The weakest zombie ever

It's enough to threaten zombies, and they can't be the same every day!Either eat you or strangle you... Why does Tao Le always have an illusion, reminding Tao Le of a Wangzai milk advertisement a long time ago: "Look at me again, I will drink you up!"

Apron or something... Tao Le just wanted to say: The picture is so beautiful that I can't look directly at it!Tao Le swears that he has never seen a more wretched zombie than Chi Wang!

Chi Wang found that his threat had no effect, Tao Le blushed for a while and turned black for a while, he didn't look like a zombie at all: "What are you dawdling about! Why don't you just put on a dress? What do you want to do so slowly, huh?"

Alright... Tao Le decided to take back what he just said!Sure enough, he misunderstood... Zombies are indeed a "pure" creature, his mind has been blackened by the former B station, rotten girls, etc... Tao Le would not say that he really thought that Chi Wan let him strip off just now What about wearing an apron?

Anyway, I have to work later, so it's okay to wear an apron...

"Just wear this!" Seeing Tao Le looking down, Chi Wang thought it was difficult to choose his favorite pet because of too many varieties, so he kindly picked up the one he thought was the most beautiful and handed it to Tao Le.

Tao Le originally planned to find a relatively plain apron with less lace and more common to wear...

As a result, when he turned his head, he saw Chi Wang handing him a gorgeous and colorful apron. The bright red and green colors are mixed with various flowers. It is really indescribably "gorgeous", not the kind that is as gorgeous as a peacock It is as gorgeous and noble as the tail feathers, but it is the kind of bright red that rural women like in the 80s, coupled with various fancy colors, it will make people feel dizzy and swollen in front of their eyes, and it is surrounded by a circle of black lace. No matter how low-grade it is, no matter how tacky it is.

Let Tao Le wear this!

I'm so fucking crazy!

The only thing Tao Le wants to do now is to rush up and grab Chi Wang's collar, and then shake it violently.What kind of appreciation level do you have, the level of the old women in the countryside is higher than yours now!Check out what color you picked this one!What a style!Are you sure this is not your bad taste?Are you sure you didn't mean to play me?Are you sure this is your average appreciation level?

Tao Le took a deep breath, constantly restraining his inner impulse, with a stiff face, he replied two words: "Hehe!"

"Oh what, put it on quickly! If you don't wear it, I'll help you!" Chi Wang said while grabbing the clothes that Tao Le was holding in his hands, and while putting them on Tao Le, he said: "Actually, I have already taken a fancy to this dress for a long time. Now, since you can’t choose, I’ll help you choose!”

I have to say that Chi Wang really has a bit of talent for dressing, not only is it not reversed, but also looks good for Tao Le!Not only that, Chi Wang also looked at Tao Le with a sense of accomplishment: "It looks good! I will wear it like this from now on! By the way, I think these few are good, and I leave them to you." Then he said to himself He called Zombie A and Zombie B in without hesitation, pointed to pick out the remaining aprons, "Take them all down, anyone who wants it can take it!"

Upon hearing this, Zombie A and Zombie B rushed to the pile of aprons and hugged them all in their arms.Then he glanced at the one Tao Le was wearing, Zombie B said: "Great...king, you...your vision is really...really...excellent! This one...is so beautiful, it looks like a human brain! "

Tao Le roared inwardly: Do you fucking know what vision is?Open your eyes and talk nonsense!Zombies have a bit of morals, okay?Can you be a sincere zombie, have the courage to tell the truth and dare to face the coercion of the zombie king?Also, what kind of adjective are you, it's the same as the human brain!Also, what kind of vision do you two have!Are you despising me by looking straight at me, huh?

Zombie B and Zombie A don't know that Tao Le has such a "storm" in his heart. It just so happens that Zombie B is in contact with people to speak recently, and the entire base camp, only Tao Le and Chi Wang will say... Chi Wang doesn't have that Courage, Tao Le's words...

"Well... Actually, this dress really matches you, very... very suitable for you!"

"..." Can you stop poking the sore spot?Are you really a real man by poking the wound repeatedly?

Then turned away.

Tao Le: "I feel so tired and need to heal alone!"

Actually... Tao Le really misunderstood the zombies!For this group of zombies who never know what "beauty" is... Chi Wang simply thinks that this dress is very bright and easy to identify.Not to mention Zombie B, I just think that the thing chosen by the king must be the best, and it must be the most suitable for Tao Le.So things went like this...

After that time, Tao Le put the few aprons left by Chi Wang at the bottom of the box, but the strange thing was that Tao Le stopped wearing them, but the zombies around him began to wear aprons one by one.

It wasn't until later that Tao Le realized that this time the two zombies had not only gone on a mission and won Chi Wang's praise.These two goods actually hoarded the aprons and sold them out one by one!But it is not very accurate to say that it is sold, let's put it this way!The two of them ranked the pile of aprons according to their similarity to the apron worn by Tao Le. If any zombie wanted it, they would exchange it with crystal cores.Of course, the more it looks like the one on Tao Le, the more crystal nuclei it needs to exchange.Zombie A and Zombie B made a lot of money this time.

Tao Le just wanted to say, looking at those nondescript zombies every day...it's really hard to hold back the laughter!Forget it, in fact, what bothers him the most is: every zombie has an envious expression (although most of them are expressionless, but according to Zombie B, the most hated one in the base camp is He is gone, the zombies are envious besides envy!)

Tao Le just wanted to say, it would be better not to be envious with your dead faces...

Later, a certain zombie K dragged zombie B to Tao Le.

Zombie K: "Aww!"

Zombie B: "Little K means let me express her admiration for you!"

That's right, it was her and not him. This zombie K was the first female zombie Tao Le encountered after staying in the base camp for so long!Yes she is a female, female, girl!Although I can't bear to look directly at her appearance, but that shy look is already a little bit better than other zombies, and Tao Le won't say that she is swaying!Sister, although she is a zombie girl, is this a confession?

As a result, after Zombie B's explanation, the matter was restored!

It turned out that the zombie K girl had something to do that day and went out to look for food, so she came back late.After she came back, the apron "business" of Zombie A and Zombie B was about to close down. You must know that zombies' follow-up and star-chasing are more popular than human girls' chasing stars, so that day only Of the three aprons, the two best ones must have been kept by Zombie A and Zombie B, and the last one... because the color is too monotonous, no zombies care about it.Poor zombie girl K finally rushed to zombie A and zombie B, and saw the remaining apron.Compare the aprons in the hands of A and B.In an instant, the zombie K girl felt the deep malice from the zombie god...

Zombies never know how to be sympathetic and cherish jade. Zombie K's girl asked for a satisfactory apron, so she begged in front of Zombie B.

That's why Zombie B brought Zombie K's sister to Tao Le.

After Tao Le finished listening, he asked hesitantly, "You mean... want to exchange with me?"

Zombie B and Zombie K hurriedly waved their hands.

Tao Le looked at the plain apron in the hands of the zombie K girl, hurriedly turned around and took out the box, then pulled an apron at the bottom and handed it over.

Then I saw Zombie K happily touching the apron in Tao Le's hand, then turned her head and yelled at Zombie B: "Oh, oh? (This is the one that the king rewarded him?)"

Zombie B: "Oh~~! (Yes, it looks good, right?)"

Zombie K: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! It will be even better if the king rewards you...)"

Zombie B: Nodding, agreeing.

As a result, Tao Le saw the zombie K girl caressing his apron, thinking that she liked it very much, so he suggested: "Let's change it! Actually, I really like yours... Since you like this apron so much Let's change it, let's change it!"

Compared with the current one, he actually prefers the one in the hands of the zombie K girl!

As a result, just after finishing speaking, Zombie B and Zombie K looked at Tao Le like a monster.

Zombie K: "Aww? (Is this guy crazy? You want to change me?)"

Zombie B looked left and right, and after confirming that Tao Le was him, he said, "Ooooh, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" We all suspect that he is ill! (→_→))”

After the two zombies communicated, Zombie K respectfully returned the apron to Tao Le, and left with Zombie B without looking back!

Zombie K said: Zombies don't take away what they love. This was given to Tao Lele by the king. How can I rob it?She is a zombie with noble character, so she won't do those things without character!

Zombie B said: This guy is absolutely stupid!Such a precious thing is willing to be exchanged. Fortunately, little K has the character and did not exchange it. Otherwise, I will be miserable if the king pursues it!

Tao Le: "Hey! I really, really sincerely want to exchange with you. This is an exchange of equal value. Hey! Can't you consider it? I can give you two back! How about three? Four That's fine too! How about giving you all the ones you have, and paying back the one you have?"

"Oh? It seems that what I gave you, you really want to give it away, don't you?"

The author has something to say: One day, Chi Wang discovered that Tao Lele suddenly went to find the zombie K girl.

Then he came back and forced Tao Le to a corner.

Chi Wang: It seems that you have become more courageous recently!

Tao Le: ╮(╯_╰)╭, I'm not going to study the structure of women, and see if zombies can have children by the way.

Chi Wang: Have a baby?

Chi Wang glanced at Tao Le, and whispered: I seem to know something!