The weakest zombie ever

Zombie A is on a mission with zombie B for the first time, does anyone feel super happy!But not long after coming to the base camp, he has already become the second right-hand man of the first zombie under the Zombie King. He couldn't be more lucky, right?This time the mission was assigned by the Zombie King himself, the boss did not let C follow but let himself follow, what does this mean?Soon means that he is likely to surpass zombie C to become zombie B's first right-hand man?There are many zombies who are jealous of this position!

I remember that before leaving, Zombie C was still holding the crystal nucleus and said to the two of them: "Awww! (Remember to bring me some special products when you go out!)"

Zombie A is dreaming of a future where he can serve as the second zombie under the Zombie King and reach the pinnacle of life.Zombie B thought about his old subordinates, and only had a few words in his mind: Foodies are no good!Then I looked at my newly promoted talents, and I felt that it was quite smooth!It's all thanks to the king!

In fact, this is the task of zombies A and B. The two zombies are very simple, but they are to rob some clothes and bring them back.The reason is that Chi Wang, who loves to tear clothes, not only tore Tao Le's clothes, but also his own clothes!As a moral and cultured zombie, how could Chi Wang tolerate such a detrimental incident to his image?

So... Zombies A and B were sent out to find clothes!

A and B first came to a kitchen supplies store. A looked at it and felt that there was nothing to do, and he was ready to find another place to continue looking for it, while B stood beside a pile of aprons, picked up one, looked left and right, wondering: this Is it clothes?

Zombie A happened to see the apron hanging from B's fingertips. He was indeed one of the Zombie King's subordinates, but he was stronger than me. He yelled in admiration: "Aww! Aww! I found the clothes! But the fabric is a little short.)”

Zombie B hurriedly said: "Aww! (It should be summer clothes.)"

The two zombies packed their clothes and moved to the next position.I have to say that zombies A and B are really lucky, and the next shop is actually a swimsuit shop...

So the two zombies packed a bunch of swimsuits.

The third is a pajamas shop.

Another pile of pajamas + nightdresses has been harvested.

The fourth finally arrived at a slightly more formal suit shop.

So the two zombies finally harvested a pile of shirts, suits, even cufflinks and ties, and took two pairs of leather shoes by the way.

Zombie A and Zombie B looked at the four big bags, and finally they were satisfied and prepared to return.Just as he was about to retreat, he found several supernatural beings outside the suit shop.The two zombies looked at each other, and there were only two words in their eyes: fat sheep!

The two zombies surrounded the five people from both sides, zombie B was in front, and zombie A was still behind.

Zombie B stood 15 meters in front of the five supernatural beings, brushed his hair, then pointed at the five and said, "You guys! Hand over your things!"

The five supernatural beings found that in front of them was a third-order high-level zombie. Although they were stronger than them, they were not without their strength!But the point is... the zombies actually speak human words!This is a situation they have never encountered before!Could it be said that zombies also have thoughts?Also can communicate?If it continues like this, the zombies will unite together... What about human beings?This talking zombie must be wiped out, even if we die with it!

The five looked at each other, and when they were about to attack Zombie B, a roar came from behind them.

"Ow!!!!"

The five turned their heads and looked... Sure enough, there was an ambush, so it seems that the zombies have also learned to cooperate!The faces of the five people were extremely ugly... Do they have to explain here?

The five people suddenly remembered that there were still some crystal nuclei in their backpacks, and hurriedly threw them in front of Zombie B. Zombie B looked satisfied, nodded, and then turned his attention to the five people?

Everyone: "?"

"Take off... take off your clothes!"

Five people: "Huh?"

"Hit...rob!" Zombie B felt that he really needed to practice speaking!Stumbling or something is too detrimental to the aura.

In the end, the five people responded that they were not in a hurry to take off their clothes, but that they were all in a daze!

Zombie B opened his teeth and claws, showing his sharp nails, and shouted, "Take it off quickly! What are you doing standing there!"

Five people came to their senses... Hastily began to take off the clothes on their bodies.Fortunately, these five people are all men, otherwise I don't know how to deal with it.

Fortunately, it wasn't too cold, and the five people stood there shivering in their underwear. Zombie B nodded in satisfaction, and then signaled which one was A to pick up the five sets of clothes thrown on the ground.

The five of them stood there, watching helplessly as the two zombies plucked their feathers... Even their clothes were taken away.

The common voice of the five people: Is this a zombie?He is obviously a human being!With such zombies, can humans continue to live?

When Zombie A and Zombie B returned with a full load, they put a pile of loot in front of Chi Wang, and Chi Wang took a good look and commented: "It's not bad."

good!This evaluation is already considered high!You must know that there are many zombies who worship Chi Wang in the base, and Chi Wang knows only a few, and there are only a handful of zombies who can be evaluated!Zombie A and Zombie B received fairly good evaluations, which is equivalent to being recognized for their abilities, and it can also be said to be higher than other zombies.

If Zombie B and Zombie A are showing off in the crowd of zombies with their tails up, let's not talk about it for now, let's take a look at Tao Le and Chi Wang first!

Chi Wang pointed to the clothes on the ground: "Isn't there a shortage of clothes? Take them all!"

Tao Le looked at the three big bags of clothes wrapped in cloth.Turning his head to look at Chi Wang, he asked in a low voice, "So this is the rhythm of local tyrants?"

Then open the first package...

First a pair of swimming trunks...

Tao Le: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Then there's a one-piece swimsuit, going on... the top half of a segmented swimsuit.

Tao Le: We are dressing up, not having a swimsuit party!

Chi Wang: "Why can't it be used?"

Tao Le: "(⊙o⊙)...It can't be said that it can't be used, this can be worn in the shower." Then he hurriedly stuffed the lady's swimsuit into the bag, and pushed the big bag aside pretending to be okay, "But the inside There are a lot of things, and there are women's, I can sort them out. This will be tidied up slowly when I have time."

Chi Wang nodded to express his understanding, then pointed to another smaller package: "What about that one?"

Tao Le took out five pieces of clothing that still smelled of sweat, pinched his nose and asked, "...Are you sure that these five pieces of clothing were not ripped off the corpse by your men?"

Chi Wang asked suspiciously: "... Is there any problem with removing the corpse?"

Looking at the normal expression of Chi Wang's clothes being stripped from the corpse, Tao Le felt... don't worry so much about the end of the world, it's fine to wear some: "No problem, but you need to wash it. You don't want to wear this Do you want to go out with your clothes?" After saying that, he put it aside and opened the third package.

Tao Lejiong looked at all kinds of nightdresses inside, sexy, conservative, comfortable, complicated, even maternity clothes.

Chi Wang looked at the colorful clothes on the ground, then looked at Tao Le meaningfully, and left a sentence: "Actually, you can try it if you have time!"

Tao Le: 屮芔茻!

Hastily kicked it aside, so that it was out of sight.Then he stretched out his trembling hands, ready to open the last two packages.

The lucky Tao Le stripped away the looted clothes from the suit shop first, patted his chest, and said in a low voice, "Fortunately, it's not a strange thing. If I pack some lingerie or cosplay costumes, I'll cry to death." But... I don't like to wear suits!" Then he looked up at Chi Wang, and hurriedly greeted him with a smile: "You should wear this kind of high-end and elegant clothes! You know, this kind of suit , before the end of the world, it was worn by nobles and rich people!"

Chi Wang looked at the clothes that had been scratched in Tao Le's hands and asked, "Oh?"

"I didn't have the money to buy clothes like this before!"

"Then reward you for wearing it!"

"Hehe... I can't hold up this dress..." Tao Le was so sad and regretful at this point!You must know that although Tao Le was not short, he was not tall either... With her mid-length figure and those not-so-broad shoulders, she couldn't support her clothes at all. Compared with the tall and burly roommates in the dormitory...Tao Le Le put on a suit and wanted to wear a costume again!In the end, I finally changed my body... It turned out that this body was even thinner, and even after three years of raising it, I didn't gain a few catties or taels of flesh.What a pool rim, a natural clothes hanger!

"Don't you have another bag? Just wear this!"

The remaining bag should be casual clothes, right?Even if it's a bit bigger, it's okay to wear a T-shirt!Tao Le comforted herself like this, and then opened the only remaining package!

Fuck! Σ(°△°|||)︴He...he...what did he see?Why...why a bunch of aprons?Lacy, lace, red, pink, yellow, black...

This... Is this playing with him?

Deliberate must be deliberate!

Tao Le raised his head and glared fiercely at Chi Wang!

Chi Wang looked at the apron in Tao Le's hand, and said suspiciously: "The fabric is a bit short...but it's okay, zombies are not afraid of the cold!"

"Don't be afraid of cold ass!"

"Tao Le, zombies are not afraid of the cold! And why are you talking to me like that!"

"you do this delibrately!"

"Didn't you say you didn't have any clothes to wear? I asked them to find them. Although the fabric is less, it looks good! Why don't you show me one?"

Tao Le threw down the apron in his hand, patted the ground with both hands, and said, "I don't want it! I won't wear it if I don't wear it!"

"Don't be coquettish anytime, anywhere, hurry up and let me see! Otherwise, I'll strangle you to death!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

When Chi Wan and Tao Le were together, one day they discussed the love of husband and wife together.

Chi Wang: "It's boring to wear a shirt every time, change it! I remember that time I had a lot of clothes? Let me have a look!"

Tao Le: "~(~o￣▽￣)~o, I burned my apron and everything! Don't mention this to me!!"