Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

After confirming that Chen Su had succeeded in taking revenge, Gu Yunchu remembered that there was another dessert after dinner.If you go now, you should still have time.

Gu Yunchu and others rushed to the deserted house immediately.

The dark clouds in the sky had dissipated at some point, and the bright moonlight shone wantonly on the earth.

In a corner of the barren house, Yu Lan and other monsters stood there with ugly faces, their hands flickering with monster power, constantly hitting the surroundings.

When they came in, they didn't find anything, but when they got out of the room, they realized that they couldn't get out, the surroundings were covered with invisible sword energy, if they went out rashly, they would be cut to pieces in minutes!

These sword qi were arranged by Chen Su. Compared with Gu Yunchu who likes to fight hand to hand like monsters, she is more like a human monk who is good at using various magic advantages to deal with monsters.

And the wooden figure that Gu Yunchu arranged before is a switch, just like a small mechanism of a sparrow. Once the opponent destroys the wooden figure, the big net composed of sword energy will be reversed.

This sword energy is not strong, because it was originally used to delay time, Yu Lan and others worked together, and after some effort, they finally made a gap.

They are leaving now.But at this moment, there was a sound of metal sliding across the floor tiles.

A small green-skinned ghost walked over slowly dragging the large pair of rusty scissors. The scissors dragged along the floor tiles, sparks appeared faintly.

Beside her are Ao Yan and Chen Su holding swords.

"Good evening. Everyone."

The greenskin grinned.

"The moonlight is beautiful tonight. Isn't it?"

The hearts of all the monsters tightened suddenly.

Yulan gritted her teeth. "Why are you here? You're not supposed to..."

"What should I do? I should lie on the bed with serious injuries and wait for you to kill me, right? The sword energy will only appear when the wooden figure is destroyed. Come to think of it, you should have seen the words on the wooden figure, then I will give you another one." Good advice."

The green skin ghost spoke earnestly.

"Fantasy world is charming, if you don't have the strength, you don't have to face it."

"It turns out that all of these are intertwined!"

A cold voice came.

"When did you know, and when did you start calculating?"

Gu Yunchu turned his head and saw that it was a beautiful woman with big breasts, thin waist and long legs, she was Xu Sisi who was supposed to stay in Xin's house.And standing beside her was Xu You.This pair of handsome men and beautiful women lost their usual tenderness and cowardice at this moment, and even if Gu Yunchu couldn't see them, they were suffocated by the stench.I don't know how many sins they have committed!

"Naturally, you will know when you should know."

The greenskins looked at them.

"It seems that this time you are sure that I will die, so you don't even plan to pretend. It's a pity. I still wanted to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with you."

She sighed.

"Hey, it's just because I was too young back then, I couldn't see clearly whether it was a person or a dog."

Nothing was done all night, and the faces of all the monsters who had been ridiculed by Gu Yunchu were all livid.Yulan knew that the other party was not easy to provoke, so she immediately gritted her teeth.

"Let's fight now, there is still a glimmer of life! Listen to my order, rush for me!"

A few wolf-headed leopard-headed monsters immediately brandished their weapons and rushed forward screaming, but Yu Lan who was mixed in with her brother and sister disguised as brothers and sisters of the Xu family looked at each other and immediately turned into a puff of green smoke and fled away!

Gu Yunchu, who had already set his poses: ...is this scene a bit familiar?

Should it be said that he is worthy of being the capable general of Yin Baicheng?

The escaping postures are all so 'heroic'.

Chen Su and Ao Yan immediately flew to chase, but in the end they only caught the Xu family siblings and let Yulan run away.

Of course, this is only on the surface. In fact, they deliberately let Yulan go. After all, Gu Yunchu has left a mark on Yulan's body, and can sneak into Yulan's dream at any time.This is equivalent to having one more undercover agent lurking beside Yin Baicheng. Naturally, Gu Yunchu would not be so stupid as to kill her now.

As for the brothers and sisters of the Xu family who were captured, Gu Yunchu actually didn't want to punish them immediately, but wanted to get some news about Yinbaicheng from them.

She was confident that her eloquence would not be a problem, but what she didn't expect was that the brothers and sisters from the Xu family blew themselves up right in front of her eyes.

It has been lively all night, and the sky is already bright.

Click, the door opened.A gust of steam gushed out.

Gu Yunchu walked out with his whole body glowing red, and his complexion was a little ugly.

Ao Yan looked at her worriedly.

"Are you okay?"

"fine."

Gu Yunchu took a deep breath.

"I just rubbed myself a dozen times. For the first time, I realized that my skin is not as thick as I thought. Am I as red and ugly as a monkey's butt now?"

Chen Su on the other side didn't know whether to complain about why a girl thought she was thick-skinned, or whether she should complain about her describing herself as a monkey's butt.

Ao Yan accepted it well.Take a closer look at Gu Yunchu's sincere expression.

"Although it's a little red, don't worry, you are much more beautiful than a monkey's butt."

Chen Su: ...so why do you use monkey butt to describe a girl's family?

But she was also worried about Gu Yunchu.

"Are you scared? There's still a little Mixinxiang left. Why don't I light it up for you. Get some sleep first."

Mixinxiang has a hypnotic effect, but whether it is good or bad depends on how it is used.

Gu Yunchu shook his head, saying that he was really fine, but a little disgusted.

When the Xu family sisters blew themselves up, Ao Yan reacted quickly, but in fact, only a drop of blood splashed on her face.This is really nothing compared to her previous encounters where the roc spread its wings between life and death.

It's just... It's hard to accept psychologically.

Along the way, she killed many monsters. Most of those monsters didn't look like humans, and their behavior was even more ferocious.And usually these guys attack her first, and then she kills them back.

Only this time, the brothers and sisters of the Xu family were tied up there. Their disguise was not a disguise, but a complete sex change, so they still had the familiar appearance of Gu Yunchu except that they were full of evil spirits.

Even though they knew that they were monsters with malicious intentions, they still got along as human beings for so many days.It was probably because they were pretending to be too human, or Gu Yunchu's dog-like attributes were causing the trouble.

In short, I watched two familiar handsome men and beautiful women explode into fireworks in front of my eyes.After the thick blood red dyed the entire room, Gu Yunchu couldn't hold back, and immediately retched.

When she came out of that room, she only felt that her whole body was soaked in the bloody smell, so she took a shower.

Afterwards, Ao Yan analyzed that the brothers and sisters of the Xu family were probably like Xue Wei's big ghosts, controlled by Yin Baicheng, who could then take their lives thousands of miles away.

Perhaps it was Yin Baicheng who learned about the arrest of the brothers and sisters of the Xu family from Yulan who had escaped just now, so in order to prevent the brothers and sisters of the Xu family from leaking the secret, they directly controlled the brothers and sisters of the Xu family to explode themselves.

Of course, there is another possibility, and that is that Yin Baicheng was furious at being teased by them this time, and in order to vent his anger, he deliberately used this method to disgust them.

Regardless of what happened, in short, Gu Yunchu and others and Yin Baicheng knew that their ties had already been formed, and they would never die!

After going out last night, everyone was a little tired, they didn't leave, they just waited quietly.

In the courtyard of the deserted house, Chen Su was sitting on a tree looking at the sky, Ao Yan was wiping his sword, and the little black dragon who was told to hide finally appeared boldly, and was fighting for a snack with Gu Yunchu.

The snacks are enough, but the two guys are a little childish, but the snacks happen to be an odd number.

Gu Yunchu stared.

"I'm an adult, I have a big belly, I want to eat an extra piece!"

The little black dragon stared back.

"I'm Xiaolong, I'm still growing, so I should eat an extra piece!"

Gu Yunchu opened his mouth wide.

"I have a big mouth, I want to eat more!"

The little black dragon opened its mouth.

"My mouth is not small, why do you eat more?"

Gu Yunchu gestured at his slender waist.

"I'm fatter than you, I won't be full if I eat less!"

The little black dragon immediately stretched its body in the air.

"I... I'm still older than you, I can't eat enough without it!"

When Gu Yunchu saw it, he was taken aback for a moment.

"Ao Yan, take a look, has this little thing grown?"

Looking at it this way, he was a little taller than her when he erected his head.

Ao Yan raised his eyes.

"Well, a little dragon that has only been hatched for a few years grows fast."

The little black dragon probably lived in the world for some reason before and didn't eat well, so he grew up a bit small, but after following them, eating well, he grew up a lot in the blink of an eye.

The little black dragon immediately grabbed the extra piece of pastry with its claws.The tail is raised proudly.

"You see, so I should eat more to grow up, you can't do it, you are human, no matter how much you eat, you will be a short winter melon!"

"Hey, if you don't hit me for three days, you have to go to the house to expose the tiles, right?"

Gu Yunchu covered the little black dragon's claws with his big hand.

"What's the matter if I can't grow taller? I want to eat it. Even if I'm a dwarf melon, I still want to be a dwarf melon that can crush you little black earthworm to death!"

The two didn't care about the remaining cakes on the table, they just grabbed the poor cake and fought for it.

"mine!"

"its mine!"

"Mine! Mine!"

"Then you call it, and it promises to be yours!"

The little black dragon was anxious: "Then you call it and see if it answers!"

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows: "Are you stupid? How can cakes talk!"

"Ahh! You...you are despicable!"

The little black dragon was pissed off by a certain adult's rascal.He couldn't say it again and again, but in the end he could only be incompetent and furious.

Gu Yunchu smugly said: "No, I despised his ancestors, so despicable!"

Chen Su, who was watching the sky, had no choice but to lower his head and glance at Ao Yan.

"You don't care?"

"Oh."

Ao Yan responded lightly, put the wiped sword back into the scabbard, then walked over, with a big wave of his hand, directly snatched the devastated piece of slag snack, and then ate it in one bite.

"I bought this, and it should belong to me."

He frowned after eating.

"It is too sweet."

Chen Su: ... No, what she said is for you to take care of it, not for you to grab it too.

When Gu Yunchu saw that he missed the rare pastry, he immediately hammered the table angrily.

"Damn, what a fast hand speed!"

The little black dragon also slapped the stool with its tail.

"Damn it, it really is a big dragon with such a big mouth!"

He couldn't even eat such a big snack in one bite. Is this the legendary masculinity?

Damn, I really want to have it!

After eating snacks, Gu Yunchu looked at the sky and found that it was already afternoon before he knew it, but the strange thing was that no one from the underworld came to trouble them.

"Could it be that Xue Wei's ghost fate is so bad? He's not in a hurry when he dies?"

Although communication is not easy in this era, it is also for ordinary people. How long can it take for a ghost servant to send a message to the underworld?

The little black dragon raised his head proudly.

"Perhaps the people in the underworld are afraid of our dragon clan's power, so they dare not come!"

Gu Yunchu gave him a brain break.

"You little earthworm doesn't weigh three or two, but you're pretty good at it."

The little black dragon was so angry that he immediately fought with her again.

Chen Su shook his head beside him and said.

"The patrol envoy of the five capitals is the Yin God of the underworld. Killing him is a slap in the face of the underworld. It is impossible for the underworld to be silent."

So the three criminals just waited and waited, and in the blink of an eye, the sky was filled with sunset.Gu Yunchu looked at the glowing red sun that was about to set, and silently looked at Chen Su.

Chen Su hesitated: "Uh...maybe it's because it's daytime, and people from the underworld want to come at night?"

Gu Yunchu looked at Ao Yan: Is the Yin God of the Underworld so weak that he is afraid even during the day?

Ao Yan looked back in confusion: No, I don’t know, I haven’t heard of it.

In the end, they guessed that the people in the underworld might have been delayed by something.

In this way, they stayed in the deserted house from dark to dawn.Wait until the sun rises.

"It's been a day."

Gu Yunchu scratched his head.

"We did kill that Xue Wei, right?"

This incident made her so troubled that she lost all self-confidence!

Chen Su and Ao Yan were also at a loss. The underworld is not heaven, but there is no such thing as one day in the sky and one year on the ground.Isn't it funny that no one came to catch it after waiting?

The three unconfident criminals were very confused by the development of this matter.In a daze, he went to the outer house where Xue Wei lived, and the ghost fox servants there almost ran away.But there are still a few greedy ones left, trying to find any treasure.

When the two ghost servants who were fighting for a gold ingot saw Gu Yunchu and the others, they immediately fell to their knees.Hastily begged for mercy.

"My lord... My lords, please forgive me. We didn't do anything. Our lords did all the bad things... Bah, those bad things were all done by that nasty Xue Wei, and have nothing to do with us!"

Gu Yunchu walked over, picked up the gold ingot and stuffed it skillfully into his sleeve, and said.

"We just have something to ask you. Don't worry, as long as you answer honestly, we won't make things difficult for you."

The ghost servants watched her put away the gold ingot, and they could only nod aggrievedly, promising that they would not lie.

Gu Yunchu: "Okay then, let me ask you if Xue Wei is dead or not?"

Chen Su followed. "Are you sure he was killed?"

Didn't you kill Xue Wei?Don't you know if he is dead or not?

The ghost servants looked at the few people in front of them in bewilderment, thinking that they seemed to be mentally ill.

But remembering the powerful strength of the three, the ghost servants answered honestly.

After questioning, Gu Yunchu and others confirmed that after Xue Wei died last night, those ghost fox servants found out quickly. Go to hell to complain.

Gu Yunchu frowned.

"Since a ghost filed a complaint the night before yesterday, why hasn't anyone from the underworld come to arrest us?"

The ghost servants looked at her in astonishment, and one of them said cautiously.

"Isn't it a good thing that people from the... hell do not come to arrest you?"

When Gu Yunchu raised his eyes, he saw the complexity and weirdness in the eyes of the two ghost servants looking at them.

[Do they think we are mentally ill now? 】

The younger sister of the system is helpless: [Be confident, remove it. 】

Normal people think that people who rush to eat a big bowl of prison food are sick, right?

Gu Yunchu: ...

Although she herself feels that the current situation is really strange, it is precisely because of the special situation that people want to figure it out. After all, they are on their side now, and they are waiting to go to the underworld to make a fuss and let the underworld Take good care of those officials and suppressed ghosts, but they waited like men and women who were alone in a vacant room. Because they were afraid of missing each other, they waited all day and night, but this dead ghost in the underworld just didn't come!

So Gu Yunchu and others quickly went to Mrs. Xue's house again.Wanted to sneak a look at the situation.

It turned out that there were not many people in the house when I went there, and I found out after arresting a servant in the house.When the old woman heard that her husband had been killed the night before, she first cried, and then scolded. The little old lady slapped her buttocks and ran away with her burden on her back.

This is obviously a smart move. After all, Mrs. Xue has provoked many enemies all these years by relying on Xue Wei's false prestige.She is an ordinary old ghost herself, and although the ghosts she offended were not too powerful, it was enough to break her old bones.

As for the relationship between husband and wife?

Perhaps Mrs. Xue once had some affection for Xue Wei, but these affections were exhausted when Xue Wei did not go home for more than ten years and had countless old friends outside.

Never expected that it would be this developing Gu Yunchu who turned around in confusion.

"Then what do we do now?"

Chen Su was even more confused: "Impossible, after all, it is the patrol envoy of Wudu, Xue Wei is dead, why is there no movement at all in the underworld?"

In the ten years since she found Xue Wei, her enemy, she has always held the determination to fall into the [-]th floor of hell!

But now the facts tell her that you made this decision too early.

Are you kidding me? Then what are her tossing and turning days and nights for the past ten years?

Are you fed up? !

Ao Yan hesitated for a moment, and finally made a final decision. There were still three days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, and they waited for another two days.At that time, if the people from the underworld don't come to arrest them, they will go to the festival!

So two days later...

Gu Yunchu closed the door of the deserted house with a sense of ritual, and said with a strange dry smile.

"It seems that the people in the underworld may celebrate the festival early, hehe. Then... let's go back to celebrate the festival first."

A month ago, she never thought in her life that she would take the initiative to eat a big bowl of prison food one day!

And a few days ago, she never thought that she would have a day when she would take the initiative to eat a big bowl of prison food!

No matter how busy the underworld is, Xue Wei is also an official, right?

Not to mention being an official, even if an ordinary villager's family dies with a fat pig weighing more than a hundred catties, they will be saddened like a river. As a result, Xue Wei died, and no one from the underworld has come to look for them?Not to mention people from the underworld, they don't even have close friends who try to avenge Xue Wei.

Good guy, I thought how powerful this smiling tiger is, but this is it?That's it?

You've been mixed up in the officialdom and love affairs... What a failure!

No matter what, since you can't eat a big bowl of prison rice, you have to eat this mooncake anyway.Dongting Dragon Lord wrote letters to urge him.

Because the three of them were friendships of criminals for the time being, and Chen Su had no place to go, so Ao Yan invited her to go to Dongting Lake to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with her.

The Dragon Palace in Dongting Lake is no different from when Gu Yunchu first came here, it is still so resplendent and magnificent.Even Chen Su couldn't help staring blankly for a moment.

"As expected of the Dragon Palace, it is indeed gorgeous."

"That's right, when I first came here, my eyes were almost blinded by these jewels."

As Gu Yunchu said, he couldn't help but glance at the priceless coral and jade.

The system sister reminded: [Be careful of your saliva. 】

Gu Yunchu was dissatisfied: [What nonsense, am I so greedy for money? 】

The younger sister of the system elongated her tone: [Are you not greedy for money?I don't know who actually took his younger brother to pry the floor tiles of Dongting Dragon Lord.Who is it?Strange, why can't I remember the name, lovely Gu Yunchu, do you know who it is? 】

Gu Yunchu froze, and quickly retorted.

[I was just drunk at the time, and now I am not the same person I was at the beginning. I have a little savings now, okay? How can I buy a few hundred...dozens of floor tiles made of mere sapphire? ... How many dollars? 】

Gu Yunchu thought back to the sapphire floor tiles that were much larger than the world, complete and of the highest quality, and silently calculated his savings, and finally found with tears streaming down his face that all his wealth was not enough to buy the floor tiles from Dragon Palace for himself Build a toilet.Just barely lay a squat pit.

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The younger sister of the system still hasn't cultivated to the level of Gu Yunchu. Seeing that she has made people shut up, her conscience hurts, and she even took the initiative to coax people.

[Although you are not as rich as the Dragon Palace, you are trying to make a fortune, and let me tell you a good news, the Mid-Autumn Festival is limited to benefits, tomorrow you will get a green card or more, how about it?Are you excited? 】

[Oh, I should draw a card. 】

Gu Yunchu counted his fingers and found out in despair that his wallet had shrunk sharply once again.

In this beautiful Mid-Autumn Festival, she is not sure whether her good wishes will come true, but she will definitely succeed in reaping the poor and the ugly.

Thinking of this, she burst into tears, choked up in her heart.

[I don't have any other requirements. Ugly is destined anyway, so I only ask for one thing. Can our hair be thicker and the color normal? 】

Since getting Scary Granny, her hair has been weird, either drastically reduced to bald, or walked around with a head of bright green hair.Of course, no matter how the hair changes, only ugliness is the eternal theme.

Sister System couldn't help feeling sorry for her.Hey, it's not easy for Gu Yunchu.

After everyone entered the Dragon Palace, they found that Dongting Dragon Lord and Mrs. Dragon Lord seemed to have gone out and were not at home for the time being. However, with Ao Yan, there was no need for others to arrange it. He could directly take people to the room in the side hall to put things down .

Before taking a few steps, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan saw a familiar figure.

Gu Yunchu immediately greeted her enthusiastically.

"Huh? Yan Chixia, are you here too?"

Unexpectedly, Yan Chixia turned around in the corridor, but her face was expressionless.Even the unshaven beard couldn't stop him from elongating his face.

"I'm not here, I've been here all the time. Did you forget that when you left, you didn't take me away at all. It was still midsummer when you left, and now it's almost Mid-Autumn Festival."

This sturdy man with a thick back and waist said quietly like a resentful woman.

Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan froze, and suddenly remembered.

Because the situation was urgent at that time, Ao Yan followed Gu Yunchu to Raksha Country, and then wanted to hurry back, but encountered too many things on the way, and several months passed before he knew it.

The most terrible thing is that because they were too busy with things, they completely forgot about Yan Chixia. Even if they sent a letter to Dongting Dragon Lord, they never thought of asking Yan Chixia who was abandoned by them in the Dragon Palace.

Gu Yunchu met Xiong Nan's resentful eyes, and hurriedly waved his hands with guilt.

"How is it possible, how can we forget you? Isn't it urgent that we don't care about you. "

"Has the situation been urgent for months?"

Yan Chixia looked at them expressionlessly.He looked at Chen Su who was following him.

"Gu Yunchu, haven't you noticed that you are a little fatter. The food you ate along the way was good? It seems that you have made new friends."

In fact, he is not so repulsed to live in the Dragon Palace, after all, there is wine and meat here, and there is a new friend like Dongting Dragon Lord, but the key is...you have sent so many letters to Dongting Dragon Lord, asking questions The air, even if the floor tiles in the room were loose, he wanted to mention it, but he didn't even ask him a word.

Is he just so non-existent?

The friendship of the three...is it really too crowded? QQ

Gu Yunchu was taken aback. Didn't expect Yan Chixia to be a big-hearted person with strong observation skills?

"No, no, we are busy all the way, how could we gain weight? This... this is actually edema? You don't know, what we have encountered recently is too thrilling, and I am anxious about this thrill, When I'm anxious, I can't sleep at night, and when I can't sleep, I get edema!"

Gu Yunchu turned to look at Ao Yan.

"Ao Yan, are you right?"

Ao Yan nodded skillfully.

"Correct!"

Yan Chixia; & Chen Su: ...