The weakest zombie ever
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"Hey! Do you understand human language? Then why did you ignore me at first?"
Zombie B walked forward without looking back. (You are so weak, why should I care about you? In my eyes, you used to be a "gift" + "food", but now you are a "king's pet" + a weak creature that needs protection)
"Hey! You could understand me just now, why are you ignoring me now!"
Zombie B continues to move forward. (I’ve never seen such a talkative zombie! If you have the time, you might as well hurry up and practice! Why did you fall in love with the king...it must be because he dislikes him for being too thin, and he is going to eat after fattening up! It must be like this!)
Tao Le wanted to ask Zombie B, but Zombie B pushed him into the room, and locked him inside with a bang.
Chi Wang looked up at Tao Le and asked, "Are you full?"
"Hic!" Tao Le's full hiccup answered him.
Chi Wang nodded: "Eat more, you are too thin and too weak!" Then he pointed to the crystal nuclei piled up on the plate beside him and said, "Wipe those for me, don't leave any ash!"
Tao Le nodded, then ran dejectedly to the place where the crystal nuclei were placed, picked one up and wiped it with his hands.
So much gray!It seems that I just picked up Chi Wang and ate it directly!Zombies are so unhygienic!
☆, no wages for work
After Tao Le lived alone in the apocalypse, his housekeeping skills gradually improved. Today, even if Tao Le can't find a job, he can still be a competent part-time worker.But after being caught by Zombie A and taken to his lair, Tao Le felt that he was not treated like a prisoner at all, but like a nanny!Waiting on Chi Wang all day long, this kind of furry is to the extreme, is it the master who has come up with some new tricks, Tao Le just wants to say: "Being treated as a prisoner or a captive is better than the current treatment, no! I am The skill value is full (compared to zombies), but I also have to ask if I want to!"
But obviously, creatures like zombies would not accept Tao Le's protest and rebuttal.When encountering such a situation, zombies with simple minds and well-developed limbs can only solve it in one way, and that is - fight!
For zombies, as long as you are strong in force, no matter what you say is the truth!But if you can't beat me, then everything I say is right!
Obviously Tao Lejun is in the group of zombies, and he belongs to the category where everything I say is wrong and everything you say is right.Although there is a powerful thug by his side, he obviously can't handle it!
Therefore, Tao Le can only do the most tiring work and suffer the most anger.But it seemed that no one dared to bully him except Chi Wang.
At first, Chi Wang just ordered him to scrub the crystal nucleus every day, and otherwise just stayed in the room in a daze.
Later, Tao Le felt that the place where he lived was too dusty and dirty.I just cleaned the place where I live every day, and then I cleaned the whole house as well.
Chi Wang found that after cleaning, it was indeed more comfortable than before!So I discovered another function of Tao Le - sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, wiping the tables and chairs, plus making beds and stacking quilts, an all-round home nanny.So...Tao Le's workload soared tragically.
Of course, Tao Le also stood up and resisted... But if a scumbag with only five strength points fights a final boss with a strength value of over [-], even people who don't play games can know the result.All kinds of protests were ruthlessly suppressed by Chi Wang's super high combat effectiveness.
But what made Tao Le most indignant was another matter.For him, it's okay to do housework and so on. He has been doing it for several years in the last days... But it's just a bigger room and one more person.
It was the third day Tao Le came to the zombie camp, and it had been five days since Tao Le took a bath last time.Although the metabolism of zombies is slower, they also feel dirty. After all, they do "so much" work every day.
So that night after Tao Le "served" Chi Wang, taking advantage of Chi Wang's good mood, he beat his leg and asked in a low voice, "So what...can you ask for a leave?"
"Huh?" Chi Wang closed his eyes, enjoying Tao Le's massage.There was a hint of laziness in the low voice.
"Do some private business, ask for a vacation?"
Chi Wang opened his eyes and looked at Tao Le up and down: "That part of your body is not mine? Is it a private matter?"
This can be regarded as playing hooligans and being molested, so forget it, forget it?
Although I felt that it would be disadvantageous to continue talking, but... Tao Le twisted her body, not only wanted to take a bath, but also wanted to change clothes: "Go take a bath!"
Not to mention, Chi Wang really knows about bathing, but compared to people with a strong metabolism, zombies sweat very little...and they are not clean...so even a zombie emperor like Chi Wang , I usually just wear clothes, and then go to the pool or river, and it’s OK to wash it casually, but it’s not like human beings who have shampoo and shampoo.
When Chi Wang heard Tao Le said that he wanted to take a bath, he thought about it... It seemed that he hadn't washed for several days, so he waved Tao Le away and said, standing up, and said in a gifted tone: "Follow me !"
Then he took Tao Le to a door next to his room, pushed the door open, and there was a large open-air swimming pool.Not to mention, compared to other swimming pools, this swimming pool is obviously very high-end and atmospheric!Although Tao Le didn't understand its configuration very well, it looked very high-end. It looked like what was said in the news before the end of the world: the world's first swimming pool without washing and changing water.It seems to be talking about this... That is to say, pure natural, pollution-free and never-ending bath water!
But Chi Wang doesn't pay attention to this... To him, this place is just a place to take a bath.
Grabbing Tao Le's sleeve, he strode forward directly.
In order not to be dragged away, Tao Le could only trot to catch up with Chi Wang's footsteps.
As soon as he arrived at the swimming pool, Chi Wan directly pushed Tao Le into the swimming pool, rinsed it like mutton slices, and then slipped out.
Tao Le was so tossed by the pool, first choked on the water, then became dizzy, and then stood on the edge of the pool wet all over.
Tao Le: "I really don't treat zombies as human beings!"
Then he watched Chi Wang put on his clothes and planned to jump into it.
"Pool! You won't just jump into it like this, will you?"
"What are you talking about! I want to wash after you have finished washing, why? Still want to wash?" Chi Wang stopped and turned around and said.
"...You call this a bath? It's not even as good as a shower, right?" Tao Le was twisting his clothes, and suddenly raised his head and asked, "Chi Wang, it can't be that you don't know how to take a bath at all, right?"
"..."
"You really don't know how to take a bath?"
"..."
"No way... I really don't know how to take a shower!"
"No one taught me how to be a fart!"
"Oh~~" Tao Le asked with a smile: "Forget it, I've become a housekeeper anyway, so it's okay to help you take a bath. Take off your clothes!"
"..." Chi Wang narrowed his eyes and looked at Tao Le, "Take off first!"
"...Just take it off, they are all men, what are you afraid of?" Tao Le thought for a while, although he felt a little embarrassed, but after another thought, they are all males anyway, who will suffer from whom, what are you afraid of?
As he said that, Tao Le took off his clothes, then turned to look at Chi Wang.
It's white, tender, and smells delicious...very appetizing!The only pity is...it doesn't taste good...
Chi Wang pouted, then boldly took off his clothes and jumped directly into the swimming pool.
"No such personal attack!" Tao Le took a peek at Chi Wang's muscular body, and then compared his body with a slender figure. Suddenly, such a sentence came to mind: When a person's body is perfect After a certain level, it will make everyone feel inferior.Yes, although Tao Le doesn't care about body shape... But compared to Chi Wang's figure, it is really a shock!
I don't know if it feels as good as it looks...
Tao Le also jumped into the swimming pool. He was carried by the edge of the pool. He didn't know the depth, but the depth just past his chest was just right...
When both of them got into the water, they realized that they didn't even bring towels for a change of clothes.Look around, and then look at the discarded clothes on the table... It should be okay to take a shower first, right?
Tao Le stood behind Chi Wang, wrapped his hands in clothes to help Chi Wang rub his back, Tao Le rejoiced: Luckily, he had his nails manicured... Otherwise, the clothes would definitely be ruined.
Chi Wang stood in the swimming pool, as straight as a pine tree, but with Tao Le's little strength, he couldn't move at all: "Have you eaten yet? Use some strength!"
"...I didn't eat, I only ate candles." Tao Le muttered in a low voice while exerting himself.
"Using some strength!"
Tao Le is really exerting all his strength, but the gap between the two is too low...
"It's already at its maximum strength! Or are you looking for someone to come?"
"Strength! It's because you are too weak."
"..."
After a bath, Chi Wang felt refreshed, while Tao Le lay down tired: "This bath is more tiring than fighting."
"I am very familiar with the waiter, continue next time!"
"... help... help!"
Afterwards, the zombies in the zombie base discovered...their king is still so mighty and domineering, but he seems to have fallen in love with taking a bath recently!
Zombie A: "Aww? (Can bathing make you stronger?)"
Zombie B: "Aww! (It should be, otherwise, the king just washed it for a while before, so it's like washing it for an hour now!)"
Zombie C: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
As a result, the high-level zombies set off a wave of follow-up and went to take a bath every day. Of course, they just soaked themselves in the water, unlike the pool rim, where someone specially rubbed their backs and massaged them.
For Tao Le, there is one more task every day: bathing the pool!
Tao Le: "You squeeze people every day without paying them wages! They don't bring such things to squeeze migrant workers! This is against the law, and labor zombies have no zombie rights! Please hurry up and create a labor law! I'm starting to eat and accompany After playing, chatting and washing, do you want to sleep with me in the future?"
But obviously, even if the Zombie Labor Law is created, it has to be promulgated by Chi Wang. For Tao Le, it is still unknown whether he can wait until this day!
Therefore, Tao Le, who made the best use of everything, lived happily in the zombie base like this, and spent every meaningful day with the zombies. When the candles brought by someone were exhausted... Tao Le suddenly Realizing that I might starve to death...
☆, crystal nuclei are poisonous!
Chi Wang feels very strange recently, his pet is weak.And it's not as serious as it used to be!
Although Tao Le himself deserves a beating and is mischievous, but compared to other zombies, Tao Le is the one who serves Chi Wang Shunxin.
And as a "magnanimous" and tolerant pet owner, Chi Wang feels that he can still take care of his pets occasionally!
Looking at Tao Le who was squatting weakly beside him: "What's wrong?"
Tao Le turned his back to the edge of the pool, looked at the two candles left, and was calculating how many days he could last, when suddenly asked what was wrong, he replied reflexively: "I'm thinking how many days I can live !"
Chi Wang felt that his authority had been challenged!Here, who dares to offend him?Who can beat him?But his pet was being bullied like this, how could he tolerate it?
"Who wants to eat you?" Then he felt that as a majestic master, he couldn't show that he cared too much about his pet, so he hurriedly remedied: "It smells better, but it tastes too bad!"
"I know I'm unpalatable, but it's not like I haven't eaten it before! Oh... wait, who wants to eat me? Besides you who want to eat me, who else wants to eat me?" Then suddenly said: "Besides, fight Dogs need to... um."
"Then what did you say that you are dying? Could it be that you are dissatisfied with me? You want me to eat you?"
"There's nothing to eat..."
"Hey! I haven't seen you become much stronger after eating so much of that kind of thing." Chi Wang looked contemptuous and disdainful.
"I can't chew the crystal nucleus... and I think it was dug out from the zombie's brain, and it feels very... greasy." Tao Le said to his fingers, can he be blamed? Finger hacking!In fact, now he only has one very small wish - to live well, not to be killed or eaten by zombies!Why is it so difficult to realize this little wish?
"Nothing!" Chi Wang reprimanded him, then picked up the shiny crystal nucleus on the plate, and put it in his hand: "I can't chew it? I can't bite it, can I?"
Tao Le nodded.
"Give it to me!" He said and stuffed the large crystal nucleus in his hand into Tao Le's mouth.
"Woooooooo..."
"Don't spit! Spit it out, and I'll let you swallow it alive!" Seeing Tao Le's movements, Chi Wang stopped him.Then he slapped all the crystal nuclei with a little tail in one go.
Under the coercion of Chi Wang, Tao Le could only hold the crystal nucleus and hope that the crystal nucleus would be smaller.
On the first day, Tao Le pouted at work.Chi Wang thought it was cute, and asked kindly: "How is it? Is it smaller?"
Tao Le shook his head.
Chi Wang comforted himself: "Perhaps the first-order zombies have poor digestion ability, so we may have to wait."
The next day, Tao Le still pouts at work.
Chi Wang asked boredly: "Why are you still hungry?"
Tao Le nodded and shook his head.
Chi Wang: "Speak!"
Tao Le pointed to his mouth, indicating that he couldn't speak.
Chi Wang: "It's boring!"
On the third day, Chi Wang looked at Tao Le who was pouting at work again.It seems that nothing has changed at all...
On the fourth day and the fifth day, it was still the same...
After five days, Chi Wang suddenly felt that his life was too boring. In the past, he thought it was because Tao Le was too boring!But without Tao Le...he always felt that something was missing!Chi Wang said: Habits come naturally, plus I am very magnanimous, I don't let pets care about these things!
Chi Wang: "Spit it up, talk to me for a while."
Tao Le pointed to his mouth, then waved his hand.
Chi Wang: "What? Are you still interested?"
Tao Le waved his hands vigorously.
Chi Wang: "Speak!"
Tao Le still waved his hand.
Chi Wang thought to himself: Tao Le, if you don't say anything if I ask you to talk, why are you getting angry with me!Although I don't care about you generously, it doesn't mean that I can tolerate your awkwardness!
So he slapped Tao Le.
The crystal nucleus Tao Le held in his mouth finally "sprayed" out with Chi Wang's slap.
Then he rubbed his cheeks that were flushed by Chi Wang, and Tao Le made a few weird faces to move his facial nerves.
Chi Wang's expression was quite cold: Good Tao Le, you are protesting against me, right?
"Finally spit it out!" Tao Le exclaimed after reassuring, "If this continues, my mouth won't be able to hold it anymore!"
The two zombies looked at the crystal nuclei on the ground that hadn't gotten smaller at all, and sighed at the same time: "It can't be smaller."
Not getting smaller means that Tao Le's five days of torture were in vain.At the same time, it also means that Chi Wang's "paying attention" for the past five days has been wasted.
Thinking of this, Chi Wang gave Tao Le another disgusted look: "Weak and weak! Too weak!"
Tao Le: "I've suffered too...why blame me!"
Then Chi Wang found another first-order crystal nucleus and handed it to Tao Le, threatening: "If you haven't digested it yet, you can wait to be beaten!"
Tao Le took the crystal nucleus tremblingly, then glanced at the rim of the eye pool, put the crystal nucleus into his mouth with a tortoise's speed, peeked at the rim of the eye pool secretly, then used his teeth, and secretly glanced at the rim of the eye pool again .
Although Chi Wang stood aloofly and didn't look at Tao Le on the surface, he actually paid attention to him all the time.Unexpectedly, Tao Le would look at him with one movement!
Chi Wang thought to himself: What's wrong!If I tell you to eat it, you will eat it, look at me!Isn't it just a crystal nucleus? As for being so flattered?No experience!redneck!Next time I will let you see my treasured third-level zombie crystal nucleus, hum~
At this time, Tao Le was thinking: Is it lenient to confess?Or do you not admit your mistake?
This spar...although he didn't have a high-grade one...but it was still much harder than a candle. Tao Le said that he still...couldn't bite it without damaging his teeth_
The poor Jiang Jinghe took it out and looked at Chi Wang pleadingly: "I know, I'm too weak (it's not my fault, I'm not a real zombie), and my teeth are not good (you can't blame me, even if the zombie teeth Well, it can’t be said that there are no cavities?), but can I make a plea before I die?”
"Hmph! (Did I say I want to eat you? It's just a matter of intimidation. What are you doing with a mournful face? Your master, I'm not dead yet!)"
"You are so powerful, I believe that even a small crystal nucleus can't do anything to you. So, can you... make this smaller? It's best to be able to swallow it?" He said while holding the crystal nucleus with a flattering expression. look.
Chi Wang looked at the saliva-stained crystal nucleus in distaste, then took a second-order crystal nucleus from the plate, put it in the palm of his hand, put his fingers together, and raised his head towards Tao Le.
"..." Tao Le opened his mouth, stunned in place!A few big words floated back and forth in my mind: "Is this the end?"
"Why are you staring? Find me a bowl to put it in!"
"Ah? Oh oh..." Hastily picked up an empty bottle in the corner, handed it to Chi Wang, and complained in his heart: "I'll go! The crystal nucleus that I can't even bite is crushed like this? Just crush it?" In this way, it will be done all at once... The gap is huge!"
This pet is so naive!That hole is so small, it wants to exhaust me to death!
Seeing Chi Wang not answering, Tao Le thought he couldn't reach him, and then stepped forward a few steps, but Chi Wang still refused.I found that the other party's face was not good, and I thought: It's obvious that there was nothing wrong just now...why do I dislike it now.
Following Chi Wang's gaze, Tao Le understood in seconds.It turns out that I despise this bottle!
After looking around, I finally saw a small bowl next to the crystal nucleus plate.Hastily took it over.
Chi Wang let go of his hand and sprinkled the powder in his hand into the bowl, "Hurry up! Remember to wipe the crystal nucleus clean for me, and keep it by yourself!"
Tao Le held the bowl and sighed foolishly.
In fact, the powder of the crystal nucleus is not too much, but it looks shiny, like colored sand.Tao Le hesitated, what should he eat?Do you just swallow it like this?Or drink it with some water?Or can it be used as flour, kneaded into dumplings and steamed for cooked food?Or knead them into balls and take them as pills?
In the end, Tao Le brought the bowl close to him, and slightly stuck out his tongue, intending to lick it.
When the tip of the tongue touches the powder of the crystal nucleus, it tastes slightly sweet, a bit like sugar residue, but it does not stay in the mouth like sugar residue, but melts extremely quickly.If you really want to describe it, Tao Le can only say that the taste is a bit like fruit-flavored white sugar, but the feeling in your mouth is a bit like the kind of cotton candy at the school gate after school when you were a child!
After thinking about it, Tao Le's eyes filled with tears. It really tastes better than candles!No wonder zombies like to eat crystal nuclei!
He pouted his mouth impolitely, feeling a little unfinished.Maybe it's because I've been hungry for a long time, maybe I haven't tasted this taste for a long time, maybe it's too nostalgic.Tao Le directly poured a bowl of crystal nucleus powder into his mouth, and after swallowing it all, he licked off the remaining powder in the bowl.
After eating, he put the small bowl away and rubbed his stomach in satisfaction.I don't know what the reason is, I used to eat two or three candles to feed my stomach, but I feel bloated with a small crystal nucleus!
Seeing Tao Le's performance, Chi Wang snorted disdainfully: You bumpkin!Know this thing is good, right?It turns out that the thing called a candle has no energy at all, where it can match this crystal nucleus, you ignorant guy!
For pool rims, food is only as good as how much energy it provides.The more energy, the better the food!For Tao Le, the amount of energy is not the main criterion.The powder of crystal nuclei is indeed more delicious than candles, at least it has a taste.But for someone like Tao Le who doesn't like sweets, it's okay once in a while, but forget it if you eat it for a long time...
The thoughts of the two were completely different, but after eating for a while, Tao Le suddenly felt hot all over, and then fainted on the ground...
Chi Wang just watched Tao Le fall to the ground.
"What's going on?" I thought Tao Le was really pretending to be dead, but after realizing that he really fainted, he immediately called Zombie A and Zombie B and asked.
Zombie A: "... Aww? (Dead?)"
Zombie B: "Aww? (Looks like fainted?)"
Chi Wang: "Wake him up!"
Zombies A & B: "... Aww, Aww! (There is no fainted zombie among the zombies, how did the king wake up?)"
☆, comatose zombies
In the high-level zombie base camp, there has been a lot of rumors recently, and everyone is panicking.The reason is that their boss, the Zombie King's backup food + pet fainted, and the Zombie King is very angry recently, and the consequences are very serious!
If the ancient kings were as angry as Chi Wang and crowned him "male face", even if it was a nonsense thing, he would have been sprayed to death by the admonisher's saliva long ago.But the zombies think: Our boss and king dare to move things, which is discriminating against and despising us zombies!This is trampling on the dignity of our zombies!If we have something we like in the future, will we also faint or be poisoned?This is bare-naked-naked damage to the unity of our zombies and hinders the development of the zombie family!Such a bad thing must be thoroughly investigated, the murderer caught, and severely punished!
None of the zombies had ever been in a coma. In the eyes of the zombies, no matter how weak and unattractive Tao Le was, he was still a zombie!It is impossible for a zombie to faint and coma, so Tao Le's coma incident is definitely a conspiracy, a huge conspiracy!To thoroughly investigate!Be sure to investigate thoroughly!
So the Zombie Base Camp set up an investigation team with Zombie B as the commander, Zombie A and Zombie C as members, and began to investigate Tao Le's coma incident.
While the zombies cooperated, they couldn't help feeling that zombie A's promotion speed was unprecedented.It stands to reason that you should go to the lowest level to exercise when you just report, and then slowly rise up. Who knows that Zombie A's tribute is too rare and very in line with the Zombie Emperor's taste, plus the little A will come, except After flattering the Zombie Emperor, he hugged Zombie B's thigh again!As a result, the rate of promotion increased steadily.
Zombies are pure in character, and disdain to lie, coupled with the coercion of high-level zombies, they spit out everything immediately, even zombie D stole a crystal nucleus from zombie G, and zombie F has been bathing every day for three weeks This kind of private matter has been investigated clearly.
Chi Wang: "That is to say, no one has touched him?"
Zombie B: "Oh. (Yes.)"
Chi Wang: "If you faint for no reason, there is no reason?"
Zombie B: "Aw! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa! But king, did you and him...do anything before he fainted.)"
Chi Wang rubbed his chin, then glanced at Tao Le who was curled up on the small bed in the corner with a flushed face, and waved his hand: "Okay, I understand, there is no need to investigate the reason."
Zombie B retreated quietly, and was stopped by Chi Wang when he reached the door: "Are you about to reach the third high-level soon?"
Zombie B nodded.
"After being able to speak, I look like a name!"
"Aww? (Mr. B can't do it?)"
"It's too common, the people below me should have a better name!"
"Aww? (Li Goudan?)"
"It's okay...but it's a little bit domineering."
"Aww! (Then I'll think about it when I go back! In fact, the name Li Goudan is quite easy to pronounce, and it feels pretty good.)"
"If you really can't think of it, call it this!"
After Zombie B went out, Chi Wang made up his mind.
One day, the zombies were planning to attack the human base, and then he stood on the hillside not far away, and ordered zombie B to do something: "Li Goudan! Kill that wave of supernatural beings for me on the right!"
It seems that the shortcomings are domineering.
Then change it to: "God, go and catch the supernatural being on the right!"
Still don't feel right?
"You! Go and win this battle for me, if you can't win, you will kill yourself and apologize!"
Looks good!
Chi Wang nodded. Sure enough, it was convenient not to have a name. The name was too inappropriate.
After solving his own problems, Chi Wang turned his attention back to Tao Le.At first he thought it was a bit strange, after all, the zombie coma had never happened before, but now looking at Tao Le's state, he finally knew the reason.
This useless guy is actually advancing!With so many zombies under Chi Wang, he has never seen such a "massive" advance!It's just from the first step to the second step.He was stunned by this abominable thing, causing his "benevolent" master to be a little worried, it was really worrying!
In fact, this can’t be blamed on Tao Le, after all, after Tao Le became a zombie, he ate candles as his daily food, which has no energy, and then suddenly ate a whole second-order crystal nucleus one day, if he really wanted to say It's just a small bucket, but it was suddenly stuffed with something several times larger than this bucket. It would be strange if it wasn't broken, but fortunately, the zombie's body is durable, and Tao Le didn't overdo it because of the energy intake. Many died, but they were in a coma for a while.
But this matter cannot be blamed on Chi Wang. For a zombie like Chi Wang who has skyrocketed from an ordinary zombie to a zombie king, what is the bottleneck and what is the difficulty of advancing? "It's not a problem at all.Accumulate energy along the way, and the accumulation of quantity will eventually lead to a qualitative change!
In fact, to be honest, it was Tao Le who opened the plug-in!Take Tao Le's combat power as an example, he can't even beat a slightly stronger person...not to mention supernatural beings and zombies, so Tao Le not only can't eat people, but also can't get supernatural beings and crystal cores , thus also cutting off Tao Le's evolutionary path.But who made him meet the "golden master" Chi Wang, who gave him a second-order crystal nucleus as soon as he came up.If it was in the early days of the end of the world, it would take at least a year for a first-level zombie that had just mutated to evolve to the second level.We must know that when Tao Le met Chi Wang in the human base, but Chi Wang had only advanced to the second level not long ago... Only the person involved knew all about it.As for Tao Le, from the first level to the second level, he just tried the energy-filled body pain and the treatment of being in a coma for a few days, basically nothing serious.I have to admit that Tao Le's luck is excellent.
But...Tao Le, who has been pulled out of his seedlings like this...is like being given a big tonic. Although his strength is gradually rising, but there are no hidden dangers...the foundation is not stable.If you really want to describe it... Tao Le is now like a pig waiting to be slaughtered in human society. The owner keeps feeding it, trying to make the pig fatter and fatter; Make it stronger, make it stronger (fragrant) and stronger (fragrant).
Although Tao Le is still in a coma, and Chi Wan doesn't intend to treat Tao Le as food at the moment, but treats it as a mobile aromatherapy and pet belt.And feeding Tao Le's crystal nucleus is just because he can't see Tao Le's basically negative combat power, thinking that if he becomes stronger, it won't be so obtrusive.
In the end, I didn't expect to say whether I became stronger or not, and I couldn't bear it first.
Chi Wang: "It's really too weak!"
On the first day Tao Le was in a coma, Chi Wang felt that it was just like that.
On the second day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang said, "It looks like I'm going to take a bath today...but no one is rubbing their backs, so I can just wash them off."
On the third day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang said, "The crystal nuclei are all covered with ashes. When Tao Le wakes up, I'll have this guy wipe them twice for me one by one! No... ten times!"
On the fourth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang walked up to Tao Le and touched Tao Le's body with his toes: "Should this guy wake up too?"
On the fifth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang took Tao Le to the pool and threw him into the water to rinse, then threatened him: "Get up quickly! I'm waiting for you to rub my back What! When you wake up, you have to rub my back every day!"
On the sixth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang took a look at his room and found it unpleasant, so he said to Tao Le: "Get up quickly! If you can't finish packing, I'll let you rest for a day!"
On the seventh day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang finally couldn't take it anymore, and called the future Li Goudan Zombie B in, and asked him to find the zombie to clean up the room, and Zombie B called Zombies A and C in.But obviously the housekeeping skills of the zombies were completely unlit, Chi Wang drove the three zombies out with a black face: "They are all a bunch of useless things!"
On the eighth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang suddenly felt... It seemed that he was becoming more and more self-willed, and it was all the pet's fault!However, if he can wake up and stay by his side obediently, he will accept him generously and raise him instead of eating him.Then he turned to Tao Le and said, "You should feel honored!" Tao Le was still in a coma...
On the ninth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang felt that he should go out to relax. This pet named Tao Le was too... capricious and made him worry. He had never felt so tired before!
After Chi Wang went out to hunt an undisciplined zombie, he came back on the No. 15 day when Tao Le was in a coma.
No. 16 days of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang: "..."
No.17 days of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang: "If you don't get up again, I will eat you!"
No. 18 days of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang: "...Damn it!"
Then Tao Le woke up...
Tao Le didn't know how long he slept, but he still remembered the uncomfortable feeling before he passed out!But when I wake up, I feel extra refreshed and my eyes and ears are sharp. To put it in an old-fashioned way, Tao Le feels that his whole body has rejuvenated. In a more popular sentence, Tao Le feels that he is cute. !
But before he had time to sigh his state, Tao Le turned his head and saw Chi Wang squatting next to him with a dark face!Attention, it is squatting!Not standing or sitting but squatting!You must know that Chi Wang and Tao Le have always talked high above, and they have never looked at Tao Le like this.Tao Le even saw the curls...and dandruff on the top of Chi Wang's head.
"How long has it been since you washed your hair?"
Chi Wang turned his head, this Tao Le was... so irritating!If you hadn't been in a coma for so long, would I have no one to take a bath?
Chi Wang glared at Tao Le and shouted: "Why are you lying in a daze? Hurry up and get up for me, then take a bath with me, clean up the house after the bath, and wipe the crystal nucleus for me twenty times! You can't rest if you can't finish all this .If I check that you haven't finished, hum!"
Tao Le: Thanks to me, I was moved by you for guarding me. Sure enough, everything that is moved is an illusion!Convex ('0') convex pool peeling, too bad!I just woke up thinking about how to squeeze me!
The author has something to say: Bonus small theater:
Tao Le: "Convex ('0') Convex"
Chi Wang: “[○?`Д′?○]”
Tao Le: "(?д?.)"
☆, sober
Tao Le had just woken up, and before he made a clear statement about the situation, Chi Wan tore his clothes to pieces and pushed them into the swimming pool.
"Hey! Wait! I like this dress very much! If I don't have this dress anymore, I will have nothing to wear~~~"
Chi Wang also tore off the clothes on his body and jumped down: "It's okay, I'll let them find it for you!" Picking up a towel and handing it to Tao Le, with his back turned to him, he ordered: "Wash it hard for me!" !"
"Oh!" Tao Le honestly began to rub Chi Wang's back.
But today's bathing went very smoothly. Not only did Chi Wang not dislike his strength, he basically had no dissatisfaction throughout the whole process.
Picking up the bath towel that Tao Le put aside, wrapped it around his lower body, Chi Wang stood by the pool and said condescendingly: "That's right, the strength has indeed become stronger after advancing!"
What advanced?Could it be that he has become a second-order zombie?
With that in mind, he supported the wall of the pool with both hands, and with a light hop, he jumped to the ground.
"Really! I've become so powerful!" Tao Le looked at himself excitedly, standing in front of the pool without even the towel beside him.
"Happy fart! You are the weakest in this base! You are so white and tender, you can only look at it but not eat it! You can tell that you have no strength at all!"
Tao Leshun
"Hey! Do you understand human language? Then why did you ignore me at first?"
Zombie B walked forward without looking back. (You are so weak, why should I care about you? In my eyes, you used to be a "gift" + "food", but now you are a "king's pet" + a weak creature that needs protection)
"Hey! You could understand me just now, why are you ignoring me now!"
Zombie B continues to move forward. (I’ve never seen such a talkative zombie! If you have the time, you might as well hurry up and practice! Why did you fall in love with the king...it must be because he dislikes him for being too thin, and he is going to eat after fattening up! It must be like this!)
Tao Le wanted to ask Zombie B, but Zombie B pushed him into the room, and locked him inside with a bang.
Chi Wang looked up at Tao Le and asked, "Are you full?"
"Hic!" Tao Le's full hiccup answered him.
Chi Wang nodded: "Eat more, you are too thin and too weak!" Then he pointed to the crystal nuclei piled up on the plate beside him and said, "Wipe those for me, don't leave any ash!"
Tao Le nodded, then ran dejectedly to the place where the crystal nuclei were placed, picked one up and wiped it with his hands.
So much gray!It seems that I just picked up Chi Wang and ate it directly!Zombies are so unhygienic!
☆, no wages for work
After Tao Le lived alone in the apocalypse, his housekeeping skills gradually improved. Today, even if Tao Le can't find a job, he can still be a competent part-time worker.But after being caught by Zombie A and taken to his lair, Tao Le felt that he was not treated like a prisoner at all, but like a nanny!Waiting on Chi Wang all day long, this kind of furry is to the extreme, is it the master who has come up with some new tricks, Tao Le just wants to say: "Being treated as a prisoner or a captive is better than the current treatment, no! I am The skill value is full (compared to zombies), but I also have to ask if I want to!"
But obviously, creatures like zombies would not accept Tao Le's protest and rebuttal.When encountering such a situation, zombies with simple minds and well-developed limbs can only solve it in one way, and that is - fight!
For zombies, as long as you are strong in force, no matter what you say is the truth!But if you can't beat me, then everything I say is right!
Obviously Tao Lejun is in the group of zombies, and he belongs to the category where everything I say is wrong and everything you say is right.Although there is a powerful thug by his side, he obviously can't handle it!
Therefore, Tao Le can only do the most tiring work and suffer the most anger.But it seemed that no one dared to bully him except Chi Wang.
At first, Chi Wang just ordered him to scrub the crystal nucleus every day, and otherwise just stayed in the room in a daze.
Later, Tao Le felt that the place where he lived was too dusty and dirty.I just cleaned the place where I live every day, and then I cleaned the whole house as well.
Chi Wang found that after cleaning, it was indeed more comfortable than before!So I discovered another function of Tao Le - sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, wiping the tables and chairs, plus making beds and stacking quilts, an all-round home nanny.So...Tao Le's workload soared tragically.
Of course, Tao Le also stood up and resisted... But if a scumbag with only five strength points fights a final boss with a strength value of over [-], even people who don't play games can know the result.All kinds of protests were ruthlessly suppressed by Chi Wang's super high combat effectiveness.
But what made Tao Le most indignant was another matter.For him, it's okay to do housework and so on. He has been doing it for several years in the last days... But it's just a bigger room and one more person.
It was the third day Tao Le came to the zombie camp, and it had been five days since Tao Le took a bath last time.Although the metabolism of zombies is slower, they also feel dirty. After all, they do "so much" work every day.
So that night after Tao Le "served" Chi Wang, taking advantage of Chi Wang's good mood, he beat his leg and asked in a low voice, "So what...can you ask for a leave?"
"Huh?" Chi Wang closed his eyes, enjoying Tao Le's massage.There was a hint of laziness in the low voice.
"Do some private business, ask for a vacation?"
Chi Wang opened his eyes and looked at Tao Le up and down: "That part of your body is not mine? Is it a private matter?"
This can be regarded as playing hooligans and being molested, so forget it, forget it?
Although I felt that it would be disadvantageous to continue talking, but... Tao Le twisted her body, not only wanted to take a bath, but also wanted to change clothes: "Go take a bath!"
Not to mention, Chi Wang really knows about bathing, but compared to people with a strong metabolism, zombies sweat very little...and they are not clean...so even a zombie emperor like Chi Wang , I usually just wear clothes, and then go to the pool or river, and it’s OK to wash it casually, but it’s not like human beings who have shampoo and shampoo.
When Chi Wang heard Tao Le said that he wanted to take a bath, he thought about it... It seemed that he hadn't washed for several days, so he waved Tao Le away and said, standing up, and said in a gifted tone: "Follow me !"
Then he took Tao Le to a door next to his room, pushed the door open, and there was a large open-air swimming pool.Not to mention, compared to other swimming pools, this swimming pool is obviously very high-end and atmospheric!Although Tao Le didn't understand its configuration very well, it looked very high-end. It looked like what was said in the news before the end of the world: the world's first swimming pool without washing and changing water.It seems to be talking about this... That is to say, pure natural, pollution-free and never-ending bath water!
But Chi Wang doesn't pay attention to this... To him, this place is just a place to take a bath.
Grabbing Tao Le's sleeve, he strode forward directly.
In order not to be dragged away, Tao Le could only trot to catch up with Chi Wang's footsteps.
As soon as he arrived at the swimming pool, Chi Wan directly pushed Tao Le into the swimming pool, rinsed it like mutton slices, and then slipped out.
Tao Le was so tossed by the pool, first choked on the water, then became dizzy, and then stood on the edge of the pool wet all over.
Tao Le: "I really don't treat zombies as human beings!"
Then he watched Chi Wang put on his clothes and planned to jump into it.
"Pool! You won't just jump into it like this, will you?"
"What are you talking about! I want to wash after you have finished washing, why? Still want to wash?" Chi Wang stopped and turned around and said.
"...You call this a bath? It's not even as good as a shower, right?" Tao Le was twisting his clothes, and suddenly raised his head and asked, "Chi Wang, it can't be that you don't know how to take a bath at all, right?"
"..."
"You really don't know how to take a bath?"
"..."
"No way... I really don't know how to take a shower!"
"No one taught me how to be a fart!"
"Oh~~" Tao Le asked with a smile: "Forget it, I've become a housekeeper anyway, so it's okay to help you take a bath. Take off your clothes!"
"..." Chi Wang narrowed his eyes and looked at Tao Le, "Take off first!"
"...Just take it off, they are all men, what are you afraid of?" Tao Le thought for a while, although he felt a little embarrassed, but after another thought, they are all males anyway, who will suffer from whom, what are you afraid of?
As he said that, Tao Le took off his clothes, then turned to look at Chi Wang.
It's white, tender, and smells delicious...very appetizing!The only pity is...it doesn't taste good...
Chi Wang pouted, then boldly took off his clothes and jumped directly into the swimming pool.
"No such personal attack!" Tao Le took a peek at Chi Wang's muscular body, and then compared his body with a slender figure. Suddenly, such a sentence came to mind: When a person's body is perfect After a certain level, it will make everyone feel inferior.Yes, although Tao Le doesn't care about body shape... But compared to Chi Wang's figure, it is really a shock!
I don't know if it feels as good as it looks...
Tao Le also jumped into the swimming pool. He was carried by the edge of the pool. He didn't know the depth, but the depth just past his chest was just right...
When both of them got into the water, they realized that they didn't even bring towels for a change of clothes.Look around, and then look at the discarded clothes on the table... It should be okay to take a shower first, right?
Tao Le stood behind Chi Wang, wrapped his hands in clothes to help Chi Wang rub his back, Tao Le rejoiced: Luckily, he had his nails manicured... Otherwise, the clothes would definitely be ruined.
Chi Wang stood in the swimming pool, as straight as a pine tree, but with Tao Le's little strength, he couldn't move at all: "Have you eaten yet? Use some strength!"
"...I didn't eat, I only ate candles." Tao Le muttered in a low voice while exerting himself.
"Using some strength!"
Tao Le is really exerting all his strength, but the gap between the two is too low...
"It's already at its maximum strength! Or are you looking for someone to come?"
"Strength! It's because you are too weak."
"..."
After a bath, Chi Wang felt refreshed, while Tao Le lay down tired: "This bath is more tiring than fighting."
"I am very familiar with the waiter, continue next time!"
"... help... help!"
Afterwards, the zombies in the zombie base discovered...their king is still so mighty and domineering, but he seems to have fallen in love with taking a bath recently!
Zombie A: "Aww? (Can bathing make you stronger?)"
Zombie B: "Aww! (It should be, otherwise, the king just washed it for a while before, so it's like washing it for an hour now!)"
Zombie C: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
As a result, the high-level zombies set off a wave of follow-up and went to take a bath every day. Of course, they just soaked themselves in the water, unlike the pool rim, where someone specially rubbed their backs and massaged them.
For Tao Le, there is one more task every day: bathing the pool!
Tao Le: "You squeeze people every day without paying them wages! They don't bring such things to squeeze migrant workers! This is against the law, and labor zombies have no zombie rights! Please hurry up and create a labor law! I'm starting to eat and accompany After playing, chatting and washing, do you want to sleep with me in the future?"
But obviously, even if the Zombie Labor Law is created, it has to be promulgated by Chi Wang. For Tao Le, it is still unknown whether he can wait until this day!
Therefore, Tao Le, who made the best use of everything, lived happily in the zombie base like this, and spent every meaningful day with the zombies. When the candles brought by someone were exhausted... Tao Le suddenly Realizing that I might starve to death...
☆, crystal nuclei are poisonous!
Chi Wang feels very strange recently, his pet is weak.And it's not as serious as it used to be!
Although Tao Le himself deserves a beating and is mischievous, but compared to other zombies, Tao Le is the one who serves Chi Wang Shunxin.
And as a "magnanimous" and tolerant pet owner, Chi Wang feels that he can still take care of his pets occasionally!
Looking at Tao Le who was squatting weakly beside him: "What's wrong?"
Tao Le turned his back to the edge of the pool, looked at the two candles left, and was calculating how many days he could last, when suddenly asked what was wrong, he replied reflexively: "I'm thinking how many days I can live !"
Chi Wang felt that his authority had been challenged!Here, who dares to offend him?Who can beat him?But his pet was being bullied like this, how could he tolerate it?
"Who wants to eat you?" Then he felt that as a majestic master, he couldn't show that he cared too much about his pet, so he hurriedly remedied: "It smells better, but it tastes too bad!"
"I know I'm unpalatable, but it's not like I haven't eaten it before! Oh... wait, who wants to eat me? Besides you who want to eat me, who else wants to eat me?" Then suddenly said: "Besides, fight Dogs need to... um."
"Then what did you say that you are dying? Could it be that you are dissatisfied with me? You want me to eat you?"
"There's nothing to eat..."
"Hey! I haven't seen you become much stronger after eating so much of that kind of thing." Chi Wang looked contemptuous and disdainful.
"I can't chew the crystal nucleus... and I think it was dug out from the zombie's brain, and it feels very... greasy." Tao Le said to his fingers, can he be blamed? Finger hacking!In fact, now he only has one very small wish - to live well, not to be killed or eaten by zombies!Why is it so difficult to realize this little wish?
"Nothing!" Chi Wang reprimanded him, then picked up the shiny crystal nucleus on the plate, and put it in his hand: "I can't chew it? I can't bite it, can I?"
Tao Le nodded.
"Give it to me!" He said and stuffed the large crystal nucleus in his hand into Tao Le's mouth.
"Woooooooo..."
"Don't spit! Spit it out, and I'll let you swallow it alive!" Seeing Tao Le's movements, Chi Wang stopped him.Then he slapped all the crystal nuclei with a little tail in one go.
Under the coercion of Chi Wang, Tao Le could only hold the crystal nucleus and hope that the crystal nucleus would be smaller.
On the first day, Tao Le pouted at work.Chi Wang thought it was cute, and asked kindly: "How is it? Is it smaller?"
Tao Le shook his head.
Chi Wang comforted himself: "Perhaps the first-order zombies have poor digestion ability, so we may have to wait."
The next day, Tao Le still pouts at work.
Chi Wang asked boredly: "Why are you still hungry?"
Tao Le nodded and shook his head.
Chi Wang: "Speak!"
Tao Le pointed to his mouth, indicating that he couldn't speak.
Chi Wang: "It's boring!"
On the third day, Chi Wang looked at Tao Le who was pouting at work again.It seems that nothing has changed at all...
On the fourth day and the fifth day, it was still the same...
After five days, Chi Wang suddenly felt that his life was too boring. In the past, he thought it was because Tao Le was too boring!But without Tao Le...he always felt that something was missing!Chi Wang said: Habits come naturally, plus I am very magnanimous, I don't let pets care about these things!
Chi Wang: "Spit it up, talk to me for a while."
Tao Le pointed to his mouth, then waved his hand.
Chi Wang: "What? Are you still interested?"
Tao Le waved his hands vigorously.
Chi Wang: "Speak!"
Tao Le still waved his hand.
Chi Wang thought to himself: Tao Le, if you don't say anything if I ask you to talk, why are you getting angry with me!Although I don't care about you generously, it doesn't mean that I can tolerate your awkwardness!
So he slapped Tao Le.
The crystal nucleus Tao Le held in his mouth finally "sprayed" out with Chi Wang's slap.
Then he rubbed his cheeks that were flushed by Chi Wang, and Tao Le made a few weird faces to move his facial nerves.
Chi Wang's expression was quite cold: Good Tao Le, you are protesting against me, right?
"Finally spit it out!" Tao Le exclaimed after reassuring, "If this continues, my mouth won't be able to hold it anymore!"
The two zombies looked at the crystal nuclei on the ground that hadn't gotten smaller at all, and sighed at the same time: "It can't be smaller."
Not getting smaller means that Tao Le's five days of torture were in vain.At the same time, it also means that Chi Wang's "paying attention" for the past five days has been wasted.
Thinking of this, Chi Wang gave Tao Le another disgusted look: "Weak and weak! Too weak!"
Tao Le: "I've suffered too...why blame me!"
Then Chi Wang found another first-order crystal nucleus and handed it to Tao Le, threatening: "If you haven't digested it yet, you can wait to be beaten!"
Tao Le took the crystal nucleus tremblingly, then glanced at the rim of the eye pool, put the crystal nucleus into his mouth with a tortoise's speed, peeked at the rim of the eye pool secretly, then used his teeth, and secretly glanced at the rim of the eye pool again .
Although Chi Wang stood aloofly and didn't look at Tao Le on the surface, he actually paid attention to him all the time.Unexpectedly, Tao Le would look at him with one movement!
Chi Wang thought to himself: What's wrong!If I tell you to eat it, you will eat it, look at me!Isn't it just a crystal nucleus? As for being so flattered?No experience!redneck!Next time I will let you see my treasured third-level zombie crystal nucleus, hum~
At this time, Tao Le was thinking: Is it lenient to confess?Or do you not admit your mistake?
This spar...although he didn't have a high-grade one...but it was still much harder than a candle. Tao Le said that he still...couldn't bite it without damaging his teeth_
The poor Jiang Jinghe took it out and looked at Chi Wang pleadingly: "I know, I'm too weak (it's not my fault, I'm not a real zombie), and my teeth are not good (you can't blame me, even if the zombie teeth Well, it can’t be said that there are no cavities?), but can I make a plea before I die?”
"Hmph! (Did I say I want to eat you? It's just a matter of intimidation. What are you doing with a mournful face? Your master, I'm not dead yet!)"
"You are so powerful, I believe that even a small crystal nucleus can't do anything to you. So, can you... make this smaller? It's best to be able to swallow it?" He said while holding the crystal nucleus with a flattering expression. look.
Chi Wang looked at the saliva-stained crystal nucleus in distaste, then took a second-order crystal nucleus from the plate, put it in the palm of his hand, put his fingers together, and raised his head towards Tao Le.
"..." Tao Le opened his mouth, stunned in place!A few big words floated back and forth in my mind: "Is this the end?"
"Why are you staring? Find me a bowl to put it in!"
"Ah? Oh oh..." Hastily picked up an empty bottle in the corner, handed it to Chi Wang, and complained in his heart: "I'll go! The crystal nucleus that I can't even bite is crushed like this? Just crush it?" In this way, it will be done all at once... The gap is huge!"
This pet is so naive!That hole is so small, it wants to exhaust me to death!
Seeing Chi Wang not answering, Tao Le thought he couldn't reach him, and then stepped forward a few steps, but Chi Wang still refused.I found that the other party's face was not good, and I thought: It's obvious that there was nothing wrong just now...why do I dislike it now.
Following Chi Wang's gaze, Tao Le understood in seconds.It turns out that I despise this bottle!
After looking around, I finally saw a small bowl next to the crystal nucleus plate.Hastily took it over.
Chi Wang let go of his hand and sprinkled the powder in his hand into the bowl, "Hurry up! Remember to wipe the crystal nucleus clean for me, and keep it by yourself!"
Tao Le held the bowl and sighed foolishly.
In fact, the powder of the crystal nucleus is not too much, but it looks shiny, like colored sand.Tao Le hesitated, what should he eat?Do you just swallow it like this?Or drink it with some water?Or can it be used as flour, kneaded into dumplings and steamed for cooked food?Or knead them into balls and take them as pills?
In the end, Tao Le brought the bowl close to him, and slightly stuck out his tongue, intending to lick it.
When the tip of the tongue touches the powder of the crystal nucleus, it tastes slightly sweet, a bit like sugar residue, but it does not stay in the mouth like sugar residue, but melts extremely quickly.If you really want to describe it, Tao Le can only say that the taste is a bit like fruit-flavored white sugar, but the feeling in your mouth is a bit like the kind of cotton candy at the school gate after school when you were a child!
After thinking about it, Tao Le's eyes filled with tears. It really tastes better than candles!No wonder zombies like to eat crystal nuclei!
He pouted his mouth impolitely, feeling a little unfinished.Maybe it's because I've been hungry for a long time, maybe I haven't tasted this taste for a long time, maybe it's too nostalgic.Tao Le directly poured a bowl of crystal nucleus powder into his mouth, and after swallowing it all, he licked off the remaining powder in the bowl.
After eating, he put the small bowl away and rubbed his stomach in satisfaction.I don't know what the reason is, I used to eat two or three candles to feed my stomach, but I feel bloated with a small crystal nucleus!
Seeing Tao Le's performance, Chi Wang snorted disdainfully: You bumpkin!Know this thing is good, right?It turns out that the thing called a candle has no energy at all, where it can match this crystal nucleus, you ignorant guy!
For pool rims, food is only as good as how much energy it provides.The more energy, the better the food!For Tao Le, the amount of energy is not the main criterion.The powder of crystal nuclei is indeed more delicious than candles, at least it has a taste.But for someone like Tao Le who doesn't like sweets, it's okay once in a while, but forget it if you eat it for a long time...
The thoughts of the two were completely different, but after eating for a while, Tao Le suddenly felt hot all over, and then fainted on the ground...
Chi Wang just watched Tao Le fall to the ground.
"What's going on?" I thought Tao Le was really pretending to be dead, but after realizing that he really fainted, he immediately called Zombie A and Zombie B and asked.
Zombie A: "... Aww? (Dead?)"
Zombie B: "Aww? (Looks like fainted?)"
Chi Wang: "Wake him up!"
Zombies A & B: "... Aww, Aww! (There is no fainted zombie among the zombies, how did the king wake up?)"
☆, comatose zombies
In the high-level zombie base camp, there has been a lot of rumors recently, and everyone is panicking.The reason is that their boss, the Zombie King's backup food + pet fainted, and the Zombie King is very angry recently, and the consequences are very serious!
If the ancient kings were as angry as Chi Wang and crowned him "male face", even if it was a nonsense thing, he would have been sprayed to death by the admonisher's saliva long ago.But the zombies think: Our boss and king dare to move things, which is discriminating against and despising us zombies!This is trampling on the dignity of our zombies!If we have something we like in the future, will we also faint or be poisoned?This is bare-naked-naked damage to the unity of our zombies and hinders the development of the zombie family!Such a bad thing must be thoroughly investigated, the murderer caught, and severely punished!
None of the zombies had ever been in a coma. In the eyes of the zombies, no matter how weak and unattractive Tao Le was, he was still a zombie!It is impossible for a zombie to faint and coma, so Tao Le's coma incident is definitely a conspiracy, a huge conspiracy!To thoroughly investigate!Be sure to investigate thoroughly!
So the Zombie Base Camp set up an investigation team with Zombie B as the commander, Zombie A and Zombie C as members, and began to investigate Tao Le's coma incident.
While the zombies cooperated, they couldn't help feeling that zombie A's promotion speed was unprecedented.It stands to reason that you should go to the lowest level to exercise when you just report, and then slowly rise up. Who knows that Zombie A's tribute is too rare and very in line with the Zombie Emperor's taste, plus the little A will come, except After flattering the Zombie Emperor, he hugged Zombie B's thigh again!As a result, the rate of promotion increased steadily.
Zombies are pure in character, and disdain to lie, coupled with the coercion of high-level zombies, they spit out everything immediately, even zombie D stole a crystal nucleus from zombie G, and zombie F has been bathing every day for three weeks This kind of private matter has been investigated clearly.
Chi Wang: "That is to say, no one has touched him?"
Zombie B: "Oh. (Yes.)"
Chi Wang: "If you faint for no reason, there is no reason?"
Zombie B: "Aw! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa! But king, did you and him...do anything before he fainted.)"
Chi Wang rubbed his chin, then glanced at Tao Le who was curled up on the small bed in the corner with a flushed face, and waved his hand: "Okay, I understand, there is no need to investigate the reason."
Zombie B retreated quietly, and was stopped by Chi Wang when he reached the door: "Are you about to reach the third high-level soon?"
Zombie B nodded.
"After being able to speak, I look like a name!"
"Aww? (Mr. B can't do it?)"
"It's too common, the people below me should have a better name!"
"Aww? (Li Goudan?)"
"It's okay...but it's a little bit domineering."
"Aww! (Then I'll think about it when I go back! In fact, the name Li Goudan is quite easy to pronounce, and it feels pretty good.)"
"If you really can't think of it, call it this!"
After Zombie B went out, Chi Wang made up his mind.
One day, the zombies were planning to attack the human base, and then he stood on the hillside not far away, and ordered zombie B to do something: "Li Goudan! Kill that wave of supernatural beings for me on the right!"
It seems that the shortcomings are domineering.
Then change it to: "God, go and catch the supernatural being on the right!"
Still don't feel right?
"You! Go and win this battle for me, if you can't win, you will kill yourself and apologize!"
Looks good!
Chi Wang nodded. Sure enough, it was convenient not to have a name. The name was too inappropriate.
After solving his own problems, Chi Wang turned his attention back to Tao Le.At first he thought it was a bit strange, after all, the zombie coma had never happened before, but now looking at Tao Le's state, he finally knew the reason.
This useless guy is actually advancing!With so many zombies under Chi Wang, he has never seen such a "massive" advance!It's just from the first step to the second step.He was stunned by this abominable thing, causing his "benevolent" master to be a little worried, it was really worrying!
In fact, this can’t be blamed on Tao Le, after all, after Tao Le became a zombie, he ate candles as his daily food, which has no energy, and then suddenly ate a whole second-order crystal nucleus one day, if he really wanted to say It's just a small bucket, but it was suddenly stuffed with something several times larger than this bucket. It would be strange if it wasn't broken, but fortunately, the zombie's body is durable, and Tao Le didn't overdo it because of the energy intake. Many died, but they were in a coma for a while.
But this matter cannot be blamed on Chi Wang. For a zombie like Chi Wang who has skyrocketed from an ordinary zombie to a zombie king, what is the bottleneck and what is the difficulty of advancing? "It's not a problem at all.Accumulate energy along the way, and the accumulation of quantity will eventually lead to a qualitative change!
In fact, to be honest, it was Tao Le who opened the plug-in!Take Tao Le's combat power as an example, he can't even beat a slightly stronger person...not to mention supernatural beings and zombies, so Tao Le not only can't eat people, but also can't get supernatural beings and crystal cores , thus also cutting off Tao Le's evolutionary path.But who made him meet the "golden master" Chi Wang, who gave him a second-order crystal nucleus as soon as he came up.If it was in the early days of the end of the world, it would take at least a year for a first-level zombie that had just mutated to evolve to the second level.We must know that when Tao Le met Chi Wang in the human base, but Chi Wang had only advanced to the second level not long ago... Only the person involved knew all about it.As for Tao Le, from the first level to the second level, he just tried the energy-filled body pain and the treatment of being in a coma for a few days, basically nothing serious.I have to admit that Tao Le's luck is excellent.
But...Tao Le, who has been pulled out of his seedlings like this...is like being given a big tonic. Although his strength is gradually rising, but there are no hidden dangers...the foundation is not stable.If you really want to describe it... Tao Le is now like a pig waiting to be slaughtered in human society. The owner keeps feeding it, trying to make the pig fatter and fatter; Make it stronger, make it stronger (fragrant) and stronger (fragrant).
Although Tao Le is still in a coma, and Chi Wan doesn't intend to treat Tao Le as food at the moment, but treats it as a mobile aromatherapy and pet belt.And feeding Tao Le's crystal nucleus is just because he can't see Tao Le's basically negative combat power, thinking that if he becomes stronger, it won't be so obtrusive.
In the end, I didn't expect to say whether I became stronger or not, and I couldn't bear it first.
Chi Wang: "It's really too weak!"
On the first day Tao Le was in a coma, Chi Wang felt that it was just like that.
On the second day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang said, "It looks like I'm going to take a bath today...but no one is rubbing their backs, so I can just wash them off."
On the third day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang said, "The crystal nuclei are all covered with ashes. When Tao Le wakes up, I'll have this guy wipe them twice for me one by one! No... ten times!"
On the fourth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang walked up to Tao Le and touched Tao Le's body with his toes: "Should this guy wake up too?"
On the fifth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang took Tao Le to the pool and threw him into the water to rinse, then threatened him: "Get up quickly! I'm waiting for you to rub my back What! When you wake up, you have to rub my back every day!"
On the sixth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang took a look at his room and found it unpleasant, so he said to Tao Le: "Get up quickly! If you can't finish packing, I'll let you rest for a day!"
On the seventh day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang finally couldn't take it anymore, and called the future Li Goudan Zombie B in, and asked him to find the zombie to clean up the room, and Zombie B called Zombies A and C in.But obviously the housekeeping skills of the zombies were completely unlit, Chi Wang drove the three zombies out with a black face: "They are all a bunch of useless things!"
On the eighth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang suddenly felt... It seemed that he was becoming more and more self-willed, and it was all the pet's fault!However, if he can wake up and stay by his side obediently, he will accept him generously and raise him instead of eating him.Then he turned to Tao Le and said, "You should feel honored!" Tao Le was still in a coma...
On the ninth day of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang felt that he should go out to relax. This pet named Tao Le was too... capricious and made him worry. He had never felt so tired before!
After Chi Wang went out to hunt an undisciplined zombie, he came back on the No. 15 day when Tao Le was in a coma.
No. 16 days of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang: "..."
No.17 days of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang: "If you don't get up again, I will eat you!"
No. 18 days of Tao Le's coma, Chi Wang: "...Damn it!"
Then Tao Le woke up...
Tao Le didn't know how long he slept, but he still remembered the uncomfortable feeling before he passed out!But when I wake up, I feel extra refreshed and my eyes and ears are sharp. To put it in an old-fashioned way, Tao Le feels that his whole body has rejuvenated. In a more popular sentence, Tao Le feels that he is cute. !
But before he had time to sigh his state, Tao Le turned his head and saw Chi Wang squatting next to him with a dark face!Attention, it is squatting!Not standing or sitting but squatting!You must know that Chi Wang and Tao Le have always talked high above, and they have never looked at Tao Le like this.Tao Le even saw the curls...and dandruff on the top of Chi Wang's head.
"How long has it been since you washed your hair?"
Chi Wang turned his head, this Tao Le was... so irritating!If you hadn't been in a coma for so long, would I have no one to take a bath?
Chi Wang glared at Tao Le and shouted: "Why are you lying in a daze? Hurry up and get up for me, then take a bath with me, clean up the house after the bath, and wipe the crystal nucleus for me twenty times! You can't rest if you can't finish all this .If I check that you haven't finished, hum!"
Tao Le: Thanks to me, I was moved by you for guarding me. Sure enough, everything that is moved is an illusion!Convex ('0') convex pool peeling, too bad!I just woke up thinking about how to squeeze me!
The author has something to say: Bonus small theater:
Tao Le: "Convex ('0') Convex"
Chi Wang: “[○?`Д′?○]”
Tao Le: "(?д?.)"
☆, sober
Tao Le had just woken up, and before he made a clear statement about the situation, Chi Wan tore his clothes to pieces and pushed them into the swimming pool.
"Hey! Wait! I like this dress very much! If I don't have this dress anymore, I will have nothing to wear~~~"
Chi Wang also tore off the clothes on his body and jumped down: "It's okay, I'll let them find it for you!" Picking up a towel and handing it to Tao Le, with his back turned to him, he ordered: "Wash it hard for me!" !"
"Oh!" Tao Le honestly began to rub Chi Wang's back.
But today's bathing went very smoothly. Not only did Chi Wang not dislike his strength, he basically had no dissatisfaction throughout the whole process.
Picking up the bath towel that Tao Le put aside, wrapped it around his lower body, Chi Wang stood by the pool and said condescendingly: "That's right, the strength has indeed become stronger after advancing!"
What advanced?Could it be that he has become a second-order zombie?
With that in mind, he supported the wall of the pool with both hands, and with a light hop, he jumped to the ground.
"Really! I've become so powerful!" Tao Le looked at himself excitedly, standing in front of the pool without even the towel beside him.
"Happy fart! You are the weakest in this base! You are so white and tender, you can only look at it but not eat it! You can tell that you have no strength at all!"
Tao Leshun
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