The weakest zombie ever

To this day, zombies and humans basically have no intersections except for competing for land and crystal nuclei.Humans' understanding of zombies is as simple and direct as zombies' understanding of humans.Because these understandings are just summed up by relying on human subjective guesses in several battles.

Zombies have the following weaknesses:

1. Zombies are afraid of heat (every time the weather is hot or at noon, the probability of humans encountering zombies will be greatly reduced. Historians comment: hot will not take off clothes! Sure enough, zombies are an uncivilized race!);

2. Zombies are not afraid of death.

3. Zombies don't pay attention to hygiene (because every zombie I've seen is dirty! Historians commented: Sure enough, they are all at the biological level, not qualified at all!);

4. Zombies have evolved to a certain level, they should have thinking and know how to cooperate (it can be seen from five battles that they could not beat two. Historians commented: This is a major evolutionary basis, zombies are a constantly evolving race!);

5. Zombies have evolved to a certain extent and can speak, but this is not known whether it is a mutant species or the inevitability of evolution (recounted by five people who have personally experienced it. Historian evaluation: Breakthrough, a creature that can speak human language! Important in history breakthrough!).

Except for a handful of points, the nails and teeth of zombies are extremely lethal.But the good news is that the number of zombies has been greatly reduced because of the large number of hunting and killing of weaker zombies, and the fact that zombies have not been found to reproduce so far.At present, apart from the zombies above the third level, there are very few zombies of the second level, and the first-level zombies, human beings have also asserted that they are either on the verge of extinction or have already become extinct.

Although it feels like humans have the upper hand, to be precise, there are more and more dangers lurking around humans.

And now the people in the base are also divided into two factions, radicals and conservatives.

Radicals said: Zombies should be wiped out!wipe out!Just destroy them all!Because only when they are eliminated, can human beings live and work in peace and contentment and thrive!

The conservatives said: We should wait for the opportunity and wait for the zombies to kill each other. We just need to consume slowly and wait quietly. One day the zombies will be extinct without us doing it!And don't forget, zombies don't reproduce!

The radicals retorted: Slowly consume...how long will it take, and if the zombies will multiply...are we human beings waiting to be slaughtered?

Conservatives retort: ​​But in terms of fighting, do you think the energy consumption of human beings can afford it now?Not to mention that although the number of zombies may be less than that of humans, have you ever been to the rear of the zombies?Why don't you know what's behind... What if it's a larger army of zombies?

So radicals and conservatives argue endlessly.

Radicals have only one idea: war!war!war!

Conservatives, too, thought: Wait!wait!wait!

So after a lot of fighting and arguing... still no answer.So the high-level human beings said: Well, everyone, stop fighting!We are democratic, since both sides account for half of the number, why don't we neutralize?

The final conclusion is: hurry up and train the supernatural beings, be ready to fight at any time, and at the same time dispatch the vanguard to penetrate into the enemy's interior, on the one hand to obtain information, and on the other hand, strive to capture one or two samples for research.

Zombie A and Zombie B (Li Dan) who caused this big trouble don't know that their whim caused big trouble at this time.Two zombies are leading a large army of zombies to migrate.

It is undeniable that zombies are afraid of the heat. When Tao Le lived alone in the base, he was provided with air conditioners and ice cubes every day, so he spent several years safely... But most zombies don't know how to use air conditioners and ice cubes. You must know that not every base has complete solar power supply equipment like the base where Tao Le used to stay, and not every zombie knows how to use air conditioners like Tao Le, and it is even more impossible that every zombie can use ice cubes to defuse it. heat.

Therefore, when summer comes, the zombies all migrate to cooler places, and if it is impossible, they can only soak in the water every day to escape the heat.

This is Tao Le's first time migrating with the large group of zombies. He has never seen it before, so he is very curious.If it wasn't because Chi Wang was dragging him, Tao Le probably wouldn't know where he was left at this time.It is precisely because of this that Chi Wang specially put on a fancy dress for Tao Le, plus the apron that he saw at first sight. Li Zhi dressed Tao Le as a moving "flower bush", and he could see Tao Le at first sight. .

Although he protested against his own image repeatedly, it is clear that Chi Wang is still determined to go his own way.Tao Le can only bear this image, and at the same time bear all the zombies: You look good, you have good taste, this outfit is really too dazzling, too tasteful, and too tasteful!

Tao Le closed his eyes silently and said: "What you can't see is what you see, I don't know this group of zombies whose appreciation level is dead!"

Fortunately, Tao Le's troubles come and go quickly, and he has other fun soon after he hasn't traveled for a long time.

You must know that Tao Le is an otaku, but he also had a heart that loved traveling.But this heart has never warmed up since it was hit twice.

The first time was when Tao Le was in high school, Eleven Tao Le's parents planned to take Tao Le on a self-driving tour.On the [-]th of that year, it seems that a new policy has just been announced, that is, there will be no tolls for expressways on National Day!Tao's father and Tao's mother had a good plan. They left early on October [-]st, so that they would not encounter the rush hour... As a result, Tao Le was pulled up after five o'clock in the morning... There was still a short distance from the intersection of the expressway. The traffic jam started after [-] km... It turned out that many people were waiting here in the middle of the night...

As a result, one can imagine that a person like Tao Le who does not suffer from motion sickness, was dizzy from the shaking of the car that kept going and stopping while sitting in the car.What you see along the way is people besides traffic jams, so you still have the opportunity to enjoy the scenery along the way!

From then on, Tao Le decided not to go out to play during holidays!It's really a wife who travels on statutory holidays... It's scary!

And the second time, it dealt Tao Le a devastating blow.Tao's father and Tao's mother originally planned to take Tao Le out for a trip, but at the originally scheduled time, it happened that Tao Le had a competition and couldn't go.Therefore, Tao's father and Tao's mother can only fly the plane by themselves and plan to go abroad for a while.But... when flying back, there was an air crash... Poor Tao Le lost her parents in just a short moment... One can imagine how huge the blow was.

It's even more impossible for Tao Le to like traveling!I didn't even dare to take a plane.

Migrating with the zombie group this time, looking at the large number of zombies... Tao Le felt instantly: I was able to live among so many zombies for a few months... and I was able to live so safely, it was really... so lucky !

But with so many zombies, it seemed that they were very respectful to Chi Wang.

Tao Le walked beside Chi Wang, tugged on Chi Wang's sleeve, and asked, "By the way...you're not their boss, are you?"

Chi Wang is wearing a suit today, but he obviously feels a little hot... At first, he wanted to take off his clothes, but then remembered that when he was leaving, Tao Le seemed to have praised him for being a clothes hanger by nature. It looks good.Chi Wang hesitated for a moment, then summoned ice cubes with his right hand and held them in his hand to cool down.

And Tao Le's pull happened to be his hand holding the ice cube.

Chi Wang hurriedly flicked Tao Le's hand, then straightened his sleeves solemnly and said slowly: "What are you pulling! He is so frizzy that he doesn't look like my Chi Wang person at all!" Le, found that Tao Le didn't notice anything wrong, and hurriedly stuffed the ice cubes into his pants pocket to destroy the drama.

Tao Le thought that Chi Wang was just wearing new clothes, and he didn't want to get scratched and wrinkled, so he hurriedly and thoughtfully helped him tidy up his clothes, and continued to ask, "Oh! Then why do they listen to you so much?"

Chi Wang raised his head proudly, and looked at Tao Le like an idiot: "If you don't listen to me, who else will you listen to? Could it be you?"

"Could it be...you are actually the zombie king?"

"Wang Duo is out of style, call me the Zombie King!" Then he added with an expression that you should feel honored: "You know, it's like you call me that, but many zombies dare not dream of it, and I Allowing you to call me Chi Wang, you should feel content, you know he doesn't even have the qualifications!"

Li Dan, who was pointed at by Chi Wang, bowed his head humbly, and agreed with this: "Yes, you should feel that you have been unlucky for eight lifetimes, and you are honored to be given such a privilege."

Tao Le twitched the corner of his mouth and corrected: "Well...the blood mold can't be used here after eight lifetimes."

"Oh, sorry, I'm still learning to use idioms, so what should I use?"

"The ancestors burned high incense...or it's just bad luck...it's okay."

Li Dan genuinely nodded, and then said solemnly again: "You should feel that your ancestors burnt high incense to take shit luck, and you are honored to be given such a privilege."

Chi Wang nodded, although he felt that there was nothing wrong with the description of blood mold in eight lifetimes, but since Tao Le said it was there... Although he knew fewer words than him, it was still necessary for the majesty that his subordinates should have De: "Well, if you have time, discuss it with Tao Le more, so as not to become illiterate!"

"Good king!"

"..." To these two zombies, Tao Le said that the two of you are no different, and Chi Wang, don't think I don't know what your expression means!And isn't your sentence just like laughing at a hundred steps at fifty steps?

Are you sure you are not illiterate?

Then seeing Li Dan nodding in a serious manner, he took out a booklet from his arms and handed it to Chi Wang, saying, "My lord... this is a book I found when I went out, and I think it might be useful to us! "

Chi Wang picked up the book, looked at it solemnly, then nodded and said, "OK, I'll go back and study it!"

The author has something to say: Tao Le: "Chi Wang, do you know those three characters?"

Chi Wang: "..."

Tao Le: "So hurry up and tear up that book!"

Chi Wang: "Why?"

Guess what book that is?