Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

After saying goodbye to Dongting Dragon Lord, they left Dongting Lake. Gu Yunchu, the four of them, Grandma Yu and Miscellaneous Fox went to the place where the incident happened.

Led by the miscellaneous-haired fox, they arrived at the house where he lived before that night.

It was a very tall and deep house, but only the concierge's family lived in the huge house.Presumably, some wealthy family bought it casually and then lived there.

The miscellaneous-haired fox led them straight to a quiet place in the garden, dancing and gesticulating, indicating that there are many goblins and hunters in the mountains. He wanted to find a place where he could devote himself to cultivation, and he discovered this place four years ago. It is a clean place in the busy city, and has been hiding here, practicing moon worship diligently every day and night.Breathing out the golden elixir, but he didn't want to be here a few days ago, and was robbed of the golden elixir by a ghost!

Speaking of sadness, the mixed-haired fox couldn't help sobbing again.

Just then, a voice came.

"Are you here to help this fox?"

"Who?"

Chen Su immediately looked around, but did not see anyone.

Ao Yan said coldly.

"Say it face to face if you have something to say, why hide it?"

He released a trace of his own dragon power, the fish grandma was fine, but the mixed-haired fox couldn't help but backed away with weak legs.

"I was abrupt."

A tall and thin boy in a green shirt slowly emerged from the soil with an apologetic smile on his face.

Ao Yan sized him up.

"Are you from this piece of land?"

The tall and thin teenager arched his hands.

"Exactly, this is Wang Liulang. It is the Lord of this area. I just passed by here, and I definitely did not intend to eavesdrop on the conversation between Lord Long and you."

This is the Lord of the Land?

Gu Yunchu looked at him curiously, because of some stereotypes, she thought that the land master was a little old man with white hair and beard, bent over and back.

Ao Yan looked at Wang Liulang.

"You just asked us that, do you know what happened here?"

"After all, I am a land lord. I also know something about the fox being robbed of the golden core."

Wang Liulang's face flashed with anger.Said to the crowd.

In fact, he was also very angry that the ghosts took people's golden elixir for no reason, or, because the ghosts have been too domineering in recent years, he has long been unable to see it, but unfortunately, he is just a small land lord , I don't know what can be done, so when I knew that the fox brought people to this house, I rushed to see if I could help.

Yan Chixia's eyes lit up.

"Then do you know where the ghost messenger is now?"

Wang Liulang shook his head and expressed that he didn't know. The ghost messengers usually stay in the underworld. Although he is the Lord of the Land, he is in charge of the ground and has a relationship with every penny underground. How can he know the movements of the ghost messengers.

At most, he can let the creatures in his jurisdiction pay more attention, and if ghost messengers come up, they can inform him.

Seeing that everyone seemed a little disappointed, Wang Liulang hurriedly said again.

"Although I don't know where the ghost is, I do know where the fox's golden core is!"

The miscellaneous-haired fox was suddenly excited.

"Aoooooooooo!"

Wang Liulang explained that just over half a month ago, a man named Wang Lan died of a sudden illness in a nearby village.Originally, Wang Liulang didn't pay much attention to this matter.After all, birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature.

But the point is that soon a ghost messenger took Wang Lan who had turned into a ghost back to the village. Wang Liulang happened to pass by when he was escaping from the ground. He thought Wang Lan had stuffed money and wanted to come back to see his family.

I don't know when this kind of thing became popular in the underworld.There is another popular saying along with it, money can make ghosts turn mills.

In short, this is not about Wang Liulang's business, but he didn't want to, he soon found out that the ghost messenger didn't seem to bring Wang Lan back to have a look, but went straight to the cemetery and dug out Wang Lan's grave. The meaning of the ghost messenger's words seems to be to help Wang Lan come back to life!

Wang Liulang was taken aback.I just feel incredible.

Are all ghost messengers in the underworld so corrupt now?

Giving money can directly help ghosts return to life?

After all, the ghost messenger discovered that Wang Lan's body had rotted, and it was impossible to return the yang. Wang Liulang thought they would give up, but he didn't want the ghost messenger to tell Wang Lan another way.

The ghost messenger said: It is said that there is a fox nearby. He practices against the moon every day and refines the golden elixir all day long. But the soul is condensed and does not disperse, and it still has magic power. Wouldn't it be happier to be in this world than to be a human?

Wang Lan was overjoyed: Is there such a good thing?

So the ghost messenger and Wang Lan hit it off, and ran away holding hands. Gu Yunchu and others also knew what happened afterwards.Then Wang Lan swallowed it.

When Wang Liulang saw this kind of thing, he was really angry, not a lie.

He used to be a water ghost who got drunk and fell into the water in this life because of the sins of his previous life. He soaked in the river for several years.

But because he felt sorry for the double who was a woman holding a baby, he couldn't bear it, so he let the woman go. Originally, he wanted to continue to be a water ghost, but he didn't want this heart to move the heavens, so he became the leader of this area. Lord of the land.

Probably because he was still a teenager when he died, Wang Liulang inevitably had a youthful air.Seeing that the ghost messenger was so shameless, after the fox fled in a hurry, he appeared to stop the ghost messenger.I wanted the ghost messenger to return the things.

But the ghost messenger said that Wang Lan's life should not be terminated, and the King of Hades asked him to help others return to Yang, and he was obeying orders.

Gu Yunchu frowned.

"Wang Lan's life should not have ended, but he was hooked into the wrong soul. Later, he was not returned to Yang in time, causing the corpse to rot. Isn't it all the fault of the underworld? Why use other people's inner alchemy to fill the hole? fox?"

Wang Liulang sighed and said that he said the same thing, but the ghost messenger just insisted that he also obeyed orders.He is just a little land lord who belongs to the heavenly court.He and the Yinshen of the underworld have always kept the water in the well.That ghost said so, he really couldn't make a move.

Ao Yan frowned: "Go to Wang Lan first, and talk about other things later."

In a small farmyard, a handsome woman was cooking, but she seemed restless and accidentally cut her hand.He cried out in pain.

"what happened?"

A man of medium build walked in.Seeing his wife's hand, he frowned.

"You can hurt your hand when you cut a vegetable?"

The woman said cautiously.

"Just being careless."

The man seemed impatient to hear her explain.

"Give me your hand."

He took his wife's hand, and there was a flash of light, and the wound on the other's finger healed immediately.

The woman became even more frightened.

"Such a powerful spell is not suitable for me, is it?"

"What's so great about this? Your husband-in-law and I have more powerful ones. Besides, if you don't cure you, do you want me to eat vegetables mixed with blood? That's disgusting."

The man frowned.Then he became proud again.

"You are my wife, and you have to get used to this kind of thing. Now I can not only heal injuries without medicine, but also predict the past and future, exorcise evil spirits. You have found a husband like me, Just wait and enjoy the blessings in the future?!"

After talking, he patted his buttocks, and he was ready to go back to the yard to drink tea and bask in the sun.Little did he know that his wife gave him a look of fear.The sun was shining outside, but there was no shadow under the man's feet.

The woman thought of her husband who was lying in the coffin, and then at the husband who said that he had swallowed the golden elixir of a fox and became miraculous. Not only was she not happy, but she only felt a chill down her spine.

After all, this husband didn't treat her very well at all, and he wasn't even human anymore, which was even more terrifying!Could it be that she will spend her whole life with such a cold ghost in the future?

At this moment, there was a strange movement outside.

The woman paused and listened carefully, only to hear a strange chirping sound.

It's a fox!

The woman was startled, and subconsciously thought, could it be that her ghost husband who swallowed the golden elixir of the fox has now turned into a fox again?

Shocked and frightened, she hurriedly poked her head out of the kitchen.As a result, I saw a group of people at the gate of the yard. Although the leader was a handsome man and a beautiful woman, the woman's sight was attracted by a fox with withered and yellow hair in the crowd.After noticing the same terrified gaze of her husband.There was a thump in her heart.

It seemed that the situation was worse than she had imagined, and the owner came to the door.

Wang Lan in the courtyard heard the sound of the courtyard door being pushed open, and subconsciously turned her head.I saw a group of strangers standing there.He was first dazzled by two beauties in the crowd, one pretty and the other glamorous.Then he noticed a look of hatred staring at him.

As soon as he turned his gaze, he saw a familiar mixed-haired fox hiding in the crowd. The fox was staring at him, as if it wanted to drink his blood and eat his flesh!

Yes...it's that fox!

Wang Lan, who was originally proud of his boundless magic power, was startled. After all, he was just an ordinary commoner before. Seeing the motley-haired fox who has no virtue at this moment, he felt guilty and scared.She turned around subconsciously and wanted to run!

Seeing that Wang Lan's eyes were going to turn red, the miscellaneous fox rushed out and scratched Wang Lan's face with one paw.

"Ow!"

The thief who stole the golden core was spit out by the golden core!

Wang Lan was afraid, and subconsciously raised her hand to hit him.

"Be careful!"

Grandma Yu was so frightened that she hurriedly rescued the miscellaneous-haired fox, and then patted the miscellaneous-haired fox on the head very angrily.

"You are stupid, he swallowed your golden core, how can you be his opponent now? If that slap is real, you will die, so what can I do with my old woman? I am still waiting for your grandson!" Sun will take care of me in retirement!"

Gu Yunchu's eyes widened in shock when he heard the words full of flaws.

Although everyone has a dream, everyone is great.But as the saying goes, a thousand-year-old king and 8-year-old tortoise, you are an old king...the turtle still wants to let a fox take care of you until you die?

No wonder this fox practiced so diligently and never played tricks like other foxes. Did this guy actually bear such a heavy pension pressure behind his back? !

I really live longer than my grandma!

Gu Yunchu's thoughts drifted thousands of miles away, but Wang Lan on the other side stopped running away because of this accident. He first glanced at his palm in a daze, then he stopped panicking, and instead showed ecstasy and complacency in his eyes. Look at everyone.

"That's right, the golden elixir is here with me now, Master Guichai said, I have this golden elixir, the ordinary wild ghosts and wild foxes are no match for me at all, you wild foxes, go back where you came from, Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude later!"

Apparently, Wang Lan was treating everyone as other vixen supporting the miscellaneous-haired fox.

Yan Chixia's eyes widened with anger when she heard his words.

"Stealing other people's things and still being so stubborn, really shameless!"

Gu Yunchu stretched out his hand, temporarily stopping Yan Chixia who was about to rush forward.

"You should know that this golden elixir of yours doesn't belong to you, right? I heard that you became what you are now because you were seduced by ghosts by mistake, your lifespan was not yet over, and your corpse rotted. This is the fault of the underworld. It's not your fault, why don't we try to find a compromise, let you return the sun, how about you return the golden core?"

"You treat me as a three-year-old child, listening to all your coaxing?"

Wang Lan, who thought the other party was showing weakness by saying this, snorted.

"Besides, it's hard to be a human being in this world, but being a ghost who knows magic can lead a happier life than a nobleman. Why should I trade with you?"

Gu Yunchu's eyes also turned cold.

"But that golden elixir is not yours."

Wang Lan sneered.

"So what? Now that it falls into my hands, it means that it is destined to be with me. It is destined! If you have the ability, you wild foxes can ask the ghost messenger to discuss it."

He took a step forward and waved his hands like chasing flies away.

"We have nothing to say, get out, get out, or I'll be really rude."

"Indeed, I also feel that I have nothing to say to you."

Gu Yunchu slowly withdrew his hand that was blocking Yan Chixia's body.By the way, a cold reminder.

"Just hit [-]% of them to death, don't beat them all to death."

"understood."

Yan Chixia was so angry that she didn't even use her small sword. Instead, she stepped forward a few steps and raised her fist the size of a sandbag, which was an angry face-breaking fist.

"Shameless child, take a punch from me!"

With a bang, Wang Lan flew upside down and fell heavily to the ground.

He groaned in pain, and looked at Yan Chixia in horror.

"you you……"

Yan Chixia grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up.Another bang bang punch.After a few hits, Wang Lan's nose was blackened and her face was swollen.

"Didn't you be arrogant just now? Also, you are predestined with that golden elixir. I've seen a lot of people like you. If it's a good thing, I want it. What does the golden elixir cultivated by the fox have to do with you? What do you think? Not to mention that the roundworms in the fox’s stomach and the corns on the paws are also related to you?!”

Then he hesitated for a moment. Speaking of which, what is the extent of [-]% death?

Yan Chixia, who is not good at arithmetic, was beating and counting with her fingers while looking back, only to realize that she seemed to be about to beat Wang Lan to [-]% to death.

Yan Chixia, who has not figured out the extent of [-]% death: ...

It's this guy who can't help beating too much.It's definitely not that he can't figure it out!

When Yan Chixia put down her hand, she threatened Wang Lan.

"Hurry up, hand over the golden core."

To be honest, Wang Lan himself was not considered the perpetrator, even if he refused to hand over the golden elixir, Yan Chixia would not have been so angry at first, it can only be said that this guy is not very capable, and his mouth is the first.

Seeing Wang Lan crying on the ground, not only did she have no intention of returning the golden elixir.He was still crying and cursing, saying that he would ask the ghost messenger to make decisions for him, and Yan Chixia immediately became angry again.With another fist down, Wang Lan cried even louder.

The woman hiding in the kitchen couldn't help shrinking back to the corner again.For an ordinary person who can't read, who would have scared her out of her wits when encountering such a ghostly thing.

Wang Lan wept bitterly.

"I give, I give!"

Yan Chixia was satisfied.reach out.

Wang Lan wiped away the tears and snot from her face, and looked down at his outstretched hand in a daze.Then carefully put his hand on it.

At this moment, a wedding march suddenly appeared in Gu Yunchu's mind, and the younger sister of the system dubbed it with an emotional voice.

【I do! 】

Gu Yunchu: ...How can she tactfully tell this artificial mentally retarded person that eating CP can be unpopular, but not evil? !

On the other side, Yan Chixia was so disgusted by the opponent's hand wiping away her tears and snot, she quickly retracted her hand and took two steps back.The raised voice is like a little girl who has been taken advantage of.

"What are you doing?! What I want is a golden pill! Are you going to go back on your word? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up again!"

Wang Lan was so frightened that she trembled, and she wanted to cry without tears.

"I absolutely don't mean to regret it, I just... I just don't know how to spit out the golden core!"

Everyone froze for a moment, then suddenly realized.

The miscellaneous-haired fox can spit out the golden pill in his body at any time, and absorb it to the moon, that's because he is a fox who knows how to practice.

But Wang Lan is not, he is an ordinary person, he will have some ambitions because of the existence of Jindan, but he himself does not have the ability to fully control Jindan.

Because of Wang Lan's magic power, Yan Chixia subconsciously treated him as a monk, but in fact, Wang Lan was half a bucket of water, and he could swallow the golden core but couldn't spit it out at all!

Gu Yunchu couldn't help but look at the miscellaneous-haired fox.After all, this is his golden core, he might have a way.

The miscellaneous-haired fox shook his head aggrievedly.

As long as he still has a trace of mana left, he can lure his own golden core back, but unfortunately he really has no drop.

After all, other people's mana is not the same as the golden core, and the golden core will subconsciously resist when it is in Wang Lan's body.Of course Jindan's resistance was nothing to Ao Yan, but this force did a lot of damage to Wang Lan's ghost body.

Chen Su explained to Gu Yunchu.

"After all, he is just an ordinary kid. If he is taken out with brute force, this guy might become tattered."

When Wang Lan heard this, she was so frightened that tears flowed out.Hurry up and beg for mercy.

He has learned to be smart at this time, and he keeps saying that he has also suffered an innocent disaster, and he is eating well at home. It is not a big deal to be stuck with a fishbone like this, but it just happened at that time that a ghost accidentally hooked the wrong soul.After his soul left his body, his body died because of such a trivial matter as a fishbone getting stuck.

Do you think this is reasonable?

This horse riding is outrageous. Damn it! Open the door for Outrageous, Outrageous is home!

Because the cause of his death was so outrageous that his family members didn't know what to say. They could only say that he died of a sudden illness, a fishbone got stuck and died of an injury.Of course, what you should know is still treating him as a laughing stock.

That's fine, but Hades finally found out that he didn't deserve to die, and returned to the world with ecstasy, only to find that his body was already rotten.Do you think he is miserable?It's too awful!

Gu Yunchu made a promise. "Okay, don't sell it badly. We just want to get the golden core back, and we didn't say we were going to kill you."

Then she looked at everyone, ready to brainstorm and see if there is any good way.

Ao Yan chose the simplest and rudest one.

"Why don't you cut open his dantian and dig out the golden core? My sword is very fast, so I guarantee it's only a minor injury."

Wang Lan clutched her stomach in horror.

"No, no! Don't disembowel me!"

Gu Yunchu looked at Ao Yan with disapproval.

"Can the stomach be cut open to find something? This proposal is too bloody. Although this guy is a bit cheap, he is an unlucky ghost after all. It is not his fault, so I think we need to try our best to avoid it." Such a bloody way to take out the golden core."

Ao Yan looked sideways at her.

"Then what can you do?"

Gu Yunchu spoke seriously.

"Since it's in the stomach, why don't we use... crotons? By the way, crotons are also effective for ghosts, right?"

Sometimes the ghosts in Liaozhai still look like people.It can bleed, cry, eat and drink, and the most outrageous thing is that it can have children with living people. People don't know whether to admire this mixed-race baby or those men and women who sleep with ghosts.

As soon as she said this, the small courtyard suddenly fell silent.

Everyone was silent for a long time, and Grandma Yu said hesitantly: "I don't know if crotons are effective, but I do know that there are medicines that can make ghosts eat them like people eat crotons... Diarrhea... But, because the golden pill is special , if we use this method, I’m afraid it will take a lot of speculation.”

"no no!"

Wang Lan looked at the crowd more and more horrified, and this time the hand covering her belly quickly moved back to cover her chrysanthemum area.

The sister of the system sent out a soul torture: [Is this a method that carbon-based organisms can imagine? 】

Gu Yunchu was not happy: [Although this method is a bit... well, it is a lot of disgusting, but it is indeed a good method that does not hurt anyone, right? 】

At this moment, the same terrified scream of the miscellaneous fur fox came from the side.

"Aww! Squeak! Bow! Bow!"

Although he really wanted to get back his golden elixir right away, but he would swallow the golden elixir back into his stomach, if he used this method, then he... vomit~

The younger sister of the system silently glanced at the fox.

【Looking at this poor fox who is barking like a dog and barely speaks human words, can you say this method again that will not hurt anyone? 】

Grandma Yu's old face is full of tangles.

"This method excludes other aspects, it is indeed better..."

"Ooooooo!!!"

The miscellaneous-haired fox abruptly interrupted Grandma Yu's words, raised her head and howled that she would rather die than obey.

Grandma Yu quickly changed her tune.

"Cough... In short, can you adults think of other ways?"

Ao Yan was silent for a moment and looked at Wang Lan.

"My sword is really fast"

Chen Su was silent for a moment and looked at Wang Lan.

"I know a drug that can temporarily paralyze ghosts and make them feel less pain."

Yan Chixia was silent for a while, and then looked at Wang Lan.

"When I was young, I learned how to sew ghosts with my master. I guarantee that your belly will be as good as new."

Wang Lan: It doesn't need to be too new, just the same as before.

He didn't speak, but leaned in the direction of Ao Yan and the others while covering a certain chrysanthemum area.

Even the miscellaneous fox put aside his hatred for Wang Lan for the time being, and took two steps towards Ao Yan.

Gu Yunchu's eyes widened.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

She glared at Wang Lan angrily.

"I don't need to see blood for this move. It's better than cutting open the stomach to see blood? It's fine if the fox doesn't want to, why don't you want to?!"

She doesn't insist that everyone adopt her suggestion, after all, this suggestion is indeed a little bit unfriendly to the miscellaneous fur fox.

But after talking about everyone brainstorming, the current situation is too irritating, right?

There's no one standing for her?

Gu Yunchu: Damn it, I feel excluded!

Wang Lan shivered from her stare, ignoring Yan Chixia's beating up just now, and hid behind his burly figure with her buttocks covered.Weeping and shouting.

"Scholar... a scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated! You can ask for a golden core, but... but I absolutely cannot accept that way!"

That look knew that he didn't want to eat crotons, but those who didn't know thought that Gu Yunchu was going thousands of miles away to snatch his chrysanthemums!

Gu Yunchu: ...

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