing.

Chi Wang: Are you being treated like a monkey when you come up?

Host A: ...

Tao Le pushed Chi Wang: I'm sorry... I slept a little late yesterday, and I was called to film a show early this morning, so I was a little angry.

Host A: It's all right!Zombie King's popularity is very high now, playing big names and so on, fans think it's cute.So the talk show starts now!

*************I am the dividing line to start recording the program****************

Host: Back when zombies and humans were fighting each other, everyone didn't know the character of zombies at all... But now, everyone likes you very much.Why don't you let everyone know about you first, and introduce yourself~

Tao Le: Hello everyone, I am Tao Le, everyone seems to have given me a lot of nicknames Tao Lele, Lele, Princess Xiang, Doubile, etc... Actually, I just want to say that among the zombies, I am definitely The kind with super high IQ~

(Fan: Enen... We know that in front of Chi Wang, he is always the kind of stupid _(:_"∠)_)

Chi Wang: Hmph, boring! (Turning head and glaring at Tao Le: You insisted on pulling me here, are you interested?)

(Fans: o(≧口≦)o I am so arrogant! Or it is the rhythm of desire and dissatisfaction, it is so cute o((>ω<))o)

Li Dan: Ahem...Actually, I still like to be called Li Goudan...Why don't you say this name is domineering?

(Fans: Eggy... I know you're stupid and cute, so don't act stupid anymore, okay... I can't bear it anymore~)

Zombie K: As the only female in the team, I say... In fact, my sense of existence has always been very weak.

(Fans: I don’t explain the assists of the K girl god, the idol of the rotten girls, the goal of struggle ヾ(≧fen≦)〃)

Zombie C: Is there anything to eat?I'm hungry……

(Fan: Mr. C, can you stop eating? If you continue to eat, your balls will live together with little A!)

Zombie A: The real winner in life does not explain.Please worship me!

(Fans: m(__)m worship, ask for skills! And Mr. A, who is your true love!)

Seeing that Yang Yang is so desperate, give me a job