The weakest zombie ever

After the hottest two months, the zombie army moved back to the base camp.After the kidnapping of Tao Le by the zombies, Tao Le couldn't leave Chi Wang's sight during the whole process.

After Tao Le and Chi Wang's last kiss incident, although there has been an essential breakthrough in their relationship, Tao Le is still awkward, and Chi Wang doesn't know what Tao Le is awkward about.

But Chi Wang found a new pleasure—in addition to biting Tao Le's neck to suck some blood every day, he also had to kiss Tao Le!

For Tao Le, this is simply... hooliganism at its highest level!To be so shameless as to want to kiss every day, and to be justifiable!You don't give me a title, you take advantage of me every day, it's unbearable, but... Tao Le didn't dare to resist, so he could only continue to endure.

Back at the original base, in order to avoid direct contact with Chi Wang, Tao Le had to find something to do by himself.Of course, in the process of working, at the same time, he spurned his tweaking.

"I'm a big man, so what? And... I also know that zombies have a negative EQ, so what's the matter!" Tao Le muttered to himself while wiping the table.

"I know! But I'm just angry... I feel like I'm at a disadvantage. Why should I worry about myself falling in love with a male zombie, but he has no pressure over there? It's not fair or fair!"

At this time, Chi Wang received a letter from a zombie.

I flipped through the letter, and it said: Zombie King's relatives.

Chi Wang stared at the five words for a long time.

It knows me, but I don't know it.

Ignoring the five words, Chi Wang opened the envelope, and a piece of paper was filled with words.

Chi Wang stared for a few more minutes, then tore off the letter paper and the envelope in his hand expressionlessly, and felt that he was not relieved and set fire to destroy the fragments of the letter paper.

Is bullying zombies illiterate?What's so arrogant about you humans, aren't you more educated than our zombies, knowing a few more characters?As for being so red!bare!bare!to show off?

"Aww (what should the king do?)" The zombies looked at Chi Wang, thinking that he was angry when he saw the contents of the letter.

Then the content of the letter is self-evident, it must be to declare war!Our dignity, our pride, cannot just be trampled on by humans, we must take revenge!You must know that zombies have a very strong revenge psychology... and there is only one way to get revenge - beat them hard, until they are scared, and they beg for mercy, hum!

"Do your own thing, I have a plan!" Chi Wang looked around at the subordinates who were eager to try, sure enough...they are all impulsive people, and they can't hold their breath at all!You have to practice hard!

"Get out of here and practice, don't come back if you can't speak!"

I saw many high-level zombies rushing out one by one, muttering while walking: "Awww! Awww! (Practice and practice! Become stronger and stronger!)"

It's full of annoying guys.But what was written on that piece of paper?

Declare war on zombies?Or surrender to the zombies?Or are they actually trying to test the intentions of our zombie clan?

For the human side, Shen Nuo sent someone to deliver the letter to the zombie's territory.In his opinion, zombies can talk and escape, so what else can they not?Therefore, they never thought of a possible fact—the zombies could not read!

Among the zombies, the only one who could read was currently hiding from the pool because of his awkwardness.Therefore, it is not known what the human beings wrote in this letter.

Since the letter was sent out without any response, the researchers of the institute have been applying to capture Tao Le back.Because according to the data obtained from Zombie K, after repeated confirmation, they came to the conclusion that Tao Le's body has indeed gradually reduced the zombie virus.

This also means that either the zombie will gradually transform into a human, or the ability of the zombie is evolution!

This means hope for human beings.Therefore, people in the institute hope to arrest Tao Le again.As the key object of their research, and applied for sending special guards with supernatural powers to prevent being rescued again.

Moreover, being able to have such a powerful zombie rescue shows that Tao Le is different. Maybe they can also take this opportunity to learn more about the zombies and catch their weaknesses, so as to completely eliminate the zombies.

And when Tao Le was captured in the human base again, it was not the "mad scientists" of the research institute who greeted him, but Shen Nuo who sat quietly at the desk.

"..."

"..."

"I know you can understand human speech, so don't pretend for me." Shen Nuo said slowly with his hands crossed under his chin.

"I don't know what you're going to say." Tao Le knew that the person in front of him was probably the head of the human base, so he turned his head and didn't dare to look at him. "And don't you understand it! Kidnapping important personnel for no reason is despicable!"

Obviously, Shen Nuo heard Tao Le's words: "Heh, how do you know that I didn't fight first? Are you in charge of the zombies?"

Tao Le: "...(Why do I have a premonition that I don't want... I won't guess it...)"

"Before I kidnapped you, I sent a letter to the supreme commander of the zombies...Do you call it the Zombie Emperor or the Zombie King?" Shen Nuo raised his eyebrows slightly, looking at Tao Le who was extremely depressed.

"I knew it..." Chi Wang is indeed an idiot!He didn't tell me anything when he received the letter, and he didn't know how to read and didn't study hard. I will teach him how to read first when he goes back! ←In fact, Chi Wang thinks that since he doesn’t know how to read, a fool like Tao Le must also not know, so it’s useless to find him!He wouldn't say that he accidentally tore up the letter because he was angry out of embarrassment!

"Since you don't even know about this kind of thing, I don't think your status among the zombies is underestimated." Shen Nuo sighed meaningfully.

"No status? Those bastards don't even know a few big characters. Do you think they will read you if you write a polite letter?" Tao Le, who was hit by Shen Nuo's pain point, jumped up.Dare to say that he has no status. Doesn't this mean that he is currently following Chi Wang with no name or distinction?What's the meaning?Does that mean he posted it backwards?Can zombies understand this?Don't think that Tao Le doesn't know about these twists and turns since he hasn't been in society!

Apparently Tao Le misunderstood... Shen Nuo's meaning is obvious, Tao Le is too weak, too easy to be kidnapped, if not because of his own important value and some personal reasons... he would not have spent so much effort to Kidnap the zombie Tao Le!But Tao Le misunderstood that Shen Nuo said that he and Chi Wang were ambiguous and had no name or distinction!

So the IQ of zombies in love is urgent!

Shen Nuo: "..." So, the "book" that I spent all my time brewing overnight, and wrote articles that were deleted or deleted, may not be sent to the hands of the head of the zombie at all, and may be A certain little zombie who couldn't read was thrown away as waste paper?Which bastard said that zombies are smart?Get out of here quickly, I promise not to kill him!I worked so hard all night to write an article, but it was so blind!I don’t know if the soldiers can’t write anything except self-criticism?It's hard to be human...and then work for nothing!Those lunatics from the research institute quickly get out of here, I promise I will beat you to death every minute!

"Are you... all right?" Tao Le finished being angry, and when he saw Shen Nuo's constipated face, he felt bad all of a sudden!You won't be murdered, will you?

"Ahem..." Soldiers who can't write essays can't afford to be hurt!

"What's your name?"

"Tao Le."

"Tao Le, right... as the first zombie to communicate with humans... why don't we talk?"

"...What are you talking about?" Looking at Shen Nuo's malicious smile, Tao Le shrank back.

"I'm Shen Nuo."

"what?"

"You...haven't heard of me?" Shouldn't it?It stands to reason that even before the end of the world, I should be very famous!You must know that as the youngest major general in the world, he should often appear on TV after all.

"I've never heard of it!" Tao Le shook his head. As an otaku who spends all day in three-dimensional and Two-dimensional, national affairs are far away from him, and he never pays attention to them... Tao Le said——I don't care about national affairs. !

All I have ever received are "Awww!" or "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"Zombies should have no memory, so I don't know if I can forgive them. As a magnanimous major general, Shen Nuo said - I am not angry, not angry at all!

"Okay, since I don't know each other, let me introduce myself again. Shen Nuo, once a major general of country C, is currently the head of the supernatural group of country C and the general of the human survival base." After finishing speaking, his eyes shone with confidence. .

"Understood, the current leader of country C, and the head of that group of lunatics ←← Cliff is also a lunatic."

"..." Sure enough, the brain circuits of zombies and humans are completely different... I am neither angry nor angry.

"Actually...we have checked your body."

Tao Le clasped his arms around his chest and took a few steps back: "I tell you! I will definitely not go to that research institute, don't think I don't know... It's electric shock and dissection, horror research institute or something... It’s scary when you think about it.”

"..." May I ask, why are zombies afraid of the research institute?Shen Nuo settled down, as expected, communicating with zombies is a very tiring task, and one must have perseverance: "We found from the data on your body that you are evolving the zombie virus in your body step by step. If possible... In the near future, you may become a human."

May become human... become human... become human... human... human...

Tao Le suddenly felt that the little bud that had just been born in his heart withered with a "swoosh"!

Becoming a human means... He and Chi Wang are not of the same race anymore!

How to fall in love with different races!

The author has something to say: In fact, you should know that the genes of brother and Chi Wang were born by the same mother~

I’m going out tomorrow, I don’t know when I’ll be back, maybe it’s going to be another day, tears in my eyes… I’ll try my best to come back~