The weakest zombie ever
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The only weakness of zombies is precisely because of this, human beings often go out to hunt zombies in search of supplies during the hottest summer weather.The four of Li Han and his party were no exception. Taking advantage of the summer, when zombies were the least active, they went to hunt zombies near a certain base.
Li Han bent down and picked up the dagger, pried open the skull of the first-order zombie he had just killed, took out the brightly colored crystal nucleus, then wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve and said to his teammates: "This time the harvest is good. , although not many supplies were found, but a lot of crystal nuclei were collected, since the high-level zombies also began to collect crystal nuclei, the price of base crystal nuclei has been soaring now!"
The other three nodded their heads with joy on their faces.After all, the number of crystal nuclei alone this time is very impressive, of course based on the abilities of their team.
But Tao Le, who was peeping in the shade in the corner, curled her lips in disdain, "I'm still happy, this stupidity, I'm almost sold out, I'm happy."
Before Tao Le could finish speaking, a third-tier zombie who had been following the four of them rushed out and yelled at the four of them.
The four of them, Li Han, were all second-level supernatural beings. They were obviously a little scared when facing a third-level zombie.After all, the zombie in front of them was a Tier [-] zombie, and there was a difference in levels.
The four of them stood back to back, waiting to watch the zombie, guarding against the third-tier zombie attacking from different directions.But the slightly trembling hands of the four people and the sweat oozing from their foreheads all showed the tension and fear of the four people.
The four of them felt that they definitely didn't read the almanac when they went out this time, it's unlucky to be like this!Zombies are afraid of heat, this is a recognized fact, especially at noon in summer, it is basically difficult to see zombies wandering around, it is obviously very rare for Li Han and the others to encounter a third-level high-level zombie attack, it is almost a rare event in a hundred years .
And the zombie who yelled at the four people was also very irritable, stomped their feet on the spot, and then yelled at the four people: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
"……Be careful."
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Going to pay tribute to the crystal nucleus!)”
After the zombie roared, the four of them looked at each other, and then took a few steps back in unison.
The third-tier zombies were already staring at the backpacks surrounded by the four of them. Didn't he know when he followed them for so long?That bag is full of crystal nuclei!Crystal nucleus!
If it wasn't for his gluttony, he ate all the tribute crystal nuclei, and hid at home to sleep because he was afraid of the heat. It was only two days before the tribute that he found that he had eaten up all the tribute crystal nuclei to the Zombie King. Do you follow people around in the summer waiting to be robbed?
The four watched the zombie retreat cautiously with a fierce look on its face, keeping a safe distance, but the backpack that the zombie had been staring at fell to the ground as they retreated.
The four of them are now focusing on the zombies, and they don't care about the crystal nucleus at all.
And staring at the crystal nucleus zombie, they saw that the bag full of crystal nuclei was left in place by the four of them, and the four of them "honestly" stepped back and let themselves take it. They were obviously very satisfied with this performance. He yelled at the four of them again: "Aww... (Yes, yes, since you are so sincere and I don't have time to waste with you, I won't eat you!)"
Just when the four saw the zombie moving cautiously and preparing to attack, they found that the zombie picked up the backpack on the ground at a speed almost invisible to the naked eye, then moved quickly, and disappeared in front of them.
The four felt puzzled, and the only girl among them suddenly asked, "Are we... saved?"
The boy on the left asked in disbelief: "This third-tier zombie didn't attack us?"
The boy on the right sat on the ground weakly, and said in a low voice, "Yes. It looks like we escaped."
On the front, Li Han, who saw the zombie's movement clearly, twitched the corner of his mouth: "Are we... robbed by a zombie?"
Li Han's three companions tilted their heads and looked at Li Han at the same time: "A robbery?"
Li Han pointed to the backpack that had just been filled with crystal nuclei on the ground, and said to the now empty ground: "He just took our backpack with crystal nuclei in it, turned around and left without any regrets. From the beginning, he has been Pay attention to this backpack."
Tao Le took out a thermos bucket from his bag, and then took out a candle with dripping water, fanned it while eating, and mumbled in his mouth: "The zombies have become smarter now, and they are all starting to rob humans." What else? But even psychological tactics were used, first to intimidate, and then to divert the enemy's attention, while the enemy's attention was elsewhere, to hit the target directly, to achieve the goal without nostalgia, and to withdraw quickly , It’s really a good strategy!”
Then, without looking at the disbelieving expressions of Li Han and the others, he turned and left: "It's too hot, I have to go back. Sure enough, zombies are afraid of the heat. It seems that I need some ice cubes to take a bath when I go back tonight!"
☆、Kidnapped zombies
As the zombies began to gain wisdom, Tao Le’s life became more interesting. From time to time, he watched the scenes of the battle of wits and courage between humans and zombies. , and bring some homemade Taole brand snacks, and watch the battles as movies and stories, provided that there are no casualties.
For a long time, the sharp reduction in the number of first-order zombies was a good thing for most people.After all, the reduction in the number of zombies means that the probability of humans, especially ordinary humans, going out to encounter zombies is reduced, which is equivalent to reducing the possibility of encountering danger when going out.But for the zombies, the problem of food shortage that was originally alleviated came again.Compared with humans who hoarded a lot of zombie crystal nuclei in the early stage, high-level zombies accumulated very few zombie crystal nuclei, which led to the fact that the primary target of high-level zombies attacking humans is not humans themselves, but the weapons they carry. crystal nucleus.Humans, especially those with outstanding abilities, may have been delicious food in the eyes of zombies before, but now they have become mobile food storage bags.When the zombies see a person, the first thing they pay attention to is not the taste of the person itself, but whether his backpack is bulging, and then they decide the value of the person, whether to eat or not.
Now in the last days where zombies are rampant, the results of human beings going out have changed from two possibilities to four.
It turned out that either they came back safely with a lot of supplies; or they never returned.
But now, either you have outstanding ability, you can not only return with a rewarding experience when you go out, but you can also harvest high-level zombie crystal cores; ; or people with poor luck and good abilities meet zombies, but because the crystal nucleus in the backpack satisfies the zombies, their lives are saved; The crystal nuclei "buy their lives" so... even people and a small amount of crystal nuclei all became the zombies' pockets.
Of course, if it continues to develop like this, I believe that as long as human beings are willing to wait, the zombies will automatically become extinct in a short time.But obviously God did not favor human beings. Zombies accidentally discovered that the more they evolved, they found that the feeling of hunger became smaller and smaller. Although they still felt hungry, they were not as hungry as they felt at the low level There is a very urgent hunger, and there is no big problem without eating for a long time.This also solved their predicament of not having enough to eat.
So for a long time, the zombies have been trying to evolve... Of course, there are various attempts as to how to evolve the zombies.Tao Le once saw a zombie hitting the wall with its head non-stop. It seemed to him that this could strengthen the hardness of the head and allow it to evolve; some zombies ran directly to the sun for two days, and finally died half-dead. Some gave up; some zombies kept using their abilities until they got tired and fell down.All kinds of strange actions like this, only you can't think of, no one can't do it, thanks to the strong resilience of the zombies, Tao Le can be said to be an eye-opener for the various actions of the zombies, and it is very lively.
As the saying goes, how can a person float in the rivers and lakes without being knifed, and how can he not get his shoes wet when he often walks by the river.Tao Le's comfortable life in the past few years has caused his vigilance to drop significantly.Originally, I planned to go out for a stroll, and then go home and watch No.20 The Legend of the Condor Heroes again.Tao Le was carrying a small bag, humming: "You are my little candle, no matter how much I love you, all kinds of varieties can feed my big stomach and light up the light of my life~~~~ ~"
As there were fewer and fewer zombies around, the area where Tao Le dared to move became larger and larger.But the number of candles is limited. When Tao Le found that the candles he had stored were not enough for him to eat for a long time, Tao Le had no choice but to "leave his hometown" and go out in search of food.
But during the journey for a period of time, Tao Le discovered a strange phenomenon.Obviously avoiding zombies, but for some reason, he always felt that someone was following him.
And not far behind Tao Le, a zombie A was secretly following behind.Zombie A tilted his head, looked at Tao Le's bulging bag, then tilted his head in doubt, as if he was thinking about something.
It was noon at this time, for the zombies, the sun was too big, and the zombies under the sun were exhausted, so they had no choice but to find a shady place to rest.At the same time, Zombie A who was not far behind Tao Le also stopped, squatting in a corner and panting heavily.He pitifully took out the last half-gnawed spar from his clothes bag, swallowed it bit by bit, continued to stare at Tao Le's direction, and then seemed to have made some decision generally.
This zombie A has evolved to the third level, and he followed Tao Le as soon as he left the base.At first, he was attracted by the bulging bag on Tao Le's back, and planned to measure the combat effectiveness of both sides, and then snatch the items in the bag.But later it was discovered that Tao Le's bag of things was not the crystal nuclei he had been thinking about, but a pile of useless columns!Not only does it smell bad at all, but it also doesn't look good, and it doesn't make you feel full! !But the strange thing is that this person emits a strange fragrance, which attracts people's appetite, which is better than that kind of supernatural being.
Zombie A thought that due to his increased strength, he finally had the opportunity to break into the zombie's internal group and meet the highest-ranked zombie so far, that is, the zombie who is respected as the zombie king by these high-level zombies, so he must prepare a decent one. The meeting ceremony, originally planned to pay enough crystal nuclei, but now it seems that he seems to have found something better.Although this gift looks weird, if he presents this gift to the Zombie King, maybe if he is happy, Zombie A will be able to stay beside the Zombie King!This is the heaven's last favor on Zombie A, such a big pie, it must be caught, right?
The emergence of the Zombie King is an inevitable reason. A group of such huge zombies must have a leader.And in a race like zombies that speaks by strength, the one who decides must be the most powerful, the smartest and the most intelligent.As far as the evolution of zombies is concerned, it is equivalent to the one with the fastest evolution, which is the master and the king!
And the emergence of the Zombie King made the relatively scattered group of zombies begin to gather slowly to form a new whole.And some relatively weak and outside individuals should also start to pay tribute to the Zombie King, the most powerful among the zombies.As for zombies, there are only two things that attract people, and the other is crystal nuclei.Of course, most of the zombies will offer a certain number of crystal nuclei when they meet the Zombie King, and a small number will offer one or two powerful supernatural beings.It is precisely because of this that humans and zombies have formed a two-legged situation, and both sides are still in the testing stage.
And Tao Le...Although it smells good, it can't stand the fact that it is a zombie. If it is more peculiar...that is, it is still a first-order zombie, and it is a first-order zombie that eats candles!You must know that since the first-order zombies were massacred by humans and high-level zombies, the number has decreased sharply... It can be said that it is very difficult to see the first-order zombies now, and Tao Le is so upright, swaggering on the main road There has never been a first-order zombie walking up!But apparently Zombie A didn't notice this.
When the sun stopped roaring so much, Tao Le was going to take out an umbrella to block the sun and continue on his way, but was surrounded by zombie A who suddenly jumped out.
Tao Le took a few steps back, ignoring his tent, and wanted to run, but was caught by the prepared zombie A.
The rapist hangs in the air with his collar slipped.
"Ahem, Mr. Zombie... Everyone is of the same race, why kill each other, right?" Just after saying this, Tao Le wished he could slap himself. Why bother to kill each other? How did the first-order zombies decrease? ?Didn't he slap his own face?
After capturing Tao Le, Zombie A began to observe this delicious-smelling food.Looking at Tao Le very strangely, it looks very clean, relatively white, and indeed looks more delicious than ordinary people!Then I leaned closer and smelled it again, it was indeed very fragrant!It looks very appetizing!
Tao Le originally planned to make up for his smiling face, but when he remembered that he had sincerely (stupidly) asked another high-level zombie to eat candles, but after being bitten, he immediately put on a straight face, only to find that the zombie still wanted to eat candles. gnaw yourself!
Damn, zombies are more ferocious than zombies these days!Hello!Dude you are a zombie, not a zombie!You are a cannibal, not a blood drinker, okay?Can you stop biting your neck and sip in another place?
Just as Tao Le was about to cry and waited to be bitten, Zombie A withdrew his head and turned away from Tao Le.And closed his eyes, resisting the scent: "Aww... (This is a gift, I have to give it to the Zombie King first, I can't eat it, I have to offer it whole, without leaving anything behind!)"
Tao Le closed his eyes, waiting to be bitten by a zombie... After waiting for a long time, he didn't feel anything... Then he quietly opened his right eye, narrowed his eyes and watched Zombie A's movements quietly.Finding that Yuanyuan opened his eyes hastily, he said with a flattering face, "Hey! Dude, you don't want to bite me, why don't you let me go?"
Apparently the zombie didn't hear Tao Le's proposal, so he picked up Tao Le directly, then picked up the backpack that Tao Le left behind, and ran towards the final base camp of the high-level zombies.
Zombie A was running happily while thinking in his heart: He has to present this gift quickly, lest he be tossed to death after a long time, and such a good gift will be lost in vain!Of course, he had to hold the broken bag with some effort. It seems that the columnar body in the bag is the food for this gift, eh!You must bring it, so as not to starve to death halfway!
☆, the fight between zombies
After Tao Le was picked up by Zombie A, he first screamed, and then began to cry for help: "Help! Who will save the zombie! The zombie has kidnapped the zombie! I have no family and no money to redeem myself! Please... Please let me go~~ah~~~ahhh!!!"
Tao Le, who was carried like a sack, no matter how he resisted, with his weak body and a little bit of strength, it was like a massage for Zombie A.
When Tao Le was tired from beating, it was time for him to rest... Tao Le had to sigh, although after becoming a zombie, he was still an otaku zombie, although his strength had indeed increased a lot, and his endurance had also increased a lot... But Compared with the overall level, he is still showing negative growth orz...
Tao Le was thrown on the ground by Zombie A like a sack, and then crawled to the corner with both hands and feet, huddled together, like a good man who was raped, although Zombie A didn't touch Tao Le.But Tao Le's performance was really misleading.Those watery eyes looked at Zombie A resentfully, there was a trace of fear, tremor, surprise, and embarrassment in the eyes. I believe that someone who saw it thought Tao Le was the one being bullied.
But the actual situation was that Zombie A carried Tao Le and ran for three hours straight. The weather was already hot, and he hadn't eaten anything. He was already tired and out of breath, so he had to stop to rest.Zombie A was slumped on the ground, dressed in ragged clothes, like a beggar. On the other hand, Tao Le's clothes were intact and his face was ruddy. Apart from his sitting posture, he looked like a rich young man.When Zombie A had almost rested, he took out a candle from the bag beside him and handed it to Tao Le.
Tao Le opened his eyes wide and looked at Zombie A motionlessly, neither moving nor answering.Zombie A handed it several times, but found that this "gift" did not receive food, and scratched his head anxiously.
Fuck, this "gift" is the rhythm of going on a hunger strike!What if you starve to death?Starved to death, where would he find a crystal nucleus to pay tribute to the Zombie King!Then handed it forward again.
Tao Le found that Zombie A was approaching him, and hurriedly shrank back.
Zombie A noticed Tao Le's movements and hurriedly stopped, then tried it, and finally gave Tao Le the candle, but Tao Le didn't catch it, and the candle fell directly at his feet.
Tao Le looked at the dusty candle, turned his head in disgust and said, "Although I'm hungry, I will never eat dirty things."
Zombie A stood aside scratching his head, why is this "gift" so pretentious, some are good to eat, but he hates this and that!It's so hard to serve!
But apparently Zombie A was still concerned about Tao Le's life, turned his head and took out his bag again, took a candle of a different color from it, and handed it over again, wanting to see if the smell was inappropriate.Finding Tao Le still not moving, Zombie A has no choice but to turn his head and ignore Tao Le.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Clutching his stomach, he looked at his empty bag, "Woo~~~ (I'm so hungry, I don't have any crystal nuclei, but fortunately I can bear it...)" Zombie A thought of this, and smelled the smell of Tao Le in the air. The fragrance exuding from the body made me feel even more wronged, and I couldn't lose what I could see or not eat!Especially when it happened to a zombie as hungry as him... It's so unzombie!Then he sniffed it hard and glared at Tao Le angrily.
Tao Le inexplicably endured Zombie A's anger, his body trembled, and then shrank even smaller.
The zombie licked the saliva from his mouth, thinking that he should find something else to do.It seems... that small bag contains a lot of things... Could there be crystal nuclei?
So he ran to Tao Le's backpack and began to take out the contents of the bag one by one.
Not to mention, there are a lot of things in this bag.Zombie A took out a lot of candles, then a few towels, a few toothbrushes and toothpaste, a small bag of cut sandpaper, and a few changes of clothes... It's a pity that there is no crystal nucleus that zombie A wants .
Zombie A pouted, none of them could eat!However, he shifted his gaze to the pile of candles, and glanced at Tao Le suspiciously... Is this food delicious?He saw that Tao Le was quite appetizing when he ate it...how about a taste?
Tao Le was on the sidelines trying to minimize his presence, but the zombie who kidnapped him kept teasing him, but he stopped teasing him for a while, and he was not used to it, so he could only watch the situation secretly.
It's okay if you don't look at it, it almost broke Tao Le's heart and liver!When he looked up, he found that Zombie A was stuffing the candle into his mouth.This scene reminded him of a few years ago, the "heroic and reckless" he stuffed a candle into the mouth of a high-ranking zombie, and was knocked over by the tall zombie and hit the wall with a slap. Seriously injured... Thinking about it now, I still feel a pain in my chest.What if the zombie feels bad after eating it and rushes over to punch and kick him?
Tao Le watched Zombie A's movements tremblingly, and then looked around to find something to stop Zombie A's movements.
Zombie A, who was going to eat candles, found that the little "gift" that didn't even look at him started to pay attention to him when he took out the candles to eat.Could it be... Do you have to grab something to eat?I don't understand... I really don't understand, is my stuff not good?He insisted on robbing others... not to mention with his small body, who could he rob him of?
But wanting to eat is a good thing, he is afraid that this "gift" will starve to death!So Zombie A took a rare teasing attitude, deliberately hanging Tao Le.
When Tao Le swallowed nervously, Zombie A took back the candle that had almost been eaten, then looked at Tao Le with a half-smile, and waved the candle in his hand, as if saying, do you really want to eat it?Tao Le found that Zombie A was playing tricks on him, and immediately turned around in disdain, ignoring the candle that Zombie A was about to throw to him.But he couldn't restrain his inner curiosity, turned his head to wait and see, and found that Zombie A began to stuff his mouth again, and the fear in his heart came to his mind again... Back and forth many times, Tao Le felt that his heart was constantly in the Relax, tense, relax, tense... almost forced into a heart attack.
Zombie A didn't seem to have that much patience to tease Tao Le anymore. Just when he didn't plan to tease Tao Le and was about to fill his stomach first, Tao Le finally couldn't bear the mental torture of ups and downs, and his impulse overcame his reason. He rushed over directly, regardless of Zombie A's force value, grabbed the candle in Zombie A's hand, held it in his hand, and then returned to the original position, wiping the non-existent saliva on it as if disgusted, and then slapped it three or two times He swallowed the candle, turned his head and looked at zombie A as if showing off.
hum!Tell you to hang me!Now that the candle is gone, what do you do?
Zombie A obviously didn't expect that Tao Le, who was as obedient as a white rabbit one moment, would boldly snatch the candle in his hand the next.Of course, he generously pretended not to see that disgusting gesture.But he obviously forgot that there are so many candles in that bag, he still has a lot!
When Tao Le looked up at Zombie A showing off, he saw a scene that made his heart break. Zombie A was holding a half-bitten candle in his hand, chewing with a "sinister" face, and the more he chewed, his face became pale. The more something went wrong, he glared at Tao Le angrily, and finally spit out the candle crumbs out of his mouth unbearably.
Tao Le wished he could faint now...
In fact, Zombie A chewed and looked at Tao Le with an inexplicable face. What a weird person, this kind of broken thing not only has no taste at all, but also tastes crispy without crystal nuclei. Eat this Good yarn!It still tastes so delicious, either the head was caught by the door, or it was a mutant variety.This level of appreciation really lowers the level of zombies... Wait, I just found out that this guy is a zombie!Let me go, there are still so many zombies now...
Zombie A only now realizes that the present in front of him is actually... a zombie, exactly the same species as him!Nima, I have seen zombies, but I have never seen such a weak first-order zombie.I looked Tao Le up and down, but I didn't see any special function... It's not easy to be so weak, it's really not easy!This... is simply a strange, heterogeneous, and cherished species!Developed this time!The precipice is developed, is there any wood!Not to mention that I advanced to the third level at a young age, but this precious species I paid tribute to will definitely become the right-hand man in the eyes of the Zombie King!
In Zombie A's eyes, he fantasizes that he will become the boss's right-hand man. The future is bright. Not only will he be able to eat and drink hot food with the Zombie King, he may even reach the pinnacle of life, be reused, and have a lot of crystal nuclei!
Tao Le didn't care about the expression of picking up gold and the beautiful fantasy in Zombie A's eyes. He just hugged his head, shrank aside, and prayed in a low voice: "Beat people... no, you don't slap people in the face when you hit zombies! Don't slap people in the face! Don't slap people!" Face! Please let it go~~~"
So this night, Tao Le passed away tremblingly, while Zombie A passed away dancing.
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Zombie A: "Yo! This guy is actually a zombie!"
Tao Le: "Look at Mao, have you never seen a zombie?"
Zombie A: "I have seen a lot of zombies, but I have never seen such a weak zombie!"
Tao Le: "The species are different, that's why you rarely see them!"
Let me collect and collect it, and I will release the Gongjun you have been thinking about~~~~
Then there is Yangyang from Yuchun who forgot to set up the village high box... Please don't slap me in the face!
☆. Zombies used as offerings
During the days of the kidnapping, for Tao Le, it seemed that every day was being carried upside down, then put down and shrunk into a ball, and was teased by Zombie A as a cat, then closed his eyes for a while, and then continued to be tortured. Carrying it like a sandbag... repeating such a monotonous life...
In the beginning, because he was carried as a sandbag for a long time, his appetite was affected by the bumps, which made him unsuitable. It seemed that there was no other physical torture, but thanks to the strong recovery ability of the zombies, Tao Le was in zombie A. I got used to the sad ups and downs, but after I got down, I had a big appetite!In addition, there is also being teased by Zombie A as a kitten from time to time.Life is quite slow and pleasant, not only that, Tao Le also gained a little weight because of it, and by the way, he added a little workload to Zombie A with peace of mind.
Three days... three full days.Tao Le gained a lot of weight, but Zombie A lost a lot of weight!
When Zombie A stood in front of a seemingly tall building with Tao Le on his shoulders.It seems to have seen the redemption of life... TMD can finally dedicate this burden, and finally don't have to toss about zombies anymore!Although this gift is quite interesting, it's really not zombies who look after zombies, especially those who look after such strange, strange, and precious zombies!Too fucking tired!Zombie A gasped and evaluated the life of the past few days.
So... Tao Le was carried by Zombie A to the lair of the zombies in his sleep, the base camp among the zombies...
When Tao Le woke up, he found that he was surrounded by several zombies, each zombie's face showed a piercing appetite.
This is... to divide... the corpse?We still have to share... share the food!
Tao Le looked at the hungry eyes of the zombies around him, and shook his body.It is impossible to escape now, not to mention his physical strength, with Tao Le's small body, it is estimated that he will be arrested immediately after running a few steps.
Tao Le put his head in his hands, lying on the ground, begging: "Can you not eat me? I can do housework... You are all old men, can I do sweeping the floor? Or... do Forget about eating, but nail grinding can do it! It’s really not possible... Well, can you knock the body out before dismembering it?”
The few zombies around Tao Le didn't care what Tao Le said, first of all they didn't understand very well, and secondly they stayed together with a group of high-level zombies, I really haven't seen... such a weak zombie.
Zombie A at the side raised his head flamboyantly, looking at the seniors who surrounded Tao Le.See, although I am late, I am capable!Come and worship me!
After watching Tao Le as a panda for a while, one of the higher-status Lost B patted Zombie A on the shoulder, affirming his ability.This thing is not only white and tender, but also smells delicious, it is a rare commodity at first glance!Brother, I didn't see it. Although the ability is not top-notch, but such a treasure can be found, it has a bright future.
Zombie C, who has been paying attention to Tao Le, finally couldn't hold back his appetite. He grabbed Tao Le's hand and wanted to stuff it into his mouth. When did he suddenly appear beside Zombie C, and slapped him to the ground with a slap, making a hole.I saw Zombie C lying horizontally in a pit, his jaw was crooked, and his mouth was full of blood... Although he didn't know whether his teeth were knocked out or his tongue was bitten, the whole zombie was in a panic.
With lingering fear in her heart, Tao Le withdrew her hand and protected it well.Then he watched Zombie B "kindly" save himself with a face full of gratitude, and then "severely" taught Zombie C a lesson.It is simply a lifesaver!
Zombie B: "Aw~ ow ow~ ow ow ow... (You foodie! Fuck you! I don't know if it's for the king? How dare you speak like this! Be careful that the crystal nucleus in your head becomes the king's dinner It's okay to be stupid, but it's not as smart as little A!)" After finishing speaking, he looked at Zombie C with disgust, and then turned his head to look at Zombie A, such a stupid assistant, just looking at it made him lose face!Can we change to another zombie?Like this little A who just arrived?
Zombie A didn't know it at all, because Tao Le had been spotted by Zombie B who could talk in Zombie City, and he wanted to promote him.And Zombie C, who has already been disliked by his boss, obviously didn't realize that the newcomer Xiao A who just arrived has threatened his own interests so quickly, and... soon Xiao C will lose his job.
Since Zombie B has the hope of becoming his subordinate, it is very simple for Zombie B to build a good relationship with the newcomer.So he patted Zombie A comfortingly, planning to take him to meet the Zombie Emperor.
After the shocking scene just now, Zombie A came to his senses, and saw that Zombie B took the initiative to take him to see the Zombie King.Instantly sent a good guy card to Zombie B!
First of all, save Tao Le from danger and prevent the gift he presented from being damaged!Secondly, lead the way enthusiastically.In this zombie society where zombies only care about themselves and have no good intentions, this is really too difficult!It was a more wonderful existence than Tao Le in his hands!
Zombie A stares at zombie B staringly, and zombie B thinks that his favorability is good, so he accepts zombie A's "worship (surrounding) worship (watching)" with peace of mind.
Zombie A nodded affirmatively: Zombie B is a good zombie!Great zombie!A rare zombie!
And Zombie B, who was carrying Tao Le, saw Zombie A's affirmative expression, and made up his mind: Is Zombie B too touched, so inspirational buys his life for me?It is really a zombie with great potential!
Zombie B brings zombie A to the largest room in Zombie City.Tao Le looked at the door in front of him...and then remembered the movements of the zombies: "Could it be...this is a kitchen! The zombies are going to stew me?"
He was puzzled, obviously everyone is a zombie!Why can all those zombies coexist peacefully (such as zombie A and zombie B), and why some must kill each other (such as myself and the zombies)?They are all of the same species, why is there such a big difference?It's not fair!
Just when Tao Le complained about the injustice, the door opened.There is no cauldron or any other kitchen utensils as Tao Le expected, but a figure... To be precise, it should be a zombie.
Compared with ordinary zombies, Tao Le felt that this zombie... this zombie... was nothing special except that it was taller, stronger, and more powerful!Why are the two people who were dragged away just now so respectful.
The two zombies dragged Tao Le, paused for a moment, then walked in lightly.
The zombie, which was originally just a figure, finally appeared in front of Tao Le.Tao Le took a sneak peek...it was indeed more than these zombies...how should I put it?Mighty and majestic?Well, Tao Le, who used to be a science otaku, read a lot of literary works (Jin Yong and Gu Long are more martial arts), even in the end of the world, his vocabulary is still not high.
But... how do you look at it, why do you think this zombie looks so... so familiar?
"what's up?"
Tao Le picked out his ears to make sure he heard right!This man, oh zombie, speaks human words!Chinese!It's not the howling of zombies, or the messy English, it's Chinese!Properly pronounced Chinese!
Li Han bent down and picked up the dagger, pried open the skull of the first-order zombie he had just killed, took out the brightly colored crystal nucleus, then wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve and said to his teammates: "This time the harvest is good. , although not many supplies were found, but a lot of crystal nuclei were collected, since the high-level zombies also began to collect crystal nuclei, the price of base crystal nuclei has been soaring now!"
The other three nodded their heads with joy on their faces.After all, the number of crystal nuclei alone this time is very impressive, of course based on the abilities of their team.
But Tao Le, who was peeping in the shade in the corner, curled her lips in disdain, "I'm still happy, this stupidity, I'm almost sold out, I'm happy."
Before Tao Le could finish speaking, a third-tier zombie who had been following the four of them rushed out and yelled at the four of them.
The four of them, Li Han, were all second-level supernatural beings. They were obviously a little scared when facing a third-level zombie.After all, the zombie in front of them was a Tier [-] zombie, and there was a difference in levels.
The four of them stood back to back, waiting to watch the zombie, guarding against the third-tier zombie attacking from different directions.But the slightly trembling hands of the four people and the sweat oozing from their foreheads all showed the tension and fear of the four people.
The four of them felt that they definitely didn't read the almanac when they went out this time, it's unlucky to be like this!Zombies are afraid of heat, this is a recognized fact, especially at noon in summer, it is basically difficult to see zombies wandering around, it is obviously very rare for Li Han and the others to encounter a third-level high-level zombie attack, it is almost a rare event in a hundred years .
And the zombie who yelled at the four people was also very irritable, stomped their feet on the spot, and then yelled at the four people: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
"……Be careful."
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Going to pay tribute to the crystal nucleus!)”
After the zombie roared, the four of them looked at each other, and then took a few steps back in unison.
The third-tier zombies were already staring at the backpacks surrounded by the four of them. Didn't he know when he followed them for so long?That bag is full of crystal nuclei!Crystal nucleus!
If it wasn't for his gluttony, he ate all the tribute crystal nuclei, and hid at home to sleep because he was afraid of the heat. It was only two days before the tribute that he found that he had eaten up all the tribute crystal nuclei to the Zombie King. Do you follow people around in the summer waiting to be robbed?
The four watched the zombie retreat cautiously with a fierce look on its face, keeping a safe distance, but the backpack that the zombie had been staring at fell to the ground as they retreated.
The four of them are now focusing on the zombies, and they don't care about the crystal nucleus at all.
And staring at the crystal nucleus zombie, they saw that the bag full of crystal nuclei was left in place by the four of them, and the four of them "honestly" stepped back and let themselves take it. They were obviously very satisfied with this performance. He yelled at the four of them again: "Aww... (Yes, yes, since you are so sincere and I don't have time to waste with you, I won't eat you!)"
Just when the four saw the zombie moving cautiously and preparing to attack, they found that the zombie picked up the backpack on the ground at a speed almost invisible to the naked eye, then moved quickly, and disappeared in front of them.
The four felt puzzled, and the only girl among them suddenly asked, "Are we... saved?"
The boy on the left asked in disbelief: "This third-tier zombie didn't attack us?"
The boy on the right sat on the ground weakly, and said in a low voice, "Yes. It looks like we escaped."
On the front, Li Han, who saw the zombie's movement clearly, twitched the corner of his mouth: "Are we... robbed by a zombie?"
Li Han's three companions tilted their heads and looked at Li Han at the same time: "A robbery?"
Li Han pointed to the backpack that had just been filled with crystal nuclei on the ground, and said to the now empty ground: "He just took our backpack with crystal nuclei in it, turned around and left without any regrets. From the beginning, he has been Pay attention to this backpack."
Tao Le took out a thermos bucket from his bag, and then took out a candle with dripping water, fanned it while eating, and mumbled in his mouth: "The zombies have become smarter now, and they are all starting to rob humans." What else? But even psychological tactics were used, first to intimidate, and then to divert the enemy's attention, while the enemy's attention was elsewhere, to hit the target directly, to achieve the goal without nostalgia, and to withdraw quickly , It’s really a good strategy!”
Then, without looking at the disbelieving expressions of Li Han and the others, he turned and left: "It's too hot, I have to go back. Sure enough, zombies are afraid of the heat. It seems that I need some ice cubes to take a bath when I go back tonight!"
☆、Kidnapped zombies
As the zombies began to gain wisdom, Tao Le’s life became more interesting. From time to time, he watched the scenes of the battle of wits and courage between humans and zombies. , and bring some homemade Taole brand snacks, and watch the battles as movies and stories, provided that there are no casualties.
For a long time, the sharp reduction in the number of first-order zombies was a good thing for most people.After all, the reduction in the number of zombies means that the probability of humans, especially ordinary humans, going out to encounter zombies is reduced, which is equivalent to reducing the possibility of encountering danger when going out.But for the zombies, the problem of food shortage that was originally alleviated came again.Compared with humans who hoarded a lot of zombie crystal nuclei in the early stage, high-level zombies accumulated very few zombie crystal nuclei, which led to the fact that the primary target of high-level zombies attacking humans is not humans themselves, but the weapons they carry. crystal nucleus.Humans, especially those with outstanding abilities, may have been delicious food in the eyes of zombies before, but now they have become mobile food storage bags.When the zombies see a person, the first thing they pay attention to is not the taste of the person itself, but whether his backpack is bulging, and then they decide the value of the person, whether to eat or not.
Now in the last days where zombies are rampant, the results of human beings going out have changed from two possibilities to four.
It turned out that either they came back safely with a lot of supplies; or they never returned.
But now, either you have outstanding ability, you can not only return with a rewarding experience when you go out, but you can also harvest high-level zombie crystal cores; ; or people with poor luck and good abilities meet zombies, but because the crystal nucleus in the backpack satisfies the zombies, their lives are saved; The crystal nuclei "buy their lives" so... even people and a small amount of crystal nuclei all became the zombies' pockets.
Of course, if it continues to develop like this, I believe that as long as human beings are willing to wait, the zombies will automatically become extinct in a short time.But obviously God did not favor human beings. Zombies accidentally discovered that the more they evolved, they found that the feeling of hunger became smaller and smaller. Although they still felt hungry, they were not as hungry as they felt at the low level There is a very urgent hunger, and there is no big problem without eating for a long time.This also solved their predicament of not having enough to eat.
So for a long time, the zombies have been trying to evolve... Of course, there are various attempts as to how to evolve the zombies.Tao Le once saw a zombie hitting the wall with its head non-stop. It seemed to him that this could strengthen the hardness of the head and allow it to evolve; some zombies ran directly to the sun for two days, and finally died half-dead. Some gave up; some zombies kept using their abilities until they got tired and fell down.All kinds of strange actions like this, only you can't think of, no one can't do it, thanks to the strong resilience of the zombies, Tao Le can be said to be an eye-opener for the various actions of the zombies, and it is very lively.
As the saying goes, how can a person float in the rivers and lakes without being knifed, and how can he not get his shoes wet when he often walks by the river.Tao Le's comfortable life in the past few years has caused his vigilance to drop significantly.Originally, I planned to go out for a stroll, and then go home and watch No.20 The Legend of the Condor Heroes again.Tao Le was carrying a small bag, humming: "You are my little candle, no matter how much I love you, all kinds of varieties can feed my big stomach and light up the light of my life~~~~ ~"
As there were fewer and fewer zombies around, the area where Tao Le dared to move became larger and larger.But the number of candles is limited. When Tao Le found that the candles he had stored were not enough for him to eat for a long time, Tao Le had no choice but to "leave his hometown" and go out in search of food.
But during the journey for a period of time, Tao Le discovered a strange phenomenon.Obviously avoiding zombies, but for some reason, he always felt that someone was following him.
And not far behind Tao Le, a zombie A was secretly following behind.Zombie A tilted his head, looked at Tao Le's bulging bag, then tilted his head in doubt, as if he was thinking about something.
It was noon at this time, for the zombies, the sun was too big, and the zombies under the sun were exhausted, so they had no choice but to find a shady place to rest.At the same time, Zombie A who was not far behind Tao Le also stopped, squatting in a corner and panting heavily.He pitifully took out the last half-gnawed spar from his clothes bag, swallowed it bit by bit, continued to stare at Tao Le's direction, and then seemed to have made some decision generally.
This zombie A has evolved to the third level, and he followed Tao Le as soon as he left the base.At first, he was attracted by the bulging bag on Tao Le's back, and planned to measure the combat effectiveness of both sides, and then snatch the items in the bag.But later it was discovered that Tao Le's bag of things was not the crystal nuclei he had been thinking about, but a pile of useless columns!Not only does it smell bad at all, but it also doesn't look good, and it doesn't make you feel full! !But the strange thing is that this person emits a strange fragrance, which attracts people's appetite, which is better than that kind of supernatural being.
Zombie A thought that due to his increased strength, he finally had the opportunity to break into the zombie's internal group and meet the highest-ranked zombie so far, that is, the zombie who is respected as the zombie king by these high-level zombies, so he must prepare a decent one. The meeting ceremony, originally planned to pay enough crystal nuclei, but now it seems that he seems to have found something better.Although this gift looks weird, if he presents this gift to the Zombie King, maybe if he is happy, Zombie A will be able to stay beside the Zombie King!This is the heaven's last favor on Zombie A, such a big pie, it must be caught, right?
The emergence of the Zombie King is an inevitable reason. A group of such huge zombies must have a leader.And in a race like zombies that speaks by strength, the one who decides must be the most powerful, the smartest and the most intelligent.As far as the evolution of zombies is concerned, it is equivalent to the one with the fastest evolution, which is the master and the king!
And the emergence of the Zombie King made the relatively scattered group of zombies begin to gather slowly to form a new whole.And some relatively weak and outside individuals should also start to pay tribute to the Zombie King, the most powerful among the zombies.As for zombies, there are only two things that attract people, and the other is crystal nuclei.Of course, most of the zombies will offer a certain number of crystal nuclei when they meet the Zombie King, and a small number will offer one or two powerful supernatural beings.It is precisely because of this that humans and zombies have formed a two-legged situation, and both sides are still in the testing stage.
And Tao Le...Although it smells good, it can't stand the fact that it is a zombie. If it is more peculiar...that is, it is still a first-order zombie, and it is a first-order zombie that eats candles!You must know that since the first-order zombies were massacred by humans and high-level zombies, the number has decreased sharply... It can be said that it is very difficult to see the first-order zombies now, and Tao Le is so upright, swaggering on the main road There has never been a first-order zombie walking up!But apparently Zombie A didn't notice this.
When the sun stopped roaring so much, Tao Le was going to take out an umbrella to block the sun and continue on his way, but was surrounded by zombie A who suddenly jumped out.
Tao Le took a few steps back, ignoring his tent, and wanted to run, but was caught by the prepared zombie A.
The rapist hangs in the air with his collar slipped.
"Ahem, Mr. Zombie... Everyone is of the same race, why kill each other, right?" Just after saying this, Tao Le wished he could slap himself. Why bother to kill each other? How did the first-order zombies decrease? ?Didn't he slap his own face?
After capturing Tao Le, Zombie A began to observe this delicious-smelling food.Looking at Tao Le very strangely, it looks very clean, relatively white, and indeed looks more delicious than ordinary people!Then I leaned closer and smelled it again, it was indeed very fragrant!It looks very appetizing!
Tao Le originally planned to make up for his smiling face, but when he remembered that he had sincerely (stupidly) asked another high-level zombie to eat candles, but after being bitten, he immediately put on a straight face, only to find that the zombie still wanted to eat candles. gnaw yourself!
Damn, zombies are more ferocious than zombies these days!Hello!Dude you are a zombie, not a zombie!You are a cannibal, not a blood drinker, okay?Can you stop biting your neck and sip in another place?
Just as Tao Le was about to cry and waited to be bitten, Zombie A withdrew his head and turned away from Tao Le.And closed his eyes, resisting the scent: "Aww... (This is a gift, I have to give it to the Zombie King first, I can't eat it, I have to offer it whole, without leaving anything behind!)"
Tao Le closed his eyes, waiting to be bitten by a zombie... After waiting for a long time, he didn't feel anything... Then he quietly opened his right eye, narrowed his eyes and watched Zombie A's movements quietly.Finding that Yuanyuan opened his eyes hastily, he said with a flattering face, "Hey! Dude, you don't want to bite me, why don't you let me go?"
Apparently the zombie didn't hear Tao Le's proposal, so he picked up Tao Le directly, then picked up the backpack that Tao Le left behind, and ran towards the final base camp of the high-level zombies.
Zombie A was running happily while thinking in his heart: He has to present this gift quickly, lest he be tossed to death after a long time, and such a good gift will be lost in vain!Of course, he had to hold the broken bag with some effort. It seems that the columnar body in the bag is the food for this gift, eh!You must bring it, so as not to starve to death halfway!
☆, the fight between zombies
After Tao Le was picked up by Zombie A, he first screamed, and then began to cry for help: "Help! Who will save the zombie! The zombie has kidnapped the zombie! I have no family and no money to redeem myself! Please... Please let me go~~ah~~~ahhh!!!"
Tao Le, who was carried like a sack, no matter how he resisted, with his weak body and a little bit of strength, it was like a massage for Zombie A.
When Tao Le was tired from beating, it was time for him to rest... Tao Le had to sigh, although after becoming a zombie, he was still an otaku zombie, although his strength had indeed increased a lot, and his endurance had also increased a lot... But Compared with the overall level, he is still showing negative growth orz...
Tao Le was thrown on the ground by Zombie A like a sack, and then crawled to the corner with both hands and feet, huddled together, like a good man who was raped, although Zombie A didn't touch Tao Le.But Tao Le's performance was really misleading.Those watery eyes looked at Zombie A resentfully, there was a trace of fear, tremor, surprise, and embarrassment in the eyes. I believe that someone who saw it thought Tao Le was the one being bullied.
But the actual situation was that Zombie A carried Tao Le and ran for three hours straight. The weather was already hot, and he hadn't eaten anything. He was already tired and out of breath, so he had to stop to rest.Zombie A was slumped on the ground, dressed in ragged clothes, like a beggar. On the other hand, Tao Le's clothes were intact and his face was ruddy. Apart from his sitting posture, he looked like a rich young man.When Zombie A had almost rested, he took out a candle from the bag beside him and handed it to Tao Le.
Tao Le opened his eyes wide and looked at Zombie A motionlessly, neither moving nor answering.Zombie A handed it several times, but found that this "gift" did not receive food, and scratched his head anxiously.
Fuck, this "gift" is the rhythm of going on a hunger strike!What if you starve to death?Starved to death, where would he find a crystal nucleus to pay tribute to the Zombie King!Then handed it forward again.
Tao Le found that Zombie A was approaching him, and hurriedly shrank back.
Zombie A noticed Tao Le's movements and hurriedly stopped, then tried it, and finally gave Tao Le the candle, but Tao Le didn't catch it, and the candle fell directly at his feet.
Tao Le looked at the dusty candle, turned his head in disgust and said, "Although I'm hungry, I will never eat dirty things."
Zombie A stood aside scratching his head, why is this "gift" so pretentious, some are good to eat, but he hates this and that!It's so hard to serve!
But apparently Zombie A was still concerned about Tao Le's life, turned his head and took out his bag again, took a candle of a different color from it, and handed it over again, wanting to see if the smell was inappropriate.Finding Tao Le still not moving, Zombie A has no choice but to turn his head and ignore Tao Le.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Clutching his stomach, he looked at his empty bag, "Woo~~~ (I'm so hungry, I don't have any crystal nuclei, but fortunately I can bear it...)" Zombie A thought of this, and smelled the smell of Tao Le in the air. The fragrance exuding from the body made me feel even more wronged, and I couldn't lose what I could see or not eat!Especially when it happened to a zombie as hungry as him... It's so unzombie!Then he sniffed it hard and glared at Tao Le angrily.
Tao Le inexplicably endured Zombie A's anger, his body trembled, and then shrank even smaller.
The zombie licked the saliva from his mouth, thinking that he should find something else to do.It seems... that small bag contains a lot of things... Could there be crystal nuclei?
So he ran to Tao Le's backpack and began to take out the contents of the bag one by one.
Not to mention, there are a lot of things in this bag.Zombie A took out a lot of candles, then a few towels, a few toothbrushes and toothpaste, a small bag of cut sandpaper, and a few changes of clothes... It's a pity that there is no crystal nucleus that zombie A wants .
Zombie A pouted, none of them could eat!However, he shifted his gaze to the pile of candles, and glanced at Tao Le suspiciously... Is this food delicious?He saw that Tao Le was quite appetizing when he ate it...how about a taste?
Tao Le was on the sidelines trying to minimize his presence, but the zombie who kidnapped him kept teasing him, but he stopped teasing him for a while, and he was not used to it, so he could only watch the situation secretly.
It's okay if you don't look at it, it almost broke Tao Le's heart and liver!When he looked up, he found that Zombie A was stuffing the candle into his mouth.This scene reminded him of a few years ago, the "heroic and reckless" he stuffed a candle into the mouth of a high-ranking zombie, and was knocked over by the tall zombie and hit the wall with a slap. Seriously injured... Thinking about it now, I still feel a pain in my chest.What if the zombie feels bad after eating it and rushes over to punch and kick him?
Tao Le watched Zombie A's movements tremblingly, and then looked around to find something to stop Zombie A's movements.
Zombie A, who was going to eat candles, found that the little "gift" that didn't even look at him started to pay attention to him when he took out the candles to eat.Could it be... Do you have to grab something to eat?I don't understand... I really don't understand, is my stuff not good?He insisted on robbing others... not to mention with his small body, who could he rob him of?
But wanting to eat is a good thing, he is afraid that this "gift" will starve to death!So Zombie A took a rare teasing attitude, deliberately hanging Tao Le.
When Tao Le swallowed nervously, Zombie A took back the candle that had almost been eaten, then looked at Tao Le with a half-smile, and waved the candle in his hand, as if saying, do you really want to eat it?Tao Le found that Zombie A was playing tricks on him, and immediately turned around in disdain, ignoring the candle that Zombie A was about to throw to him.But he couldn't restrain his inner curiosity, turned his head to wait and see, and found that Zombie A began to stuff his mouth again, and the fear in his heart came to his mind again... Back and forth many times, Tao Le felt that his heart was constantly in the Relax, tense, relax, tense... almost forced into a heart attack.
Zombie A didn't seem to have that much patience to tease Tao Le anymore. Just when he didn't plan to tease Tao Le and was about to fill his stomach first, Tao Le finally couldn't bear the mental torture of ups and downs, and his impulse overcame his reason. He rushed over directly, regardless of Zombie A's force value, grabbed the candle in Zombie A's hand, held it in his hand, and then returned to the original position, wiping the non-existent saliva on it as if disgusted, and then slapped it three or two times He swallowed the candle, turned his head and looked at zombie A as if showing off.
hum!Tell you to hang me!Now that the candle is gone, what do you do?
Zombie A obviously didn't expect that Tao Le, who was as obedient as a white rabbit one moment, would boldly snatch the candle in his hand the next.Of course, he generously pretended not to see that disgusting gesture.But he obviously forgot that there are so many candles in that bag, he still has a lot!
When Tao Le looked up at Zombie A showing off, he saw a scene that made his heart break. Zombie A was holding a half-bitten candle in his hand, chewing with a "sinister" face, and the more he chewed, his face became pale. The more something went wrong, he glared at Tao Le angrily, and finally spit out the candle crumbs out of his mouth unbearably.
Tao Le wished he could faint now...
In fact, Zombie A chewed and looked at Tao Le with an inexplicable face. What a weird person, this kind of broken thing not only has no taste at all, but also tastes crispy without crystal nuclei. Eat this Good yarn!It still tastes so delicious, either the head was caught by the door, or it was a mutant variety.This level of appreciation really lowers the level of zombies... Wait, I just found out that this guy is a zombie!Let me go, there are still so many zombies now...
Zombie A only now realizes that the present in front of him is actually... a zombie, exactly the same species as him!Nima, I have seen zombies, but I have never seen such a weak first-order zombie.I looked Tao Le up and down, but I didn't see any special function... It's not easy to be so weak, it's really not easy!This... is simply a strange, heterogeneous, and cherished species!Developed this time!The precipice is developed, is there any wood!Not to mention that I advanced to the third level at a young age, but this precious species I paid tribute to will definitely become the right-hand man in the eyes of the Zombie King!
In Zombie A's eyes, he fantasizes that he will become the boss's right-hand man. The future is bright. Not only will he be able to eat and drink hot food with the Zombie King, he may even reach the pinnacle of life, be reused, and have a lot of crystal nuclei!
Tao Le didn't care about the expression of picking up gold and the beautiful fantasy in Zombie A's eyes. He just hugged his head, shrank aside, and prayed in a low voice: "Beat people... no, you don't slap people in the face when you hit zombies! Don't slap people in the face! Don't slap people!" Face! Please let it go~~~"
So this night, Tao Le passed away tremblingly, while Zombie A passed away dancing.
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Zombie A: "Yo! This guy is actually a zombie!"
Tao Le: "Look at Mao, have you never seen a zombie?"
Zombie A: "I have seen a lot of zombies, but I have never seen such a weak zombie!"
Tao Le: "The species are different, that's why you rarely see them!"
Let me collect and collect it, and I will release the Gongjun you have been thinking about~~~~
Then there is Yangyang from Yuchun who forgot to set up the village high box... Please don't slap me in the face!
☆. Zombies used as offerings
During the days of the kidnapping, for Tao Le, it seemed that every day was being carried upside down, then put down and shrunk into a ball, and was teased by Zombie A as a cat, then closed his eyes for a while, and then continued to be tortured. Carrying it like a sandbag... repeating such a monotonous life...
In the beginning, because he was carried as a sandbag for a long time, his appetite was affected by the bumps, which made him unsuitable. It seemed that there was no other physical torture, but thanks to the strong recovery ability of the zombies, Tao Le was in zombie A. I got used to the sad ups and downs, but after I got down, I had a big appetite!In addition, there is also being teased by Zombie A as a kitten from time to time.Life is quite slow and pleasant, not only that, Tao Le also gained a little weight because of it, and by the way, he added a little workload to Zombie A with peace of mind.
Three days... three full days.Tao Le gained a lot of weight, but Zombie A lost a lot of weight!
When Zombie A stood in front of a seemingly tall building with Tao Le on his shoulders.It seems to have seen the redemption of life... TMD can finally dedicate this burden, and finally don't have to toss about zombies anymore!Although this gift is quite interesting, it's really not zombies who look after zombies, especially those who look after such strange, strange, and precious zombies!Too fucking tired!Zombie A gasped and evaluated the life of the past few days.
So... Tao Le was carried by Zombie A to the lair of the zombies in his sleep, the base camp among the zombies...
When Tao Le woke up, he found that he was surrounded by several zombies, each zombie's face showed a piercing appetite.
This is... to divide... the corpse?We still have to share... share the food!
Tao Le looked at the hungry eyes of the zombies around him, and shook his body.It is impossible to escape now, not to mention his physical strength, with Tao Le's small body, it is estimated that he will be arrested immediately after running a few steps.
Tao Le put his head in his hands, lying on the ground, begging: "Can you not eat me? I can do housework... You are all old men, can I do sweeping the floor? Or... do Forget about eating, but nail grinding can do it! It’s really not possible... Well, can you knock the body out before dismembering it?”
The few zombies around Tao Le didn't care what Tao Le said, first of all they didn't understand very well, and secondly they stayed together with a group of high-level zombies, I really haven't seen... such a weak zombie.
Zombie A at the side raised his head flamboyantly, looking at the seniors who surrounded Tao Le.See, although I am late, I am capable!Come and worship me!
After watching Tao Le as a panda for a while, one of the higher-status Lost B patted Zombie A on the shoulder, affirming his ability.This thing is not only white and tender, but also smells delicious, it is a rare commodity at first glance!Brother, I didn't see it. Although the ability is not top-notch, but such a treasure can be found, it has a bright future.
Zombie C, who has been paying attention to Tao Le, finally couldn't hold back his appetite. He grabbed Tao Le's hand and wanted to stuff it into his mouth. When did he suddenly appear beside Zombie C, and slapped him to the ground with a slap, making a hole.I saw Zombie C lying horizontally in a pit, his jaw was crooked, and his mouth was full of blood... Although he didn't know whether his teeth were knocked out or his tongue was bitten, the whole zombie was in a panic.
With lingering fear in her heart, Tao Le withdrew her hand and protected it well.Then he watched Zombie B "kindly" save himself with a face full of gratitude, and then "severely" taught Zombie C a lesson.It is simply a lifesaver!
Zombie B: "Aw~ ow ow~ ow ow ow... (You foodie! Fuck you! I don't know if it's for the king? How dare you speak like this! Be careful that the crystal nucleus in your head becomes the king's dinner It's okay to be stupid, but it's not as smart as little A!)" After finishing speaking, he looked at Zombie C with disgust, and then turned his head to look at Zombie A, such a stupid assistant, just looking at it made him lose face!Can we change to another zombie?Like this little A who just arrived?
Zombie A didn't know it at all, because Tao Le had been spotted by Zombie B who could talk in Zombie City, and he wanted to promote him.And Zombie C, who has already been disliked by his boss, obviously didn't realize that the newcomer Xiao A who just arrived has threatened his own interests so quickly, and... soon Xiao C will lose his job.
Since Zombie B has the hope of becoming his subordinate, it is very simple for Zombie B to build a good relationship with the newcomer.So he patted Zombie A comfortingly, planning to take him to meet the Zombie Emperor.
After the shocking scene just now, Zombie A came to his senses, and saw that Zombie B took the initiative to take him to see the Zombie King.Instantly sent a good guy card to Zombie B!
First of all, save Tao Le from danger and prevent the gift he presented from being damaged!Secondly, lead the way enthusiastically.In this zombie society where zombies only care about themselves and have no good intentions, this is really too difficult!It was a more wonderful existence than Tao Le in his hands!
Zombie A stares at zombie B staringly, and zombie B thinks that his favorability is good, so he accepts zombie A's "worship (surrounding) worship (watching)" with peace of mind.
Zombie A nodded affirmatively: Zombie B is a good zombie!Great zombie!A rare zombie!
And Zombie B, who was carrying Tao Le, saw Zombie A's affirmative expression, and made up his mind: Is Zombie B too touched, so inspirational buys his life for me?It is really a zombie with great potential!
Zombie B brings zombie A to the largest room in Zombie City.Tao Le looked at the door in front of him...and then remembered the movements of the zombies: "Could it be...this is a kitchen! The zombies are going to stew me?"
He was puzzled, obviously everyone is a zombie!Why can all those zombies coexist peacefully (such as zombie A and zombie B), and why some must kill each other (such as myself and the zombies)?They are all of the same species, why is there such a big difference?It's not fair!
Just when Tao Le complained about the injustice, the door opened.There is no cauldron or any other kitchen utensils as Tao Le expected, but a figure... To be precise, it should be a zombie.
Compared with ordinary zombies, Tao Le felt that this zombie... this zombie... was nothing special except that it was taller, stronger, and more powerful!Why are the two people who were dragged away just now so respectful.
The two zombies dragged Tao Le, paused for a moment, then walked in lightly.
The zombie, which was originally just a figure, finally appeared in front of Tao Le.Tao Le took a sneak peek...it was indeed more than these zombies...how should I put it?Mighty and majestic?Well, Tao Le, who used to be a science otaku, read a lot of literary works (Jin Yong and Gu Long are more martial arts), even in the end of the world, his vocabulary is still not high.
But... how do you look at it, why do you think this zombie looks so... so familiar?
"what's up?"
Tao Le picked out his ears to make sure he heard right!This man, oh zombie, speaks human words!Chinese!It's not the howling of zombies, or the messy English, it's Chinese!Properly pronounced Chinese!
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