Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]
Chapter 97
When Ding Chenghuang heard the laughter outside, he thought it was one of his maids, thinking who was so ignorant, so he yelled sharply.
"Who?!"
As a result, two figures who had gone and returned appeared at the door.
Ao Yan's brows were cold.
"it's me!"
Gu Yunchu said with a smile on the side.
"And me. Lord Chenghuang, don't come here unharmed."
I've been sick since you came.
Ding Chenghuang's face turned pale.He hurriedly glanced at the servant who was about to walk out with the letter.
"When will you two be back?"
Ao Yan said coldly.
"Not long. Just in time to see you tearing up my letter."
Gu Yunchu laughed.
"On the surface, you greet people with a smiley face, but in the end it's this face behind your back. You are really two-faced, Lord Chenghuang."
Ding Chenghuang fought with each other.
"This... Long Jun, listen to my explanation, I have a reason for doing this."
Who would have thought that it would be fine if he didn't say that, but once he said that, Ao Yan exploded immediately.
"The reason? Is it because my stationery is too hard?!"
Ao Yan's face turned cold, and the sword in his hand glowed red, and he slashed towards Ding Chenghuang.
His sword didn't have much strength, after all he didn't intend to kill Ding Chenghuang, but even so, after Ding Chenghuang rolled away with a donkey, a piece of robe leg and a few strands of black silk still floated to the ground.Full of ominous meaning.
Ding Chenghuang was obviously terrified.
"Come on, help! Come on!"
He wanted to run outside, but the door was blocked by Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan. The guards who heard his voice gathered in the yard, but Ao Yan didn't even look at it. A red iron chain came out of his sleeve and rushed towards him. Those menacing, yelling guards.
In the blink of an eye, there was a crackling sound as the iron chain shook, and screams came from the yard from time to time, and the guards flew upside down.
It was nothing at first, but Gu Yunchu, who was standing at the door, quickly noticed something was wrong, and when he took a closer look, he was stunned.
It’s not that the guards are very powerful. In fact, their skin is as brittle as paper. In a few breaths, the yard is full of guards. More seem to be just fishing in troubled waters!
Ao Yan was very careful in his strikes. The scarlet chains looked grand, but in fact they were just to wave back these guards.
As a result, except for the first few guards who rushed forward bravely, most of the guards who followed seemed to be yelling loudly, saying something like "Sir, wait a moment!" "We will rescue you right away!" "Let us go!"
But in fact, one by one was timid during the action, hiding in the dark and fishing, and in the end I don't know if I found that the enemy is too strong and my own is too weak.One of the middle-aged guards who was fishing suddenly let out a scream to himself.A backflip, and he fell to the ground with a bang.Then start closing your eyes and pretending to be dead!
This action seemed to turn on some switch, and the rest of the fishing officers also moved one by one, and they uttered deafening cries of grief and indignation to the sky.
"Let us go!"
"Fight to the death for the adults... oh!"
"My lord, this time we advance and retreat together...ah!"
"My lord... I am useless... My lord! You have to take care... Cough cough cough!"
Hearing the sound, they seemed to be engaged in a life-and-death struggle, but in fact, Gu Yunchu just watched them one by one backflip, roll forward, jump up and turn sideways for three and a half weeks, and then fell to the ground one by one with tragic and painful expressions. .
Of course, when they were doing everything, they avoided the windows very cleverly.
Afterwards, he became more dedicated, and hugged his arms and legs on the ground, moaning in pain. "My elbows, my shinbones, my tailbones!"
Those who were not dedicated enough fell to the ground, closed their eyes and kicked their legs, died in situ while writing, and slept with pay.When you close your eyes, it is dark, the sky is on the ground, and the years are quiet.
Standing behind Ao Yan, occupying the best position, Gu Yunchu who has a panoramic view of all this: ...
Ao Yan who found that the iron chain didn't touch anyone, and the people took off by themselves: ...
The system sister was stunned. 【what's the situation?Is this the extras you paid for? 】
How else to explain the present situation?
What is the admission standard for the servants of the Town God's Temple? !
Were all of them singing big plays before they were alive?
The adults of your family are still in the house and are facing serious personal threats!
You guys sleep here with pay?
Are you saying that?
It's you, the snorer!
The corners of Gu Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly: [No, it might just be that they themselves are more... talented.This is probably because the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked? 】
All of them are really the right-hand men of Lord Yama——ghosts!
But after all, Nading Chenghuang seems to be a corrupt official who loves money extremely and doesn't do business.It seems normal to have such a group of subordinates who sing beautifully but are actually not doing business.
Ding Chenghuang was blocked inside the house and couldn't see the situation outside at all. Hearing this movement, he thought that all his subordinates were seriously injured in order to save him, and immediately glared at Ao Yan angrily.
"You...you are so vicious! You have injured so many servants of me?"
He slapped the side cabinet.
"Mr. Qiantang, don't forget, you are just a body to wear a crime! Don't be too arrogant, be careful to kick... the iron plate!"
When he spoke, he was aggressive, but he couldn't help shrinking his neck when he met Ao Yan's cold phoenix eyes.
"I see."
Ao Yan stared at the disdain hidden in Ding Chenghuang's eyes, and suddenly he was blessed to understand.
Ding Chenghuang kept claiming to call him Lord Dragon, but actually looked down on him from the bottom of his heart.
This is actually quite normal. After all, anyone who knows Ao Yan's god will know that he is a body of guilt. Although the Emperor of Heaven did not deprive him of his position as Lord Qiantang, it is only in name only.
Ding Chenghuang treats him warmly and respectfully on the surface, but contemptuously and contemptuously behind his back is good enough. Ao Yan has met someone who directly sneered at him in front of him before.
This is also the reason why he didn't have a single friend for so many years. It's just that he had such a good life recently that he even forgot about it.
"Did you tear up the letter on purpose because of me?"
Ding Chenghuang smashed the jar.He directly showed a mean face.
"It's good that you know that if you are a dragon, or you are wearing a sinful body, you should stay in your own home and wash away your sins. Don't keep thinking about meddling in the affairs of our underworld. It is not a good thing to have too long hands!"
What he said was quite polite, but in fact there was only one central idea. A dragon who was in prison still wanted to send him to work?Do you deserve it? !
"you……"
Ao Yan tightened his grip on the hilt of the sword. He was about to speak when Gu Yunchu grabbed his wrist, pulled him aside, and stood up by himself.At this moment, her pretty face had darkened at some point.He was actually a bit angrier than the person involved, Ao Yan.
"I'm really surprised. You pickled your head from eating too much pickles, or your brain got water when you took a bath, or the umbilical cord blood flowed back into your skull when you were born. Otherwise, how could you tell such a joke? .”
Gu Yunchu took a deep breath.
"The heavenly emperor just let him stay at the bottom of Dongting Lake for 500 years, why did you become a prisoner when you touched your lips? What's wrong, you are bigger than the emperor? What the emperor said doesn't matter, you said it Are you right? What's wrong, you want to teach the Emperor of Heaven to do things?"
"My dear, I didn't realize that you are as thin as a monkey, with a mean face, and a guy who smells like money and is full of philistines at first glance, but you have such great skills? Since you have so many more than The Emperor of Heaven is still very insightful, what kind of city god are you still here, you can directly fly up to the Heavenly Court and stand side by side with the Emperor of Heaven, then you can express your insights to the Emperor of Heaven, and see if he asks the Heavenly Soldiers to beat you with a big stick! "
Seeing that Gu Yunchu's big hat was buckled down.Ding Chenghuang's complexion was blue and white.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I didn't say that, I just suggested..."
Gu Yunchu spoke directly.
"Then we don't accept your suggestion."
Ding Chenghuang choked, pointed at Gu Yunchu's nose and said angrily: "A mere mortal, you dare to fight against me?"
At this time, a red light flashed, and a deep sword mark appeared between Ding Chenghuang and Gu Yunchu, and Ding Chenghuang had already retracted his fingers in fright.
Ao Yan sneered, while Gu Yunchu showed a smug smile.
"So what if I'm a mortal? I'm still Ao Yan's friend."
Ding Chenghuang gritted his teeth and said: "You...you are a bully and bully others!"
Gu Yunchu was not ashamed but proud.
"That's right, what's wrong with me being a bully? Looking at your sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, slender eyebrows and small eyes, you know that you must always nod and bow down to be someone's grandson on weekdays. If you want to take advantage of it, you can't borrow it!"
On weekdays, Ding Chenghuang, who is really a grandson every day, trembled: "Defense is broken, family members.JPG
He was shaking with anger.
"In short, where did the two of you come from? I can pretend I didn't see anything today, but if you want to meddle in the affairs of our underworld, it's just a daydream!"
"You are dreaming!"
Gu Yunchu straightened his chest, and said righteously.
"As the saying goes, everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the underworld! Ao Yan and I are full of righteousness, and our hearts are full of righteous people. We should draw our swords to help when we see injustice! Justice for the innocent little ghosts in the underworld! You won't give us one today! Answer, we will not go!"
Ding Chenghuang was angry: "You guys are meddling in your own business!"
Gu Yunchu put his hands on his hips: "We have strong tastes, so we like to care about salty things! We don't care about those that are not salty!"
Knowing that Gu Yunchu was deliberately venting his anger on himself, the depression in Ao Yan's heart dissipated, and instead he felt a little more warm.
He looked intently at Gu Yunchu beside him, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, as if the ice and snow had just melted.
Gu Yunchu didn't see this scene, but Ding Chenghuang saw it squarely: it turned out to be a pair of hateful wild mandarin ducks!She flirts with each other in broad daylight, I am!
He saw that he couldn't beat and beat, scolded and scolded, so he stood where he was a bachelor.
In short, it is impossible for him to pass on the message, even in this life, he is the city god of this place, the Yin God canonized by the underworld, do you still want to kill him because of such a trivial matter?
The servant holding the letter paper shivered in the corner, as quiet as a chicken.
Gu Yunchu glanced at him and said.
"The matter of the letter can actually be put aside. After all, we didn't come back because of this matter. It's just that there are other things I want to ask you."
In the end, I didn't expect to hear those words of Ding Chenghuang as soon as I came here.
So everything just happened because of his bad luck?
Ding Chenghuang spoke with an ugly expression.
"What do you want to ask?"
Ao Yan looked sideways: "Do you know Xi Fangping?"
Ding Chenghuang's complexion changed, and he was about to say something.Gu Yunchu opened his mouth and said.
"We don't know much less than you. You'd better not say you don't know, and don't say you don't know each other."
When they came back from lurking, they immediately went to the direction where Gu Yunchu had heard the movement to check, and they saw that there were guards cleaning the ground and blood from sticks.It was Xi Fangping who was talking about it.
And the change in Ding Chenghuang's face when he heard the name Xi Fangping already explained a lot of things.
Ding Chenghuang said coldly.
"This is a case of our underworld. What does it matter to you? I won't tell you."
Ao Yan looked sideways: "Will you tell, or dare not tell?"
What is going on with these two people?
It's not enough to meddle in one thing, but do you want to take care of the second?
Ding Chenghuang's guilt and anger were intertwined, and he stared at the two of them fiercely at this moment, like tigers, leopards and jackals, as if he was about to pounce on Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in the next moment.
"Whatever you say, kill me if you have the ability."
"Don't worry, you are the City God after all, so naturally we won't kill you."
Gu Yunchu smirked, and when Ding Chenghuang was secretly relieved, she and Ao Yan stepped forward and shot directly!
"Ah, don't hit, don't hit, I'm the city god!"
"I beat you even leeches today, tell me quickly, did you take bribes from that sheep?"
"Ah, stop beating me, I am the Yin God conferred by the underworld!"
"The underworld is amazing? The Yin God is amazing? As a righteous passer-by, I want to seek justice on behalf of the working group of ghosts!"
"Ahh! Let go, my hand is broken, my hand is broken!"
"Your two hands can't do practical things anyway, you can only accept bribes, covet money, get rid of it as soon as possible, and benefit the world!"
After a cup of tea, Ding Chenghuang, who was still full of stubbornness just now, sat on the ground, with a bruised nose and swollen face, disheveled hair, and messy clothes, like a rag doll that had been torn.
This guy is quite fast, not only speaking harshly, but also surrendering quickly.
At the same time, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan originally wanted to verify the authenticity of Xi Fangping's words from him, but after listening to Ding Chenghuang's words, they keenly sensed something was wrong, and finally dug more and more.
First of all, Ding Chenghuang was indeed a rich man in this place during his lifetime. He had no descendants during his lifetime. He buried a large amount of wealth with him and became a city god after his death.
But he didn't become the city god after doing some great merit, but spent a lot of money to buy an official after his death!
It just so happened that the position of City God was vacant at this moment, so he became City God here!
Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan felt exasperated and ridiculous when they heard this, but this absurd thing happened like this, and this Ding Chenghuang has been in this position for at least ten years.
Before he was alive, he was a guy who regarded money as his life. After his death, he didn't want to be reincarnated, and he didn't want to suffer as a lonely ghost, so he reluctantly bought this official. Such a city god, naturally, he can't be expected to be a fair and honest parental official.
On the contrary, after his death, he did not change his smell of copper. After spending money, he must earn it back, so he fixed his eyes on the people who respected the gods.
He first tentatively entrusted them with a dream to repair the temple and reshape the golden body.
When they woke up and found that the big guys were all dreamed by the city god, the people naturally panicked and hurried to do this matter.This also fueled Ding Chenghuang's greed, and then he dreamed from time to time, saying that the temple is not big enough and needs to be rebuilt, and that the golden body is not enough to be gilded, and he wants pure gold.
Afterwards, when the common people went to the temple to make a wish, only those who gave money would be effective, and those who had little money and those who did not give money would not be effective.
What kind of city god is this? It's clearly a money-eating evil ghost!
After all, the common people have too little oil and water, and although Ding Chenghuang is greedy, he is also timid, and he will not squeeze the common people too much, so he began to accept bribes.
For example, this time, the guy surnamed Yang was a rich and unkind guy, which caused the upright Xi Fangping's father to quarrel with him. However, because of his wealth, this guy not only bribed the ghosts to beat Xi Fangping's father to death, but also killed Xi Fangping's father in time. Knowing that Xi Fangping was going to sue him, he turned around and sent Ding Chenghuang a lot of gold and jewelry.
What happened afterwards was just like what Xi Fangping said, Ding Chenghuang took the money and was unreasonable at all, so he kicked him out without explanation. As for why did the county secretary beat Xi Fangping afterwards?It's also because the county secretary took the money!
It is also because Ding Chenghuang is too greedy for money and stingy, so he is sitting on mountains of gold and silver but refuses to improve the benefits of his subordinates, and even often deducts the wages and benefits of the servants.
Being forced to do such bad things already caused the guards to suffer a lot, but they didn't even have the little comfort of money.Really just hang out with the city god, starve three meals a day, and have to be beaten with a small steel rod if you have nothing to do? !
So this led to the scene in the yard just now.
Who wants to fight Long Jun in order to save such a miser.It doesn't matter whether Mr. Qiantang is a criminal or not, his fingers are enough for the servants to drink a pot.
The servants who were laborers felt that with the little salary Ding Chenghuang gave, they howled twice before they were paid to sleep, which was considered to be giving him face.
If they changed to the method of not giving face, they would just yell at Mr. Qiantang. "Mr. Long, rest first, let us do it!" Then he waved a big stick and beat Ding Chenghuang, that dog!
Thinking of this, Gu Yunchu couldn't help but look out the window. Her extraordinary eyesight allowed her to instantly see the eyes of the guards who were pretending to be dead on the ground.There were even a few dead ones who didn't say anything with a peaceful face, and there were smug smiles at the corners of their mouths.
These guys obviously heard Ding Chenghuang's screams of being violently beaten, not only were they not impatient, they even laughed secretly.Maybe I regret not being able to see this beautiful scene with my own eyes.
At this time, the guard lying on the side by the window noticed Gu Yunchu in front of the window, and immediately closed his eyes in fright, then remembered something, closed his eyes and poked his brother who was still laughing silly beside him.
The big brother was stunned for a moment before realizing the situation, quickly closed his eyes, and then poked the side, just like this, you poked me, I poked you, and finally this group of 'poor' guards 'passed away peacefully' again .
Gu Yunchu, who had a panoramic view of everything: [... As expected, no matter what time it is, the relationship between the stingy boss and the workers will never end. 】
System sister: [+1]
On the other side, Ao Yan asked again.
"Who is Gongsun Xia?"
Ding Chenghuang smiled wryly with a bruised nose and swollen face.
"I really do not know."
The so-called Gongsun Xia is the one who sold the position of City God here to Ding Chenghuang. He was a very bookish middle-aged man, and Ding Chenghuang dreamed of him before his death.I heard him say that he is going to die, if Ding Chenghuang is willing, then prepare enough money, he will come back in three days, he can help turnaround operation, so that Ding Chenghuang can not only still enjoy the glory and wealth after death, but also do official.
After Ding Chenghuang woke up from his dream, he felt that this matter could only be trusted, not its non-existence, so he really prepared a lot of money and bought almost all the paper ingots and paper money in the town.
He burned these things for three days and three nights, and the ashes rose high. Three days later, Ding Chenghuang died, and that Gongsun Xia really came again.Not only did he come, but he also brought his letter of appointment as the City God of this place.
So Ding Chenghuang was confused, and he really became the city god of this place.Squeezed the people here for ten years!
Buying and selling officials is simply worse than accepting bribes.That's why Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan really want to know who that Gongsun Xia is, who can cover the sky with one hand!
But it's a pity that Ding Chenghuang really didn't know what to ask.Except for those two encounters, they never met again.
After all, Ao Yan is still the young Long Jun back then, with no tolerance for sand in his eyes.His long sword was aimed at Ding Chenghuang's heart, his eyes were full of frost.
"Unexpectedly, there are such dirty things in the underworld, despicable and shameless dog official! Now that you have finished speaking, you can die."
Gu Yunchu was shocked when he didn't expect him to do it.
"Wait, keep people under the sword!"
Standing by the window, she hurried over in three steps at a time, and grabbed Ao Yan's wrist holding the sword.
"What are you doing? He is also the Yin God of Hell..."
Ding Chenghuang was terrified and cried bitterly.
"That's right, I'm the city god conferred by the underworld, you...you can't kill me!"
Ao Yan frowned. "What qualifications does a dog official like him have to live in this world?"
Gu Yunchu pressed his hand and shook his head firmly.
"It's best for a dog official like him to die, but he can't die by our hands. At least not by your hands."
The last time Xue Wei played a trick against them, they were self-defense, but this time they took the initiative to hit the door, regardless of the reason, even killing two Yin gods was killing them.
What do the people in the underworld think of this?
Are they hell yin god harvesters?Or some kind of psycho killer?The Yin God Killer who specializes in grasping the underworld?
It's just that Xue Wei and the others can still explain, but killing two in a short period of time is really like slapping the face of the underworld twice and asking them arrogantly if it hurts.
Of course, this kind of thing happens continuously in the underworld, Gu Yunchu actually thinks that the underworld should be drawn, but no one can get it, Ao Yan, he is still guilty, don't just sit in prison accidentally.
Seeing Gu Yunchu's concern for him, Ao Yan was silent for a while.
"What do you think should be. If such a dog official is released, it will definitely cause disaster..."
Gu Yunchu blinked.
"I didn't tell you to let him go. Let's tie him back, maybe it will be useful!"
Ao Yan was puzzled: "Tied?"
Ding Chenghuang panicked: "No, don't tie me up?!"
Ding Chenghuang's protest was ineffective, Gu Yunchu gave him a disdainful look.
"Yeah, just tie it back. Anyway, this guy said it himself, he hasn't done his job well at all, and he can't even read a few words... Hehe, it must be better for this city god to be a pig." He came well."
Absolutely amazing, this guy was a rich man before he was alive, his abacus was clinking, but he could only read a few words that he usually used, such a person can do business, you let him be an official?
Look at what he has done, put a pig to be the city god, don't care if the pig can do things, it just doesn't do anything, it is more competent than this guy!
Just like that, Ao Yan ruthlessly slapped Ding Chenghuang on the forehead with an iron hand, a red light flashed, and Ding Chenghuang fell into a coma. This guy has been working for ten years, and besides collecting money, he is so pitiful that he has weak mana.
It’s just how to bring him into trouble. For this kind of person, Ao Yan hates dirty hands even if he touches it. Gu Yunchu doesn’t mind this kind of thing, but he just thinks that he is the city god after all, so it’s too shameless to drag him away like this. up?
So Gu Yunchu thought for a while, and yelled at the yard from the window.
"Hey, does anyone know where the sack is?"
The voices of the guards in the yard who were still covering their elbows and humming by their tailbones obviously paused for a while, and then continued to hum and chirp. They didn't seem to have heard Gu Yunchu's words, but in fact their small eyes kept looking at Gu Yunchu secretly. Aim inside the house.
Gu Yunchu thought for a while, and looked at the sky pretendingly.
"Oh, today's sky is so blue and the clouds are so white. It's a pity that I don't know where there is a sack. Otherwise, how can I pretend to be that dog official? Hey, I'm really worried. Speaking of it, I just scolded for too long and I'm thirsty, so it's still temporary Drink some tea and come out to look for it later."
As she said that, she closed the window, pulled Ao Yan to sit down, and really started to drink tea.
Ao Yan looked at her inexplicably, but Gu Yunchu just gave him a look and asked him to wait.The guards in the yard were still moaning, but they opened their eyes and looked at each other pretending to be dead.
After drinking a cup of tea, Gu Yunchu walked out of the room on his own, then glanced at the yard as if casually, and immediately showed a happy smile.
"Oh, Ao Yan, look, we are really lucky, there is a sack in the corner of this yard!"
Gu Yunchu picked up the 'lucky' found sack, and was pleasantly surprised to find it.
This sack is not only big enough, but also strong enough, and it is also very considerately equipped with a bundle of hemp rope.
The beautiful girl smiled sweetly.
"Sure enough! There is an old saying that a girl who loves to laugh is not too unlucky!"
Ao Yan looked at the 'luckily found sack', and at the guards in the yard pretending to be dead and moaning.Fell into a long silence.
He remembered very clearly that when they lurked into the yard before, there was clearly nothing in that corner.
How this sack came about is pretty obvious.
Ao Yan: ...Forget about the sack, even the rope is ready, isn't this caring a little too much?
Gu Yunchu seemed to know nothing, happily took the sack back into the house, stuffed the unconscious Ding Chenghuang inside, tied the sack tightly, and then Ao Yan waved his sleeves with a cold face, and sucked the sack Into the universe in his sleeve.
After the matter was over, the two left the house in a mess and drifted away.
"Ouch, oops..."
"My legs! My legs!"
The humming and chirping sound in the yard became smaller and smaller, and suddenly became quiet, and then a guard spoke in a low voice.
"have they gone?"
"gone."
"It should be far away."
The guards peeked at the gate of the courtyard, and after another cup of tea, they jumped up from the ground.Those who were seriously injured were helped up by everyone.
"It's gone! It scared me to death."
"That guy still wants us to save his life? I wish he could die soon."
"Shh... keep your voice down!"
An old guard glared at the speaker.
"There are gods up three feet, let's be careful when we speak."
There are ghosts and ghosts in this world, what if something hides in the dark and hears this?
The young guards nodded hurriedly.
"Yes, yes, uncle, what you taught me."
So several servants called out again.
"Oh, oh, no, my arm hurts too much, I have to go back and get some medicine."
"My leg is not working anymore, so I need to take medicine."
The old guard said again. "I have good medicinal wine, everyone go to my place to get some medicine?"
liqueur?
The guards understood the meaning of these words, and a weird smile appeared on the corner of their mouths, and then they quickly pretended to be seriously injured, humming, you help me, and I carried you and the old guard to the room.
They simply went to drink medicinal wine, definitely not because the adults were too happy to be beaten up and taken away, and wanted to drink to celebrate, absolutely not!
And half an hour later.
There are three more people in the courtyard of the land prince Liulang, they are Gu Yunchu, Ao Yan and Xi Fangping.
Yan Chixia and the others quickly surrounded her.
"You are finally back."
"Has the letter arrived?"
"Hey, don't mention it, the gift was delivered to the city god, but he didn't want to forward it."
Gu Yunchu glanced at the depressed Ao Yan with a smirk, and decisively changed the subject.
"However, we have gained something else by going out this time, Ao Yan, show it to everyone."
Ao Yan waved his hand, and there was a big dusty sack in the yard.
Gu Yunchu quickly untied the rope, revealing the unconscious middle-aged man with a bruised nose and swollen face inside.Then the god said in secret.
"This is our biggest achievement today. This guy is in a special situation, don't you just say it to the outside, you know?"
Yan Chixia and the others were stunned for a moment, not knowing what was going on, but at this moment, Wang Liulang felt that this person seemed familiar, so he leaned over to take a closer look. He recognized it.
Wang Liulang blurted out.
"This... is this City God?"
At that moment, there was a dead silence in the yard, and everyone looked at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in astonishment.
Fuck, because the city god didn't want to help deliver the letter, my little friend beat him like this in a fit of anger and tied him here?
It was terrible!It's brutal!
How to do?
At this moment, Ding Chenghuang in the sack groaned in pain, as if he was about to wake up.The result was just a bang.A fair and beautiful hand shimmered, holding a big stone, and patted the other person's forehead precisely and in time.
Ding Chenghuang's groans were interrupted, his head tilted again and he passed out.
Crowd: ...
Chen Su put away her mana, and looked at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan with hatred.
"What are you doing? He is the ghost of the underworld. If you don't deliver a letter, you won't deliver it. You can't beat him up and tie him back. What's the difference between such an act and a bandit?"
Everyone glanced at her who was speaking righteously, and silently slid down to her hand: We all understand the truth, but before you say this, can you throw the stone in your hand first?
"Who?!"
As a result, two figures who had gone and returned appeared at the door.
Ao Yan's brows were cold.
"it's me!"
Gu Yunchu said with a smile on the side.
"And me. Lord Chenghuang, don't come here unharmed."
I've been sick since you came.
Ding Chenghuang's face turned pale.He hurriedly glanced at the servant who was about to walk out with the letter.
"When will you two be back?"
Ao Yan said coldly.
"Not long. Just in time to see you tearing up my letter."
Gu Yunchu laughed.
"On the surface, you greet people with a smiley face, but in the end it's this face behind your back. You are really two-faced, Lord Chenghuang."
Ding Chenghuang fought with each other.
"This... Long Jun, listen to my explanation, I have a reason for doing this."
Who would have thought that it would be fine if he didn't say that, but once he said that, Ao Yan exploded immediately.
"The reason? Is it because my stationery is too hard?!"
Ao Yan's face turned cold, and the sword in his hand glowed red, and he slashed towards Ding Chenghuang.
His sword didn't have much strength, after all he didn't intend to kill Ding Chenghuang, but even so, after Ding Chenghuang rolled away with a donkey, a piece of robe leg and a few strands of black silk still floated to the ground.Full of ominous meaning.
Ding Chenghuang was obviously terrified.
"Come on, help! Come on!"
He wanted to run outside, but the door was blocked by Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan. The guards who heard his voice gathered in the yard, but Ao Yan didn't even look at it. A red iron chain came out of his sleeve and rushed towards him. Those menacing, yelling guards.
In the blink of an eye, there was a crackling sound as the iron chain shook, and screams came from the yard from time to time, and the guards flew upside down.
It was nothing at first, but Gu Yunchu, who was standing at the door, quickly noticed something was wrong, and when he took a closer look, he was stunned.
It’s not that the guards are very powerful. In fact, their skin is as brittle as paper. In a few breaths, the yard is full of guards. More seem to be just fishing in troubled waters!
Ao Yan was very careful in his strikes. The scarlet chains looked grand, but in fact they were just to wave back these guards.
As a result, except for the first few guards who rushed forward bravely, most of the guards who followed seemed to be yelling loudly, saying something like "Sir, wait a moment!" "We will rescue you right away!" "Let us go!"
But in fact, one by one was timid during the action, hiding in the dark and fishing, and in the end I don't know if I found that the enemy is too strong and my own is too weak.One of the middle-aged guards who was fishing suddenly let out a scream to himself.A backflip, and he fell to the ground with a bang.Then start closing your eyes and pretending to be dead!
This action seemed to turn on some switch, and the rest of the fishing officers also moved one by one, and they uttered deafening cries of grief and indignation to the sky.
"Let us go!"
"Fight to the death for the adults... oh!"
"My lord, this time we advance and retreat together...ah!"
"My lord... I am useless... My lord! You have to take care... Cough cough cough!"
Hearing the sound, they seemed to be engaged in a life-and-death struggle, but in fact, Gu Yunchu just watched them one by one backflip, roll forward, jump up and turn sideways for three and a half weeks, and then fell to the ground one by one with tragic and painful expressions. .
Of course, when they were doing everything, they avoided the windows very cleverly.
Afterwards, he became more dedicated, and hugged his arms and legs on the ground, moaning in pain. "My elbows, my shinbones, my tailbones!"
Those who were not dedicated enough fell to the ground, closed their eyes and kicked their legs, died in situ while writing, and slept with pay.When you close your eyes, it is dark, the sky is on the ground, and the years are quiet.
Standing behind Ao Yan, occupying the best position, Gu Yunchu who has a panoramic view of all this: ...
Ao Yan who found that the iron chain didn't touch anyone, and the people took off by themselves: ...
The system sister was stunned. 【what's the situation?Is this the extras you paid for? 】
How else to explain the present situation?
What is the admission standard for the servants of the Town God's Temple? !
Were all of them singing big plays before they were alive?
The adults of your family are still in the house and are facing serious personal threats!
You guys sleep here with pay?
Are you saying that?
It's you, the snorer!
The corners of Gu Yunchu's mouth twitched slightly: [No, it might just be that they themselves are more... talented.This is probably because the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked? 】
All of them are really the right-hand men of Lord Yama——ghosts!
But after all, Nading Chenghuang seems to be a corrupt official who loves money extremely and doesn't do business.It seems normal to have such a group of subordinates who sing beautifully but are actually not doing business.
Ding Chenghuang was blocked inside the house and couldn't see the situation outside at all. Hearing this movement, he thought that all his subordinates were seriously injured in order to save him, and immediately glared at Ao Yan angrily.
"You...you are so vicious! You have injured so many servants of me?"
He slapped the side cabinet.
"Mr. Qiantang, don't forget, you are just a body to wear a crime! Don't be too arrogant, be careful to kick... the iron plate!"
When he spoke, he was aggressive, but he couldn't help shrinking his neck when he met Ao Yan's cold phoenix eyes.
"I see."
Ao Yan stared at the disdain hidden in Ding Chenghuang's eyes, and suddenly he was blessed to understand.
Ding Chenghuang kept claiming to call him Lord Dragon, but actually looked down on him from the bottom of his heart.
This is actually quite normal. After all, anyone who knows Ao Yan's god will know that he is a body of guilt. Although the Emperor of Heaven did not deprive him of his position as Lord Qiantang, it is only in name only.
Ding Chenghuang treats him warmly and respectfully on the surface, but contemptuously and contemptuously behind his back is good enough. Ao Yan has met someone who directly sneered at him in front of him before.
This is also the reason why he didn't have a single friend for so many years. It's just that he had such a good life recently that he even forgot about it.
"Did you tear up the letter on purpose because of me?"
Ding Chenghuang smashed the jar.He directly showed a mean face.
"It's good that you know that if you are a dragon, or you are wearing a sinful body, you should stay in your own home and wash away your sins. Don't keep thinking about meddling in the affairs of our underworld. It is not a good thing to have too long hands!"
What he said was quite polite, but in fact there was only one central idea. A dragon who was in prison still wanted to send him to work?Do you deserve it? !
"you……"
Ao Yan tightened his grip on the hilt of the sword. He was about to speak when Gu Yunchu grabbed his wrist, pulled him aside, and stood up by himself.At this moment, her pretty face had darkened at some point.He was actually a bit angrier than the person involved, Ao Yan.
"I'm really surprised. You pickled your head from eating too much pickles, or your brain got water when you took a bath, or the umbilical cord blood flowed back into your skull when you were born. Otherwise, how could you tell such a joke? .”
Gu Yunchu took a deep breath.
"The heavenly emperor just let him stay at the bottom of Dongting Lake for 500 years, why did you become a prisoner when you touched your lips? What's wrong, you are bigger than the emperor? What the emperor said doesn't matter, you said it Are you right? What's wrong, you want to teach the Emperor of Heaven to do things?"
"My dear, I didn't realize that you are as thin as a monkey, with a mean face, and a guy who smells like money and is full of philistines at first glance, but you have such great skills? Since you have so many more than The Emperor of Heaven is still very insightful, what kind of city god are you still here, you can directly fly up to the Heavenly Court and stand side by side with the Emperor of Heaven, then you can express your insights to the Emperor of Heaven, and see if he asks the Heavenly Soldiers to beat you with a big stick! "
Seeing that Gu Yunchu's big hat was buckled down.Ding Chenghuang's complexion was blue and white.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I didn't say that, I just suggested..."
Gu Yunchu spoke directly.
"Then we don't accept your suggestion."
Ding Chenghuang choked, pointed at Gu Yunchu's nose and said angrily: "A mere mortal, you dare to fight against me?"
At this time, a red light flashed, and a deep sword mark appeared between Ding Chenghuang and Gu Yunchu, and Ding Chenghuang had already retracted his fingers in fright.
Ao Yan sneered, while Gu Yunchu showed a smug smile.
"So what if I'm a mortal? I'm still Ao Yan's friend."
Ding Chenghuang gritted his teeth and said: "You...you are a bully and bully others!"
Gu Yunchu was not ashamed but proud.
"That's right, what's wrong with me being a bully? Looking at your sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, slender eyebrows and small eyes, you know that you must always nod and bow down to be someone's grandson on weekdays. If you want to take advantage of it, you can't borrow it!"
On weekdays, Ding Chenghuang, who is really a grandson every day, trembled: "Defense is broken, family members.JPG
He was shaking with anger.
"In short, where did the two of you come from? I can pretend I didn't see anything today, but if you want to meddle in the affairs of our underworld, it's just a daydream!"
"You are dreaming!"
Gu Yunchu straightened his chest, and said righteously.
"As the saying goes, everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the underworld! Ao Yan and I are full of righteousness, and our hearts are full of righteous people. We should draw our swords to help when we see injustice! Justice for the innocent little ghosts in the underworld! You won't give us one today! Answer, we will not go!"
Ding Chenghuang was angry: "You guys are meddling in your own business!"
Gu Yunchu put his hands on his hips: "We have strong tastes, so we like to care about salty things! We don't care about those that are not salty!"
Knowing that Gu Yunchu was deliberately venting his anger on himself, the depression in Ao Yan's heart dissipated, and instead he felt a little more warm.
He looked intently at Gu Yunchu beside him, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, as if the ice and snow had just melted.
Gu Yunchu didn't see this scene, but Ding Chenghuang saw it squarely: it turned out to be a pair of hateful wild mandarin ducks!She flirts with each other in broad daylight, I am!
He saw that he couldn't beat and beat, scolded and scolded, so he stood where he was a bachelor.
In short, it is impossible for him to pass on the message, even in this life, he is the city god of this place, the Yin God canonized by the underworld, do you still want to kill him because of such a trivial matter?
The servant holding the letter paper shivered in the corner, as quiet as a chicken.
Gu Yunchu glanced at him and said.
"The matter of the letter can actually be put aside. After all, we didn't come back because of this matter. It's just that there are other things I want to ask you."
In the end, I didn't expect to hear those words of Ding Chenghuang as soon as I came here.
So everything just happened because of his bad luck?
Ding Chenghuang spoke with an ugly expression.
"What do you want to ask?"
Ao Yan looked sideways: "Do you know Xi Fangping?"
Ding Chenghuang's complexion changed, and he was about to say something.Gu Yunchu opened his mouth and said.
"We don't know much less than you. You'd better not say you don't know, and don't say you don't know each other."
When they came back from lurking, they immediately went to the direction where Gu Yunchu had heard the movement to check, and they saw that there were guards cleaning the ground and blood from sticks.It was Xi Fangping who was talking about it.
And the change in Ding Chenghuang's face when he heard the name Xi Fangping already explained a lot of things.
Ding Chenghuang said coldly.
"This is a case of our underworld. What does it matter to you? I won't tell you."
Ao Yan looked sideways: "Will you tell, or dare not tell?"
What is going on with these two people?
It's not enough to meddle in one thing, but do you want to take care of the second?
Ding Chenghuang's guilt and anger were intertwined, and he stared at the two of them fiercely at this moment, like tigers, leopards and jackals, as if he was about to pounce on Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in the next moment.
"Whatever you say, kill me if you have the ability."
"Don't worry, you are the City God after all, so naturally we won't kill you."
Gu Yunchu smirked, and when Ding Chenghuang was secretly relieved, she and Ao Yan stepped forward and shot directly!
"Ah, don't hit, don't hit, I'm the city god!"
"I beat you even leeches today, tell me quickly, did you take bribes from that sheep?"
"Ah, stop beating me, I am the Yin God conferred by the underworld!"
"The underworld is amazing? The Yin God is amazing? As a righteous passer-by, I want to seek justice on behalf of the working group of ghosts!"
"Ahh! Let go, my hand is broken, my hand is broken!"
"Your two hands can't do practical things anyway, you can only accept bribes, covet money, get rid of it as soon as possible, and benefit the world!"
After a cup of tea, Ding Chenghuang, who was still full of stubbornness just now, sat on the ground, with a bruised nose and swollen face, disheveled hair, and messy clothes, like a rag doll that had been torn.
This guy is quite fast, not only speaking harshly, but also surrendering quickly.
At the same time, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan originally wanted to verify the authenticity of Xi Fangping's words from him, but after listening to Ding Chenghuang's words, they keenly sensed something was wrong, and finally dug more and more.
First of all, Ding Chenghuang was indeed a rich man in this place during his lifetime. He had no descendants during his lifetime. He buried a large amount of wealth with him and became a city god after his death.
But he didn't become the city god after doing some great merit, but spent a lot of money to buy an official after his death!
It just so happened that the position of City God was vacant at this moment, so he became City God here!
Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan felt exasperated and ridiculous when they heard this, but this absurd thing happened like this, and this Ding Chenghuang has been in this position for at least ten years.
Before he was alive, he was a guy who regarded money as his life. After his death, he didn't want to be reincarnated, and he didn't want to suffer as a lonely ghost, so he reluctantly bought this official. Such a city god, naturally, he can't be expected to be a fair and honest parental official.
On the contrary, after his death, he did not change his smell of copper. After spending money, he must earn it back, so he fixed his eyes on the people who respected the gods.
He first tentatively entrusted them with a dream to repair the temple and reshape the golden body.
When they woke up and found that the big guys were all dreamed by the city god, the people naturally panicked and hurried to do this matter.This also fueled Ding Chenghuang's greed, and then he dreamed from time to time, saying that the temple is not big enough and needs to be rebuilt, and that the golden body is not enough to be gilded, and he wants pure gold.
Afterwards, when the common people went to the temple to make a wish, only those who gave money would be effective, and those who had little money and those who did not give money would not be effective.
What kind of city god is this? It's clearly a money-eating evil ghost!
After all, the common people have too little oil and water, and although Ding Chenghuang is greedy, he is also timid, and he will not squeeze the common people too much, so he began to accept bribes.
For example, this time, the guy surnamed Yang was a rich and unkind guy, which caused the upright Xi Fangping's father to quarrel with him. However, because of his wealth, this guy not only bribed the ghosts to beat Xi Fangping's father to death, but also killed Xi Fangping's father in time. Knowing that Xi Fangping was going to sue him, he turned around and sent Ding Chenghuang a lot of gold and jewelry.
What happened afterwards was just like what Xi Fangping said, Ding Chenghuang took the money and was unreasonable at all, so he kicked him out without explanation. As for why did the county secretary beat Xi Fangping afterwards?It's also because the county secretary took the money!
It is also because Ding Chenghuang is too greedy for money and stingy, so he is sitting on mountains of gold and silver but refuses to improve the benefits of his subordinates, and even often deducts the wages and benefits of the servants.
Being forced to do such bad things already caused the guards to suffer a lot, but they didn't even have the little comfort of money.Really just hang out with the city god, starve three meals a day, and have to be beaten with a small steel rod if you have nothing to do? !
So this led to the scene in the yard just now.
Who wants to fight Long Jun in order to save such a miser.It doesn't matter whether Mr. Qiantang is a criminal or not, his fingers are enough for the servants to drink a pot.
The servants who were laborers felt that with the little salary Ding Chenghuang gave, they howled twice before they were paid to sleep, which was considered to be giving him face.
If they changed to the method of not giving face, they would just yell at Mr. Qiantang. "Mr. Long, rest first, let us do it!" Then he waved a big stick and beat Ding Chenghuang, that dog!
Thinking of this, Gu Yunchu couldn't help but look out the window. Her extraordinary eyesight allowed her to instantly see the eyes of the guards who were pretending to be dead on the ground.There were even a few dead ones who didn't say anything with a peaceful face, and there were smug smiles at the corners of their mouths.
These guys obviously heard Ding Chenghuang's screams of being violently beaten, not only were they not impatient, they even laughed secretly.Maybe I regret not being able to see this beautiful scene with my own eyes.
At this time, the guard lying on the side by the window noticed Gu Yunchu in front of the window, and immediately closed his eyes in fright, then remembered something, closed his eyes and poked his brother who was still laughing silly beside him.
The big brother was stunned for a moment before realizing the situation, quickly closed his eyes, and then poked the side, just like this, you poked me, I poked you, and finally this group of 'poor' guards 'passed away peacefully' again .
Gu Yunchu, who had a panoramic view of everything: [... As expected, no matter what time it is, the relationship between the stingy boss and the workers will never end. 】
System sister: [+1]
On the other side, Ao Yan asked again.
"Who is Gongsun Xia?"
Ding Chenghuang smiled wryly with a bruised nose and swollen face.
"I really do not know."
The so-called Gongsun Xia is the one who sold the position of City God here to Ding Chenghuang. He was a very bookish middle-aged man, and Ding Chenghuang dreamed of him before his death.I heard him say that he is going to die, if Ding Chenghuang is willing, then prepare enough money, he will come back in three days, he can help turnaround operation, so that Ding Chenghuang can not only still enjoy the glory and wealth after death, but also do official.
After Ding Chenghuang woke up from his dream, he felt that this matter could only be trusted, not its non-existence, so he really prepared a lot of money and bought almost all the paper ingots and paper money in the town.
He burned these things for three days and three nights, and the ashes rose high. Three days later, Ding Chenghuang died, and that Gongsun Xia really came again.Not only did he come, but he also brought his letter of appointment as the City God of this place.
So Ding Chenghuang was confused, and he really became the city god of this place.Squeezed the people here for ten years!
Buying and selling officials is simply worse than accepting bribes.That's why Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan really want to know who that Gongsun Xia is, who can cover the sky with one hand!
But it's a pity that Ding Chenghuang really didn't know what to ask.Except for those two encounters, they never met again.
After all, Ao Yan is still the young Long Jun back then, with no tolerance for sand in his eyes.His long sword was aimed at Ding Chenghuang's heart, his eyes were full of frost.
"Unexpectedly, there are such dirty things in the underworld, despicable and shameless dog official! Now that you have finished speaking, you can die."
Gu Yunchu was shocked when he didn't expect him to do it.
"Wait, keep people under the sword!"
Standing by the window, she hurried over in three steps at a time, and grabbed Ao Yan's wrist holding the sword.
"What are you doing? He is also the Yin God of Hell..."
Ding Chenghuang was terrified and cried bitterly.
"That's right, I'm the city god conferred by the underworld, you...you can't kill me!"
Ao Yan frowned. "What qualifications does a dog official like him have to live in this world?"
Gu Yunchu pressed his hand and shook his head firmly.
"It's best for a dog official like him to die, but he can't die by our hands. At least not by your hands."
The last time Xue Wei played a trick against them, they were self-defense, but this time they took the initiative to hit the door, regardless of the reason, even killing two Yin gods was killing them.
What do the people in the underworld think of this?
Are they hell yin god harvesters?Or some kind of psycho killer?The Yin God Killer who specializes in grasping the underworld?
It's just that Xue Wei and the others can still explain, but killing two in a short period of time is really like slapping the face of the underworld twice and asking them arrogantly if it hurts.
Of course, this kind of thing happens continuously in the underworld, Gu Yunchu actually thinks that the underworld should be drawn, but no one can get it, Ao Yan, he is still guilty, don't just sit in prison accidentally.
Seeing Gu Yunchu's concern for him, Ao Yan was silent for a while.
"What do you think should be. If such a dog official is released, it will definitely cause disaster..."
Gu Yunchu blinked.
"I didn't tell you to let him go. Let's tie him back, maybe it will be useful!"
Ao Yan was puzzled: "Tied?"
Ding Chenghuang panicked: "No, don't tie me up?!"
Ding Chenghuang's protest was ineffective, Gu Yunchu gave him a disdainful look.
"Yeah, just tie it back. Anyway, this guy said it himself, he hasn't done his job well at all, and he can't even read a few words... Hehe, it must be better for this city god to be a pig." He came well."
Absolutely amazing, this guy was a rich man before he was alive, his abacus was clinking, but he could only read a few words that he usually used, such a person can do business, you let him be an official?
Look at what he has done, put a pig to be the city god, don't care if the pig can do things, it just doesn't do anything, it is more competent than this guy!
Just like that, Ao Yan ruthlessly slapped Ding Chenghuang on the forehead with an iron hand, a red light flashed, and Ding Chenghuang fell into a coma. This guy has been working for ten years, and besides collecting money, he is so pitiful that he has weak mana.
It’s just how to bring him into trouble. For this kind of person, Ao Yan hates dirty hands even if he touches it. Gu Yunchu doesn’t mind this kind of thing, but he just thinks that he is the city god after all, so it’s too shameless to drag him away like this. up?
So Gu Yunchu thought for a while, and yelled at the yard from the window.
"Hey, does anyone know where the sack is?"
The voices of the guards in the yard who were still covering their elbows and humming by their tailbones obviously paused for a while, and then continued to hum and chirp. They didn't seem to have heard Gu Yunchu's words, but in fact their small eyes kept looking at Gu Yunchu secretly. Aim inside the house.
Gu Yunchu thought for a while, and looked at the sky pretendingly.
"Oh, today's sky is so blue and the clouds are so white. It's a pity that I don't know where there is a sack. Otherwise, how can I pretend to be that dog official? Hey, I'm really worried. Speaking of it, I just scolded for too long and I'm thirsty, so it's still temporary Drink some tea and come out to look for it later."
As she said that, she closed the window, pulled Ao Yan to sit down, and really started to drink tea.
Ao Yan looked at her inexplicably, but Gu Yunchu just gave him a look and asked him to wait.The guards in the yard were still moaning, but they opened their eyes and looked at each other pretending to be dead.
After drinking a cup of tea, Gu Yunchu walked out of the room on his own, then glanced at the yard as if casually, and immediately showed a happy smile.
"Oh, Ao Yan, look, we are really lucky, there is a sack in the corner of this yard!"
Gu Yunchu picked up the 'lucky' found sack, and was pleasantly surprised to find it.
This sack is not only big enough, but also strong enough, and it is also very considerately equipped with a bundle of hemp rope.
The beautiful girl smiled sweetly.
"Sure enough! There is an old saying that a girl who loves to laugh is not too unlucky!"
Ao Yan looked at the 'luckily found sack', and at the guards in the yard pretending to be dead and moaning.Fell into a long silence.
He remembered very clearly that when they lurked into the yard before, there was clearly nothing in that corner.
How this sack came about is pretty obvious.
Ao Yan: ...Forget about the sack, even the rope is ready, isn't this caring a little too much?
Gu Yunchu seemed to know nothing, happily took the sack back into the house, stuffed the unconscious Ding Chenghuang inside, tied the sack tightly, and then Ao Yan waved his sleeves with a cold face, and sucked the sack Into the universe in his sleeve.
After the matter was over, the two left the house in a mess and drifted away.
"Ouch, oops..."
"My legs! My legs!"
The humming and chirping sound in the yard became smaller and smaller, and suddenly became quiet, and then a guard spoke in a low voice.
"have they gone?"
"gone."
"It should be far away."
The guards peeked at the gate of the courtyard, and after another cup of tea, they jumped up from the ground.Those who were seriously injured were helped up by everyone.
"It's gone! It scared me to death."
"That guy still wants us to save his life? I wish he could die soon."
"Shh... keep your voice down!"
An old guard glared at the speaker.
"There are gods up three feet, let's be careful when we speak."
There are ghosts and ghosts in this world, what if something hides in the dark and hears this?
The young guards nodded hurriedly.
"Yes, yes, uncle, what you taught me."
So several servants called out again.
"Oh, oh, no, my arm hurts too much, I have to go back and get some medicine."
"My leg is not working anymore, so I need to take medicine."
The old guard said again. "I have good medicinal wine, everyone go to my place to get some medicine?"
liqueur?
The guards understood the meaning of these words, and a weird smile appeared on the corner of their mouths, and then they quickly pretended to be seriously injured, humming, you help me, and I carried you and the old guard to the room.
They simply went to drink medicinal wine, definitely not because the adults were too happy to be beaten up and taken away, and wanted to drink to celebrate, absolutely not!
And half an hour later.
There are three more people in the courtyard of the land prince Liulang, they are Gu Yunchu, Ao Yan and Xi Fangping.
Yan Chixia and the others quickly surrounded her.
"You are finally back."
"Has the letter arrived?"
"Hey, don't mention it, the gift was delivered to the city god, but he didn't want to forward it."
Gu Yunchu glanced at the depressed Ao Yan with a smirk, and decisively changed the subject.
"However, we have gained something else by going out this time, Ao Yan, show it to everyone."
Ao Yan waved his hand, and there was a big dusty sack in the yard.
Gu Yunchu quickly untied the rope, revealing the unconscious middle-aged man with a bruised nose and swollen face inside.Then the god said in secret.
"This is our biggest achievement today. This guy is in a special situation, don't you just say it to the outside, you know?"
Yan Chixia and the others were stunned for a moment, not knowing what was going on, but at this moment, Wang Liulang felt that this person seemed familiar, so he leaned over to take a closer look. He recognized it.
Wang Liulang blurted out.
"This... is this City God?"
At that moment, there was a dead silence in the yard, and everyone looked at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan in astonishment.
Fuck, because the city god didn't want to help deliver the letter, my little friend beat him like this in a fit of anger and tied him here?
It was terrible!It's brutal!
How to do?
At this moment, Ding Chenghuang in the sack groaned in pain, as if he was about to wake up.The result was just a bang.A fair and beautiful hand shimmered, holding a big stone, and patted the other person's forehead precisely and in time.
Ding Chenghuang's groans were interrupted, his head tilted again and he passed out.
Crowd: ...
Chen Su put away her mana, and looked at Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan with hatred.
"What are you doing? He is the ghost of the underworld. If you don't deliver a letter, you won't deliver it. You can't beat him up and tie him back. What's the difference between such an act and a bandit?"
Everyone glanced at her who was speaking righteously, and silently slid down to her hand: We all understand the truth, but before you say this, can you throw the stone in your hand first?
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