Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Early the next morning, when the morning light was shining on the lake, Dongting Dragon Lord and his wife Chen Miao returned to the bottom of the lake in a carriage.

At the Mid-Autumn Festival family banquet, Dongting Dragon Lord held up a glass of wine, first toasted tonight's Mingyue with everyone, and then picked up a glass of wine to Gu Yunchu alone.

"Unexpectedly, the matter that I had been having a headache for a long time, Miss Gu solved it as soon as she came, just in time for the Mid-Autumn Festival, this is double happiness."

Mrs. Long Jun on the side also smiled and stood up to toast with Dong Ting Long Jun.

"It just happened to be helpful, everyone is happy, happy."

Gu Yunchu also hurriedly stood up, picked up the wine glass with a smile and drank it down.

"I didn't expect Miss Gu's blood to have a miraculous effect on the water mang grass."

Mrs. Long Jun looked at Gu Yunchu and paused.

"However, it's best for Miss Gu not to reveal this kind of thing."

Gu Yunchu was taken aback when he heard this, Ao Yan raised his eyes and asked.

"Is something wrong?"

Dongting Dragon Lord nodded.

"I'm afraid you don't know yet. Recently, water mang grass has appeared in rivers and lakes in many places. The dragon king who manages those rivers and lakes has the same headache as I did before. You also know the temper of some dragons in our dragon clan. When they know about Miss Gu, they might use their brains."

Most dragons hate humans, especially the dragons who experienced the great flood that year. They feel that there are as many humans as locusts, which compress the living environment of the aquarium.

And there are also some dragons who can't be said to be lovable or not, but they are too arrogant, and they only think that mortals are like ants, and they can't get into their eyes at all.

In this era that already pays attention to superiority and inferiority, asking them to respect Gu Yunchu's human rights is simply a dream.After they knew this, their eyes lit up and they sighed with emotion that there is such an easy-to-use herbicide in the world!Then he took Gu Yunchu over to let them bleed and weed.

In fact, it would be a good thing for the world if we can get rid of the water mang grass, but the problem is that the water mang grass that comes from nowhere explodes too fast and grows too much.Gu Yunchu's bloodletting or not can no longer be solved.It's not enough for her to squeeze herself into juice.

Ao Yan frowned.

"The most important thing now is not to weed, but to find out how these water mangoes come from."

Water Mangcao has been controlled by humans for a long time, so it is definitely a problem that it will explode in a large area!

Dongting Dragon Lord sighed.

"I said the same thing to those guys yesterday, but unfortunately, none of those people were willing to pick up the words, and they were all sweeping the door. A group of short-sighted guys, do you know what they said at that time?"

He imitated the attitude of those dragons yesterday.

"Anyway, the water mangcao is only effective for mortals, and it is not harmful to us aquariums. If we are not afraid that the heavens will think that we do not do anything, we don't even want to control it."

After speaking, he drank the wine in the glass and cursed angrily.

"Listen, is this plausible? There is clearly a problem with this matter. People have caused disasters to their doorsteps, and they think they are very smart! A bunch of idiots, if it weren't for me being weak, I would have been alone foot……"

Mrs. Long Jun: "Ahem."

Dongting Dragon Lord who was about to yell at him immediately realized the situation.Quickly change the subject.

"All in all, those dragons were so dumb and short-sighted that we ended up breaking up."

Ao Yan thought of another thing.A trace of worry flashed in his eyes.

"Since water mang grass has appeared in many places, then the Qiantang River..."

"You can rest assured."

Dongting Dragon Lord said casually.

"After I discovered the problem, I immediately sent someone over there to ask. Your prime minister said that there is no trace of water mang grass on the Qiantang River."

Ao Yan breathed a sigh of relief at these words, Dongting Dragon Lord seemed to have noticed that the atmosphere was a bit dull because of the matter of Shuimangcao, so he raised his glass quickly.

"Okay, let's not talk about this on such a good day, let's all drink! Drink!"

After staying in Dragon Palace for so long, Yan Chixia was already familiar with it, so she immediately smiled heartily.

"Don't talk about anything else today, it's just right to watch the moon and drink. I'll toast everyone!"

As he spoke, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

"Good wine!"

He picked up the small sword and smiled at everyone.

"I'm happy today, how about dancing swords for everyone?"

Everyone naturally warmly welcomes them.

Gu Yunchu had never seen Wujian before. He thought that Yan Chixia's muscular body was holding that small palm-sized sword, and the scene would be a bit funny, but then he realized that it was really interesting.

Yan Chixia's movements were wide open and closed, fierce and unusual, it had nothing to do with dancing at all, it seemed to be fighting with a transparent person, and sometimes the small sword was held in his hand, chopping and stabbing, making people see white lights flashed.Sometimes he made a tactic with both hands, and the little sword flew up and down around him.Full of masculinity and masculinity, it is dazzling and dizzying to see.

Suddenly, the little sword galloped and flew under the jug, and with a jerk, the jug flew towards Yan Chixia. Yan Chixia leaned back, and the wine flowing from the jug flying above fell precisely. into his mouth.

He took a big gulp and it didn't seem to be enough for him. As soon as he kicked his feet, he kept leaning forward and sprinted forward. He accurately caught the flagon with his hand, took off the lid and pointed it at his mouth, and began to pour the wine.In the blink of an eye, he drank up a jug of wine.

After drinking, he threw the flagon back onto the low table.laughed.

"It's not enough to drink, bring it up from a wine jar!"

"it is good!"

Everyone was excited and applauded.

Gu Yunchu's face was flushed with excitement.

The Dragon Lord of Dongting clapped his hands, and indeed he brought over a dozen wine jars and piled them in the corner.Patting her chest, she said to Yan Chixia that today's Mid-Autumn Festival is full of alcohol.As long as you don't drink to death, drink to death!

At this moment, Ao Yan who was sitting on the side turned his head.

"Yan Chixia's sword dance is very beautiful, you can't take your eyes off it."

His tone seemed flat, but there was a trace of sourness hidden in it.

Gu Yunchu didn't notice it, and nodded with a smile.

"Isn't this obvious? I didn't expect this guy to look burly and unshaven, and he's really good at dancing with a sword!"

Ao Yan looked at Gu Yunchu, her eyes were shining at the moment, her cheeks were slightly red with excitement, and she looked fresh and delicious.It's a pity that this appearance was caused by other people.

He also remembered that Gu Yunchu only regarded himself as a friend.Immediately, there was a sourness in my heart.Suddenly said something.

"I can also dance swords, you want to see it."

Gu Yunchu blinked, and then his almond eyes became brighter.

"You can also dance swords? Then I will definitely watch it! Quickly, come one!"

On the other side, Chen Su's ears were sharp, and she heard the conversation between the two. Her eyes slid between the two, and she raised her voice with a smile.

"Master Ao wants to dance swords for us too? That's really a blessing for us."

"Eh? Ao Yan, do you want to dance the sword?"

Dongting Longjun, a good drinker, was obviously a little drunk at the moment, so he said without hesitation.

"Didn't you say that the sword is a sharp weapon for killing people, and you never want to dance... eh!"

Before he finished speaking, he let out a muffled snort, and looked at his wife with an aggrieved and confused expression on his slightly drunken face.I don't understand why she stepped on him suddenly?

"You still drink your bar."

Mrs. Long Jun stared at him speechlessly, then said to Ao Yan with a smile.

"My little brother wants to dance the sword, it's really rare! Hurry up and come out, we are all waiting!"

Sitting at the banquet, Ao Yan's ears felt hot, and he suddenly regretted what he said just now.

He never danced swords in normal times, and his behavior was so abrupt today, could my sister-in-law have guessed something?

But it was too late to regret, the arrow was on the string and had to be fired, Ao Yan could only walk out, and pulled out his long sword with a swish.

When he danced the sword, there was a hint of surprise in everyone's eyes.

Yan Chixia said it was a sword dance, but it was just a show of skill, but Ao Yan's was a real sword dance.It is completely worthy of the phrase "Come like a thunder, stop the wrath, and stop like the river and sea condense into a clear light [Note 1]"

Every turn, every slash and stab is a combination of strength and beauty.The superb skills coupled with Ao Yan's stern but not handsome face are really rare performances.

It's just that compared to everyone's amazement at Ao Yan's sword dance, Gu Yunchu, who had a different thought last night, couldn't help but focus on other things.

[Good waist...cough cough, so thin...cough cough, I mean a good sword! 】

Unknowingly, someone who was muttering in his heart realized something, hurriedly changed his words, and at the same time poured a glass of wine hard to try to suppress the throbbing in his heart.

But she couldn't help but chase after someone's thin waist.I just feel that every movement of the opponent turning around and stabbing the sword seems to be piercing my heart.

The younger sister of the system is speechless: [Can we be more sincere, is that someone else's sword you are looking at?I don't care about you. 】

Gu Yunchu quickly refuted with hot cheeks.

[Of course I am looking at the sword, sword dance sword dance, what are you looking at if you don't look at the sword?This sword is so bright and sharp, strong yet flexible, flexible yet powerful, at first glance... at first glance, it is a rare and peerless sword! 】

I don't know if it's because the Dragon Palace at the bottom of the lake is too hot, and the smell of alcohol in the banquet is too smoky. Gu Yunchu couldn't help but feel dry mouth, unconsciously, he drank another glass of wine.

The system sister was silent for a while.

[Indeed, this sword is too flexible, and the movement of the lower waist is too smooth. He is so handsome and has such a good waist. This guy is too astringent, don't you think? 】

【that is!that is!Especially when he turned around, the muscle lines felt like they were coming out of his clothes, it was so astringent...cough cough cough! 】

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Gu Yunchu agreed with a burning face, but before she finished speaking, she realized it.Immediately choked to death by the drink.

The system sister answered narrowly. 【Will the peerless sword grow muscles?I really know a lot. 】

Gu Yunchu: ...I always feel that the little sister of the system seems to have learned badly.

The first person to notice Gu Yunchu's cough was not the people sitting around, but Mrs. Long Jun sitting far above her. She looked at Gu Yunchu with a smile.

"Miss Gu, are you okay?"

"Ahem, no...it's okay."

Gu Yunchu hurriedly waved his hands, turning his head away, not daring to meet the other party's eyes.I'm afraid that the superior Dongting Dragon Lord and Mrs. Dragon Lord will find out that she covets their younger brother's body, bah bah bah!She didn't covet Ao Yan for that!

She just... just appreciates the sword dance with a different focus than other people!

Gu Yunchu lowered his head, poured himself another glass of wine and drank it slowly, not daring to look forward again.

The younger sister of the system is speechless: [Everyone is watching the sword dance, but you are the only one not watching, and your eyes are evasive, like a guilty conscience. Isn't this obviously a problem? 】

Unexpectedly, Gu Yunchu said subconsciously like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

[Who is guilty!Who is guilty?I didn't have a guilty conscience! 】

System sister: ...

Gu Yunchu, who was belatedly aware of it: ...

Gu Yunchu wiped her face in pain, only to feel that it was clearly autumn, but the temperature was too hot, which confused her normally clever brain.Otherwise, how could you do such a stupid thing?

She poured herself a glass of wine, and raised her head again to look at Ao Yan, who was dancing the sword, with an air of resignation to death.

Every movement of the handsome Long Jun is clean and agile, exuding a sharp beauty.A sentence suddenly flashed in people's minds, "Brother's waist is not the waist, but the scimitar that kills people."

No, no, Gu Yunchu, quickly put on my pants, and restrain yourself!

Gu Yunchu closed his eyes, restraining his eyes from being too outrageous, while feeling depressed.

Damn it, if Ao Yan wasn't her friend, she wouldn't be so entangled, but whenever she was tempted by a stranger, she would dare to go up and talk to him directly.Don't look at her as a mother-fetal single, but she adheres to the attitude of meeting strangers who have a good relationship, and making money when you get married!The reason why I have been single for so long is that the eye edge is too illusory.

As a result, she never expected that the first time she was tempted, she encountered such a difficult mode.

Gu Yunchu was depressed and wanted to drink again, but she didn't know that the wine in the flagon was gone, she immediately picked up the palm-sized wine jar on the table, and was about to continue drinking, but when she picked it up, she realized that the seal mud had disappeared at some point.There seemed to be something dark inside.

At this moment, she was a little drunk, and her brain was relatively slow. She held the wine jar in a daze and looked inside vigorously. After looking at it for a long time, she hiccupped and said to the maid behind.

"Strange, your wine...do you still use earthworms to make wine? Does it have any special curative effect?"

For example, tonify the kidney and nourish qi and blood?

"earthworm?"

The clam girl standing behind was stunned. Although the wine in their Dragon Palace is not like the fairy wine in the heaven, it has never been the same as that in the world. They use some weird things to make wine.

Clam girl thought that there was some sundries in the wine, so she hurriedly stepped forward to check it, but when she saw it, she screamed in surprise.

This exclamation attracted everyone to look at it together.

Dongting Dragon Lord looked puzzled.

"what happened?"

Clam girl hurriedly said.

"Hui Longjun, there is a dragon in this wine..."

A dragon is soaked in the wine of the Dragon Palace, isn't this the same as a person soaked in the wine of the world!

Everyone was startled, and then they took out the dragon in the wine to take a look, and saw the little black dragon who had turned into a palm and got into the wine jar at some point lying on the table, smelling like wine all over his body, he burped. I slept very soundly.

Everyone: ...Sure enough, the bear boy is quiet, he must be playing a demon.

Although there were some small episodes in the middle, this Mid-Autumn Festival feast was a joy for the host and guests, and the crowd didn't disperse until late at night.

Gu Yunchu was supported by Chen Su and sent back to the room.Lying on the bed.

She wasn't as drunk and unconscious as last time, but she didn't seem to be sober either.

The younger sister of the system tentatively said: [Are you drunk? 】

Gu Yunchu sat up abruptly.

[Nonsense, I didn't keep staring at Ao Yan's waist! 】

System Sister: ...Looks like she's really drunk.

She said helplessly.

[The limited benefits are coming to an end soon, can we draw the card anyway? 】

Gu Yunchu spoke in a daze.

[Draw a card?Yes, I still have to draw cards.I'll give you a dime, I want to smoke Aoyan cards, or the ones that don't wear clothes! 】

The corner of the system sister's mouth twitched slightly: [We are a serious game, there is no such thing. 】

Gu Yunchu changed his mind aggrieved.

【Okay then, clothes are fine too. 】

System sister: [... There is no such thing, you should be sober, we are horror character simulators.There are only horror characters in the card pool! 】

【Ao Yan is terrifying! 】

The drunk Gu Yunchu held down his heart.

【This small-waisted spirit easily snatched my pants, it's really terrifying! 】

System Sister: ...I found out that you are engaging in pornography, and there is already evidence.JPG

As for a drunk, he could only coax her, and the younger sister of the system talked about everything.Gu Yunchu called up the game panel in a daze.

She prayed fervently.

[I want to get a small waist like Ao Yan, and I want the one that is particularly twisted. 】

The younger sister of the system looked at her ugly and strange card pool, and felt that the wish of a certain drunk was simply wishful thinking.

However, she still misjudged the weirdness of Gu Yunchu's luck.

Soon, a character card was drawn, and at that moment, the purple light flourished, this is a purple card!

The character card was slowly turned over, with a piece of hair covering her face, and she could vaguely see a pale-skinned female ghost lying on all fours on the stairs like a spider in a room.The only weird thing is that her chest is facing the ceiling and her back is facing the ground.At the same time, her head was slightly raised, and her waist was slightly twisted.A dark and dead eye is facing everyone who checks the card.Even if it's just the Q layout, it still makes people feel cold when they see it.

On the bottom of the character card, there are three big characters, Jiaye.

Probably because the image of Kayako is too terrifying, even the younger sister of the system was taken aback at first glance.Then he murmured.

[Sure enough, she is a very good at twisting her waist. 】

Kayako is not just a little girl who is very good at twisting, she can play with her body like a flower, no matter whether it is twisting her body 180 degrees, or twisting her whole body like twisting a towel, it is not a problem!

Kayako is not only very good at twisting, but also has quite thick hair!

Thinking of the wishes that Gu Yunchu had made before and now, the younger sister of the system was very silent for a while.

Early the next morning, Gu Yunchu once again forgot what happened last night before going to bed.It wasn't until being reminded by the system sister that he was shocked to find that he had drawn a brand new purple card.

Of course that's not the point, the point is...

【Ahhh, why is it Kayako. 】

Gu Yunchu glanced at the character card, and was so hot that he quickly turned his attention away.As the top of the horror film industry, Jiaye's appearance has obviously been affirmed by many people.Every inch of her skin is an interpretation of horror.

Even facing this Q map, Gu Yunchu, who is not afraid of anything, can't help but get a chill down his spine.

【Damn it, I just want thicker hair. 】

Gu Yunchu grabbed his hair in pain.

【What the hell did I wish for last night? You didn't stop me a bit. 】

The system sister said calmly.

【If I hadn't stopped you, you might have drawn Ao Yan without clothes. 】

Gu Yunchu suddenly felt even more painful.

Beauty misleads people, beauty misleads people!

In the early morning, after breakfast in the room, Gu Yunchu was about to go for a stroll in the garden, but he saw Ao Yan who was practicing sword after only a few steps.

Gu Yunchu stopped subconsciously, but soon remembered what happened last night, and immediately looked back as if electrocuted.He left in a hurry.

Little did they know that not long after she left, Ao Yan stopped practicing sword. His face seemed indifferent, but disappointment flashed in his eyes.

what happened?

Didn't Yunchu really like watching him dance sword last night?

He couldn't take his eyes off him, why did he suddenly leave now?

Gu Yunchu, who didn't know that Ao Yan was secretly trying to seduce him, tightened his belt and cursed his pants to be more honest.Because of some of her thoughts, she didn't dare to stay in the Dragon Palace anymore, for fear that if she met Ao Yan, she would be unable to hold herself back, and would fly forward and do something to a certain innocent little dragon.

Gu Yunchu: There is a difference between humans and beasts. She is a human. Before she is sure of her intentions, she must not mess with the relationship between a man and a woman... even the relationship between a human and a dragon!

As a result, after she walked a few steps, she met Grandma Yu and called her to stop.

This is really a strange thing, ever since she beat up that fat-headed fish, this old turtle would avoid her every time it saw her, but today it took the initiative to come to her.

"you call me?"

She stopped in the corridor, turned her head and looked at the old woman in the distance suspiciously.Grandma Yu looked old.But just like an ordinary old turtle, he looks slow on weekdays, but when necessary, he runs whizzingly.In the blink of an eye, Gu Yunchu was in front of him.

"It's my name, Miss Gu."

Grandma Yu tried her best to squeeze out a friendly smile.

"Miss Gu is doing well recently."

Gu Yunchu nodded.

"It's good. Every time I think of that fat-headed fish crying, I can eat two more bowls of rice."

Grandma Yu: "...Really? That's good, that's good."

Seeing her laughing more and more embarrassingly, Gu Yunchu didn't tease her, just said.

"I don't know what you want from me?"

Seeing her get straight to the point, Grandma Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

"I really have something to trouble Ms. Gu this time. This is because I know a grandson who has encountered difficulties recently and asked me to come here, and wants me to help introduce Ms. Gu and Mr. Qiantang."

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows.

"Could it be that the fish in that water pool bullied people and got beaten again last time? Do you want me to help you get back?"

Grandma Yu quickly waved her hand.

"No, no, my grandson is not an aquarium, but a fox."

Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, and then he became interested.

You are an old turtle who calls yourself grandma fish, so it’s fine to call fish everywhere, after all, whether it’s grandma or grandson, it’s pretty ugly.But you, a turtle, recognizes a fox as your grandson... Does your family plan to develop in an all-round way by sea, land and air?

But soon, Gu Yunchu's attention was attracted by what Grandma Yu said about the fox.

What the fox encountered was not a trivial matter of being beaten, but a major event that was more terrifying than losing his life.

It turned out that the fox who practiced the moon worship in peace and quiet on weekdays had already cultivated the golden elixir and would soon be upgraded to a fox fairy. Take away his golden core!

This golden elixir is the foundation for a fox to become a fox fairy, and it is also the source of his spirituality.

Now that the golden core is gone, he has been beaten back to his original form, and he is still unable to practice again.

Crow's head's old mother and sister were beaten back to their original form. At least they have devoted themselves to practicing for 20 years, and they can continue to become human. Just an ordinary fox.

It's like a person who can walk and jump slowly becomes demented, but he still knows clearly but can't struggle!

It's even worse than this, after all, no one knows how much effort the fox has put in to cultivate the golden core.As a result, it all turned into dust.

The fox had some connection with the Xin family, and the Xin family wanted to try their luck after they told about how Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan managed to escape from the Wudu patrol envoy.Otherwise, if he can't find the golden core, within a few months, his spiritual wisdom will dissipate, and he will always be an ordinary fox.