Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Gu Yunchu was taken aback.

What kind of operation is this, to go back and sue the parents after being beaten outside for being cheap?

Her first reaction was naturally, who cares about you.

If you hit it, hit it, and if you dare to beep beep blindly, then pick an auspicious day and beat it again.

But seeing old man Xin's family flustered, Gu Yunchu realized something was wrong.Seeing Xin Shishiniang's complexion tangled for a long time, she finally left with the servant girl with a generous look.

Gu Yunchu wanted to stop him but failed, so he couldn't help but grabbed old man Xin and asked.

"Who is it that makes you so afraid?"

Ao Yan also couldn't bear to act like this.

"I've never heard of any county lord, who is this person from?"

Old man Xin glanced at them, as if he was grateful that they just met by chance, but he still thought about his daughter sincerely, so he couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

"Actually, to tell you the truth, we are not humans, but foxes."

When he said this, he kept looking at Gu Yunchu and the others, making sure that there was nothing strange about them before continuing to explain.

The Lord Jun they are talking about is not an ordinary person, to be precise, she is a ghost.

Is she some kind of powerful old ghost?

No, Mrs. Xue is not much better than Granny Qin.Just an ordinary old ghost.The reason why she is so arrogant and the little maids she sends are so arrogant is because she married a powerful husband.Xue Wei.

This man was a minister in his life, and after his death he became the patrol envoy of the five capitals, responsible for monitoring the ghosts and ghosts in this area, and the ghost foxes hundreds of miles around all obeyed his orders.

The world of monsters is much crueler than the world of humans.

Even if a human official falls in love with someone's girl and wants to marry her by force, he will be charged with robbing a civilian girl, or the black hat will be gone.

But in the world of monsters, the strong control the life and death of the weak.

If Xin Shishiniang doesn't go, that Junjun Xue will be angry, and I'm afraid that even the foxes in their family will not be able to escape death.

Speaking of this, old man Xin seemed to remember that Gu Yunchu and the others had an enmity with Feng Yuan, so he hurriedly reminded him.

"I never thought that Kuangsheng was the nephew of the Jun Jun. You guys should leave quickly. Otherwise, you will be implicated."

These words are true, Gu Yunchu and others have not spoken yet.The maid who took Xin Shishiniang away came again, and this time she specified that she was going to take Gu Yunchu and others to meet that Junjun Xue.

In the wilderness, in a gorgeous mansion.At the top of the main room is sitting an old woman in brocade clothes, it is Jun Xue Jun.

And next to her was Feng Yuan who was sitting and had already changed into clean clothes.

"Don't worry, I'll make the decision for you."

Jun Xue gave Feng Yuan a loving look, and after seeing the bruise on the other's face, his complexion was very bad.

"So that those who dare to bully you know that I am not a good-tempered aunt!"

Feng Yuan hurriedly handed over his hands to thank him.There is some suspicion in the eyes.

To be honest, he has never seen this old woman before, but he saw a house here just now when he was running away in a hurry after chasing a donkey. .

But she didn't want to just give a name, and the old woman ran out and said that she was his father's sister and his aunt.

But soon, Feng Yuan couldn't care about these.

Because of the beauty he saw before, Xin Shishiniang was really called!

Feng Yuan greedily looked at the beauty in front of him, he was overjoyed, no matter who this old woman is, anyway, if she can force such a beauty to marry him, it would be a good thing!

Gu Yunchu and others followed the little maid into the big house, and Gu Yunchu's gaze swept around.

She came here first because of Xin Shishiniang, and second because of the title of Tour Envoy of Wudu.

Come in and have a look.There are quite a few servants inside.

An old woman lives here, but needs so many servants to serve her?It's really a day like an emperor.

And as Gu Yunchu and the others were led to walk on the veranda, they heard an old voice saying from a distance.

"My nephew sincerely wants to marry you. I will be a matchmaker today to fulfill you. Are you still willing?"

Xin Shishiniang vomited to death.On the face, he could only act cute and shy.

"The marriage of my daughter's family is a big deal, so be cautious. I only met him once..."

The old voice turned cold.

"He is my nephew. You are the one who has climbed up to marry you with this status. A fox in the mountains, don't you want to climb a higher branch than this?"

Seeing that Xin Shishiniang was silent, she seemed to be frightened, and Xue Junjun resumed her smirk. She clapped her hands and asked people to prepare the things for the wedding. In fact, they were just red candles, red cloth and red lanterns.

In a hurry, where can I get any good things.Of course, Mr. Xue Jun obviously didn't think that a small wild fox deserved a grand wedding.Since the nephew likes it, let's get married tonight and consummate the house.

Xin Shishiniang knew that she couldn't escape, she lowered her eyes and said that she had to go back and tell her parents about such a big matter.

Xue Junjun was obviously very dissatisfied with her repeated evasion.

"I personally act as a matchmaker for you, is there anything wrong?"

Xin Shiniang clenched her fists hidden under her sleeves, her nails almost digging into her flesh.But this bit of pain was nothing compared to the resentment and grief in her heart.She still bowed her head.Even if she is a little fox in the mountains, she also knows that getting married requires the orders of her parents and the words of the matchmaker. If she is so hasty, she would rather die than obey orders!

Xue Junjun looked at Xin Shi Shi Niang coldly for a while, and then he laughed.

"As expected of me, I am ambitious."

She casually pulled a golden hairpin from Xin Shiniang's head, handed it to Feng Yuan, and said bluntly that it was a token and asked him to keep it.

Feng Yuan's face flushed with excitement, he rubbed the pattern on the hairpin with his hands, and his eyes swept over Xin Shi Niang's pretty face like licking.

Xin Shishiniang's pretty face turned pale with disgust, and the cold wind blew by, she was like a dying flower on the edge of a cliff, if there was another strong wind, she would fall off the cliff and be smashed to pieces.

At this moment, there was a bang, and the door was kicked open.

Gu Yunchu, whose anger gauge was already full, stared at him and let out a loud roar.

"I don't agree with this marriage!"

Ao Yan took a sharp step back, and as expected, Gu Yunchu stood at the door, with his hips akimbo, opening his mouth to squirt as if one man was in charge of the other.

"The toad is really powerful now. If you go to the moon and touch porcelain, you can only hit people's knees when you jump up, and you want to bite a swan. I don't even find a mirror to look at my black eyes, my face is white and my body is weak. , dry, skinny, as if she was close to dying on the spot. Just like this, how dare you think about a beautiful woman like Fourteen Niang?"

"It's really a dung beetle wearing a mask, smelly and shameless!"

Xue Junjun was stunned by the scolding at first, and then his face turned dark.

"Where is the stinky girl who dares to scold me?"

Gu Yunchu: "Just scold you, just scold you, what's the matter? What's the matter? Your nephew sincerely proposes, and you are a matchmaker, so he has to happily accept it?"

"You don't even look at what your nephew is. What are you yourself? You are a toad eating peonies, and you are so beautiful! They have worked so hard to raise such a juicy girl, you are the Chinese cabbage in your field ? Randomly pulled out to send beggars?"

"I'm the matchmaker when you open your mouth and shut your mouth. You are a high-ranking or something. You and him are indeed in the same family. It's really a dung beetle yawning. You are so loud!"

"Quickly pull it down. Hurry up and hide this stinky shameless thing in your house. Others think it hurts their eyes when they look at it. What are you talking about? Shit is shit, even if you put him in the sky to stand side by side with the sun , the final destination of this thing is just a toilet in the sky!"

Xue Junjun was so angry that his face turned red.

"You...do you know who I am?! I am the wife of the envoy of Wudu, a majestic county lord, how can I allow you to insult me ​​like this, I will definitely kill you..."

Gu Yunchu laughed mockingly.

"Your Majesty? You treat me like a three-year-old child and let you make it up? Who doesn't know that, although the five capitals are yin gods, they are not emperors of heaven. They don't pay attention to what one person can ascend to heaven! You are nothing but a magistrate It’s a self-proclaimed bullshit, it’s okay to be happy secretly, but you dare to grin in front of me?”

"I think you are really a bat with chicken feathers on your body, you forgot what kind of bird you are!"

Gu Yunchu once again dominated the audience, and everyone looked at her in shock. They never expected that this slender body had such a great momentum, and such a vocabulary without swearing!

Feng Yuan and Junjun Xue who were scolded were very angry.

Especially Xue Junjun, she is probably used to being pampered, even when Xin Shi Niang was a little bit reluctant when she was forced to marry, she could turn her face away, and she was even trembling with anger at this moment.

"You dare...you dare...someone, arrest these people for me! Arrest them all!"

Xue Junjun's old voice sounded sharply.

In the blink of an eye, a group of servants surrounded him, all of them ghost foxes.

Everything happened so fast, Xin Shishiniang recovered from her stupor, and saw those ghost foxes going to catch Gu Yunchu and others.Her face was startled, and she hurried over to save her.

"Miss Gu, thank you for your help, but... hey, I'll try to block them as much as possible, so run quickly!"

Xue Junjun scolded angrily.

"I want to run. It's too late, you have to pay me today!"

Gu Yunchu sneered and kicked a ghost servant away.

"Don't worry, Fourteenth Mother, I'm not acting recklessly. I'm just such an old man. Don't be afraid of her. If she doesn't know what to do, I'll knock out all my dentures for her!"

Before he finished speaking, Ao Yan raised his hand a few times, and sent a group of ghost foxes flying to the ground.Without Gu Yunchu's attack, these ghost foxes are not even enough for him to use his sword.

Feng Yuan looked around in horror.

Before Gu Yunchu said that he was bullying and fearing the hard, he was not wrong. This man just won some favors from Mr. Xue Jun, and he didn’t care about the aunt who appeared in this wilderness, so he started to laugh and start thinking about the other party forcing Xin Shisi Niang to marry him .

But now, seeing the fight between the two sides, and the ghost fox revealing his true body, he was too scared to look any further, and no matter how affectionately he called Jun Xue, who was calling his aunt, just now, he quietly walked around the corner and was about to slip away.

Just then, a pair of shoes stopped in front of him.He looked up in panic, and saw Gu Yunchu fake smile.

"Isn't Huan Xiao thinking about getting married? Why do you still want to run away?"

If it is said that Feng Yuan was greedy for Gu Yunchu's beauty before, now seeing Gu Yunchu's face is just pure fear.He was terrified.He turned his head and wanted to run in another direction.

But the next moment, a hand grabbed his collar and threw him to the ground.

Immediately afterwards, the beautiful girl quickly turned into a green skin ghost with a green face and fangs in his sight.

Feng Yuan's eyes became more and more frightened.

"you you……"

"How? Am I beautiful?"

The green skin ghost rushed to Feng Yuan's side, showing a big smile, the big mouth that almost reached the back of the ear was opened, and it was full of fine and jagged teeth.It seemed that in the next second, Feng Yuan's skin was about to be gnawed off!

Feng Yuan was so frightened that his throat tightened, and he made a loud voice, but he couldn't speak.

At this moment, the green skin ghost suddenly raised his voice.

"What? How dare you call me ugly?"

Feng Yuan widened his eyes in fright and hurriedly shook his head.

No, no, he didn't say anything!

Gu Yunchu pretended not to see Feng Yuan shaking his head, raised his fist angrily and punched him.

"I'm ugly? I'm a popular figure among thousands of boys and girls in the Rakshasa Kingdom. How dare you call me ugly, a mortal, dog-eyed bastard? If I don't give you some flair today, you're afraid You don't even know how powerful I am!"

boom!

The green skin ghost grabbed Feng Yuan by the collar and just punched him.

"This is cyan!"

boom!

"It's purple!"

Boom!

"It's purple-black!"

"Let you dare to call me ugly again!"

Bang bang bang!

"It's black!"

The younger sister of the system was stunned for a while before hesitating.

【Did he call you ugly just now? 】

Why didn't she hear it?

Could it be that one of her programs is broken?

Gu Yunchu paused, and then said deeply: [Although he didn't curse, I heard his inner voice at some point.This guy thinks so! 】

System sister: ...

Feng Yuan, whose eyes were blackened by the beating, shed painful tears.If it wasn't for the tightness in his throat, he wouldn't be able to speak, and he might cry out in tears.

If you want to add a crime, there is no excuse!

Although there were many ghost fox servants in the mansion, they couldn't withstand Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan's two big killers. They sent out violence, and after a while, these ghost fox servants lay flat.

Xin Shishiniang stood aside in shock, surrounded by Xu Sisi and Xu You who were pretending to be ordinary people.

Xue Junjun is just an old woman who bullies others.At this moment, the servants were all defeated, she hid in the corner in panic, and said harshly.

"You are bullying me so much today, so you are not afraid of my husband. Does the envoy of Wudu know what happened today?"

Ao Yan said coldly.

"Is a little five-du patrol worthy to scare me?"

The greenskin grinned, showing sharp teeth.

"That's right, I'm just a little five-du patrol envoy, how dare I put garlic in this pig's nose, pretending to be an elephant? Do you know who we are?"

Xue Junjun said vigilantly.

"Who are you?"

"It's easy to say, easy to say, we come from the handsome, powerful, and invincible master of demons and ghosts, Lord Yin Baicheng,"

Gu Yunchu raised his fist with fanaticism and shouted slogans.

"Among the Three Realms, I am the only one who is invincible, the lord of demons and ghosts, Wencheng Wude, for thousands of years, unifying the Three Realms! 【Note 1】"

Ao Yan, who thought that Gu Yunchu was about to reveal his identity as Qiantang Dragon Lord, was bewildered:? ? ?

And more confused than Ao Yan are the two undercover agents Xu Sisi and Xu You.

The two of them couldn't care less about the disguise for a while, their jaws almost dropped in shock.

God damn handsome, powerful, and unrivaled master of demons and ghosts!

They all just call them masters in private, isn't the title of master of ghosts too crazy?

And you just beat up their master not long ago, where do you have the face to say that you are under the master's seat?

This is what is called a dung beetle... Yes, a dung beetle wears a mask, you smell shameless!

Xue Junjun gritted his teeth.

"I've never heard of this name. How can that guy named Yin Baicheng dare to call himself the Lord of Demons and Ghosts? He wants to unify the Three Realms, so he's not afraid that Feng Da will flash his tongue!"

Gu Yunchu sneered.

"You are an old man with no strength. It's not surprising that you haven't heard the name of my master. My master is just relatively low-key on weekdays and has been hiding in the underworld, but we have been secretly accumulating strength. The so-called Jinlin The thing in the pool will turn into a dragon when it encounters a storm! [Note 2] At that time, the entire Three Realms will belong to my master, and your husband, a small five-city tour envoy, will just be let go by my master as a fart Already!"

Xu Sisi; & Xu You shuddered.

My master is not, my master is not, don't talk nonsense!

They now understand that this stinky and shameless woman got into trouble for fear of affecting herself, so she came here to claim the name of her master!

As expected, she was a woman who was regarded as an enemy by the master. Originally, they thought it was despicable enough for the master to let them be love liars, but they didn't expect this woman to be even better at being despicable!

Xue Junjun was so frightened by Gu Yunchu's sharp mouth that he forgot.Open your mouth and fight back.

"In the end, it's just a nameless thing dormant in the underworld. You laugh at me as a self-proclaimed county lord, and your master is also a self-proclaimed lord of demons and ghosts. Believe it or not, I will spread the word today, so what do you say?" The master will never live in peace!"

Gu Yunchu: Is there such a good thing?

The Greenskin immediately grinned.

"Why don't you dare. My master is the master of demons and ghosts. Now your husband is still the patrol envoy of the five capitals. I won't move you. You'd better persuade your husband to surrender to my master, otherwise my master will rule the Three Realms." When you are young, I will smoke you for three meals a day!"

Xue Junjun laughed back in anger.

"Unify the Three Realms, so what kind of Yin Baicheng still wants to overthrow the Emperor of Heaven?"

Xu Sisi; & Xu You: No, no, no, this is all fake, this woman is cheating on you, don't believe it!Their master really didn't have such a big dream!

Gu Yunchu sneered.

"Of course, as the saying goes, the emperor takes turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year. My master, Yin Baicheng, looks handsome and unrestrained in a skeleton frame, with jade trees facing the wind, powerful mana, and unparalleled in the world. He is about to defeat the Emperor of Heaven! How can he not let the world look up at his pure white femurs when he is so outstanding!"

Xue Junjun shuddered.

"It's just a skeleton, and dare to say that he is more handsome than the emperor of heaven, with a beautiful tree, and... still white thigh bones. Isn't your master also a dung beetle yawning, what a big tone! He doesn't let it go!" Take a pee and take a picture of your own skeleton face to see what kind of ghost you look like... Oh, I almost forgot, he has no such thing as a skeleton."

The green skin ghost seemed to have been violently attacked, pointing at Mr. Xue and trembling with anger.

"You... don't allow you to insult my master. How can the dignified wife of the Wudu patrol envoy speak so vulgarly! Even if my master is a skeleton, he is the most slender and whitest among the skeletons!"

Xue Junjun's eyes lit up, thinking that she had grasped the opponent's weakness, the image of the bloody sprinkler being scolded just now came to her mind, she didn't care about her manners and vulgarity, and immediately imitated Gu Yunchu's previous appearance and sneered.

"I just scolded, so what's wrong with scolding? It's already thankful for a skeleton to become a master. Not only Xiao wants to be the master of demons, but also the emperor of heaven. I think he is blinded by eating lard. I don't know how much my cheap bone weighs!"

"How dare you boast about your martial arts virtues? With his pile of rotten bones, he can't squeeze out a few drops of oil even if he is cooking soup!"

"I don't know how many years it has been buried in the ground. It's still not rotten. I don't think dogs are willing to take a few bites!"

Gu Yunchu was incompetent and furious.

"Ah, you are not allowed to scold my master like that!"

Xue Junjun was proud, and immediately laughed.

"I'll scold you, stinky bones, rotten bones, cheap bones, the bones that should be beaten to pieces, and the useless bones that should be thrown into the cesspit for fatting!"

Gu Yunchu: "Ah, don't scold! Don't scold!"

Xue Junjun: "Hahaha, I will scold you! I will scold you!"

Gu Yunchu's face was full of anger, and he laughed heartily.

[Hahaha, Modo Modo, scold more, scold more, haven't you eaten yet? 】

The younger sister of the system who watched the whole process: ...

Xu Sisi and Xu You watched as the ally's old wife scolded their master, while the seemingly incompetent and furious green skin ghost grinned secretly.

...How could there be such...brazen people in the world!

In this way, under Xue Junjun's "sincere blessing" to Yinbaicheng, Gu Yunchu and others returned triumphantly with Xin Shishiniang.

Not to mention how the old man Xin's family was crying with joy, but also because of the matter of Xue Junjun.

Just to say that Xu Sisi and Xu You began to fall asleep almost non-stop after nightfall

They had to report this matter, otherwise, what if the patrol envoy of the five capitals heard wrong news from Lord Xue and misunderstood their master?

Yu Lan, who was contacted, heard about this incident, and she also provided a lot of evidence. Is it so despicable? !

She had no choice but to report to the master in a hurry.

Unexpectedly, a strange woman with a burnt face followed her familiarly.

It was still the grotto, where the white skeleton frame was bathing in the Wangchuan River for thousands of years.

After Yulan reported everything, she gritted her teeth.

"That Mao Xiaolu's method is really sinister and vicious, and it made us fall into a passive position in the blink of an eye. If the patrol envoy of the five capitals misunderstood, I'm afraid it won't be easily used by us again. Master, what do you think? manage?"

Yin Baicheng: "It's okay, we are friends with similar interests. Even if he misunderstood, he won't cut off the table with me immediately. After he gets the news, he will come to me to ask for clarification. At that time, I will explain a few words." gone."

As for whether the other party believes it or not, it doesn't matter how much he believes, as long as that guy still wants the two treasures in the hands of the chivalrous woman, he will cooperate with him.

Yin Baicheng: "That's right. The ice spring jade pendant is a good thing. It's perfect to be a part of my heart. You have something to eat."

Yu Lan lowered her head: "Yes, I will work well. Whether it is the golden bone, the water-cleaning glass bead, or the ice spring jade pendant, they will all become objects for the master to reshape the body."

"Good boy."

Yin Baicheng tilted his mandible, and smiled in satisfaction.

"How about the rest of the preparations?"

Yulan replied respectfully.

"It's all ready, and it's all hidden in the Frog God."

Gu Yunchu who is hidden in the interlayer between dreams and reality: What is the frog god?

She secretly wrote this down and checked it later when she was ready.

Yin Baicheng was very satisfied with Yulan's answer. "Good job, you go down."

Yulan turned around and was about to leave, but then Yin Baicheng seemed to remember something and stopped her again.

"By the way, repeat what Mao Xiaolu said again."

Yulan was taken aback.I don't know where to start.

Yin Baicheng: "That is, within the Three Realms, I am the only one who is invincible..."

Yu Lan hesitated and said: "In the Three Realms, I am the only one who is invincible, the master of demons and ghosts, Wencheng Wude, for thousands of years, to unify the Three Realms?"

Yin Baicheng's mandible tilted, and his skeleton face smiled evilly.

"That's what I really like. In this way, when you see me in the future, you will say this first. Of course, in private. Do you understand?"

Yulan looked at her master in a daze, and she understood, and she will give orders.

Gu Yunchu also looked confused.

Fuck, this guy is stinky and shameless, even plagiarized her slogan