Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Seeing that Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan were singing together, Yan Chixia only felt that these two people were 'working together' and would bully an honest man like him, but Chen Su was more sensitive, and looked at the two thoughtfully.

After all, Ao Yan also had some mistakes.Change the subject.

"We came back this time and brought you good wine. I'll have a drink with you tomorrow. How about an apology?"

Gu Yunchu agreed.

"That's right, at the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, we promise to let you drink to your heart's content, and you won't go home without getting drunk!"

After all, Gu Yunchu even mentioned her edema, what else could Yan Chixia say?He could only stare at the two of them speechlessly.

"I remember that."

At this time, several Yashas from Dragon Palace came over, first greeted Ao Yan and the others respectfully, and then looked at Yan Chixia.

"Brother Yan, let's go."

The leader Yaksha is the chief guard of the Dongting Dragon Palace, and the rest of the Yaksha are also guards, but what is strange is that not only are they not on their posts at the moment, they are not even holding weapons, but holding hoes and rakes instead.The chief guard Yasha skillfully handed a hoe to Yan Chixia.

Yan Chixia took the hoe and nodded.Turning back to Ao Yan and the others, he was about to bid farewell.

Ao Yan asked Yan Chixia suspiciously.

"What are you doing here?"

Gu Yunchu also looked over curiously, it's only been a few months since I've seen you?Yan Chixia stopped playing with a sword and should use a hoe?Worst of all, it doesn't look like this is the first time.

What is this called?

Liaozhai: The Days I Farmed in Dragon Palace?

"Well, it's a long story."

Yan Chixia showed a headache.

"You don't know, not long after you left, for some reason, water mang grass was discovered in this Dongting Lake."

Gu Yunchu was puzzled: "Shuimangcao?"

Chen Su was shocked: "Shuimangcao?!"

Seeing that Gu Yunchu seemed puzzled, Chen Su frowned and explained.

Water Mangcao is a poisonous weed. Its poison is not only that people will be poisoned to death after eating it by mistake, but also that people will become water mang ghosts after death.If you become a water mang ghost, you cannot enter reincarnation. You must poison the next person with water mang grass and turn him into a water mang ghost, so that the previous water mang ghost can re-enter reincarnation.

It sounds like a water ghost looking for a substitute, but in fact, the nature of the former is worse than the latter.

There is a theory of karma for a water ghost to find a substitute, just like the water ghost Gu Yunchu met before, who was a harmful water bandit in his previous life, but fell into the water and died in this life.If they casually harm others to find a substitute, they will create bad karma, and they may become animals when reincarnated.

But the water mang ghost is not. The water mang ghost must eat the water mang grass and be poisoned to death. This kind of weed grows in the water by the water. Under normal circumstances, no one will eat it. This simple possibility, but the continuous appearance of water reckless ghosts, it must be that each water reckless ghost finds a substitute, and kills whoever is caught.

Regardless of how many fates and blessings you have, you are in bad luck. You just drank a bowl of vegetable porridge on the side of the road, but the porridge was sold by a water mang ghost, and the porridge was mixed with water mang grass. Then you should die you have to die.It's really unreasonable.

This kind of poisonous weed destroys the karma of fate, and the water reckless ghosts created are all unstable factors. If there are too many of them, everyone knows that it will cause chaos in the world.It once flooded in the Taohua River, and at that time the monks in the world removed the water mang grass on a large scale.

But this grass is really evil. They have strong vitality and deep roots. Burning it with fire can only burn the water mang grass on the ground, but if you leave even an inch and a half of roots underground, it can grow again Sprout.

In recent years, I seldom heard about Shuimangcao, but I didn't expect that such a wicked thing appeared in Dongting Lake!

Of course, Dongting Dragon Lord couldn't let this evil thing go, and immediately ordered people to weed. As a human being, Yan Chixia knew how harmful this poisonous weed was to the world, so she also joined the ranks of weeding.And that's why he didn't leave Dragon Palace immediately after recovering from his injuries.

And Dongting Dragon Lord and Mrs. Long Jun felt that something was wrong when they went out this time, and wanted to ask other Dragon Lords if this kind of thing happened in their homes.Especially the dragons along the Taohua River.

Of course, water mangcao also has a detoxification method, that is, before the poison occurs, find the underpants worn by the harmful water mang ghost before death, boil water and take it, and you will be cured.

Gu Yunchu was taken aback when he heard that.Especially the last paragraph made her look very weird.

"Is... the pants you're talking about and the pants I think are... the same thing?"

Chen Su nodded silently.

That's right, the underpants you were thinking of.

The corners of Gu Yunchu's eyes twitched slightly.

For a while, I don't know whether to complain about the evil effect of this water mangcao, or to complain about its detoxification method is more evil.

Use the underpants of others before they were alive to boil water?

What kind of salty and perverted detoxification method is this?

Will anyone really dare to try this detoxification method?

and many more……

【Listen to what Chen Su said, this detoxification method is recognized and proven, so... all, what did you say the first person who discovered this detoxification method went through? 】

System sister: ...

The angle of the question was too strange, and she refused to answer when she was young.

And then Chen Suyou explained something to let Gu Yunchu understand that although this detoxification method is weird, most people who want to use it haven't had the chance yet.

Because the water mang grass is poisonous very quickly, and the water mang ghost who is looking for a substitute will of course not tell the victim his identity, so most of the time, the victim will soon become the next water mang ghost and perpetrator.Those who can successfully detoxify are really a very lucky small part.

very lucky?

The image of braised underpants in an iron pot and a figure enjoying a drink by the side flashed silently in Gu Yunchu's mind.

Gu Yunchu: Vomit~

She wiped her face, drove those strange images out of her mind, and said to Yan Chixia seriously.

This kind of harmful poisonous weed really shouldn't exist in the world. Now that she knows it, she is obliged to ask to join this great cause of defending iron pots and underpants...ahem to protect the peace of the world!

Ao Yan naturally wouldn't watch her brother's Dongting Lake being ruined by this poisonous weed. Chen Su, like Yan Chixia, as a human monk, had heard the name of the water mang grass a long time ago, and felt physically disgusted when he heard it. Nature will follow.

Compared with the dazzling Dongting Dragon Palace, other places in Dongting Lake are not so beautiful.The visibility in the depths of the water is a bit low, surrounded by dense aquatic plants, fish walk through it, and small shrimps and crabs lie on the stones full of algae.

The sun shines down, and when you look up, you can't see the sky, you can only see the lake surface, with rippling water and mottled sunlight, like a deep dream.

Gu Yunchu pressed the water-proof beads under his tongue, not to mention breathing naturally in the water, and the clothes didn't seem to feel wet and clinging to her.

Looking up, one can vaguely see that many people from Dragon Palace are already busy.Several clam girls carried small hoes and swam straight to the lake.

Yan Chixia said: "The water mang grass grows too fast, not to mention the ones at the bottom of the lake, and there are a lot of them at the lakeside. In order to prevent people from picking them back unintentionally, people need to deal with them at the top. But there are many of us who can do it." Lao, today's task is much heavier than theirs."

Because of the water-repelling drops, his speech was not hindered, but there were air bubbles floating upwards during his speech.

After all, he took Yasha, Gu Yunchu and others further and further away, turning left and right, passing through a complex grotto at the bottom of the lake, and finally arrived at a low-lying place at the bottom of Dongting Lake.

Then Gu Yunchu was shocked to find that the low-lying land with low visibility was covered with a strange weed.

Because the light was too dim, when she looked up, she couldn't see the end.

The surrounding area was dead silent, and there was no trace of fish and shrimp activities, as if there was only this kind of living thing here.

She looked at Yan Chixia suspiciously: "Didn't you say that you have been weeding for so many days? Why are there so many in this area?"

Yan Chixia was helpless. "I have been weeding all the time, but Dongting Lake is eight hundred miles away, how can I take care of every inch of it so quickly? There are always some hidden ones. I don't know when these water mangosteens grew here. In short When I found out yesterday, there were already so many, and I was shocked at the time."

Chen Su frowned: "We must not let these weeds spread."

Everyone nodded, and then bowed their heads with serious faces... hoeing the ground.

At the bottom of this dark lake, stepping on the mud at the bottom of the lake, no matter whether it is as beautiful as Chen Su or as strong as a two-meter-high Yaksha, they all started to paw at the bottom of the lake diligently with hoes and rakes.

It can't be done without scratching. The lessons of the predecessors and the previous attempts of Dragon Palace have told them that the water mang grass is too stubborn, and it must be cut and rooted, and there is no chance for it to be reborn.

However, there are thousands of magical powers and rare treasures in the world, none of which were invented for weeding and weeding. Ordinary burning with knives and knives will only make the water mang grass regenerate again and again. The predecessors have tried countless methods before they despaired. I found that if you want to get rid of this nasty water mang grass, you can't be lazy. You can only dig the ground diligently, dig out all its roots, and burn it clean.

That is to say, Ao Yan, who is the Dragon Lord of Qiantang, does not need to hoe the ground.

Of course, this does not mean that he can be lazy. It is difficult to set fire in the water, but it is not difficult for him as a red dragon.

So in this low-lying land at the bottom of the lake, voices came from time to time.

"Lord Dragon Lord!"

"Master Ao!"

"Ao Yan!"

And Ao Yan's expressionless face was like a ruthless flamethrower, pointing and spraying.

[I didn't eat the big bowl of prison food, but I got to experience the labor camp first. 】

Gu Yunchu bent over and hoeed the ground humming.

Recalling that she first took a chainsaw as a lumberjack, then took a pair of large scissors as a gardener, and now took a hoe to start digging, she decisively gave herself a thumbs up.

[Do you know what this is?This is called the most glorious working people! 】

The work of hoeing the ground was really tiring. Gu Yunchu stood up straight and hammered his back. Looking at the small area in front of him that had been cleaned up, he felt inexplicably proud for a moment.

【Total, have you seen it?This is what I have laid down for you! 】

The system sister was puzzled.

【Strange, when did you work so hard? 】

Gu Yunchu didn't understand.

【Howing the ground is very tiring, but it won’t work if we don’t get rid of these weeds. I can only...】

System sister: [I didn't mean this... Wait, you didn't forget, did you? 】

Gu Yunchu was taken aback.Before he could react, he heard the younger sister of the system say: [So, do you still remember the fact that the horror gardener's blood has special effects on plants? 】

Gu Yunchu, who was still immersed in the joy of working just now: ...

She looked at the small area where she had worked so hard for a long time before removing it, felt her back pain, and immediately put on a mask of pain.

[Why didn't you remind me earlier! 】

【Didn't I see that you were working too hard? I thought you were deliberately trying to feel the joy of labor. 】

The system sister was speechless.

【Who knew you actually forgot.Obviously you could have defeated Yin Baicheng with this move back then, right?I forgot it so quickly. 】

Gu Yunchu muttered: [I used that one time, besides, it's been a few months. 】

【It's understandable, after all, you even forgot Yan Chixia. 】

The younger sister of the system thought for a while, and said earnestly.

[In short, you should read more books, play chess, and play some puzzle games in the future. I heard that it can prevent Alzheimer's disease. 】

Gu · in his early twenties · suspected of dementia · Yun Chu: ...

After Gu Yunchu pretended not to hear what the system sister said, she quickly equipped the Horror Gardener character card, and a little green-skinned monster appeared at the bottom of the lake.Before everyone knew what was going on, they saw her palm slide over the scissors, and a bloodstain immediately appeared.

Ao Yan frowned suddenly, walked over and took her hand with big strides.

"What is this for?"

"Use it for weeding, don't worry, it's not very painful."

Goblins are different from humans, and this injury doesn't hurt very much.

Gu Yunchu stretched out his hand, and the green blood spread out in the lake water, and a small patch of water mangosteen immediately withered and turned yellow.But because the blood was diluted, the result was not as expected by Gu Yunchu.

So Gu Yunchu immediately looked at Ao Yan, and Ao Yan frowned, but in the end he still didn't overwhelm Gu Yunchu, he could only raise his hand slightly, and the green blood oozed from Gu Yunchu's wound, instead of dissolving in the lake water, it fell directly on the lake. In the blink of an eye, the roots of several crowded water mangosteen plants began to wither, turn yellow and turn black, and finally turned into a form that looked like coke.

A Yaksha carried a hoe and grunted to dig it open. In the end, he was pleasantly surprised that the roots and hairs of these water mang grasses that had penetrated into the mud had turned into charcoal, and they would shatter when crushed, and it was impossible to germinate again!

Most importantly, Gu Yunchu's blood is only harmful to plants, not animals.

You know, for thousands of years, no one has thought of fighting poison with poison, but the water mangcao has tenacious vitality, and it needs strong medicine to completely poison it, but it likes to stand at the bottom of the water.

If this pack of medicine is used, the water source will be polluted before the water mangcao is poisoned, and the surrounding hares, voles, and small fish and shrimps in the water will all die.It's like hurting the enemy a little bit and hurting a thousand!

Gu Yunchu was sure that his blood would be useful to this evil poisonous weed, so he immediately decided to use his blood to save Puduzhong's underpants!

But Ao Yan disagreed, after all, bleeding is not a good thing.

Gu Yunchu was very persistent.

"You also know that the injury I'm getting now will only stay on my body for [-]% of it. This little blood is nothing to me."

Last time, she almost ran out of blood in Horror Gardener's body, so she was just a little anemic.Now get some blood for weeding and watering.

Ao Yan held her wrist, pursed her thin lips straight.

"But you will hurt."

"It doesn't hurt that much..."

Gu Yunchu subconsciously wanted to refute, but when she met Ao Yan's eyes, her words stopped unconsciously, her heartbeat seemed to be a little fast, and for some reason, she suddenly lowered her head to avoid Ao Yan's sight.

"Okay, it hurts a little bit. But...compared to this pain, back pain when hoeing is more uncomfortable."

Ao Yan: "Stop when your back hurts."

Gu Yunchu beeped softly.

"How can I do that? It's too strange for me to watch others work. And the water mangosteen is so dangerous, the sooner it's cleaned up, the better. How do you think, it's my way that's better?"

Ao Yan gritted her teeth.

"But haven't you thought about yourself? You don't have to take everything on you, and Dongting Lake is not your responsibility."

"But we're friends, aren't we?"

Gu Yunchu couldn't help scratching his face and raised his head again.

"It's agreed that your brother is my brother rounded up. Since it's our brother's business, then I should serve snacks...it's nothing, right?"

At any rate, it was due to prying over the tiles on the floor. Mr. Dongting is in trouble, so it's not meddling if she does a favor, right?

Ao Yan stared at her clear almond eyes for a moment, then turned his face abruptly.He seemed to be frowning angrily.

"you are always like this!"

He obviously doesn't know anything, but he can find the bull's-eye every time, so that he has no possibility of rejection.

Thinking of this, Ao Yan became more and more angry. He didn't know whether he was angry with Gu Yunchu or himself. He turned his head and strode away, as if he didn't intend to pay attention to Gu Yunchu.

Gu Yunchu stood there with blank eyes. The handsome man's black hair was tied up with a jade crown, and his face seemed cold, but the roots of his ears were actually reddish.People can't help but want to blow in his ear, to see more different expressions on him... Bah!Pooh!Pooh!She was so tired and dizzy from hoeing, what was she thinking about!

Gu Yunchu was taken aback by the sudden perverted thought, and she didn't dare to get close to Ao Yan anymore. Simply a small water spell is not too difficult.Asking for the help of Yasha Guard Chief can also make the blood insoluble in water, but fall where it should fall.

With the help of Paraquat Mao Xiaolu, weeding is easy.The water mangosteen at the bottom of the lake and by the lake quickly appeared in disorder, and it was only necessary to follow up with a follow-up patrol to see if there were any water mangia hidden in the corners.

It's just that during the process, Gu Yunchu, who is usually very lively, rarely became silent.

Chen Su looked at Ao Yan who was sulking, then at Gu Yunchu who had a sullen face, and suddenly couldn't help laughing.

late at night.

Gu Yunchu was lying on the bed, unable to sleep anyway.The more you force yourself to sleep, the more clearly and magnified Ao Yan's handsome face and reddish ears during the day are in your mind.

Her face was black as if she was repairing a TV with a pregnant belly, and she slapped herself on the forehead twice.Others repair their broken brains.

Stay up most of the night and just think about your friend's face, are you a pervert? !

As a result, after these two slaps, Ao Yan's reddish ears really disappeared from his brain, and it started playing the abdominal muscles and chest muscles that Gu Yunchu saw when he applied medicine to Ao Yan at Lanruo Temple.

Brain: Sorry, I can be more perverted.

The picture in my mind was so clear that I could clearly see the ups and downs and edges of every muscle.

For some reason, Gu Yunchu's face became hot.Thinking dizzily, looking at it this way, she is not considered dementia. You see, what happened to Lanruo Temple, she remembers this scene very clearly.

But soon Gu Yunchu realized that he covered his hot cheeks in pain.

Ahhh, I forgot everything, but this is the one I remember most clearly, isn't this even more perverted? !

The younger sister of the system watched Gu Yunchu chrysalis come and go on the bed like a caterpillar.Very confused.

[What's wrong with you?Have hemorrhoids? 】

[Fart, little fairies don't have this kind of problem! 】

Gu Yunchu retorted subconsciously, and then lay down on the bed decadently.She was silent for a long time, probably because of the particularity of the younger sister of the system, she couldn't help but sit up, rubbed her face and spoke hesitantly.

【Actually... I have a friend...】

The younger sister of the system is speechless: [I am the system, the system that is bound to your soul, the system that even knows how many times you hiccupped after eating supper last night, this conversation is only you and me, who are you in such hypocrisy? Who do you want to lie to? 】

Gu Yunchu: Mistake.

She blushed and played tricks. 【Otherwise, I can't tell. In short, I have such a friend! 】

System sister Siyuyan: [Okay, what's the matter with your friend?Have hemorrhoids? 】

Gu Yunchu became angry from embarrassment: [Everyone said that there is no such thing as a little fairy!]

【Cough, in short, it's my friend. She has a very good male friend, and they are very close. They were supposed to be good brothers for a lifetime.As a result, one day, my friend suddenly felt that her male friend was quite... quite delicious when he was angry.The ears are so red and astringent, I really want to bite them or something. 】

Gu Yunchu blushed and said.

[Ahem, so you think I...what is going on with this friend of mine? 】

The younger sister of the system suddenly raised her voice.

【Oh~ So you fell in love with Ao Yan! 】

Gu Yunchu covered his face, struggling to die.

【What, I said it was a male friend of a friend of mine!It is none of my business! 】

The younger sister of the system calmly changed her words: [Well, that's why that friend of yours fell in love with Ao Yan.There is no hesitation here, just rush over and step forward confidently, hey, husband! 】

What husband.

Gu Yunchu blushed up to his neck.

[Also... you don't really like it, do you?It's just that I suddenly found that he looks very suitable for me... My friend's appetite is just a matter of sex?My friend can't guarantee how long this feeling will last. What if I forget it after sleeping?How to rush this, maybe this friendship will collapse. 】

[Forget after sleeping?You plan to eat it up and wipe it off, but you don't admit it when you put on your pants? 】

The system sister gasped.

[I usually see you as an honest person, but I never thought, Gu Yunchu, you are such a woman! 】

But soon the younger sister of the system changed the subject and said in a low voice.

[Ahem, so how on earth are you going to eat up Ao Yan?Can you expand on that? 】

God damn talk about it!

Gu Yunchu's face darkened.

【What nonsense are you talking about? When I said sleep, I meant it literally. It meant that I might forget this feeling the next day... No, I was talking about my friend! 】

The system sister was very disappointed, but she still helped Gu Yunchu analyze seriously.

[Anyway, this is the first time in your life that you have been tempted, so you should take good care of it. Ao Yan is good-looking, good-natured, strong in martial arts, innocent and innocent, and he is still Qiantang Dragon Lord. According to your human standards, he is perfect in every aspect. They're all good lovers, right?Among other things, if you are with him, at least the floor tiles of the Qiantang Dragon Palace will be yours. If you marry him, the Dongting Dragon Lord will not pry a few floor tiles just because his sister-in-law came to his Dragon Palace And angry. 】

Gu Yunchu: ...Can't you forget the floor tiles?

[I said it was my friend... Forget it. 】

Gu Yunchu thought about it for a while and lowered her head no longer to hide it, probably because she felt much more comfortable after speaking out, so she turned to think optimistically.

[Although I think Ao Yan is surprisingly delicious today, but it's only today, maybe I will change back tomorrow?I believe that my friendship with Ao Yan is just a temporary deterioration, and it will definitely change back soon! 】

The friendship between her and Ao Yan will last forever!