The weakest zombie ever
Chapter 29 I Was Really Kidnapped
Tao Le inadvertently glanced at the cover of the book in Chi Wang's hand, and then... Jiongjiong found that Chi Wang had taken the book upside down, and at the same time, the bright title of the book was presented in front of him.
Chi Wang was still studying the book that Li Dan gave him, but to his embarrassment, he was indeed illiterate and had no idea what was written on the cover of the book.When he was about to open the book, Tao Le held him down and suggested, "Well, my lord, let me put this book away for you! It's not good to read while walking, it will ruin your eyes."
Chi Wang pushed Tao Le's hand away, and then took back the book: "Why do you hold it, put it here!"
Chi Wang put the book back into his arms, and looked at Tao Le warily: "What are your plans?"
Tao Le stared intently at the book in the pocket of Chi Wang's chest: "I...what can I plan!"
Chi Wang patted Tao Le's shoulder reassuringly: "I'll teach you after I have studied it thoroughly!"
You must know that he hasn't researched it yet. If Tao Le finds out, wouldn't he lose face? I'd better study it secretly before showing Tao Le.
Tao Le: "..."
At this time, Tao Le glanced at the book on Chi Wang's chest again, turned his head and roared in his heart: "Do you know what an educational book is? Picking up a book from the street is better than the one in Chi Wang's hand." The book is great! Even that dictionary is fine, Eggy, what on earth did you think, you actually gave Chi Wang a doujinshi! You need to know about doujinshi... Should I say you are lucky or not? It’s not a magazine, it’s a newspaper, it’s not a novel, it’s actually a doujinshi, and it’s a limited edition! And it’s estimated that these zombie bumpkins don’t know the deep meaning in the doujinshi. But the content in it is even more exciting ..."
This matter starts with Tao Le's university life. Tao Le's university is a liberal arts school, so there are a lot of girls in the school.Then after all kinds of girls gather, boys generally like to discuss quietly, and divide the girls into several categories: goddess level, girlfriend level, female man buddy level and not close friends level.
Of course, the goddess level is the type that boys can only look at from a distance; the girlfriend level is the type that can be pursued and can be pursued after going through twists and turns; the female man level is needless to say As long as they are brothers, it’s good to be a brother; but those who cannot be friends with each other are the restricted areas for boys, and they will detour when they see them!
Poor Tao Le, once mistakenly mistakenly regarded the unfriendly type as a girlfriend, and the consequences can be imagined. Since then, she was caught by that girl, and she couldn't escape... And that girl is Shen Jiajia!
And Shen Jiajia, as a senior rotten girl, her usual hobbies besides YY are reading pure love novels, and she will read doujinshi when she has some free time.And Tao Le invited Shen Jiajia to study at the beginning because of his pursuit of Shen Jiajia, and accidentally found a certain popular fanzine that she carried with her... As you can imagine, the books and water glasses on the table were knocked down by Tao Le. Tao Le not only received strange looks from other students in his room, but also received ridicule from Shen Jiajia who made a fuss.Of course, for Shen Jiajia, a straight man like Tao Le is also very touching~
So for a long time since that time, Tao Le was very afraid of Shen Jiajia's eyes, and after Shen Jiajia expressed her support for him and Yang Wu, every time Tao Le saw Shen Jiajia, it was like a mouse seeing a cat, for fear that this woman would say something surprising Come on.
And in the book in Chi Wang's hand, there were only three words - Tongrenzhi!In an instant, Tao Le's entire zombie body became ill.
Doujinshi!These zombies know what stuff, if they are curious and want to learn some of the above content, wouldn't it be miserable?Tao Le has a premonition that things will become unpredictable, so it's better to snatch the book from Chi Wang's hand!
With a purpose, it is natural to try hard to please Chi Wang: "Oh, it's such a hot day, are you hot? Why don't you take off your coat and let me hold it for you?"
In the summer, Chi Wang was already wearing a suit, so one can imagine how difficult it was.But remembering Tao Le's compliment to him before departure, Chi Wang silently withdrew his claws that were about to tear his clothes.Then quietly condense a large piece of ice in the hand to cool down.Hearing Tao Le's question, Chi Wang silently put the ice cubes in his hand to cool down in his trouser pocket, then looked at Tao Le silently for a while, until he felt guilty after showing him, then said: "No, but It's just a little hot! I know you care about me, but... I'm not as weak as you think!"
Tao Le: "...(I really don't want to care about you...I just want to grab the clothes and destroy the book!)"
After a while, Tao Le ran up to Chi Wang again, and asked enthusiastically, "Why don't we take a rest? You know you're covered in dust in this dress, take it off and I'll help you." Tidy up."
Chi Wang looked at the sky, and it was indeed time to rest.So he ordered the whole team to renovate, then took out the book from his breast pocket, took off his clothes and handed it to Tao Le, who sat on a rock not far away by himself and planned to flip through the book.
Tao Le: "...(Will the memory almost die? Will it die?)"
Seeing that Chi Wang has gently turned the pages of the book...
So Tao Le turned his head and didn't look at it anymore. At worst, he wanted to study and let him go to Eggy by himself... Anyway, I don't cooperate.Even though he thought so, Tao Le suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness in his heart.
But Chi Wang, who was sitting over there reading the book alone, became irritable: Nima, what kind of stuff is this, why are it all words!I don't know that I don't know how to read, but I dare to give me that book with so many characters!
Then I turned another page. Compared with the content of the previous page, this page is just the number of pages... Chi Wang felt that he would never read books in the future. The doujinshi, which is considered thin, was put aside casually, and he lost interest in reading the contents. After staying for a while, he felt that Tao Le should think that after studying this book, he would hold that book in his hand , Go directly to Tao Le.When passing by Tao Le, he threw the book to Tao Le and said casually: "Study hard!"
Tao Le: "囧!"
Then he hurriedly put away the doujinshi, looked at Chi Wang secretly, and thought: What does it mean to take a good look at it?Is it because he can't read it, so he deliberately told me to take a good look at it; or has he already finished reading it, so he asked me to study hard and discuss it with me?
Damn, half-talked, the most annoying and tormenting thing that makes people think about it!
Tao Le secretly took out the book from his arms, looked left and right like a thief, and found that there were no zombies staring at him, so he hurriedly found a corner and flipped through the pages.
The purpose of entering was a certain complex, Tao Le shook his hands in fright, and then the doujinshi fell to the ground.
Did Chi Wang see the contents inside? If so, what happened to be so peaceful?Tao Le used to think that the zombies were just stupid, but now he was afraid that they would pretend to understand when they didn't understand. He was completely different from the zombies!
but!In any case, it would be better to burn this book!
Tao Le quietly picked up the book, took out a lighter, and prepared to find a corner to burn the book.But the premise is to stay away from the pool!
So Tao Le quietly walked to a place where there were relatively few zombies.He took out the doujinshi and put it on the ground, planning to "destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces". If Chi Wang finds out, he will say that he has a bad memory and forgot where he put it, and then he will just refuse to admit it!
Tao Le praised his IQ while lighting the fire.Sure enough, among the zombie crowd, our IQ must come out on top!
After watching the "corpse" of the doujinshi disappear into the "blazing fire", Tao Le clapped his hands in satisfaction, then stood up, intending to return to the zombie team.The moment he stood up, he felt a hard knock on his back.
"It hurts!" Tao Le rubbed his neck, and then he planned to turn around to see who did the ruthless beating. After returning, he must file a complaint and ask Chi Wang to teach the zombie who beat him a lesson.
But before Tao Le continued to speak, there was another click behind him, and the attacker whispered: "If you catch a zombie, you can still talk!"
If it was still the original Tao Le, after such a strong two strokes, he must have fainted, but he had only advanced to the second level some time ago, and his body has become much stronger, so even though he was strong and suffered these two strokes, he was still awake .
"Wait...you are..." Before Tao Le finished speaking, he was tied up with an iron chain, and then a large piece of cloth was stuffed into his mouth.
"It's lucky, this zombie has no nails, otherwise we would have lost a lot of people if we caught such a zombie." Let me see this zombie!
Tao Le was tied up, and the target was more than a dozen humans with strange potions on their bodies.There is some inquiry and fear in the eyes of those humans.
Tao Le wanted to break free from the chains on his body.
But just when he had this plan, the defense and fear in the eyes of these ten people... and the chains on his body were getting tighter and tighter, telling this Tao Le that he was arrested!
Captured by humans who used to be of the same race, but still subconsciously think they are of the same kind.They are afraid of themselves, afraid of themselves...
"But how many levels does this zombie have? Is it the talking zombie I met last time?" one of them asked.
A relatively thin person next to him observed Tao Le, and then replied: "It's hard to say, according to our guess, talking zombies are at least the third-level middle-level or above, but this zombie... doesn't feel like it, is it a mutant zombie? "
The eyes of the few people who came with them lit up when they heard the word mutant zombie.
Then the emaciated man continued to order: "No matter, even if it is not a mutant, it is still a talking and thinking person! Our goal this time has been achieved, and zero casualties are a good thing, don't take risks, I have a hunch to continue If we go down, we will be in bad luck! Order to go down and retreat!"
Then more than a dozen human beings with supernatural powers ran towards the human base with Tao Le.
As for the large army of zombies who were still resting in place, none of them noticed that the little pet of their own Zombie King was missing...
Chi Wang was still studying the book that Li Dan gave him, but to his embarrassment, he was indeed illiterate and had no idea what was written on the cover of the book.When he was about to open the book, Tao Le held him down and suggested, "Well, my lord, let me put this book away for you! It's not good to read while walking, it will ruin your eyes."
Chi Wang pushed Tao Le's hand away, and then took back the book: "Why do you hold it, put it here!"
Chi Wang put the book back into his arms, and looked at Tao Le warily: "What are your plans?"
Tao Le stared intently at the book in the pocket of Chi Wang's chest: "I...what can I plan!"
Chi Wang patted Tao Le's shoulder reassuringly: "I'll teach you after I have studied it thoroughly!"
You must know that he hasn't researched it yet. If Tao Le finds out, wouldn't he lose face? I'd better study it secretly before showing Tao Le.
Tao Le: "..."
At this time, Tao Le glanced at the book on Chi Wang's chest again, turned his head and roared in his heart: "Do you know what an educational book is? Picking up a book from the street is better than the one in Chi Wang's hand." The book is great! Even that dictionary is fine, Eggy, what on earth did you think, you actually gave Chi Wang a doujinshi! You need to know about doujinshi... Should I say you are lucky or not? It’s not a magazine, it’s a newspaper, it’s not a novel, it’s actually a doujinshi, and it’s a limited edition! And it’s estimated that these zombie bumpkins don’t know the deep meaning in the doujinshi. But the content in it is even more exciting ..."
This matter starts with Tao Le's university life. Tao Le's university is a liberal arts school, so there are a lot of girls in the school.Then after all kinds of girls gather, boys generally like to discuss quietly, and divide the girls into several categories: goddess level, girlfriend level, female man buddy level and not close friends level.
Of course, the goddess level is the type that boys can only look at from a distance; the girlfriend level is the type that can be pursued and can be pursued after going through twists and turns; the female man level is needless to say As long as they are brothers, it’s good to be a brother; but those who cannot be friends with each other are the restricted areas for boys, and they will detour when they see them!
Poor Tao Le, once mistakenly mistakenly regarded the unfriendly type as a girlfriend, and the consequences can be imagined. Since then, she was caught by that girl, and she couldn't escape... And that girl is Shen Jiajia!
And Shen Jiajia, as a senior rotten girl, her usual hobbies besides YY are reading pure love novels, and she will read doujinshi when she has some free time.And Tao Le invited Shen Jiajia to study at the beginning because of his pursuit of Shen Jiajia, and accidentally found a certain popular fanzine that she carried with her... As you can imagine, the books and water glasses on the table were knocked down by Tao Le. Tao Le not only received strange looks from other students in his room, but also received ridicule from Shen Jiajia who made a fuss.Of course, for Shen Jiajia, a straight man like Tao Le is also very touching~
So for a long time since that time, Tao Le was very afraid of Shen Jiajia's eyes, and after Shen Jiajia expressed her support for him and Yang Wu, every time Tao Le saw Shen Jiajia, it was like a mouse seeing a cat, for fear that this woman would say something surprising Come on.
And in the book in Chi Wang's hand, there were only three words - Tongrenzhi!In an instant, Tao Le's entire zombie body became ill.
Doujinshi!These zombies know what stuff, if they are curious and want to learn some of the above content, wouldn't it be miserable?Tao Le has a premonition that things will become unpredictable, so it's better to snatch the book from Chi Wang's hand!
With a purpose, it is natural to try hard to please Chi Wang: "Oh, it's such a hot day, are you hot? Why don't you take off your coat and let me hold it for you?"
In the summer, Chi Wang was already wearing a suit, so one can imagine how difficult it was.But remembering Tao Le's compliment to him before departure, Chi Wang silently withdrew his claws that were about to tear his clothes.Then quietly condense a large piece of ice in the hand to cool down.Hearing Tao Le's question, Chi Wang silently put the ice cubes in his hand to cool down in his trouser pocket, then looked at Tao Le silently for a while, until he felt guilty after showing him, then said: "No, but It's just a little hot! I know you care about me, but... I'm not as weak as you think!"
Tao Le: "...(I really don't want to care about you...I just want to grab the clothes and destroy the book!)"
After a while, Tao Le ran up to Chi Wang again, and asked enthusiastically, "Why don't we take a rest? You know you're covered in dust in this dress, take it off and I'll help you." Tidy up."
Chi Wang looked at the sky, and it was indeed time to rest.So he ordered the whole team to renovate, then took out the book from his breast pocket, took off his clothes and handed it to Tao Le, who sat on a rock not far away by himself and planned to flip through the book.
Tao Le: "...(Will the memory almost die? Will it die?)"
Seeing that Chi Wang has gently turned the pages of the book...
So Tao Le turned his head and didn't look at it anymore. At worst, he wanted to study and let him go to Eggy by himself... Anyway, I don't cooperate.Even though he thought so, Tao Le suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness in his heart.
But Chi Wang, who was sitting over there reading the book alone, became irritable: Nima, what kind of stuff is this, why are it all words!I don't know that I don't know how to read, but I dare to give me that book with so many characters!
Then I turned another page. Compared with the content of the previous page, this page is just the number of pages... Chi Wang felt that he would never read books in the future. The doujinshi, which is considered thin, was put aside casually, and he lost interest in reading the contents. After staying for a while, he felt that Tao Le should think that after studying this book, he would hold that book in his hand , Go directly to Tao Le.When passing by Tao Le, he threw the book to Tao Le and said casually: "Study hard!"
Tao Le: "囧!"
Then he hurriedly put away the doujinshi, looked at Chi Wang secretly, and thought: What does it mean to take a good look at it?Is it because he can't read it, so he deliberately told me to take a good look at it; or has he already finished reading it, so he asked me to study hard and discuss it with me?
Damn, half-talked, the most annoying and tormenting thing that makes people think about it!
Tao Le secretly took out the book from his arms, looked left and right like a thief, and found that there were no zombies staring at him, so he hurriedly found a corner and flipped through the pages.
The purpose of entering was a certain complex, Tao Le shook his hands in fright, and then the doujinshi fell to the ground.
Did Chi Wang see the contents inside? If so, what happened to be so peaceful?Tao Le used to think that the zombies were just stupid, but now he was afraid that they would pretend to understand when they didn't understand. He was completely different from the zombies!
but!In any case, it would be better to burn this book!
Tao Le quietly picked up the book, took out a lighter, and prepared to find a corner to burn the book.But the premise is to stay away from the pool!
So Tao Le quietly walked to a place where there were relatively few zombies.He took out the doujinshi and put it on the ground, planning to "destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces". If Chi Wang finds out, he will say that he has a bad memory and forgot where he put it, and then he will just refuse to admit it!
Tao Le praised his IQ while lighting the fire.Sure enough, among the zombie crowd, our IQ must come out on top!
After watching the "corpse" of the doujinshi disappear into the "blazing fire", Tao Le clapped his hands in satisfaction, then stood up, intending to return to the zombie team.The moment he stood up, he felt a hard knock on his back.
"It hurts!" Tao Le rubbed his neck, and then he planned to turn around to see who did the ruthless beating. After returning, he must file a complaint and ask Chi Wang to teach the zombie who beat him a lesson.
But before Tao Le continued to speak, there was another click behind him, and the attacker whispered: "If you catch a zombie, you can still talk!"
If it was still the original Tao Le, after such a strong two strokes, he must have fainted, but he had only advanced to the second level some time ago, and his body has become much stronger, so even though he was strong and suffered these two strokes, he was still awake .
"Wait...you are..." Before Tao Le finished speaking, he was tied up with an iron chain, and then a large piece of cloth was stuffed into his mouth.
"It's lucky, this zombie has no nails, otherwise we would have lost a lot of people if we caught such a zombie." Let me see this zombie!
Tao Le was tied up, and the target was more than a dozen humans with strange potions on their bodies.There is some inquiry and fear in the eyes of those humans.
Tao Le wanted to break free from the chains on his body.
But just when he had this plan, the defense and fear in the eyes of these ten people... and the chains on his body were getting tighter and tighter, telling this Tao Le that he was arrested!
Captured by humans who used to be of the same race, but still subconsciously think they are of the same kind.They are afraid of themselves, afraid of themselves...
"But how many levels does this zombie have? Is it the talking zombie I met last time?" one of them asked.
A relatively thin person next to him observed Tao Le, and then replied: "It's hard to say, according to our guess, talking zombies are at least the third-level middle-level or above, but this zombie... doesn't feel like it, is it a mutant zombie? "
The eyes of the few people who came with them lit up when they heard the word mutant zombie.
Then the emaciated man continued to order: "No matter, even if it is not a mutant, it is still a talking and thinking person! Our goal this time has been achieved, and zero casualties are a good thing, don't take risks, I have a hunch to continue If we go down, we will be in bad luck! Order to go down and retreat!"
Then more than a dozen human beings with supernatural powers ran towards the human base with Tao Le.
As for the large army of zombies who were still resting in place, none of them noticed that the little pet of their own Zombie King was missing...
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