The weakest zombie ever

Tao Le seemed to have opened his golden finger, and suddenly turned into a second-level zombie like riding a rocket.

Of course, such a "feat" also caused a sensation among the high-level zombies.

If such a time happened in human society, some people would say sourly: "Didn't you just report a golden thigh? I don't care about such Israeli things!" Some people would also say: "Oh, I don’t have such good luck, poor dick can’t help~” Some people will say: “Isn’t it just taking a big tonic? Maybe one day I accidentally burp because of this!”

Of course, there are not as many zombies as humans think, and some people are not jealous.

Some zombies think: (⊙o⊙) Wow!Your Majesty is so powerful, but after adopting a pet, he became Tier [-] in just a few days!You must know that this pet is a zombie that hasn't advanced in three or four years!Sure enough, the king is mighty, the king is omnipotent, the king is too powerful! ———The representative of this category, Zombie B.Conclusion: This type belongs to the brainless fans of the Zombie King!

And some zombies think: Could it be that... getting closer to the king can make you stronger?Look at the example... Zombies B and C will not be mentioned!This pet has risen from Tier [-] to Tier [-] in just a month!Could it be that the trick is to get close to the king? ———This kind of representative, Zombie A.Conclusion: This class is an upgrade freak!

Some zombies think so: it must be that the king dislikes that food is too weak, it tastes tasteless and has no sense of accomplishment!So think of a way to make him stronger, maybe even taste better? ———This category represents zombie C.Conclusion: This category is a foodie!

Of course, all kinds of speculations are just the private speculations of the zombies, and they dare not bother the zombie emperor.Therefore, Chi Wang and Tao Le are still living their "happy" days.

Chi Wang has been very troubled recently... Even Tao Le, who lives in the same room as him, didn't notice it!He looked at the index finger of his left hand... lightly touched it with his right hand, his left hand shook slightly, and then hurriedly let go. Although his face was still expressionless, his straight back could tell that he still felt the pain just now. of……

Tao Le didn't notice the owner's troubles.But recently, Chi Wang was habitually in a daze, and Tao Le discovered this. Although it was a little strange, but thinking that he didn't have to keep chasing after him to do it, Tao Le didn't discuss it too much if he could steal a little lazy.

But Chi Wang's trouble just now seems to be his left hand?The tip of the left index finger?

Although I don't want to worry about it, but in case there is something that I can't figure out, and my troubles become irritable... If you want to vent your anger on the zombies... he, Tao Le, will soon become the first target?Besides, he is currently living in the edge of the pond, and relies on this owner to protect his personal safety.

So... Otherwise, he, Tao Le, would be kind enough to help the boss of the zombies?

But go directly to the point?It seems a bit... impolite!

Or try it out first?What if you are misunderstood?

Would it be possible to go up and say: "Lord owner, in order to thank you for taking care of you for so many days, I decided to repay you. You can tell me what troubles you have! If you don't believe me, please look at my sincere eyes! ⊙-⊙"

It seems that this is a bit overwhelming... After all, except for some small things, it seems that I can't be stronger than Chi Wang. His force value is here, so one thing more is worse than one thing less, I didn't see it!

Chi Wang was very troubled, why...how could such hard nails be...then he heard Tao Le walking past him humming, why should his heart, liver and stomach be all troubled, while he My little pet is in such a good mood!I didn't find that my owner was troubled, and the whole body exuded: I am very troubled, am I very troubled?Why can "it" be so happy!

I'm not happy...and neither are others!

Chi Wang: "Tao Le!"

Tao Le: "Huh?"

Chi Wang: "Come here!"

Tao Le: "Oh."

Chi Wang stretched out his left hand: "Let me take a look"

Tao Le grabbed Chi Wang's left hand, looked it over and over again, and commented: "The palm is strong and powerful, the knuckles of the fingers are full, and the fingertips are sharp and black. No matter how you look at it, it is another superb hand..."

"..." Can I strangle him?

"But the fingertip of the index finger...it looks like the nail has been split!" As he spoke, he slightly touched the fingertip that had opened his mouth with the pulp of his finger, "but... so strong! How did you do it!"

Chi Wang nodded, indicating that Tao Le was still saved: "How do I know!"

"I thought I just wanted to cut it shorter at the beginning, but I wasted all my efforts, but it didn't work." Tao Le sighed with emotion, and then stretched out his nails: "You know, I can cut it every month. It takes half a day to polish your nails!"

"You...you actually ground your nails into..." Chi Wang pointed at Tao Le's finger bitterly. You must know that the zombie's weapon is the indestructible nail except for its supernatural power.That's fine with Tao Le... But when it comes to Chi Wang's level, it's not an exaggeration to describe it as cutting iron like mud.For Tao Le who doesn't pursue strength, maybe it's nothing, but for a zombie like Chi Wang who speaks of strength, nails are not only weapons, but also a symbol of strength.The most important reason is that the metabolism of zombies is extremely slow, which means that the growth rate of nails is also very slow. Losing nails for a long time means that in the last days, there will be no handy weapon or self-defense weapon for a long time , that is to say, being a zombie is always in a dangerous state.Therefore, in his opinion, Tao Le's behavior is to lose all conscience and give up hope of survival!

"Uh... Actually, it's inconvenient because the nails are too long! And what if you scratch your back accidentally? So I'm just making a small sacrifice. Anyway, I'm not in any danger when I'm by your side, right? " Tao Le dare not say that he has done such a stupid thing for more than three years, but if it is said that he has paid so much for Chi Wang himself, it stands to reason that Chi Wang will be moved anyway!

However, Tao Le is just a small person, and God will not take good care of him, so Chi Wang's brain circuit is not the same as that of ordinary people. Hearing Tao Le's words, the first reaction is: This baby is really too cute Stupid, worship me like this!But it's really silly...it's also silly and cute!Since it's for me, then forgive him for destroying my belongings, hmph~

Chi Wang said generously: "Forget it, forgive you!"

The other party didn't pursue it, and was in a good mood. Tao Le took advantage of the heat and said, "You may be lacking calcium if your nails are split! How about we stew some bone soup?"

"Bone soup? You come? What ingredients do you need!"

"Big bone or something, stew it for a few hours, and then you can drink it."

"Bones, right? Looks like I remember a few more skeletons in my yard..."

"Bone...skeleton? Wait...the skeleton you're talking about is...human bones?"

"You don't think it's human or something?"

"..." Recalling the many attempts to become a zombie just now, it seems that it is really impossible to use pig bone stew soup for Chi Wang to drink. Maybe he just swallowed it, and he was pinched by the person in front of him before he swallowed it. died!But if you use human bones to make soup... just forget it, Tao Le hastily remedied: "Actually, I thought about it, although the essential reason is calcium deficiency, but this way of eating what to make up is relatively old-fashioned." , and the effect is slow, why don't we think of other ways."

Chi Wang thought about it, and if the effect is really slow, he will have to endure it for a long time, which is really not good: "Hurry up and think of a quick effect, if you don't see the effect tomorrow, I will strangle you to death!"

"..." Why did the threats eat you before, but now they strangle you?

Tao Le recalled that he seemed to have a lot of sandpaper with him. Usually it’s not because the nails have been chopped and cut, isn’t it all right?Although there is nothing I can do with the hardness of the zombie's nails, there is no problem in smoothing that piece.

"Don't wait until tomorrow, I'll fix your nails right now!" He ran to his little bed, picked up his small backpack, took out a small bag of sandpaper from it, and ran back to Chi Wang .

"What... are you going to do?" Chi Wang looked at the "sinister smile" on Tao Le's face and always felt that the other party had good intentions, so he withdrew his hand and asked.

"Of course the nails need to be repaired! Otherwise, what should I do? In order to fix it as soon as possible, you just obediently hand over your hands and let me help you with the manicure."

"I warn you! Don't break my nails!" Then he glared at Tao Le's short nails, and continued to add, "Especially one like you! If you don't fix it, be careful, I will strangle you to death! "

Tao Le rolled his eyes where Chi Wang couldn't see: "Got it."

He picked up Chi Wang's hand and carefully observed his injured index finger. In fact, the degree of splitting was not serious, but the position was extremely bad.If it's going to be fixed at all... the cutting edge will definitely suffer.But in terms of the importance of Chi Wang, he must not allow himself to be pruned significantly.

Tao Le thought for a while: "It's not easy for you to repair...how about I make it shorter for you?"

"I do not!"

"Then there is nothing I can do, you can only continue like this!"

"Then go on like this!" For Chi Wang, manicures are fine, but nail cutting is absolutely not!That's what he's most proud of!

Tao Le sighed, then got up, and was about to leave, when he suddenly turned his head and said unintentionally, "Looking at the current situation, if the wound is not repaired, it is very likely that the wound will expand... Maybe the entire fingernail will be damaged. It’s gone! I’ve seen this before, and now I can at least save half of it!” Then he shook his head and comforted him, “Maybe you’re different!”

"Go and make bone soup for me!"

"It's useless to stew it. I forgot to mention that drinking bone soup can only prevent the nails from being chopped again, but it can't solve the nails that have already been chopped!"

Chi Wang suddenly felt the deep malice from Tao Le.Like a heroic sacrifice, he handed Tao Le his hand, closed his eyes and said, "Come on!"

Tao Le sat on the steps with a smile and began to manicure the pool.

But obviously Tao Le's manicure skills are not as good as housework skills!

Looking at Chi Wang's ferocious expression from time to time, one can tell how rough Tao Le's actions are.

When it was finally done, Chi Wang looked at the smooth fingertips, and it was okay...better than imagined...at least not as harmless as Tao Le.

"If you're not good at craftsmanship, use your own to practice more!" Chi Wang raised his head and ordered with satisfaction.

The author has something to say: Tao Le: "Chi Wang, I'm done practicing, come here quickly!"

Chi Wang: "What are you doing?"

Tao Le: "I'll give you a manicure!"

Chi Wang stopped: "You couldn't succeed last time, don't think you can succeed this time!"