The weakest zombie ever

Tao Le disliked the things that Chi Wang gave him, and planned to exchange it with the zombies, but Chi Wang caught him straight, and then Chi Wang took him back to his house and rectified it.

But I have to say that Chi Wang has unprecedented tolerance and patience with Tao Le.To say why this is so, one is that Chi Wang really understood the importance of Tao Le during the days when Tao Le was in a coma; Le's interest not only failed to decrease but deepened day by day.Therefore, according to Chi Wan's temperament in the past, Tao Le would have died long ago without a whole body, but to this day, Tao Le is still living happily.

It can only be said that the current Chi Wang to Tao Le: very unusual!

Just because this is very unusual, Tao Le has recently been given the privilege to walk around the base as he pleases.

But obviously everyone has overlooked a very important thing.Although Tao Le was raised in the pond, there are only a few people who know him. You must know that there are a large number of zombies stationed in the base. Tao Le, a mobile roast chicken, walks around such a large number of zombies, the consequences can be imagined And know.

Tao Le was surrounded by three zombies wearing aprons.

Zombie A: "Aww! (Who is this guy? Why haven't I seen it? New here?)"

Zombie B: "Aww! (I've never seen it before, but it smells so good...do zombies smell that good?)"

Zombie C: "Aww! (By the way, there are no zombies around...the three of us, what's the matter! It smells so good, and it must taste good!)"

When Zombie A and Zombie B thought about it, their mouths were blistered after eating crystal nuclei every day, and it would be nice to change the taste!Hastily nodded in agreement with Zombie C's proposal.

So, Tao Le was kidnapped by three zombies before leaving the pond for half an hour...

After a long time, Tao Le once again tried the feeling of being a sandbag.

"Hey! You can't do this, you can't kidnap me! There are people above me!" Tao Le yelled loudly while patting his own zombie on his back.

Zombie A: "Aww! (Do you think this zombie is strange? He ran to speak human language without speaking zombie language, and it is obviously only a second-level zombie, but he can stay in the base!)"

Zombie C: "Aww? Aww! (It's really strange, and...the dress is not the style of zombies at all! Why does it feel weirder the more you look at it?)"

Zombie B: "Aww! (Yes, why are you shouting that there are people above me! It's very strange...for example, we called Master B and Master A?)"

Zombie C: "Aww? (You mean... let them eat?)"

Zombie B: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lord B and Lord A are now the big stars in front of the king, we just sacrificed a little bit of food, and it’s not that we can’t eat at all, maybe we can be second to Lord A in the future!)”

Zombie A: "Aww! (It makes sense, I actually feel speechless!)"

So three zombies, A, B, and C, respectfully invited zombies A and B over.

Tao Le was tied up in a corner, his hands and feet were bound, and he couldn't move at all.He also saw zombies A, B, and C looking at him with red eyes, and wanted to know what the three zombies were planning.

Don't you just want to eat Tao Le?

"Hello! Do you know Chi Wang? I'm from Chi Wang!"

Zombies A, B, and C looked at Tao Le, and felt that the zombie in front of him was really sick. Who was Chi Wan?Can you beat Zombie A and Zombie B, and Zombie King?

Tao Le saw that the three zombies were not afraid at all, and immediately shouted: "This is unscientific! You are not even afraid of the pool! Why are other zombies afraid! Even Li Dan is afraid!" Li Dan is a zombie B, originally Chi Wang asked him to think of a name, but Zombie B thinks that the name Li Goudan is too good to change after thinking about it.

So I went to report back to Chi Wang not long ago, and the original words were as follows: "My lord, I think the name Li Goudan is really in line with my aesthetics. No matter how I think about it, I think this is the most suitable for me, so I still choose it." I think Li Goudan is a good name."

Tao Le was folding clothes at the side, and when he heard the word Li Goudan, the clothes in his hands fell to the ground in shock.

At the beginning, the name Li Goudan really became popular for a while. What is vulgar and elegant, what is clever and clumsy... This name can be said to be more than worse!

After hearing this name, Tao Le looked at the muscles all over Zombie B's body, and the corners of his mouth twitched instantly, not knowing how to describe it.But... I have to admit that this name is really similar to Zombie B.You must know that since Tao Le came, zombies A, B, and C have all started to clean up, and their previously covered faces also appeared after cleaning.Different from the popular faces of Zombies A and C, Zombie B has a muscular body and a baby face... Yes, Tao Le instantly has a feeling of time travel... Li Goudan.

Thinking of hearing this name in the future, coupled with Zombie B's face, Tao Le felt that it would be better for him to change his name so that he would not be shocked every time in the future.In the end, the two combined, and Zombie B named Li Dan, nicknamed Dandan. Of course, both Chi Wang and Zombie B thought that the word "Dan" was the word "Dan"!Tao Le firmly refused to admit that he was just bullying the zombies for being illiterate!

Of course, official names are very precious to zombies, which is why Tao Le, Chi Wang, and Li Dan have names in the entire zombie base camp.For those zombies who have been wandering outside for a long time, it is even more impossible to know, so they know that there is Zombie B but they don't know Li Dan, they know that there is Zombie King but they don't know that there is Chi Wang.

So when Zombie B arrived, Tao Le yelled loudly as if seeing his relatives: "Eggy, help!"

Li Dan, that is, Zombie B, was shocked when he saw Tao Le who was trapped into a dumpling.

I don't have much ability to go to these three brats, but I am quite courageous!You must know that Tao Le is a zombie raised by the king, how dare you three tie him up like this... You really are not afraid that the king will tear you apart!

When Tao Le shouted, three zombies, A, B, and C, were afraid that they would disturb the distinguished guests, so the three zombies knocked on Tao Le's head at the same time...

So Tao Le fainted.

Li Dan hurried to catch up but couldn't catch up. Looking at the unconscious Tao Le, he touched his forehead, then violently raised his hands, metalized his hands, and said "bang! bang! bang!" three times, hitting heavily On the head of Zombie A, B and C.

Then he pointed at Tao Le and began to reprimand: "Did the three of you have your heads caught by the door? Or are you so full that you have nothing to do and want to kill yourself? He dared to kidnap and knock you, did you eat the guts of the ambitious leopard?"

Zombies A, B, and C replied in unison: "Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Li Dan said "Bang! Bang! Bang!" three times.Sure enough, it's still a bit difficult to communicate with low-level people, no wonder the king always scolds me like this... I finally know the hard work of your king!

"You three are simply lowering the style of our zombies! Don't you see that Tao Le is different?"

Zombie A, B, and C covered their heads, and replied in unison again: "Aw!

"anything else?"

A, B, and C: "(⊙o⊙) oh? (Ah? There are more?)"

"It's really stupid than a zombie."

Zombie C said in a low voice: "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

"... anyone?"

Tao Le woke up in a trance: "Of course there are people, isn't it just you and Chi Wang?"

Li Dan: "..."

Zombie A: "..."

Zombie B: "..."

Zombie C: "..."

Tao Le: "..."

After reacting to what was wrong, Tao Le hurriedly said: "Ah! No, it's not that there are people above, but there are zombies above!"

Tao Le covered his face, he didn't do it on purpose!It's just...how can I say that the habit of 20 years can't be helped. The first reaction when I was caught was to say that I have a backer...but what I blurted out was that there were people above, not zombies above!

Tao Le really really didn't mean it!He really really didn't mean it!

So the final solution to the matter was: A, B, and C let Tao Le go, and Tao Le followed Li Dan obediently back to Chi Wang, and then the five zombies didn't listen to what happened today at all.

The matter was resolved in this way, but after this battle, Tao Le no longer feels safe...everytime he goes out casually, he will be carried back home to eat something O(≧口≦)o!

Chi Wang didn't know the reason, so he just thought that Tao Le was tired from playing that time and wanted to rest.

And the five people who were robbed by Zombie A and Zombie B (Li Dan), after returning to the human base, reported to the high-level that the zombies have thinking, can speak human language, and can cooperate well with this incident.

The human base held an emergency meeting.We must know that in the past year, humans have seen less zombies... Humans originally estimated that the number of zombies has dropped sharply, and humans have been recuperating during this period.Individual zombies are very powerful, but the number of humans is much larger, so they can form a team and defeat them one by one, just like brushing the boss in the game dungeon. Slow consumption isn't it?

But if the zombies also unite and form a team...then the threat to human beings will be much greater than expected.

For this reason, human beings gathered all the living forces and held a conference on the survival of human beings.

The author has something to say: Mid-Autumn Festival yesterday, I forgot to tell everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival~ The stupid author is working overtime

Give a small theater:

Chi Wang: "Tao Le heard that you were knocked unconscious by a zombie?"

Tao Le: "(⊙o⊙)"

Chi Wang: "Don't stare, come here quickly, people can knock you unconscious, I haven't knocked you yet, come here quickly and let me knock you!"

Tao Le: "Nimma...you must have done it on purpose!"