The weakest zombie ever
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Tao Le, who has not heard human words for more than three years, feels that she is simply the happiest person in the world!I almost forgot that I was a prisoner!He... finally met someone of the same kind!I can finally communicate with each other personally!This zombie is simply specially prepared for him by the heavens!Dude, I will finally love again!
Zombie B: "Aww! (My lord, this is a gift from the new little A!)"
"Oh?" Chi Wang squeezed his chin, looking at Tao Le, who was being held up by Zombie B, with interest.
Er Tao Le looked at Chi Wang with admiration: "Idol! Xueba! Xueshen! I can't worship you anymore! You can not only speak Chinese, but also proficient in zombie language! You are so powerful!"
In Tao Le's view, Chi Wang should have had a similar experience as himself, and even if he didn't, he should be the same kind of person as himself.After all, besides Tao Le, the only zombie who can speak human language seems to be Hungry in front of him.Therefore, compared to the fear and fear of other zombies, Tao Le has a good impression of the person in front of him, and has a feeling of judging others by himself.
But in fact, the zombie named Chi Wang in front of Tao Le is indeed the original genuine product from beginning to end.What cannot be faked are zombies!And the king of zombies.Because it has reached a certain level, Chi Wang can not only accurately communicate with zombies and convey his wishes, but also express them in human language.Of course, in the zombie city, in order to show his uniqueness, Chi Wang spoke human language instead of zombie language. After all, howling zombies looked like a group of uncivilized races.
Of course, there is such a unique leader, boss, the zombies are very honored!Whatever the boss says is what he says.If Tao Le understands what the zombies are thinking, he will definitely sneer and comment: "Idiot fans!" Of course, the premise is that he dares to speak out.
But Tao Le, who is currently in the "meeting an old friend in a foreign country", doesn't think so much, and completely forgets that the zombie in front of him can make Zombie A and Zombie B so respectful just now, how could it be so weak.He, but Tao Le's current owner, to be precise, should be Tao Le's owner, the zombie king who can immediately dismantle Tao Le into his stomach!
Chi Wang glanced at Tao Le, who had an "idiot" face, and sized him up: his face was clean, and Chi Wang's expression was serious; his clothes were intact, and Chi Wang frowned; He frowned.
All of this reminded him of the bad memories three years ago!Why did that memory that made him hate it so much flash back and forth in his mind?
That's abominable!Hell!Unforgiving food! ! !
The author has something to say: Xiao Gong: "So I am very powerful and domineering, and I am tall and tall! Note, this is the first time I have appeared!! It is official!!!!"
☆, to die
After Chi Wang became a zombie, due to his early awakening of his ability, he was ahead of many zombies, and because of his good luck, he finally stood at the top of the zombies.
Looking back on the past, in the few years since Chi Wang became a zombie, he was basically on the rise.Although he is now in the position of the zombie king, it can be said that he can deal with those idiots under his command in minutes.
If one were to talk about his glorious years, then what he had to mention was the slightest flaw in this glory, the most embarrassing thing three years ago.
Looking back on it now, Chi Wang also finds it very strange, why it smells so good, but what comes into his mouth is so unbearable!And at that time, because he felt that the taste should be very delicious, he took a big bite... After returning, it not only affected his appetite for the past two months, but also made it impossible to strike at the neck in the future... It really formed a shadow up!
For three years, Chi Wang thought that he had forgotten this dark history.But he didn't expect that the thing in front of him reminded him of that unbearable experience.
"Oh, oh, oh! (The king's gift smells delicious, and it's even more delicious when you think about it.)" Zombie B spared no effort to help zombie A recommend Tao Le. After all, he will be his subordinate in the future, so he must make a good impression. wrong!
"Understood, let's go down." Chi Wang waved his hand, letting Zombie B take Zombie A down. In the empty room, only Tao Le and Chi Wang were left.
After zombies A and B left, the fragrance on Tao Le's body became stronger and stronger.It is indeed as Zombie B said, it is indeed very fragrant...very appetizing!
But it turns out that the more fragrant and appetizing something is, the more poisonous it is!It's like wearing a gorgeous coat, but the inside is so rotten that it can't be rotted anymore.Chi Wang looked at the zombie in front of him, weighing whether he should eat him.
"Brother...Brother, can you accept my knee?" Tao Le swallowed, and asked softly in his slightly trembling voice.
Chi Wang was still considering whether to eat Tao Le, but he couldn't get enough of Tao Le's words. The zombie in front of him was so weak that he couldn't even match him with a single finger... he was really talented. !
Tao Le pretended not to see Chi Wang's constipated expression, thinking that maybe his sincerity was not enough.Then he glanced at the thickly carpeted ground, and considered whether it would be more sincere to kneel and beg.After all, if he could hold such a golden thigh in the last days, he would be able to walk sideways in the future.Zombies or something... It's just a blow to the ear, and everything can be solved... Wait, something seems wrong.
Just when Tao Le fantasized about how to hug Goldfinger and embark on the dream of reaching the pinnacle of life from now on, the corners of Chi Wang's originally tense mouth twitched slightly: I finally remembered!Why does this zombie in front of me look so familiar!Why does the voice sound so familiar!Why do you keep reminding him of those bad memories!
It turned out that he was the culprit behind all the bad memories in his pool! !
It’s true that there is a way to heaven if you don’t go, and there is no way to hell if you break in!If you don't teach him a good lesson, just treat him as a bully!If you don't let this little zombie know how powerful he is, he will be the zombie king in vain!We must let this guy who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth know why the flowers are so red, why there are so many zombies, and why he is so powerful!
Chi Wang took a few steps forward, exuding an oppressive aura all over his body. If the zombies A, B, and C in front of him, they probably couldn't bear the oppression at this time, and knelt on the ground trembling.But it's a pity that in front of Chi Wang is Tao Le, who has a rough nerve and has entered the realm of fantasy, no matter how he releases his murderous aura, it will not help.
Chi Wang raised his eyebrows: Oh, it's amazing!It's kind of interesting to see such a tiny little one that is so weak that it is not afraid of him. It is indeed a zombie who once challenged his authority!
Tao Le woke up from the fantasy, and saw Chi Wang walking towards him step by step, licking his lips, clenched his hands, a little nervous.After all, although everyone is the same kind of person, there is still a difference. For example, both a scumbag and a top student are students, but there is an essential difference.
Tao Le watched Chi Wang walk in front of him, then bowed slightly, and the two faced each other, as if they were about to kiss each other in the next second.But in the next second, he saw the zombie on the opposite side close his eyes, and then took a deep breath.The original "gentle" expression instantly became serious. He stood up and looked down at Tao Le, with a trace of anger hidden in his words: "It smells pretty good."
"what?"
"Don't understand?" Chi Wang saw Tao Le's puzzled expression, "You just use this expression to confuse people?"
Zombies, especially high-level zombies, have their own abilities just like human supernatural beings. Of course, in addition to some offensive and defensive abilities, there will also be some weird abilities, such as some abilities that can interact with plants. Communication, has the ability to predict the weather, and some sounds have a hypnotic effect.From Chi Wang's point of view, although Tao Le is very weak, since he can live up to now as a first-order zombie, he must have some ability, such as this appetizing fragrance all over his body.
"Ah? What are you talking about?" Tao Le still didn't understand what Chi Wang wanted to express. He was wondering if it was because he hadn't communicated with others for too long that he had problems talking with others now?
"Oh, you pretend to understand." Chi Wang smiled disdainfully, "Although you are smarter than ordinary zombies, the oppression of rank still exists. You still have to be honest!"
"Brother, did you make a mistake? We are the same! Why tell me the truth? I must know everything you want to know."
When Chi Wang heard what Tao Le said, he also became interested. He bent down slightly, then stretched out his right hand, pinched Tao Le's chin with his fingers, and made him raise his head slightly: "Knowing everything without talking about everything? That's good, first Tell me what you've been up to these past few years."
"Ah?" Originally, Tao Le thought that the other party would ask about his identity, but unexpectedly, Chi Wang first asked about his life in the past few years.However, one person listened to his complaints, and immediately waved Chi Wang's hand on his chin and complained: "Don't tell me, I have suffered a lot in the past few years! First, I became a lonely ghost for no reason." , and then because the upper body of the ghost turned into a zombie for no reason, and I didn’t dare to eat meat. I wanted to eat something else, but I didn’t expect it to be so bad! But because I ate candles for half a year when I became a ghost, I didn’t dare to eat meat. I just wanted to try it casually...and guess what happened?"
Chi Wang wanted to ask Tao Le how he used his supernatural ability to escape the pursuit of zombies and humans in the past few years, but he didn't expect the other party to say a lot: become a ghost and take care of my business!Become a zombie... Well, it turns out that this guy wasn't a zombie in the first place!And...become a zombie, don't eat people and eat wool!Also let me guess, guess wool, I am not interested!
Seeing that the other party didn't answer for a long time, Tao Le thought that the other party hadn't guessed it, and then continued to talk to himself: "Then, I found that although the candle has no smell, it can still be eaten. Then I have been eating candles for a few years. But Brother, since everyone is of the same kind, you have to protect me when the time comes!"
Protect the yarn!
Tao Le thought that the other party had acquiesced, and gradually began to talk more: "Actually, I am quite afraid of zombies! After all, I have been bitten by zombies several times. I remember that when the base was besieged by zombies last time, a zombie came to my house , first foolishly slammed on the door for a while, and then finally got smart, smashed a big hole in the wall, and rushed in. Straight towards me... It was fine at first, and I was very polite to him , I was thinking about asking him to eat candles, but I didn’t expect him to gnaw on me. You can gnaw it if you say so... In the end, he lost his temper and threw me against the wall. I told him that I don’t like it. It’s delicious, but he insists on eating it, so who’s to blame! Then he lost his temper with me when he was dissatisfied, really... I’ve provoked someone!”
Tao Le talked more and more freely, as if he wanted to express all the grievances and loneliness of the past three years...
On the other hand, Chi Wang, who had already been regarded as a "chat companion", became darker and darker as he listened.Listen... who is this talking about?This is obviously talking about the black history that he is least willing to mention!This guy did it on purpose, absolutely on purpose!He must have recognized me, and then deliberately called me black history and poked my pain points!He must have done it on purpose!At first I said I would give this guy a good time, but now... If I don't teach this guy a lesson, I won't be called Chi Wang!
Seeing a certain guy talking more and more vigorously, Chi Wang lost his mood, and said in a rough voice: "Stop talking! I think it's noisy!"
Tao Le was talking vigorously, and was a little bit taken aback by Chi Wang's interruption at first, but after thinking about it, he thought it was right... I just got to know myself, and I felt bored hearing myself complaining like this.Besides, I still have to rely on this person to please him first, and then hurriedly stopped: "If you don't say it, you won't say it. It's all in the past tense anyway, and it's boring to listen to. What's your name, we don't know what to say." We know each other..."
"Humph!"
"It seems that this patron has a bad temper... But fortunately, I have a good temper!" Tao Le commented in a low voice, after a while, he added: "That... My name is Tao Le, Tao Le's Tao, Tao Le joy!"
"cut."
"..."
"Pool rim."
"Huh? Which pool, which rim?"
"I don't know!" Chi Wang stopped suddenly, and immediately added: "It's Chi Wang's Chi Wang! If you ask any more questions, I'll eat you!"
When Tao Le heard the previous sentence, he wanted to complain about you buddy, you don't even know your name, but before he could say anything, he heard Chi Wang's last sentence and asked uncertainly: "Then what... Can I ask... don't you, eat, people?"
"Why do zombies eat if they don't eat people?" Then I remembered that there is really no one to eat recently, "Of course I eat zombies (the crystal nucleus) from time to time!"
The author has something to say: Bonus small theater: Chi Wang: "This zombie can read! Now I am the only one among the zombies who can read!"
Zombie A: "Yes, my king!"
Zombie B: "The king is mighty!"
Zombie C: "Your Majesty knows one, two, three..."
☆、pain...pain
Tao Le originally thought that Chi Wan, like himself, could not eat people.But his first sentence made Tao Le's expectations come to nothing, but then he thought again, since the other party only eats people and not zombies, does it mean that he is not dangerous at all?
But obviously Tao Le and Chi Wang were born at odds, Chi Wang's last sentence, yes, Tao Le was hairy all over.I thought the zombie in front of me was a good person, but I didn't expect it to be a cannibal!Not only cannibals, but even zombies are not spared!
Tao Le hastily looked up and down... After that door, it seems that there is no escape route!
"Can... can you not eat me? Zombies don't taste good! Even if zombies taste good, I'm still the one that doesn't taste good! If you don't believe me, look, here, and here!" Tao Le turned over his collar , already on the sleeve, revealing the bite marks left behind even though healed inside for Chi Wang to see, "These are evidences, I really really don't taste good! If it tasted good, I would have been eaten a long time ago."
Chi Wang first saw the bite marks on Tao Le's neck, and was extremely satisfied.Seeing the bite marks on Tao Le's hands, he immediately became angry!Tao Le should be his own food!From the inside to the outside, from the inside to the outside, everything is your own!How can you tolerate other people's meddling?
Chi Wang grabbed Tao Le's arm and asked in a vicious voice, "Who bit it!"
In order to show how accurate what he said, Tao Le actually had only two bite marks on his body, one was on his hand, bitten by himself; the other was on his neck, which was bitten by Chi Wang, but now Tao Le Don't know yet.Seeing the other party being so angry, Tao Le was still baffled: "Ah? Who bit it, a zombie, who else could it be? Do you think people are rushing to bite?"
"Which zombie is so bold! How dare you bite you?"
"It seems that the zombie dared to ask me to tell. But I'd better avoid it. I haven't been bitten by other zombies except that zombie." Tao Le recalled.
Chi Wang tightly grasped Tao Le's wrist, as if he wanted to break Tao Le's wrist, he was extremely persistent, he didn't know who that zombie was and asked without stopping: "That zombie?"
"The zombie...runs away after biting, can I know which one it is? But the body shape is very similar to yours!" Tao Le recalled, and then looked at Chi Wang, "It seems that you are faster than him, you look like a human A little bit, everything else is very similar, especially this irascible temper!"
"..." Chi Wang felt as if he already knew which zombie Tao Le was talking about, "Where's the one on the wrist?"
"Oh, I bit it myself!"
"I bit it myself! Good, good, very good!" Chi Wang felt that he was being played by Tao Le at this moment, and was about to explode in anger.
"Goo~"
A stomach groan... interrupted Chi Wang's anger.
Tao Le rubbed his stomach.I patted my stomach again...how can I be hungry at a critical moment!But I'm really hungry... ╮(╯Д╰)╭
"What do you eat?" Chi Wang asked, frowning in disgust.
"what?"
"You eat the crystal nucleus?" Chi Wang turned around, took out a fiery red crystal nucleus from a plate behind him and threw it to Tao Le.I thought: I gave it to him to continue to torture him!In case of starving to death, where will my anger go, so in order to torture him better, I only gave him food!
Tao Le caught the crystal nucleus, and then looked at it... It seems that there is no killing blood or zombie brains, it should be... clean, right?Then he wiped it with his hands worriedly, then took out a piece of toilet paper from his trouser bag, and wiped it from head to tail.
Chi Wang also took a crystal nucleus, stuffed it directly into his mouth, and said while chewing: "It's not boring to eat something like this!"
Tao Le glanced at Chi Wang, although he was under the eaves and had to bow his head, but some essential problems still cannot be avoided: "I don't know how long you have left it, has the dust accumulated... Although it is said that it is not clean, it is not clean. It’s not sick, but you can’t just stuff it in your mouth without doing anything! That’s the behavior of a beast!”
The crystal nuclei in Chi Wang's mouth was delicious at first, but when he heard Tao Le say this, he instantly felt: Indeed... I am a cultured and wise zombie king!How can you be like a low-level zombie and stuff it in your mouth regardless, it's not good, it's not good!
Just as Tao Le wiped the crystal nucleus and was hesitating whether to eat it, Chi Wang snatched it, and then threw another crystal nucleus to Tao Le, very smoothly threw the crystal nucleus in his hand into his mouth, and whispered to himself He said to himself: "Hmph! I won't kill you for now, because you still have some use, save it for me to wipe things first! But...it seems to be better than the original one, and the original one is a bit more delicious. My mouth is sour, it must be because of the dust! Those zombies really don't know how to do things!"
Tao Le was looking at the crystal nucleus in his hand, hesitating whether to eat it or not to eat it... but Chi Wang snatched one without paying attention.Then I saw a certain "robber" put Tao Le's rations into his mouth in a fair and honest manner, chewing it crunchy as if showing off.
Don't bring someone who bullies zombies like this!
But for the sake of the stomach...let's go ahead.Tao Le wiped the crystal nucleus more carefully, and said to himself: "This is melon seeds, it's melon seeds, not the broken stones in the heads of those ugly zombies!" He closed his eyes, as if he was about to swallow some poison.
Chi Wang ate two crystal nuclei in a row and was almost full, but seeing Tao Le's grief-stricken and indomitable look, he instantly felt that this kid was stupid!Then without any hesitation, he snatched the crystal nucleus that Tao Le immediately put into his mouth, and stuffed it into his mouth again.
Tao Le had made up his mind, closed his eyes and bit down hard, but the crystal nucleus was snatched away, causing him...to bite his tongue.
Covering her mouth: "(━┳┳━○━┳━) It hurts!"
Looking at Tao Le's aggrieved expression, Chi Wang instantly felt that the last crystal nucleus tasted the best!
Tao Le stared at Chi Wang with teary eyes, covered his mouth, "I know you are uneasy and kind! Give me back the crystal nucleus and, bad guy! No, it's a bad zombie!"
Chi Wang was full, and then looked at Tao Le's aggrieved expression, and picked up another crystal nucleus and threw it to Tao Le contentedly: "This is for you to eat! By the way, give me the crystal nucleus in this plate after eating Sassafras is clean! And when I need to eat in the future, you also come over and wipe it off for me!"
Tao Le held the crystal nucleus: "Orz, am I hired to clean the crystal nucleus?"
Then he secretly glanced at the rim of the pool, and found that the other party was really not interested in snatching the crystal nucleus to amuse him, so he wiped it at will, and was about to enter it, and then glanced at the rim of the pool again, before eating it with confidence...
Unfortunately, the moment he bit it... Tao Le covered his mouth again... really cried...
Hey, isn't the zombie's teeth very good?Why can't my zombie bite me?
Tao Le looked at the crystal nucleus that fell to the ground without any damage, and cried miserably!
Chi Wang originally wanted to tease Tao Le, but he felt that he was so powerful, how could he always care about such a weak creature, so he ignored Tao Le.But watching Tao Le's exaggerated movements also aroused Chi Wang's interest.After all, Chi Wang is too boring now... The zombies below are either afraid of him or afraid of him. They are not as fun as such a first-order zombie!But Chi Wang didn't expect Tao Le to hit so hard, the crystal nucleus was not crushed, but two teeth were broken.
"...Is it so hard?" Chi Wang picked up the crystal nucleus on the ground and looked at it suspiciously, "Aside from being a little brittle when I ate it, it seems that it won't break my teeth!"
Tao Le spat out the broken tooth, "It hurts... the crystal nucleus is not delicious!"
"..."
Chi Wang was also puzzled, could this crystal nucleus be so hard?Or the owner of this second-order crystal nucleus is a zombie of the strengthening system?
He put it in his mouth uncertainly, chewed it up...and swallowed it.
"..." Tao Le looked at the rim of the pool as if he was looking at a monster. A stone as hard as Nima could be crushed. Are your teeth made of bricks?I... well, I can't compare, I feel ashamed, how strong is this person, to have those teeth...
After Chi Wang finished eating, he burped and was full... Three were just right, but another one came...too much.
"You're really weak, you can't even bite a crystal nucleus!" Chi Wang said sarcastically again and again, not forgetting to show off, "Look at me, I have good teeth and appetite! I can bite even a second-order crystal nucleus!" Don't move, what are you eating!"
Tao Le covered his mouth, looked at the teeth he had placed on the ground, and then licked the empty gums. He couldn't figure out why he couldn't bite.
Wait... Tier [-]... Tier [-] zombies!Tao Le paused, then pointed to herself, and asked, "Those three (what), how many sisters (steps) are Wo (me)?"
Chi Wang said contemptuously: "I don't even know what level I am, so why don't you know that you have lived so far!" Seeing Tao Le's eyes full of curiosity, Chi Wang took a deep breath: " Level one!" Then he felt that it was not enough, and added, "The weakest one!"
Tao Le: "... (Actually, I know you don't need to add the last sentence, really!)"
"What kind of expression is that on your face! It's okay to say that you are weak, why don't you eat more!"
"...(Eat more for you to chew!)"
"What are you looking at! If you tell you to eat more, eat more! If you don't eat, I will bite you to death!"
"..." Tao Le turned his head and decided not to care about Chi Wang generously, so he wouldn't say that Chi Wang looks stupid now, "Wait... you mean the second-order crystal nucleus?"
Chi Wang raised his head and said arrogantly: "Hmm, this is how I can show my taste!"
Tao Le covered his mouth and asked, "Then if you eat a higher-level crystal nucleus...can you bite it?"
Chi Wang: "Will I be such a weak zombie? I haven't seen a zombie stronger than me so far!" Then I said, I am the strongest, who is like you, a scum with negative fighting power!
"...I suspect that it's not because of me. The reason why the crystal nucleus can't bite is because the level of the crystal nucleus is higher than mine!" Tao Le became more confident as he spoke.
"That's also because you're too weak!"
The author has something to say: One day, Tao Le was really hungry, so he remembered the second-order crystal nucleus Chi Wang gave him.
So I looked left and looked again... I felt that I needed to solve the problem of food and clothing.
So he took a hammer, intending to hammer it into small pieces and swallow it as a pill.
result……
One, two, three...
The crystal nucleus did not change...the hammer did not change...Tao Le's hand was injured...
#On Tao Lele, whose combat effectiveness is negative~#
☆、Captive zombies
Chi Wang's words choked Tao Le half to death in an instant.
Although there are indeed many external reasons... But in the final analysis, if it is not because Tao Le is not strong enough, he would not be kidnapped here by a zombie; He couldn't bite the core; if it wasn't because Tao Le wasn't strong enough, he wouldn't be intimidated by Chi Wang here!
So... Tao Le didn't refute anymore!What Chi Wang said was indeed correct, it was because Tao Le wasn't strong enough!
Tao Le looked aggrieved at Chi Wang and the crystal nucleus beside him... Can you see it or eat it... The key is that you can't bite it!
Tao Le is indeed interesting, much more interesting than those zombies who only have one expression all day, not only can talk, but also think... More importantly... Chi Wang thinks it's interesting!Especially now, a person sitting on the ground pitifully, with tears in his eyes, looks like he has been bullied, it's so interesting!
Chi Wang pinched his chin slightly, and then asked in a vicious voice: "I don't eat this, and I don't eat that! Is it possible that I still need someone to chew on you?"
"Don't eat! Starve to death." Tao Le looked up at Chi Wang, then turned around and said angrily with his back to Chi Wang.
Chi Wang roared at Tao Le.
It was only then that Tao Le remembered his recent situation: He is now in the hands of Chi Wang!Can't help his little temper.I also remembered that Chi Wang said that he ate zombies...even though he didn't eat it, but just like Chi Wang's full of blood...
Then Tao Le made up his mind: What if Chi Wang gets angry and lifts him up with his bare hands, with a ferocious face, and tears him in half with his bare hands?
The more Tao Le thought about it, the more he felt it was possible... Then he turned his head to look at Chi Wang's strong arms... and the muscles all over his body... In vain, he remembered the TV series that used to be, tearing devils with his hands... Now let's have a look It is not impossible to tear Tao Le by hand, right?
When Tao Le peeked at Chi Wang, he saw Chi Wang walking towards him step by step.The cowardly Tao Le who has been threatened many times hastily shrank in a corner, pouted his buttocks, and put his hands on his head: "Don't eat me! Don't eat me!"
When he took Chi Wang to the back of Tao Le, Zombie B pushed the door open and saw his king with his back to him, and vaguely saw a person lying on his stomach in front of him... What's the situation?And why does this scene feel so familiar?
Zombie B tilted his head and was observing, but was dismissed by Chi Wang with a single sentence: "Go get him something to eat."
Then he kicked Tao Le's pouted buttocks, causing Tao Le to throw himself on the ground.
Chi Wang hooked the corner of his mouth in a good mood, and then added: "Take this guy out, and bring him back when he's full!"
Zombie B obediently picked up Tao Le, and then retreated quietly.
Chi Wang curled his lips and muttered: "It's really boring...it's not smart enough! But what is that Tao Lele, although it's a bit annoying, but it's interesting to watch. You can abuse it first, Then torture it! I believe he should be very grateful to Dade, after all, I still saved his life, this slightly hateful food!" Then he glanced at the crystal nucleus on the plate and added, "Sure enough, I ate it today There are a lot, let’s go practice first.”
Zombie B walked out carrying Tao Le, and saw Lost A and Zombie C waiting not far away.
Zombie C slobbered and asked, "Aww? Aww? (Boss, the king won't eat? Is it a reward for us?)"
Zombie C immediately got a blank stare from Zombie B: What an idiot, that eye rewarded you for seeing this precious species!Even if the reward comes down, you idiot didn't see this zombie and didn't eat it?Where is your turn!Besides... I didn't see that the king is very satisfied with this "gift", are you going to raise it?
Thinking of this, Zombie B suddenly pinched Tao Le's meatless butt, and guessed: Could it be that the king despised him for being too thin, and planned to fatten up before eating?
The more I thought about it, the more likely it was, and I hurriedly turned my head and asked Zombie A: "Aww! (What does he eat, bring it here quickly, eat more and get fatter, the king thinks he is too thin, full of bones!)"
Zombie A hurriedly turned and left, and said while running: "Aww! (Okay brother! Yes big brother!)"
Zombie B turned his head and glanced at zombie C again, feeling powerless: Sure enough, he has to change his younger brother. Having such a younger brother not only lowers his taste but also embarrasses him!
Then I saw Zombie A running towards him with a schoolbag, and suddenly felt that although the current younger brother is not good, but the future younger brother... is not completely hopeless, at least this one is a good one. Potential!
Zombie A didn't take a breath, took Tao Le's small backpack, and handed it to zombie B.After Zombie B put Tao Le down, he stuffed his backpack to Tao Le.
Holding the backpack, Tao Le watched the three zombies staring at him.But since Chi Wang asked them to feed him, that is to say, he won't eat him for the time being, so what is Tao Le afraid of?Then he looked at the small arms and legs of zombies A, B, and C, and it turned out that Chi Wang's toned figure was worth seeing again.
Holding the backpack in his arms, he found a corner, patted the ashes on the ground, finished it, then dug out a candle from the bag and started to chew on it.He gnawed and felt that there was always someone peeping at him, so he turned his head and yelled out of breath at the three zombies: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen zombies eating?"
The three zombies shook their heads: I really haven't seen zombies eating, only eating crystal nuclei and people.
Tao Le turned his head: "I have no experience!"
Zombie C and Zombie B looked at Tao Le eating candles, and asked curiously: "Aw, ow, ow? Oh? (Little A, what is that in his hand, do you still eat it? Is it delicious?)"
Zombie A replied: "Aww! (I don't think it tastes good anyway!)"
So Tao Le ate his first meal when he came to the zombie camp under the watchful eyes of the three zombies.
After Tao Le burped after eating, the three onlookers looked at me and I looked at you. Zombie B picked up Tao Le again, intending to send him back to Zombie Huangchi's room.
Tao Le's stomach was a bit full at first, and after being carried by Zombie B, he suddenly had the urge to vomit, and hurriedly slapped Zombie B: "Wait... I'm going to vomit... I'm going to vomit, Carry it in another way!"
Level [-] and level [-] zombies can't understand human speech, but as long as they evolve to level [-] or above, they can already understand human speech and understand the meaning of it.This is also an essential difference in the evolution of zombies.But if you want to be able to speak human words... you have to reach the fifth level of Chi Wang. Of course, so far, no zombie can reach that height. It is precisely because of this that Chi Wang Zombie King can be established. status.
Zombie B has evolved to the fourth-level elementary level, so he naturally understands what Tao Le said, and used to disdain it, but now, since Tao Le has attracted the attention of the Zombie King and has been kept in captivity, in order to ensure the integrity of the king's "pet" Naturally, he will not be as rough-handed as before, and he should take this "pet"'s feelings into consideration a little bit!
So Zombie B put down Tao Le, then hooked Tao Le's collar with one hand, and pulled Tao Le towards the room in Chi Wang.
Tao Le was not happy at first, but after Zombie B drove away the two onlookers.
Tao Le also felt that something was wrong... It seemed that every zombie looked at him with an expression of wishing to eat him alive... as if he was delicious...delicious.And as long as you get close to me, everyone seems to have the urge to bite down, even myself...
In this way, it seems that this body has a fatal allure for zombies... the kind that can arouse the appetite of zombies.Tao Le suddenly felt that in the eyes of the zombies, he was actually a mobile roast chicken, maximizing his temptation!
"Don't hold back, I'll go with you!" Tao Le suddenly sensed the deep malice in this place. Is he soon equivalent to a rabbit that fell into a pile of tigers?
Facing such a dangerous situation, even an idiot knows how to protect himself, let alone Tao Le who is a "rabbit"!At this time, if he didn't hug a thick and strong thigh, he wouldn't be able to survive tonight. Rather than being worried about by so many zombies, it's better to let Chi Wang worry about it alone.At least the person who eats him is a good-looking talent. Compared with being eaten by these zombies, it is better to let Chi Wang eat him!
Zombie B nodded, and left with Tao Le.
Tao Le suddenly found that... Although he couldn't understand the language of zombies, the two sides could still communicate.
Zombie B: "Aww! (My lord, this is a gift from the new little A!)"
"Oh?" Chi Wang squeezed his chin, looking at Tao Le, who was being held up by Zombie B, with interest.
Er Tao Le looked at Chi Wang with admiration: "Idol! Xueba! Xueshen! I can't worship you anymore! You can not only speak Chinese, but also proficient in zombie language! You are so powerful!"
In Tao Le's view, Chi Wang should have had a similar experience as himself, and even if he didn't, he should be the same kind of person as himself.After all, besides Tao Le, the only zombie who can speak human language seems to be Hungry in front of him.Therefore, compared to the fear and fear of other zombies, Tao Le has a good impression of the person in front of him, and has a feeling of judging others by himself.
But in fact, the zombie named Chi Wang in front of Tao Le is indeed the original genuine product from beginning to end.What cannot be faked are zombies!And the king of zombies.Because it has reached a certain level, Chi Wang can not only accurately communicate with zombies and convey his wishes, but also express them in human language.Of course, in the zombie city, in order to show his uniqueness, Chi Wang spoke human language instead of zombie language. After all, howling zombies looked like a group of uncivilized races.
Of course, there is such a unique leader, boss, the zombies are very honored!Whatever the boss says is what he says.If Tao Le understands what the zombies are thinking, he will definitely sneer and comment: "Idiot fans!" Of course, the premise is that he dares to speak out.
But Tao Le, who is currently in the "meeting an old friend in a foreign country", doesn't think so much, and completely forgets that the zombie in front of him can make Zombie A and Zombie B so respectful just now, how could it be so weak.He, but Tao Le's current owner, to be precise, should be Tao Le's owner, the zombie king who can immediately dismantle Tao Le into his stomach!
Chi Wang glanced at Tao Le, who had an "idiot" face, and sized him up: his face was clean, and Chi Wang's expression was serious; his clothes were intact, and Chi Wang frowned; He frowned.
All of this reminded him of the bad memories three years ago!Why did that memory that made him hate it so much flash back and forth in his mind?
That's abominable!Hell!Unforgiving food! ! !
The author has something to say: Xiao Gong: "So I am very powerful and domineering, and I am tall and tall! Note, this is the first time I have appeared!! It is official!!!!"
☆, to die
After Chi Wang became a zombie, due to his early awakening of his ability, he was ahead of many zombies, and because of his good luck, he finally stood at the top of the zombies.
Looking back on the past, in the few years since Chi Wang became a zombie, he was basically on the rise.Although he is now in the position of the zombie king, it can be said that he can deal with those idiots under his command in minutes.
If one were to talk about his glorious years, then what he had to mention was the slightest flaw in this glory, the most embarrassing thing three years ago.
Looking back on it now, Chi Wang also finds it very strange, why it smells so good, but what comes into his mouth is so unbearable!And at that time, because he felt that the taste should be very delicious, he took a big bite... After returning, it not only affected his appetite for the past two months, but also made it impossible to strike at the neck in the future... It really formed a shadow up!
For three years, Chi Wang thought that he had forgotten this dark history.But he didn't expect that the thing in front of him reminded him of that unbearable experience.
"Oh, oh, oh! (The king's gift smells delicious, and it's even more delicious when you think about it.)" Zombie B spared no effort to help zombie A recommend Tao Le. After all, he will be his subordinate in the future, so he must make a good impression. wrong!
"Understood, let's go down." Chi Wang waved his hand, letting Zombie B take Zombie A down. In the empty room, only Tao Le and Chi Wang were left.
After zombies A and B left, the fragrance on Tao Le's body became stronger and stronger.It is indeed as Zombie B said, it is indeed very fragrant...very appetizing!
But it turns out that the more fragrant and appetizing something is, the more poisonous it is!It's like wearing a gorgeous coat, but the inside is so rotten that it can't be rotted anymore.Chi Wang looked at the zombie in front of him, weighing whether he should eat him.
"Brother...Brother, can you accept my knee?" Tao Le swallowed, and asked softly in his slightly trembling voice.
Chi Wang was still considering whether to eat Tao Le, but he couldn't get enough of Tao Le's words. The zombie in front of him was so weak that he couldn't even match him with a single finger... he was really talented. !
Tao Le pretended not to see Chi Wang's constipated expression, thinking that maybe his sincerity was not enough.Then he glanced at the thickly carpeted ground, and considered whether it would be more sincere to kneel and beg.After all, if he could hold such a golden thigh in the last days, he would be able to walk sideways in the future.Zombies or something... It's just a blow to the ear, and everything can be solved... Wait, something seems wrong.
Just when Tao Le fantasized about how to hug Goldfinger and embark on the dream of reaching the pinnacle of life from now on, the corners of Chi Wang's originally tense mouth twitched slightly: I finally remembered!Why does this zombie in front of me look so familiar!Why does the voice sound so familiar!Why do you keep reminding him of those bad memories!
It turned out that he was the culprit behind all the bad memories in his pool! !
It’s true that there is a way to heaven if you don’t go, and there is no way to hell if you break in!If you don't teach him a good lesson, just treat him as a bully!If you don't let this little zombie know how powerful he is, he will be the zombie king in vain!We must let this guy who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth know why the flowers are so red, why there are so many zombies, and why he is so powerful!
Chi Wang took a few steps forward, exuding an oppressive aura all over his body. If the zombies A, B, and C in front of him, they probably couldn't bear the oppression at this time, and knelt on the ground trembling.But it's a pity that in front of Chi Wang is Tao Le, who has a rough nerve and has entered the realm of fantasy, no matter how he releases his murderous aura, it will not help.
Chi Wang raised his eyebrows: Oh, it's amazing!It's kind of interesting to see such a tiny little one that is so weak that it is not afraid of him. It is indeed a zombie who once challenged his authority!
Tao Le woke up from the fantasy, and saw Chi Wang walking towards him step by step, licking his lips, clenched his hands, a little nervous.After all, although everyone is the same kind of person, there is still a difference. For example, both a scumbag and a top student are students, but there is an essential difference.
Tao Le watched Chi Wang walk in front of him, then bowed slightly, and the two faced each other, as if they were about to kiss each other in the next second.But in the next second, he saw the zombie on the opposite side close his eyes, and then took a deep breath.The original "gentle" expression instantly became serious. He stood up and looked down at Tao Le, with a trace of anger hidden in his words: "It smells pretty good."
"what?"
"Don't understand?" Chi Wang saw Tao Le's puzzled expression, "You just use this expression to confuse people?"
Zombies, especially high-level zombies, have their own abilities just like human supernatural beings. Of course, in addition to some offensive and defensive abilities, there will also be some weird abilities, such as some abilities that can interact with plants. Communication, has the ability to predict the weather, and some sounds have a hypnotic effect.From Chi Wang's point of view, although Tao Le is very weak, since he can live up to now as a first-order zombie, he must have some ability, such as this appetizing fragrance all over his body.
"Ah? What are you talking about?" Tao Le still didn't understand what Chi Wang wanted to express. He was wondering if it was because he hadn't communicated with others for too long that he had problems talking with others now?
"Oh, you pretend to understand." Chi Wang smiled disdainfully, "Although you are smarter than ordinary zombies, the oppression of rank still exists. You still have to be honest!"
"Brother, did you make a mistake? We are the same! Why tell me the truth? I must know everything you want to know."
When Chi Wang heard what Tao Le said, he also became interested. He bent down slightly, then stretched out his right hand, pinched Tao Le's chin with his fingers, and made him raise his head slightly: "Knowing everything without talking about everything? That's good, first Tell me what you've been up to these past few years."
"Ah?" Originally, Tao Le thought that the other party would ask about his identity, but unexpectedly, Chi Wang first asked about his life in the past few years.However, one person listened to his complaints, and immediately waved Chi Wang's hand on his chin and complained: "Don't tell me, I have suffered a lot in the past few years! First, I became a lonely ghost for no reason." , and then because the upper body of the ghost turned into a zombie for no reason, and I didn’t dare to eat meat. I wanted to eat something else, but I didn’t expect it to be so bad! But because I ate candles for half a year when I became a ghost, I didn’t dare to eat meat. I just wanted to try it casually...and guess what happened?"
Chi Wang wanted to ask Tao Le how he used his supernatural ability to escape the pursuit of zombies and humans in the past few years, but he didn't expect the other party to say a lot: become a ghost and take care of my business!Become a zombie... Well, it turns out that this guy wasn't a zombie in the first place!And...become a zombie, don't eat people and eat wool!Also let me guess, guess wool, I am not interested!
Seeing that the other party didn't answer for a long time, Tao Le thought that the other party hadn't guessed it, and then continued to talk to himself: "Then, I found that although the candle has no smell, it can still be eaten. Then I have been eating candles for a few years. But Brother, since everyone is of the same kind, you have to protect me when the time comes!"
Protect the yarn!
Tao Le thought that the other party had acquiesced, and gradually began to talk more: "Actually, I am quite afraid of zombies! After all, I have been bitten by zombies several times. I remember that when the base was besieged by zombies last time, a zombie came to my house , first foolishly slammed on the door for a while, and then finally got smart, smashed a big hole in the wall, and rushed in. Straight towards me... It was fine at first, and I was very polite to him , I was thinking about asking him to eat candles, but I didn’t expect him to gnaw on me. You can gnaw it if you say so... In the end, he lost his temper and threw me against the wall. I told him that I don’t like it. It’s delicious, but he insists on eating it, so who’s to blame! Then he lost his temper with me when he was dissatisfied, really... I’ve provoked someone!”
Tao Le talked more and more freely, as if he wanted to express all the grievances and loneliness of the past three years...
On the other hand, Chi Wang, who had already been regarded as a "chat companion", became darker and darker as he listened.Listen... who is this talking about?This is obviously talking about the black history that he is least willing to mention!This guy did it on purpose, absolutely on purpose!He must have recognized me, and then deliberately called me black history and poked my pain points!He must have done it on purpose!At first I said I would give this guy a good time, but now... If I don't teach this guy a lesson, I won't be called Chi Wang!
Seeing a certain guy talking more and more vigorously, Chi Wang lost his mood, and said in a rough voice: "Stop talking! I think it's noisy!"
Tao Le was talking vigorously, and was a little bit taken aback by Chi Wang's interruption at first, but after thinking about it, he thought it was right... I just got to know myself, and I felt bored hearing myself complaining like this.Besides, I still have to rely on this person to please him first, and then hurriedly stopped: "If you don't say it, you won't say it. It's all in the past tense anyway, and it's boring to listen to. What's your name, we don't know what to say." We know each other..."
"Humph!"
"It seems that this patron has a bad temper... But fortunately, I have a good temper!" Tao Le commented in a low voice, after a while, he added: "That... My name is Tao Le, Tao Le's Tao, Tao Le joy!"
"cut."
"..."
"Pool rim."
"Huh? Which pool, which rim?"
"I don't know!" Chi Wang stopped suddenly, and immediately added: "It's Chi Wang's Chi Wang! If you ask any more questions, I'll eat you!"
When Tao Le heard the previous sentence, he wanted to complain about you buddy, you don't even know your name, but before he could say anything, he heard Chi Wang's last sentence and asked uncertainly: "Then what... Can I ask... don't you, eat, people?"
"Why do zombies eat if they don't eat people?" Then I remembered that there is really no one to eat recently, "Of course I eat zombies (the crystal nucleus) from time to time!"
The author has something to say: Bonus small theater: Chi Wang: "This zombie can read! Now I am the only one among the zombies who can read!"
Zombie A: "Yes, my king!"
Zombie B: "The king is mighty!"
Zombie C: "Your Majesty knows one, two, three..."
☆、pain...pain
Tao Le originally thought that Chi Wan, like himself, could not eat people.But his first sentence made Tao Le's expectations come to nothing, but then he thought again, since the other party only eats people and not zombies, does it mean that he is not dangerous at all?
But obviously Tao Le and Chi Wang were born at odds, Chi Wang's last sentence, yes, Tao Le was hairy all over.I thought the zombie in front of me was a good person, but I didn't expect it to be a cannibal!Not only cannibals, but even zombies are not spared!
Tao Le hastily looked up and down... After that door, it seems that there is no escape route!
"Can... can you not eat me? Zombies don't taste good! Even if zombies taste good, I'm still the one that doesn't taste good! If you don't believe me, look, here, and here!" Tao Le turned over his collar , already on the sleeve, revealing the bite marks left behind even though healed inside for Chi Wang to see, "These are evidences, I really really don't taste good! If it tasted good, I would have been eaten a long time ago."
Chi Wang first saw the bite marks on Tao Le's neck, and was extremely satisfied.Seeing the bite marks on Tao Le's hands, he immediately became angry!Tao Le should be his own food!From the inside to the outside, from the inside to the outside, everything is your own!How can you tolerate other people's meddling?
Chi Wang grabbed Tao Le's arm and asked in a vicious voice, "Who bit it!"
In order to show how accurate what he said, Tao Le actually had only two bite marks on his body, one was on his hand, bitten by himself; the other was on his neck, which was bitten by Chi Wang, but now Tao Le Don't know yet.Seeing the other party being so angry, Tao Le was still baffled: "Ah? Who bit it, a zombie, who else could it be? Do you think people are rushing to bite?"
"Which zombie is so bold! How dare you bite you?"
"It seems that the zombie dared to ask me to tell. But I'd better avoid it. I haven't been bitten by other zombies except that zombie." Tao Le recalled.
Chi Wang tightly grasped Tao Le's wrist, as if he wanted to break Tao Le's wrist, he was extremely persistent, he didn't know who that zombie was and asked without stopping: "That zombie?"
"The zombie...runs away after biting, can I know which one it is? But the body shape is very similar to yours!" Tao Le recalled, and then looked at Chi Wang, "It seems that you are faster than him, you look like a human A little bit, everything else is very similar, especially this irascible temper!"
"..." Chi Wang felt as if he already knew which zombie Tao Le was talking about, "Where's the one on the wrist?"
"Oh, I bit it myself!"
"I bit it myself! Good, good, very good!" Chi Wang felt that he was being played by Tao Le at this moment, and was about to explode in anger.
"Goo~"
A stomach groan... interrupted Chi Wang's anger.
Tao Le rubbed his stomach.I patted my stomach again...how can I be hungry at a critical moment!But I'm really hungry... ╮(╯Д╰)╭
"What do you eat?" Chi Wang asked, frowning in disgust.
"what?"
"You eat the crystal nucleus?" Chi Wang turned around, took out a fiery red crystal nucleus from a plate behind him and threw it to Tao Le.I thought: I gave it to him to continue to torture him!In case of starving to death, where will my anger go, so in order to torture him better, I only gave him food!
Tao Le caught the crystal nucleus, and then looked at it... It seems that there is no killing blood or zombie brains, it should be... clean, right?Then he wiped it with his hands worriedly, then took out a piece of toilet paper from his trouser bag, and wiped it from head to tail.
Chi Wang also took a crystal nucleus, stuffed it directly into his mouth, and said while chewing: "It's not boring to eat something like this!"
Tao Le glanced at Chi Wang, although he was under the eaves and had to bow his head, but some essential problems still cannot be avoided: "I don't know how long you have left it, has the dust accumulated... Although it is said that it is not clean, it is not clean. It’s not sick, but you can’t just stuff it in your mouth without doing anything! That’s the behavior of a beast!”
The crystal nuclei in Chi Wang's mouth was delicious at first, but when he heard Tao Le say this, he instantly felt: Indeed... I am a cultured and wise zombie king!How can you be like a low-level zombie and stuff it in your mouth regardless, it's not good, it's not good!
Just as Tao Le wiped the crystal nucleus and was hesitating whether to eat it, Chi Wang snatched it, and then threw another crystal nucleus to Tao Le, very smoothly threw the crystal nucleus in his hand into his mouth, and whispered to himself He said to himself: "Hmph! I won't kill you for now, because you still have some use, save it for me to wipe things first! But...it seems to be better than the original one, and the original one is a bit more delicious. My mouth is sour, it must be because of the dust! Those zombies really don't know how to do things!"
Tao Le was looking at the crystal nucleus in his hand, hesitating whether to eat it or not to eat it... but Chi Wang snatched one without paying attention.Then I saw a certain "robber" put Tao Le's rations into his mouth in a fair and honest manner, chewing it crunchy as if showing off.
Don't bring someone who bullies zombies like this!
But for the sake of the stomach...let's go ahead.Tao Le wiped the crystal nucleus more carefully, and said to himself: "This is melon seeds, it's melon seeds, not the broken stones in the heads of those ugly zombies!" He closed his eyes, as if he was about to swallow some poison.
Chi Wang ate two crystal nuclei in a row and was almost full, but seeing Tao Le's grief-stricken and indomitable look, he instantly felt that this kid was stupid!Then without any hesitation, he snatched the crystal nucleus that Tao Le immediately put into his mouth, and stuffed it into his mouth again.
Tao Le had made up his mind, closed his eyes and bit down hard, but the crystal nucleus was snatched away, causing him...to bite his tongue.
Covering her mouth: "(━┳┳━○━┳━) It hurts!"
Looking at Tao Le's aggrieved expression, Chi Wang instantly felt that the last crystal nucleus tasted the best!
Tao Le stared at Chi Wang with teary eyes, covered his mouth, "I know you are uneasy and kind! Give me back the crystal nucleus and, bad guy! No, it's a bad zombie!"
Chi Wang was full, and then looked at Tao Le's aggrieved expression, and picked up another crystal nucleus and threw it to Tao Le contentedly: "This is for you to eat! By the way, give me the crystal nucleus in this plate after eating Sassafras is clean! And when I need to eat in the future, you also come over and wipe it off for me!"
Tao Le held the crystal nucleus: "Orz, am I hired to clean the crystal nucleus?"
Then he secretly glanced at the rim of the pool, and found that the other party was really not interested in snatching the crystal nucleus to amuse him, so he wiped it at will, and was about to enter it, and then glanced at the rim of the pool again, before eating it with confidence...
Unfortunately, the moment he bit it... Tao Le covered his mouth again... really cried...
Hey, isn't the zombie's teeth very good?Why can't my zombie bite me?
Tao Le looked at the crystal nucleus that fell to the ground without any damage, and cried miserably!
Chi Wang originally wanted to tease Tao Le, but he felt that he was so powerful, how could he always care about such a weak creature, so he ignored Tao Le.But watching Tao Le's exaggerated movements also aroused Chi Wang's interest.After all, Chi Wang is too boring now... The zombies below are either afraid of him or afraid of him. They are not as fun as such a first-order zombie!But Chi Wang didn't expect Tao Le to hit so hard, the crystal nucleus was not crushed, but two teeth were broken.
"...Is it so hard?" Chi Wang picked up the crystal nucleus on the ground and looked at it suspiciously, "Aside from being a little brittle when I ate it, it seems that it won't break my teeth!"
Tao Le spat out the broken tooth, "It hurts... the crystal nucleus is not delicious!"
"..."
Chi Wang was also puzzled, could this crystal nucleus be so hard?Or the owner of this second-order crystal nucleus is a zombie of the strengthening system?
He put it in his mouth uncertainly, chewed it up...and swallowed it.
"..." Tao Le looked at the rim of the pool as if he was looking at a monster. A stone as hard as Nima could be crushed. Are your teeth made of bricks?I... well, I can't compare, I feel ashamed, how strong is this person, to have those teeth...
After Chi Wang finished eating, he burped and was full... Three were just right, but another one came...too much.
"You're really weak, you can't even bite a crystal nucleus!" Chi Wang said sarcastically again and again, not forgetting to show off, "Look at me, I have good teeth and appetite! I can bite even a second-order crystal nucleus!" Don't move, what are you eating!"
Tao Le covered his mouth, looked at the teeth he had placed on the ground, and then licked the empty gums. He couldn't figure out why he couldn't bite.
Wait... Tier [-]... Tier [-] zombies!Tao Le paused, then pointed to herself, and asked, "Those three (what), how many sisters (steps) are Wo (me)?"
Chi Wang said contemptuously: "I don't even know what level I am, so why don't you know that you have lived so far!" Seeing Tao Le's eyes full of curiosity, Chi Wang took a deep breath: " Level one!" Then he felt that it was not enough, and added, "The weakest one!"
Tao Le: "... (Actually, I know you don't need to add the last sentence, really!)"
"What kind of expression is that on your face! It's okay to say that you are weak, why don't you eat more!"
"...(Eat more for you to chew!)"
"What are you looking at! If you tell you to eat more, eat more! If you don't eat, I will bite you to death!"
"..." Tao Le turned his head and decided not to care about Chi Wang generously, so he wouldn't say that Chi Wang looks stupid now, "Wait... you mean the second-order crystal nucleus?"
Chi Wang raised his head and said arrogantly: "Hmm, this is how I can show my taste!"
Tao Le covered his mouth and asked, "Then if you eat a higher-level crystal nucleus...can you bite it?"
Chi Wang: "Will I be such a weak zombie? I haven't seen a zombie stronger than me so far!" Then I said, I am the strongest, who is like you, a scum with negative fighting power!
"...I suspect that it's not because of me. The reason why the crystal nucleus can't bite is because the level of the crystal nucleus is higher than mine!" Tao Le became more confident as he spoke.
"That's also because you're too weak!"
The author has something to say: One day, Tao Le was really hungry, so he remembered the second-order crystal nucleus Chi Wang gave him.
So I looked left and looked again... I felt that I needed to solve the problem of food and clothing.
So he took a hammer, intending to hammer it into small pieces and swallow it as a pill.
result……
One, two, three...
The crystal nucleus did not change...the hammer did not change...Tao Le's hand was injured...
#On Tao Lele, whose combat effectiveness is negative~#
☆、Captive zombies
Chi Wang's words choked Tao Le half to death in an instant.
Although there are indeed many external reasons... But in the final analysis, if it is not because Tao Le is not strong enough, he would not be kidnapped here by a zombie; He couldn't bite the core; if it wasn't because Tao Le wasn't strong enough, he wouldn't be intimidated by Chi Wang here!
So... Tao Le didn't refute anymore!What Chi Wang said was indeed correct, it was because Tao Le wasn't strong enough!
Tao Le looked aggrieved at Chi Wang and the crystal nucleus beside him... Can you see it or eat it... The key is that you can't bite it!
Tao Le is indeed interesting, much more interesting than those zombies who only have one expression all day, not only can talk, but also think... More importantly... Chi Wang thinks it's interesting!Especially now, a person sitting on the ground pitifully, with tears in his eyes, looks like he has been bullied, it's so interesting!
Chi Wang pinched his chin slightly, and then asked in a vicious voice: "I don't eat this, and I don't eat that! Is it possible that I still need someone to chew on you?"
"Don't eat! Starve to death." Tao Le looked up at Chi Wang, then turned around and said angrily with his back to Chi Wang.
Chi Wang roared at Tao Le.
It was only then that Tao Le remembered his recent situation: He is now in the hands of Chi Wang!Can't help his little temper.I also remembered that Chi Wang said that he ate zombies...even though he didn't eat it, but just like Chi Wang's full of blood...
Then Tao Le made up his mind: What if Chi Wang gets angry and lifts him up with his bare hands, with a ferocious face, and tears him in half with his bare hands?
The more Tao Le thought about it, the more he felt it was possible... Then he turned his head to look at Chi Wang's strong arms... and the muscles all over his body... In vain, he remembered the TV series that used to be, tearing devils with his hands... Now let's have a look It is not impossible to tear Tao Le by hand, right?
When Tao Le peeked at Chi Wang, he saw Chi Wang walking towards him step by step.The cowardly Tao Le who has been threatened many times hastily shrank in a corner, pouted his buttocks, and put his hands on his head: "Don't eat me! Don't eat me!"
When he took Chi Wang to the back of Tao Le, Zombie B pushed the door open and saw his king with his back to him, and vaguely saw a person lying on his stomach in front of him... What's the situation?And why does this scene feel so familiar?
Zombie B tilted his head and was observing, but was dismissed by Chi Wang with a single sentence: "Go get him something to eat."
Then he kicked Tao Le's pouted buttocks, causing Tao Le to throw himself on the ground.
Chi Wang hooked the corner of his mouth in a good mood, and then added: "Take this guy out, and bring him back when he's full!"
Zombie B obediently picked up Tao Le, and then retreated quietly.
Chi Wang curled his lips and muttered: "It's really boring...it's not smart enough! But what is that Tao Lele, although it's a bit annoying, but it's interesting to watch. You can abuse it first, Then torture it! I believe he should be very grateful to Dade, after all, I still saved his life, this slightly hateful food!" Then he glanced at the crystal nucleus on the plate and added, "Sure enough, I ate it today There are a lot, let’s go practice first.”
Zombie B walked out carrying Tao Le, and saw Lost A and Zombie C waiting not far away.
Zombie C slobbered and asked, "Aww? Aww? (Boss, the king won't eat? Is it a reward for us?)"
Zombie C immediately got a blank stare from Zombie B: What an idiot, that eye rewarded you for seeing this precious species!Even if the reward comes down, you idiot didn't see this zombie and didn't eat it?Where is your turn!Besides... I didn't see that the king is very satisfied with this "gift", are you going to raise it?
Thinking of this, Zombie B suddenly pinched Tao Le's meatless butt, and guessed: Could it be that the king despised him for being too thin, and planned to fatten up before eating?
The more I thought about it, the more likely it was, and I hurriedly turned my head and asked Zombie A: "Aww! (What does he eat, bring it here quickly, eat more and get fatter, the king thinks he is too thin, full of bones!)"
Zombie A hurriedly turned and left, and said while running: "Aww! (Okay brother! Yes big brother!)"
Zombie B turned his head and glanced at zombie C again, feeling powerless: Sure enough, he has to change his younger brother. Having such a younger brother not only lowers his taste but also embarrasses him!
Then I saw Zombie A running towards him with a schoolbag, and suddenly felt that although the current younger brother is not good, but the future younger brother... is not completely hopeless, at least this one is a good one. Potential!
Zombie A didn't take a breath, took Tao Le's small backpack, and handed it to zombie B.After Zombie B put Tao Le down, he stuffed his backpack to Tao Le.
Holding the backpack, Tao Le watched the three zombies staring at him.But since Chi Wang asked them to feed him, that is to say, he won't eat him for the time being, so what is Tao Le afraid of?Then he looked at the small arms and legs of zombies A, B, and C, and it turned out that Chi Wang's toned figure was worth seeing again.
Holding the backpack in his arms, he found a corner, patted the ashes on the ground, finished it, then dug out a candle from the bag and started to chew on it.He gnawed and felt that there was always someone peeping at him, so he turned his head and yelled out of breath at the three zombies: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen zombies eating?"
The three zombies shook their heads: I really haven't seen zombies eating, only eating crystal nuclei and people.
Tao Le turned his head: "I have no experience!"
Zombie C and Zombie B looked at Tao Le eating candles, and asked curiously: "Aw, ow, ow? Oh? (Little A, what is that in his hand, do you still eat it? Is it delicious?)"
Zombie A replied: "Aww! (I don't think it tastes good anyway!)"
So Tao Le ate his first meal when he came to the zombie camp under the watchful eyes of the three zombies.
After Tao Le burped after eating, the three onlookers looked at me and I looked at you. Zombie B picked up Tao Le again, intending to send him back to Zombie Huangchi's room.
Tao Le's stomach was a bit full at first, and after being carried by Zombie B, he suddenly had the urge to vomit, and hurriedly slapped Zombie B: "Wait... I'm going to vomit... I'm going to vomit, Carry it in another way!"
Level [-] and level [-] zombies can't understand human speech, but as long as they evolve to level [-] or above, they can already understand human speech and understand the meaning of it.This is also an essential difference in the evolution of zombies.But if you want to be able to speak human words... you have to reach the fifth level of Chi Wang. Of course, so far, no zombie can reach that height. It is precisely because of this that Chi Wang Zombie King can be established. status.
Zombie B has evolved to the fourth-level elementary level, so he naturally understands what Tao Le said, and used to disdain it, but now, since Tao Le has attracted the attention of the Zombie King and has been kept in captivity, in order to ensure the integrity of the king's "pet" Naturally, he will not be as rough-handed as before, and he should take this "pet"'s feelings into consideration a little bit!
So Zombie B put down Tao Le, then hooked Tao Le's collar with one hand, and pulled Tao Le towards the room in Chi Wang.
Tao Le was not happy at first, but after Zombie B drove away the two onlookers.
Tao Le also felt that something was wrong... It seemed that every zombie looked at him with an expression of wishing to eat him alive... as if he was delicious...delicious.And as long as you get close to me, everyone seems to have the urge to bite down, even myself...
In this way, it seems that this body has a fatal allure for zombies... the kind that can arouse the appetite of zombies.Tao Le suddenly felt that in the eyes of the zombies, he was actually a mobile roast chicken, maximizing his temptation!
"Don't hold back, I'll go with you!" Tao Le suddenly sensed the deep malice in this place. Is he soon equivalent to a rabbit that fell into a pile of tigers?
Facing such a dangerous situation, even an idiot knows how to protect himself, let alone Tao Le who is a "rabbit"!At this time, if he didn't hug a thick and strong thigh, he wouldn't be able to survive tonight. Rather than being worried about by so many zombies, it's better to let Chi Wang worry about it alone.At least the person who eats him is a good-looking talent. Compared with being eaten by these zombies, it is better to let Chi Wang eat him!
Zombie B nodded, and left with Tao Le.
Tao Le suddenly found that... Although he couldn't understand the language of zombies, the two sides could still communicate.
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