Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]
Chapter 96
On this sunny day, many people are gathering in a small courtyard of an ordinary farmhouse.
In the small kitchen, a woman with a suspicious expression cautiously peeped out through the gap in the window, while in the yard, an ordinary man was tied to the table.
To be precise, he is not a man, but a male ghost.
Chen Su poured Wang Lan a bowl of strange green decoction, Ao Yan slowly pulled out his sword, and Yan Chixia beside him brought a pot of hot water cloth, plus a needle and thread.
Wang Lan was so frightened that his legs went limp because he drank the decoction and his body became paralyzed. He couldn't even struggle, and could only cry while watching the snow-white sword.
At this moment, a gloomy voice came from the side.
"Are you afraid? Sure enough, my method is better?"
Wang Lan paused, her eyeballs moved with difficulty to look at Gu Yunchu next to her, she stopped her tears in an instant, and put on a heroic appearance.
Gu Yunchu: ...
No matter how you think about it, diarrhea is better than cutting it open, right?You guys are somewhat rebellious, hey!
She watched in anger, Ao Yan's sword was really fast, he cut open Wang Lan's abdomen in the blink of an eye, and took out the golden elixir.Although it was a ghost, after being injured, Wang Lan's abdomen still bled profusely.
Grandma Yu immediately picked up a cloth to wipe the blood on him, and applied a sticky and transparent ointment to his wound. The ointment dried quickly and glued Wang Lan's broken belly together.
Then Yan Chixia quickly threaded the needle.Stretching the orchid fingers, he sewed up Wang Lan's torn belly.The fine stitches are neatly arranged, which is indescribably neat and beautiful.
It was probably just hurt by Yan Chixia's beating. At this moment, Wang Lan really didn't feel any pain at all, and a hint of surprise appeared on his face.
Gu Yunchu said indignantly from the sidelines.
[Isn't it just cutting open the stomach?It's too simple and crude, with no technical content at all. What's so great about it? ! 】
The younger sister of the system thought for a while, and spoke sincerely.
【Aside from other things, just Yan Chixia's needlework is amazing, right?At least he won't embroider dragonflies into toads. 】
Gu Yunchu, who instantly recalled the days when he was a maidservant in the Chen Mansion: ...Damn it, what you said makes sense, but I'm speechless!
Ao Yan washed the golden elixir that he took out, and threw it to the miscellaneous-haired fox. The miscellaneous-haired fox had been waiting for this moment, jumped up quickly, and swallowed the golden elixir.
Afterwards, he turned into a human form and gave a big gift to Ao Yan and the others.
"Thank you for helping me! The kindness and virtue will never be forgotten!"
Gu Yunchu looked at him in astonishment.
"Are you that fox? Er Er Hu?"
Hu Laoer is the name of the miscellaneous-haired fox.Of course, he is not a fox with the surname of the Hu family, just because he is the second fox cub born in that litter.So after taking shape, he randomly named himself Hu Lao Er.
Hu Er Er, who had turned into a human form, nodded suspiciously.
"At your age, why do you want to recognize Grandma Yu as a godmother?"
Gu Yunchu looked at him with a complicated expression.This guy has white hair and beard, short stature, and the folds on his face can kill flies. Standing there with his waist slightly hooked, he looks like an old man who is about to sink half of his body into the ground.
On the other hand, Grandma Yu, whom he calls grandma, although her hair is gray, but at least there are silver threads mixed in her black hair, and although there are wrinkles on her face, they are far from wrinkled.
When two people stand together, everyone will feel that they are a generation behind.Grandma Yu is of the younger generation, and Miscellaneous Fox is of the older generation.
But the miscellaneous fox heard this and said in a low voice, how could the lifespan of a fox and a bastard compare.Don't look at how old he is now, but he is only over 200 years old this year.
Speaking of which, he actually took advantage of the more than 500-year-old fish grandma as his grandmother, otherwise, according to human algorithms, he would be ranked as the great-great-great-grandson.
Speaking of this, the miscellaneous-haired fox cupped his hands again at Gu Yunchu.
"I would also like to thank you benefactors for saving my life, otherwise I would lose my golden core, and I might not be able to live for a few years as a fanhu. At that time, I will send my grandma to the white-haired man to send the black... I don't know how much I will hurt her old man." Heart."
Gu Yunchu: "...Hehe, it's a little effort, you're welcome."
Although everyone found Jin Dan, it cannot be said that the matter was resolved, on the contrary, it was just the beginning.
Hu Lao Er was deprived of his golden elixir by the ghost messengers of the underworld for no reason, should he consider himself unlucky?
Wang Lan was stuck by a fishbone, which was a minor problem, but because of a ghost, he hooked the wrong soul, causing him to die because of this minor disease. Isn't this a big joke in the world?
After calming down the frightened Wang Lan for the time being, everyone left the small farmyard and was invited by the land prince Liulang to rest there.
Probably because his land fair is not bad, the land temple is not only well repaired, but also people come to offer incense one after another.
They entered the interior of the Earth Temple, which was actually more frugal than the Earth Temple outside.
Wang Liulang smiled.
"To tell you the truth, I'm an alcoholic. Drinking in my life is enough, so I don't have any requirements on where to live. Please don't dislike me."
Yan Chixia was overjoyed, and immediately said that they are people of the same way, and when they have the opportunity, they will drink together!
The two drunkards met each other, and the more they chatted, the more speculative they became. If it wasn't for the wrong timing, they might have already drunk too much, so they went directly to Taoyuan to get married.
After a while, tea was put on the table, and everyone sat around the table and began to discuss the current situation.The topic is how to make the local government realize its mistakes and actively correct them.
Yan Chixia was jealous, and immediately slapped the table when she mentioned this issue.
"What's so difficult about it? Why don't we just use the technique of leaving the soul to enter the underworld, and then talk to the King of Hades!"
Everyone: You don't look like you are going to talk to the King of Hades, but rather you are going to beat the King of Hades straight up.
Chen Su is more sensible.
"This method is too rough. After all, the hell is the hell. It's not a last resort. We'd better not go head-to-head."
The status of the Underworld in the Three Realms is really special.It is responsible for the reincarnation of life and death. Even the highest-status Lord Qiantang present here has not completely escaped the reincarnation of life and death. Although he is the Dragon Lord canonized by the heavenly court, if he dies, his soul will still return to the underworld. If there is no one to help, The same can only re-enter reincarnation.
In case the King of Hades hates them, among other things, although Yan Chixia is a practitioner, she still cannot see the possibility of becoming an immortal.Isn't this the nasty guy who slapped the table in front of me decades ago?So with a big stroke of a pen, let him be a dung beetle in his next life, then he will really depend on looking for dead shit for food and drink in this life.
Everyone thought about it, and they all thought it was very possible.
Yan Chixia was startled. "Dignified King of Hades, how could he abuse his power casually?"
Gu Yunchu sneered: "Even the matter of Xue Wei and Wang Lan can happen under the eyes of the underworld, what is impossible?"
Ao Yan suggested.
"Why don't you just let me follow Huangquan down to the underworld, and talk to King Hades."
It is not an easy task to enter the underworld. In addition to the separation of the soul, someone with a strong body and powerful mana like Ao Yan can also enter the underworld along the underworld.
But this is also a very risky thing.After all, to enter the underworld along the Yellow Spring, one still needs to cross the Wangchuan River. The evil spirits and poisonous insects and snakes in the river are not easy to get along with.
This proposal was still too dangerous and was rejected by everyone.
Wang Liulang expressed hesitation.
"Why don't you ask the people above to help?"
As a land lord living in a humane society, his first reaction was to seek help from relationships.
The rest said that they didn't know the great God of the Heavenly Court. Ao Yan was a god himself, but because he was a sinner, he couldn't go to the Heavenly Court at all. However, he could ask his brother for help and write a complaint directly to the Heavenly Emperor.
But there is one thing to say, no matter what dynasty or generation, people don't like complaining spirits.
Ao Yan didn't want to trouble her elder brother to make enemies with the people in the underworld because of his own affairs.
At this moment, Gu Yunchu said suddenly.
"Can't we write a letter based on this matter, and then let the people in the underworld hand it over to Hades?"
That's right, Gu Yunchu decided to write a letter of complaint, hoping to make Hades pay attention to this problem and give a more reasonable solution.
This candidate is also easy to find, and the city god is also under the jurisdiction of the underworld. Wouldn't it be easier and more straightforward to hand this letter to the city god here and entrust him to send it to the underworld than to venture into the underworld by yourself, or ask someone in the heaven for help?Isn't it enough to tear face with Hades?
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then found that this method sounded quite reliable, but one person shook his head upon hearing this.This person is the land king Liulang.
"This matter is feasible, but... the City God here is not a warm-hearted person."
Wang Liulang hesitated for a moment.
"I have heard some rumors about the city god here. It is said that he was a rich and unkind man, nicknamed "Death for Money". Later, he did some meritorious deeds and became the city god of this area. On weekdays, the common people go to his Temple of the City God to offer incense and make wishes. If you give money, it will work, if you don't give money, it won't work. There are even rumors that he may be accepting bribes behind the scenes, although I don't know if the rumors are true or not, but I have met that person several times, and I always feel that he is a bit... a philistine."
He seemed to feel that it was not good to say that about the City God, after all, they were all little gods in this area, and they looked down and saw each other.But in words, he was a little shameless towards the city god.
Chen Su frowned: "Could it be another Xue Wei?"
Ao Yan said that it is better to go there.After all, he is the Dragon Lord of Qiantang, so the City God should give him some favors.
At dusk, the setting sun is like blood.
The Town God's Temple is on the side of a dirt road in the suburbs.Because it was getting late and it was the suburbs, there were no people on the road.
Sending letters is not a laborious task, so only Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu came out to deliver letters, and the rest did not follow.They entered the main hall, and Ao Yan had just released some dragon power.
The statue of the City God in the main hall immediately seemed to come alive, and he opened his eyes to look at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, and then a middle-aged man wearing the official uniform of the City God emerged from the statue.
Gu Yunchu took a closer look, and felt that the city god was just as Wang Liulang said, and looked a bit like a philistine.
I saw the thin body of the middle-aged man, the beard like a goat, and a pair of small eyes, he couldn't see the pupils clearly, but he could feel the nakedness leaking out from time to time.
Although wearing a mighty and upright official uniform of the City God.But at first glance, it gives people the feeling that this guy is a shopkeeper who has miscalculated, or the kind of profiteer who will shout "one for three yuan, three for ten yuan" at the top of his voice.
In a word, Mr. Jie doesn't look like a good person at first glance!
As soon as Ding Chenghuang over there appeared, he immediately sized up the two of them, and then greeted them with a smile.
"I don't know what kind of wind is blowing today, but it has brought you here, Lord Long. Come, sit inside, and I'll have people prepare the food and drinks right away!"
Gu Yunchu felt unwell again.
...so greasy lines.
In fact, aside from these, the Chenghuang's attitude is indeed very friendly and enthusiastic.After Ao Yan rejected him, he was not annoyed.After Ao Yan revealed his identity and explained his purpose, his eyes paused slightly.
"It turns out that you belong to Mr. Qiantang. You have admired your name for a long time. It's just that this letter... I don't know which Lord Hades you want to hand it to?"
Ao Yan thought for a while, talked about Wang Lan and the ghost messenger, and expressed the hope that the city god would hand over his letter to the King of Hades who was in charge of this matter.
Ding Chenghuang suddenly realized: "It turns out that what Long Jun is looking for is King Liu Yan. I understand, and I will deliver the letter."
Then he graciously invited Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in for a cup of tea.
"The presence of the two of you really makes my scorpion flourish. Please also go in and have a cup of tea, so that I can do my best as a landlord."
Asking someone for help, they are still so enthusiastic, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan really have no possibility of refusing.So I followed into the inside of Chenghuang Temple.
Just like the Earth Temple, it looks like the temple is small, but in fact the god lives in an inner space, which is generally invisible to ordinary people.
As a result, when he entered, Gu Yunchu only felt a burst of bright light rushing towards him, and his eyes hurt immediately.
[Fuck, is there a hidden weapon? ! 】
However, when she forcefully opened her eyes wide to look, she saw that there was no hidden weapon anywhere, it was clearly overwhelming wealth.Look at the bright glazed tiles under the sun, the gleaming silver screen wall, and the golden roof beasts, all of which are full of the nouveau riche's aesthetics and terrible light pollution.
The sunlight was reflected and reflected on these surfaces, and finally gathered by the gossip mirror inlaid with gems at the door, and Gu Yunchu, who was standing in this position by surprise, was plotted against.
She quickly squinted her eyes and took two steps back.He looked up and down the Chenghuang's mansion, and smiled awkwardly at the Chenghuang.
"Master Chenghuang, your mansion is really... gorgeous."
Fortunately, she was not Yan Chixia and Chen Su, otherwise a flying sword would have shattered the gossip mirror.
"you flatter me."
Ding Chenghuang hurriedly apologized.
"It's because I didn't entertain well, and I didn't remind Miss Gu in advance."
He said and led the two of them in.
After entering, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan felt more and more that this mansion was too eye-catching, as if a nouveau riche would pile up everything he thought was good when he saw it.
It's nothing to put a gossip mirror full of precious stones at the door, and a big golden Buddha is placed on the ancient shelf, which makes people afraid that the poor wooden board will not hold up and collapse.
In addition, Gu Yunchu glanced and found that Ding Chenghuang seemed to be a fan of Huangjiang. The window frames should be painted with gold, the teacups should be painted with gold, and the flower pots should be painted with gold. If you look carefully, it seems that his official uniform is also embroidered with gold thread.
Gu Yunchu couldn't stop guessing, 【This guy probably has gold trims in his underpants! 】
The younger sister of the system hesitated and said: [Probably not?It doesn't matter if the outer clothes are embroidered with gold thread, but pants are close-fitting clothes after all, how can they still be embroidered with gold thread? . 】
Gu Yunchu didn't think so.
[This guy's enthusiasm for gold can be seen at a glance. Besides, the other party is a god anyway, so how could he be afraid of such a trivial matter as Katulupi.A real man wears a thong and wipes his ass with sandpaper, so that he can fight his way out of thousands of tough guys! 】
System sister: ... If there is such a tough guy, I don't know if other places are tough, but the local anus is obviously tough enough.
Over there, the servants of the City God brought tea and snacks.
Although this Ding Chenghuang's words are greasy, his enthusiasm is also true. The most important thing is that he is good at chatting. Even if he meets Ao Yan, who is not very talkative, he can stir up the atmosphere.It can be considered a talent.
During the conversation, Ao Yan talked about this too golden mansion.Apparently he also had some curiosity and doubts about Ding Chenghuang's financial resources.Although this place is not as gorgeous as Dragon Palace.But the Dragon Palace is an aquarium in a water area, and there are countless pearl corals at the bottom of the water.
But how can Ding Chenghuang, a city god, have such financial resources?
Ding Chenghuang said calmly that he was considered a wealthy family before his death, and had no descendants, so all the money was brought underground. After becoming a city god, he was loved by the people, and he really liked gold and silver. The color of ordinary things, that's why such a mansion was built little by little.
Regardless of his taste, of course it's none of Gu Yunchu's business if he spends his own money.
She looked at Ding Chenghuang for a while, thinking in her heart that what Wang Liulang said about the other party's bribery was somewhat true, when she heard a dull bang bang bang, she subconsciously turned her head.
"There seems to be a sound over there."
Ding Chenghuang smiled when he heard this.
"I ordered my servants to beat the offender!"
He sighed and said that it is not so easy to be a city god. In a small place, there are always people who want to commit crimes and challenge the authority.But it's good to have a fight.
Gu Yunchu believed this, and waited until Ding Chenghuang kindly sent him out of the Town God's Temple.She couldn't help but look back.
Except for the golden mansion, she didn't see any problems. Maybe this Ding Chenghuang really just looked at the philistines, but he was actually a good person?
Then her attention turned to Hades.
"By the way, what do you mean by what you just said? Are there many Kings of Yama? Even you don't know which one to look for? And who is King Liu Yan?"
Gu Yunchu initially thought that what they needed to find was the King of Hades.But after listening to the conversation between Ao Yan and Ding Chenghuang, I realized that I seemed to have something wrong.
Even if she only knew one king of Hades, King Qin Guang, she knew that the titles of Kings of Hades of the Ten Palaces were all in the same format. Compared with the format of King Qin Guang, the name Liu Yan Wang was too rustic, right?
After asking Ao Yan, she suddenly realized that she had really made a mistake.
Because the theory of the ten kings of Hades in her previous life was the mainstream, and because she didn't remember the story of "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" very clearly, she got confused.Although there are Huangquan Wangchuan and eighteen hells in this world, there are no ten halls of Hades.
Because this world is vast and there are many things that the underworld needs to deal with, so many Hades can appear at the same time, far more than ten, and sometimes they will pull people from the underworld when there is not enough manpower.
Some people look like human beings during the day, but in fact they will go to the underworld to be the king of Hades at night.The time to be the King of Hades is uncertain, some can be for three or five days, some can be for one or two years, and some can be for decades.
And these kings of Hades draw a range based on their life in the yang world, and after becoming kings of hell, they only care about life and death in this area.Because the underworld changed so much, Ao Yan didn't know who he was looking for.He only said that he wanted to find Hades who was in charge of this matter.That is the so-called King Liu Yan.
He is very likely to be a living hell who is a person during the day and kills people at night!
Gu Yunchu was taken aback when he heard that.
"Is the management of the underworld so chaotic?"
Ao Yan hesitated: "The changes are indeed great, but they shouldn't be too chaotic."
Gu Yunchu frowned: "But as a living person, he has relatives and friends, and his relatives and friends also have his own relatives and friends. If it spreads like this, doesn't he have any selfishness in judging people's life and death?"
This right is simply too great.
If someone around him is about to go to hell and become a beast, but he can change the fate of others just by using his pen and mouth, will he do it or not?
Gu Yunchu considered herself to be a very principled person, but in such a situation, she couldn't even guarantee that she would be impartial and impartial.
Ao Yan recalled what he had heard. "I heard that if the king of hell has selfish intentions, the palace of the king of hell will be set on fire."
Gu Yunchu felt that the situation was not optimistic.
"But if it's really that simple. How can you explain what happened to Yin Baicheng, Xue Wei, Wang Lan and others?"
Ao Yan paused, and was about to say something, at this moment, the two saw a young man limping in the distance. To be precise, it should be a ghost.
Gu Yunchu looked at the ground for no shadows, and then looked at the man walking with his legs crossed, because the other's movements were too awkward.So much so that she thought subconsciously.
[Ah, this...youth with hemorrhoids?But I have become a ghost, will I still get hemorrhoids?This guy looks very painful, how about asking Ao Yan and Chen Su to help? 】
The younger sister of the system is puzzled: [Hemorrhoids... how can they help? 】
Gu Yunchu, who still remembered what happened in the morning, said with a smile: [It’s a minor operation, Chen Su’s medicine is very useful, and Ao Yan’s sword is also really fast. If it cracks, Yan Chixia can help sew it up. 】
You can do caesarean section, this kind of minor surgery should be very fast, right?
System sister: [...You are not afraid that Ao Yan will directly kill you with a sword. 】
Gu Yunchu snorted. [So, what is the difference between the stomach and that part? They are all made of human flesh. Why do you all dislike it so much?If one day without it, then the sky will really fall, okay? ! 】
Of course, Gu Yunchu just complained a few words about the discrimination against a certain part by his friends, it is impossible to really make such a vulgar request with Ao Yan.
When she was joking with her younger sister System, because the man in front walked too slowly, she and Ao Yan gradually got closer and closer. The young man seemed very sensitive, and turned his head suddenly when he heard the footsteps.There was still anger on his face.But after seeing the appearance and clothes of Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, he was relieved.
Isn't that group of servants?That's good, that's good.
Thinking of this, he stretched his neck in anger and fear, and looked behind the two of them again.That nervous look, as if a man-eating ghost would appear in the next second and devour him.
Gu Yunchu turned his head curiously and followed suit.
"What are you looking at? Are there bandits chasing you?"
The young man was taken aback by her sudden utterance, then shook his head.
"No, I'm afraid that there are guards chasing me."
"Afraid that the guards will chase you?"
This time it was Gu Yunchu's turn to be stunned, because of the professional sensitivity of her old profession, she immediately stared at the young man in front of her.
"So you are the one who committed the crime? What crime did you commit and how much is the bounty?"
I thought it was a passerby, but I didn't expect it to be a big gift package delivered to my door!
Her words seemed to touch a certain nerve of the young male ghost, he immediately said angrily.
"I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything wrong! I was wronged!"
Gu Yunchu was silent for a while, and said sincerely: "Go to the prison now, and nine out of ten will say so."
The young man said angrily: "What I said is true. I just want to avenge my father. It was the city god and the county secretary who deliberately harmed me!"
As a result, he seemed to have touched the wound on his buttocks while speaking, and suddenly gasped in pain.
Ao Yan heard the words Chenghuang and Junsi, his eyes moved slightly, and asked the young man what was going on.
The young man gave a wry smile, as if he wanted to confide in the dark clouds and tribulations of many days.
After a cup of tea, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan figured out the situation. It turned out that the young man's name was Xi Fangping.His old father was upright by nature, and had an affair with a rich man surnamed Yang.
It is very difficult for a person to live in this world without arguing with others all his life. It is normal to have a guy who doesn't like each other, but the terrible thing is that the rich man named Yang has money. After he went to the underworld, he actually bribed The ghosts from the underworld came to beat Xi Fangping's father, who was still alive, and beat him to death.
Think about it, if a son saw his beloved father suddenly being beaten violently by the air, not to mention the scars all over his body, and finally screaming and being beaten to death, how much psychological shadow would it be?
And then the father Tuomeng, covered in scars, said that after he was killed by the enemy, the enemy still let the ghosts beat him day and night in the underworld, so how painful is it for a son?
Xi Fangping swore that if he did not avenge his father, he would not be a human being!
So...he was really not a human being. Under extreme grief and indignation, his soul left his body. He didn't care about himself, and just ran to the local city god for help.This city god is exactly the Ding Chenghuang that Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan met just now.
It turned out that the man surnamed Yang was very wealthy. Not only was he well-informed and heard that Xi Fangping went to Chenghuang to sue him, but he also gave Ding Chenghuang money to bribe him very quickly.
So just like that, Xi Fangping's crying champion was directly used as toilet paper, and Xi Fangping himself was kicked out.
During this period, Xi Fangping's physical body also died due to his soul running away from home for a long time.
Xi Fangping was not reconciled, so he gritted his teeth and ran for more than 100 miles to seek justice from the county secretary, but this time it turned out to be even worse. Let alone accepting his case, as soon as he showed up, they would give him a shock!
In this way, Xi Fangping was severely beaten, and the county secretary approved the case and returned it to Ding Chenghuang for reexamination.
Is this a turning point?
No, after Xi Fangping was brought back to Town God's Temple, Ding Chenghuang took the certificate and got another piece of toilet paper, and then asked Xi Fangping to be dragged down and spanked.The two halves of the buttocks were flattened and turned into one buttock!
If it wasn't for the fact that the ghosts were beaten more often, Xi Fangping might have to die again.
Fortunately, after Ding Chenghuang ordered someone to beat him up, he ordered the guards to heal [-]% to [-]% of his wounds in advance.This wasn't because the other party was soft-hearted, but to beat Xi Fangping with a stick and add a sweet date, in order to threaten Xi Fangping to give up the appeal.Otherwise, the next time, it will not just beat his two halves into one, but directly into a mosaic, the kind that can't even be shoveled!
Gu Yunchu showed expressions of anger and sympathy.
Good guy, so it's not a young man with hemorrhoids, but a real young man with aspirations?
Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan looked at each other.
Then Ao Yan said something to Xi Fangping. "We can't just listen to your words on this matter."
He originally wanted Xi Fangping to go with them to the Town God's Temple to confront each other, but seeing the pained expression on the other side's legs, it was obvious that the other party only had [-]% of the injuries left on his body, and it was still not that easy to bear.
"You wait here, we will go back as soon as we go."
After finishing speaking, Ao Yan hugged Gu Yunchu skillfully, turned into a red light and flew towards the Town God's Temple that he had left before.
When Xi Fangping heard Ao Yan's arrangement as a matter of course, he wanted to laugh at what they said. Could it be that he still wanted to help him?As a result, when he saw this situation, his eyes widened immediately, and then a trace of excitement appeared on his face.
He thought the other party was an ordinary person, did he not expect to be two immortals?
Then he... Isn't there hope to avenge his revenge? !
Inside the Chenghuang Temple.
Ding Chenghuang, who was warm and friendly to Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan before, sat on his seat with a mean face.What was placed on the table was the letter sent by Ao Yan before.He opened the envelope directly, took out the letter paper and looked at it.
The servant at the side said courteously: "Are you going to deliver this letter to King Liu Yan? Then just give it to me."
"Leave it to the fart! Whenever the Dragon Clan stretched out their hands to our underworld, Lord Yan was busy with all kinds of affairs that day, but he didn't have time to take care of these trivial matters."
Ding Chenghuang sneered and glanced at the dragon seal on the paper, then tore the letter in half.Very disdainful.
"Take it out and burn it, it's too hard for me to wipe my ass!"
At this moment, Gu Yunchu, who was lurking beside the bed, couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
On the other hand, Ao Yan's face darkened.
It took half an hour to write the letter, and it was stamped with his Qiantang Lord's seal, but it was torn up before the King of Hades. This guy should say that his letter wiped his ass Too hard?
At any rate, Xi Fangping's certificate can still be called toilet paper, so what's wrong with his letter paper? !Damn, this guy who doesn't know how to appreciate!
Wait, it seems that being appreciated is not a good thing...
In short, this guy can die!
Ao Yan strode into the room, looking at Ding Chenghuang sitting on the chair with cold eyes.
In the small kitchen, a woman with a suspicious expression cautiously peeped out through the gap in the window, while in the yard, an ordinary man was tied to the table.
To be precise, he is not a man, but a male ghost.
Chen Su poured Wang Lan a bowl of strange green decoction, Ao Yan slowly pulled out his sword, and Yan Chixia beside him brought a pot of hot water cloth, plus a needle and thread.
Wang Lan was so frightened that his legs went limp because he drank the decoction and his body became paralyzed. He couldn't even struggle, and could only cry while watching the snow-white sword.
At this moment, a gloomy voice came from the side.
"Are you afraid? Sure enough, my method is better?"
Wang Lan paused, her eyeballs moved with difficulty to look at Gu Yunchu next to her, she stopped her tears in an instant, and put on a heroic appearance.
Gu Yunchu: ...
No matter how you think about it, diarrhea is better than cutting it open, right?You guys are somewhat rebellious, hey!
She watched in anger, Ao Yan's sword was really fast, he cut open Wang Lan's abdomen in the blink of an eye, and took out the golden elixir.Although it was a ghost, after being injured, Wang Lan's abdomen still bled profusely.
Grandma Yu immediately picked up a cloth to wipe the blood on him, and applied a sticky and transparent ointment to his wound. The ointment dried quickly and glued Wang Lan's broken belly together.
Then Yan Chixia quickly threaded the needle.Stretching the orchid fingers, he sewed up Wang Lan's torn belly.The fine stitches are neatly arranged, which is indescribably neat and beautiful.
It was probably just hurt by Yan Chixia's beating. At this moment, Wang Lan really didn't feel any pain at all, and a hint of surprise appeared on his face.
Gu Yunchu said indignantly from the sidelines.
[Isn't it just cutting open the stomach?It's too simple and crude, with no technical content at all. What's so great about it? ! 】
The younger sister of the system thought for a while, and spoke sincerely.
【Aside from other things, just Yan Chixia's needlework is amazing, right?At least he won't embroider dragonflies into toads. 】
Gu Yunchu, who instantly recalled the days when he was a maidservant in the Chen Mansion: ...Damn it, what you said makes sense, but I'm speechless!
Ao Yan washed the golden elixir that he took out, and threw it to the miscellaneous-haired fox. The miscellaneous-haired fox had been waiting for this moment, jumped up quickly, and swallowed the golden elixir.
Afterwards, he turned into a human form and gave a big gift to Ao Yan and the others.
"Thank you for helping me! The kindness and virtue will never be forgotten!"
Gu Yunchu looked at him in astonishment.
"Are you that fox? Er Er Hu?"
Hu Laoer is the name of the miscellaneous-haired fox.Of course, he is not a fox with the surname of the Hu family, just because he is the second fox cub born in that litter.So after taking shape, he randomly named himself Hu Lao Er.
Hu Er Er, who had turned into a human form, nodded suspiciously.
"At your age, why do you want to recognize Grandma Yu as a godmother?"
Gu Yunchu looked at him with a complicated expression.This guy has white hair and beard, short stature, and the folds on his face can kill flies. Standing there with his waist slightly hooked, he looks like an old man who is about to sink half of his body into the ground.
On the other hand, Grandma Yu, whom he calls grandma, although her hair is gray, but at least there are silver threads mixed in her black hair, and although there are wrinkles on her face, they are far from wrinkled.
When two people stand together, everyone will feel that they are a generation behind.Grandma Yu is of the younger generation, and Miscellaneous Fox is of the older generation.
But the miscellaneous fox heard this and said in a low voice, how could the lifespan of a fox and a bastard compare.Don't look at how old he is now, but he is only over 200 years old this year.
Speaking of which, he actually took advantage of the more than 500-year-old fish grandma as his grandmother, otherwise, according to human algorithms, he would be ranked as the great-great-great-grandson.
Speaking of this, the miscellaneous-haired fox cupped his hands again at Gu Yunchu.
"I would also like to thank you benefactors for saving my life, otherwise I would lose my golden core, and I might not be able to live for a few years as a fanhu. At that time, I will send my grandma to the white-haired man to send the black... I don't know how much I will hurt her old man." Heart."
Gu Yunchu: "...Hehe, it's a little effort, you're welcome."
Although everyone found Jin Dan, it cannot be said that the matter was resolved, on the contrary, it was just the beginning.
Hu Lao Er was deprived of his golden elixir by the ghost messengers of the underworld for no reason, should he consider himself unlucky?
Wang Lan was stuck by a fishbone, which was a minor problem, but because of a ghost, he hooked the wrong soul, causing him to die because of this minor disease. Isn't this a big joke in the world?
After calming down the frightened Wang Lan for the time being, everyone left the small farmyard and was invited by the land prince Liulang to rest there.
Probably because his land fair is not bad, the land temple is not only well repaired, but also people come to offer incense one after another.
They entered the interior of the Earth Temple, which was actually more frugal than the Earth Temple outside.
Wang Liulang smiled.
"To tell you the truth, I'm an alcoholic. Drinking in my life is enough, so I don't have any requirements on where to live. Please don't dislike me."
Yan Chixia was overjoyed, and immediately said that they are people of the same way, and when they have the opportunity, they will drink together!
The two drunkards met each other, and the more they chatted, the more speculative they became. If it wasn't for the wrong timing, they might have already drunk too much, so they went directly to Taoyuan to get married.
After a while, tea was put on the table, and everyone sat around the table and began to discuss the current situation.The topic is how to make the local government realize its mistakes and actively correct them.
Yan Chixia was jealous, and immediately slapped the table when she mentioned this issue.
"What's so difficult about it? Why don't we just use the technique of leaving the soul to enter the underworld, and then talk to the King of Hades!"
Everyone: You don't look like you are going to talk to the King of Hades, but rather you are going to beat the King of Hades straight up.
Chen Su is more sensible.
"This method is too rough. After all, the hell is the hell. It's not a last resort. We'd better not go head-to-head."
The status of the Underworld in the Three Realms is really special.It is responsible for the reincarnation of life and death. Even the highest-status Lord Qiantang present here has not completely escaped the reincarnation of life and death. Although he is the Dragon Lord canonized by the heavenly court, if he dies, his soul will still return to the underworld. If there is no one to help, The same can only re-enter reincarnation.
In case the King of Hades hates them, among other things, although Yan Chixia is a practitioner, she still cannot see the possibility of becoming an immortal.Isn't this the nasty guy who slapped the table in front of me decades ago?So with a big stroke of a pen, let him be a dung beetle in his next life, then he will really depend on looking for dead shit for food and drink in this life.
Everyone thought about it, and they all thought it was very possible.
Yan Chixia was startled. "Dignified King of Hades, how could he abuse his power casually?"
Gu Yunchu sneered: "Even the matter of Xue Wei and Wang Lan can happen under the eyes of the underworld, what is impossible?"
Ao Yan suggested.
"Why don't you just let me follow Huangquan down to the underworld, and talk to King Hades."
It is not an easy task to enter the underworld. In addition to the separation of the soul, someone with a strong body and powerful mana like Ao Yan can also enter the underworld along the underworld.
But this is also a very risky thing.After all, to enter the underworld along the Yellow Spring, one still needs to cross the Wangchuan River. The evil spirits and poisonous insects and snakes in the river are not easy to get along with.
This proposal was still too dangerous and was rejected by everyone.
Wang Liulang expressed hesitation.
"Why don't you ask the people above to help?"
As a land lord living in a humane society, his first reaction was to seek help from relationships.
The rest said that they didn't know the great God of the Heavenly Court. Ao Yan was a god himself, but because he was a sinner, he couldn't go to the Heavenly Court at all. However, he could ask his brother for help and write a complaint directly to the Heavenly Emperor.
But there is one thing to say, no matter what dynasty or generation, people don't like complaining spirits.
Ao Yan didn't want to trouble her elder brother to make enemies with the people in the underworld because of his own affairs.
At this moment, Gu Yunchu said suddenly.
"Can't we write a letter based on this matter, and then let the people in the underworld hand it over to Hades?"
That's right, Gu Yunchu decided to write a letter of complaint, hoping to make Hades pay attention to this problem and give a more reasonable solution.
This candidate is also easy to find, and the city god is also under the jurisdiction of the underworld. Wouldn't it be easier and more straightforward to hand this letter to the city god here and entrust him to send it to the underworld than to venture into the underworld by yourself, or ask someone in the heaven for help?Isn't it enough to tear face with Hades?
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then found that this method sounded quite reliable, but one person shook his head upon hearing this.This person is the land king Liulang.
"This matter is feasible, but... the City God here is not a warm-hearted person."
Wang Liulang hesitated for a moment.
"I have heard some rumors about the city god here. It is said that he was a rich and unkind man, nicknamed "Death for Money". Later, he did some meritorious deeds and became the city god of this area. On weekdays, the common people go to his Temple of the City God to offer incense and make wishes. If you give money, it will work, if you don't give money, it won't work. There are even rumors that he may be accepting bribes behind the scenes, although I don't know if the rumors are true or not, but I have met that person several times, and I always feel that he is a bit... a philistine."
He seemed to feel that it was not good to say that about the City God, after all, they were all little gods in this area, and they looked down and saw each other.But in words, he was a little shameless towards the city god.
Chen Su frowned: "Could it be another Xue Wei?"
Ao Yan said that it is better to go there.After all, he is the Dragon Lord of Qiantang, so the City God should give him some favors.
At dusk, the setting sun is like blood.
The Town God's Temple is on the side of a dirt road in the suburbs.Because it was getting late and it was the suburbs, there were no people on the road.
Sending letters is not a laborious task, so only Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu came out to deliver letters, and the rest did not follow.They entered the main hall, and Ao Yan had just released some dragon power.
The statue of the City God in the main hall immediately seemed to come alive, and he opened his eyes to look at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, and then a middle-aged man wearing the official uniform of the City God emerged from the statue.
Gu Yunchu took a closer look, and felt that the city god was just as Wang Liulang said, and looked a bit like a philistine.
I saw the thin body of the middle-aged man, the beard like a goat, and a pair of small eyes, he couldn't see the pupils clearly, but he could feel the nakedness leaking out from time to time.
Although wearing a mighty and upright official uniform of the City God.But at first glance, it gives people the feeling that this guy is a shopkeeper who has miscalculated, or the kind of profiteer who will shout "one for three yuan, three for ten yuan" at the top of his voice.
In a word, Mr. Jie doesn't look like a good person at first glance!
As soon as Ding Chenghuang over there appeared, he immediately sized up the two of them, and then greeted them with a smile.
"I don't know what kind of wind is blowing today, but it has brought you here, Lord Long. Come, sit inside, and I'll have people prepare the food and drinks right away!"
Gu Yunchu felt unwell again.
...so greasy lines.
In fact, aside from these, the Chenghuang's attitude is indeed very friendly and enthusiastic.After Ao Yan rejected him, he was not annoyed.After Ao Yan revealed his identity and explained his purpose, his eyes paused slightly.
"It turns out that you belong to Mr. Qiantang. You have admired your name for a long time. It's just that this letter... I don't know which Lord Hades you want to hand it to?"
Ao Yan thought for a while, talked about Wang Lan and the ghost messenger, and expressed the hope that the city god would hand over his letter to the King of Hades who was in charge of this matter.
Ding Chenghuang suddenly realized: "It turns out that what Long Jun is looking for is King Liu Yan. I understand, and I will deliver the letter."
Then he graciously invited Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in for a cup of tea.
"The presence of the two of you really makes my scorpion flourish. Please also go in and have a cup of tea, so that I can do my best as a landlord."
Asking someone for help, they are still so enthusiastic, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan really have no possibility of refusing.So I followed into the inside of Chenghuang Temple.
Just like the Earth Temple, it looks like the temple is small, but in fact the god lives in an inner space, which is generally invisible to ordinary people.
As a result, when he entered, Gu Yunchu only felt a burst of bright light rushing towards him, and his eyes hurt immediately.
[Fuck, is there a hidden weapon? ! 】
However, when she forcefully opened her eyes wide to look, she saw that there was no hidden weapon anywhere, it was clearly overwhelming wealth.Look at the bright glazed tiles under the sun, the gleaming silver screen wall, and the golden roof beasts, all of which are full of the nouveau riche's aesthetics and terrible light pollution.
The sunlight was reflected and reflected on these surfaces, and finally gathered by the gossip mirror inlaid with gems at the door, and Gu Yunchu, who was standing in this position by surprise, was plotted against.
She quickly squinted her eyes and took two steps back.He looked up and down the Chenghuang's mansion, and smiled awkwardly at the Chenghuang.
"Master Chenghuang, your mansion is really... gorgeous."
Fortunately, she was not Yan Chixia and Chen Su, otherwise a flying sword would have shattered the gossip mirror.
"you flatter me."
Ding Chenghuang hurriedly apologized.
"It's because I didn't entertain well, and I didn't remind Miss Gu in advance."
He said and led the two of them in.
After entering, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan felt more and more that this mansion was too eye-catching, as if a nouveau riche would pile up everything he thought was good when he saw it.
It's nothing to put a gossip mirror full of precious stones at the door, and a big golden Buddha is placed on the ancient shelf, which makes people afraid that the poor wooden board will not hold up and collapse.
In addition, Gu Yunchu glanced and found that Ding Chenghuang seemed to be a fan of Huangjiang. The window frames should be painted with gold, the teacups should be painted with gold, and the flower pots should be painted with gold. If you look carefully, it seems that his official uniform is also embroidered with gold thread.
Gu Yunchu couldn't stop guessing, 【This guy probably has gold trims in his underpants! 】
The younger sister of the system hesitated and said: [Probably not?It doesn't matter if the outer clothes are embroidered with gold thread, but pants are close-fitting clothes after all, how can they still be embroidered with gold thread? . 】
Gu Yunchu didn't think so.
[This guy's enthusiasm for gold can be seen at a glance. Besides, the other party is a god anyway, so how could he be afraid of such a trivial matter as Katulupi.A real man wears a thong and wipes his ass with sandpaper, so that he can fight his way out of thousands of tough guys! 】
System sister: ... If there is such a tough guy, I don't know if other places are tough, but the local anus is obviously tough enough.
Over there, the servants of the City God brought tea and snacks.
Although this Ding Chenghuang's words are greasy, his enthusiasm is also true. The most important thing is that he is good at chatting. Even if he meets Ao Yan, who is not very talkative, he can stir up the atmosphere.It can be considered a talent.
During the conversation, Ao Yan talked about this too golden mansion.Apparently he also had some curiosity and doubts about Ding Chenghuang's financial resources.Although this place is not as gorgeous as Dragon Palace.But the Dragon Palace is an aquarium in a water area, and there are countless pearl corals at the bottom of the water.
But how can Ding Chenghuang, a city god, have such financial resources?
Ding Chenghuang said calmly that he was considered a wealthy family before his death, and had no descendants, so all the money was brought underground. After becoming a city god, he was loved by the people, and he really liked gold and silver. The color of ordinary things, that's why such a mansion was built little by little.
Regardless of his taste, of course it's none of Gu Yunchu's business if he spends his own money.
She looked at Ding Chenghuang for a while, thinking in her heart that what Wang Liulang said about the other party's bribery was somewhat true, when she heard a dull bang bang bang, she subconsciously turned her head.
"There seems to be a sound over there."
Ding Chenghuang smiled when he heard this.
"I ordered my servants to beat the offender!"
He sighed and said that it is not so easy to be a city god. In a small place, there are always people who want to commit crimes and challenge the authority.But it's good to have a fight.
Gu Yunchu believed this, and waited until Ding Chenghuang kindly sent him out of the Town God's Temple.She couldn't help but look back.
Except for the golden mansion, she didn't see any problems. Maybe this Ding Chenghuang really just looked at the philistines, but he was actually a good person?
Then her attention turned to Hades.
"By the way, what do you mean by what you just said? Are there many Kings of Yama? Even you don't know which one to look for? And who is King Liu Yan?"
Gu Yunchu initially thought that what they needed to find was the King of Hades.But after listening to the conversation between Ao Yan and Ding Chenghuang, I realized that I seemed to have something wrong.
Even if she only knew one king of Hades, King Qin Guang, she knew that the titles of Kings of Hades of the Ten Palaces were all in the same format. Compared with the format of King Qin Guang, the name Liu Yan Wang was too rustic, right?
After asking Ao Yan, she suddenly realized that she had really made a mistake.
Because the theory of the ten kings of Hades in her previous life was the mainstream, and because she didn't remember the story of "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" very clearly, she got confused.Although there are Huangquan Wangchuan and eighteen hells in this world, there are no ten halls of Hades.
Because this world is vast and there are many things that the underworld needs to deal with, so many Hades can appear at the same time, far more than ten, and sometimes they will pull people from the underworld when there is not enough manpower.
Some people look like human beings during the day, but in fact they will go to the underworld to be the king of Hades at night.The time to be the King of Hades is uncertain, some can be for three or five days, some can be for one or two years, and some can be for decades.
And these kings of Hades draw a range based on their life in the yang world, and after becoming kings of hell, they only care about life and death in this area.Because the underworld changed so much, Ao Yan didn't know who he was looking for.He only said that he wanted to find Hades who was in charge of this matter.That is the so-called King Liu Yan.
He is very likely to be a living hell who is a person during the day and kills people at night!
Gu Yunchu was taken aback when he heard that.
"Is the management of the underworld so chaotic?"
Ao Yan hesitated: "The changes are indeed great, but they shouldn't be too chaotic."
Gu Yunchu frowned: "But as a living person, he has relatives and friends, and his relatives and friends also have his own relatives and friends. If it spreads like this, doesn't he have any selfishness in judging people's life and death?"
This right is simply too great.
If someone around him is about to go to hell and become a beast, but he can change the fate of others just by using his pen and mouth, will he do it or not?
Gu Yunchu considered herself to be a very principled person, but in such a situation, she couldn't even guarantee that she would be impartial and impartial.
Ao Yan recalled what he had heard. "I heard that if the king of hell has selfish intentions, the palace of the king of hell will be set on fire."
Gu Yunchu felt that the situation was not optimistic.
"But if it's really that simple. How can you explain what happened to Yin Baicheng, Xue Wei, Wang Lan and others?"
Ao Yan paused, and was about to say something, at this moment, the two saw a young man limping in the distance. To be precise, it should be a ghost.
Gu Yunchu looked at the ground for no shadows, and then looked at the man walking with his legs crossed, because the other's movements were too awkward.So much so that she thought subconsciously.
[Ah, this...youth with hemorrhoids?But I have become a ghost, will I still get hemorrhoids?This guy looks very painful, how about asking Ao Yan and Chen Su to help? 】
The younger sister of the system is puzzled: [Hemorrhoids... how can they help? 】
Gu Yunchu, who still remembered what happened in the morning, said with a smile: [It’s a minor operation, Chen Su’s medicine is very useful, and Ao Yan’s sword is also really fast. If it cracks, Yan Chixia can help sew it up. 】
You can do caesarean section, this kind of minor surgery should be very fast, right?
System sister: [...You are not afraid that Ao Yan will directly kill you with a sword. 】
Gu Yunchu snorted. [So, what is the difference between the stomach and that part? They are all made of human flesh. Why do you all dislike it so much?If one day without it, then the sky will really fall, okay? ! 】
Of course, Gu Yunchu just complained a few words about the discrimination against a certain part by his friends, it is impossible to really make such a vulgar request with Ao Yan.
When she was joking with her younger sister System, because the man in front walked too slowly, she and Ao Yan gradually got closer and closer. The young man seemed very sensitive, and turned his head suddenly when he heard the footsteps.There was still anger on his face.But after seeing the appearance and clothes of Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan, he was relieved.
Isn't that group of servants?That's good, that's good.
Thinking of this, he stretched his neck in anger and fear, and looked behind the two of them again.That nervous look, as if a man-eating ghost would appear in the next second and devour him.
Gu Yunchu turned his head curiously and followed suit.
"What are you looking at? Are there bandits chasing you?"
The young man was taken aback by her sudden utterance, then shook his head.
"No, I'm afraid that there are guards chasing me."
"Afraid that the guards will chase you?"
This time it was Gu Yunchu's turn to be stunned, because of the professional sensitivity of her old profession, she immediately stared at the young man in front of her.
"So you are the one who committed the crime? What crime did you commit and how much is the bounty?"
I thought it was a passerby, but I didn't expect it to be a big gift package delivered to my door!
Her words seemed to touch a certain nerve of the young male ghost, he immediately said angrily.
"I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything wrong! I was wronged!"
Gu Yunchu was silent for a while, and said sincerely: "Go to the prison now, and nine out of ten will say so."
The young man said angrily: "What I said is true. I just want to avenge my father. It was the city god and the county secretary who deliberately harmed me!"
As a result, he seemed to have touched the wound on his buttocks while speaking, and suddenly gasped in pain.
Ao Yan heard the words Chenghuang and Junsi, his eyes moved slightly, and asked the young man what was going on.
The young man gave a wry smile, as if he wanted to confide in the dark clouds and tribulations of many days.
After a cup of tea, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan figured out the situation. It turned out that the young man's name was Xi Fangping.His old father was upright by nature, and had an affair with a rich man surnamed Yang.
It is very difficult for a person to live in this world without arguing with others all his life. It is normal to have a guy who doesn't like each other, but the terrible thing is that the rich man named Yang has money. After he went to the underworld, he actually bribed The ghosts from the underworld came to beat Xi Fangping's father, who was still alive, and beat him to death.
Think about it, if a son saw his beloved father suddenly being beaten violently by the air, not to mention the scars all over his body, and finally screaming and being beaten to death, how much psychological shadow would it be?
And then the father Tuomeng, covered in scars, said that after he was killed by the enemy, the enemy still let the ghosts beat him day and night in the underworld, so how painful is it for a son?
Xi Fangping swore that if he did not avenge his father, he would not be a human being!
So...he was really not a human being. Under extreme grief and indignation, his soul left his body. He didn't care about himself, and just ran to the local city god for help.This city god is exactly the Ding Chenghuang that Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan met just now.
It turned out that the man surnamed Yang was very wealthy. Not only was he well-informed and heard that Xi Fangping went to Chenghuang to sue him, but he also gave Ding Chenghuang money to bribe him very quickly.
So just like that, Xi Fangping's crying champion was directly used as toilet paper, and Xi Fangping himself was kicked out.
During this period, Xi Fangping's physical body also died due to his soul running away from home for a long time.
Xi Fangping was not reconciled, so he gritted his teeth and ran for more than 100 miles to seek justice from the county secretary, but this time it turned out to be even worse. Let alone accepting his case, as soon as he showed up, they would give him a shock!
In this way, Xi Fangping was severely beaten, and the county secretary approved the case and returned it to Ding Chenghuang for reexamination.
Is this a turning point?
No, after Xi Fangping was brought back to Town God's Temple, Ding Chenghuang took the certificate and got another piece of toilet paper, and then asked Xi Fangping to be dragged down and spanked.The two halves of the buttocks were flattened and turned into one buttock!
If it wasn't for the fact that the ghosts were beaten more often, Xi Fangping might have to die again.
Fortunately, after Ding Chenghuang ordered someone to beat him up, he ordered the guards to heal [-]% to [-]% of his wounds in advance.This wasn't because the other party was soft-hearted, but to beat Xi Fangping with a stick and add a sweet date, in order to threaten Xi Fangping to give up the appeal.Otherwise, the next time, it will not just beat his two halves into one, but directly into a mosaic, the kind that can't even be shoveled!
Gu Yunchu showed expressions of anger and sympathy.
Good guy, so it's not a young man with hemorrhoids, but a real young man with aspirations?
Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan looked at each other.
Then Ao Yan said something to Xi Fangping. "We can't just listen to your words on this matter."
He originally wanted Xi Fangping to go with them to the Town God's Temple to confront each other, but seeing the pained expression on the other side's legs, it was obvious that the other party only had [-]% of the injuries left on his body, and it was still not that easy to bear.
"You wait here, we will go back as soon as we go."
After finishing speaking, Ao Yan hugged Gu Yunchu skillfully, turned into a red light and flew towards the Town God's Temple that he had left before.
When Xi Fangping heard Ao Yan's arrangement as a matter of course, he wanted to laugh at what they said. Could it be that he still wanted to help him?As a result, when he saw this situation, his eyes widened immediately, and then a trace of excitement appeared on his face.
He thought the other party was an ordinary person, did he not expect to be two immortals?
Then he... Isn't there hope to avenge his revenge? !
Inside the Chenghuang Temple.
Ding Chenghuang, who was warm and friendly to Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan before, sat on his seat with a mean face.What was placed on the table was the letter sent by Ao Yan before.He opened the envelope directly, took out the letter paper and looked at it.
The servant at the side said courteously: "Are you going to deliver this letter to King Liu Yan? Then just give it to me."
"Leave it to the fart! Whenever the Dragon Clan stretched out their hands to our underworld, Lord Yan was busy with all kinds of affairs that day, but he didn't have time to take care of these trivial matters."
Ding Chenghuang sneered and glanced at the dragon seal on the paper, then tore the letter in half.Very disdainful.
"Take it out and burn it, it's too hard for me to wipe my ass!"
At this moment, Gu Yunchu, who was lurking beside the bed, couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
On the other hand, Ao Yan's face darkened.
It took half an hour to write the letter, and it was stamped with his Qiantang Lord's seal, but it was torn up before the King of Hades. This guy should say that his letter wiped his ass Too hard?
At any rate, Xi Fangping's certificate can still be called toilet paper, so what's wrong with his letter paper? !Damn, this guy who doesn't know how to appreciate!
Wait, it seems that being appreciated is not a good thing...
In short, this guy can die!
Ao Yan strode into the room, looking at Ding Chenghuang sitting on the chair with cold eyes.
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