Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Ao Yan had to deal with two crying bags all night.

The little black dragon was still immersed in the sadness of his imminent death in his infancy, when he heard Gu Yunchu's words at this moment, he immediately misunderstood.He sobbed with an expression of being at the end of the world at the same time.

"Wuuuuuu, Ao Yan, did you take the rat poison and die soon? Wuuuuuu, that's good. Although you are fierce, you can be my company when you get down there."

Ao Yan who doesn't want to be company with the kid below: ...

He stretched out his big hand first, grabbed the little black dragon out of his clothes, and put it on the quilt.

"You are a dragon, and the rat poison in the mortal world will not kill you. And... are you sure you are taking rat poison?"

As he spoke, he looked at Gu Yunchu.

Gu Yunchu said immediately.

"It's just an ordinary hawthorn pill. I deliberately frightened him. The taste is sweet and sour. Eat it to invigorate the spleen and appetizer!"

The little black dragon turned his head in disbelief.

"Are you trying to scare me?"

Gu Yunchu spoke uprightly.

"Who told you to keep stealing my snacks these days. I'm doing this for your own good. Even though you eat recklessly, you should be careful!"

But Xiao Heilong automatically ignored what he said later, and only accepted Gu Yunchu's intentional scaring of him.The little black dragon who was so frightened and cried just now flew up angrily, and wanted to settle accounts with Gu Yunchu.

As a result, when Ao Yan pressed his big hand, it was like Wuzhi Mountain crushing him to death.

The little black dragon kept struggling.He sniffed and said indignantly.

"Let go of me, she bullies the dragon, I want to fight her!"

Gu Yunchu gave the little black dragon a mind-bending blow.

"You still want to fight me? Can you beat me?"

On the other side, Ao Yan taught coldly.

"Who told you to steal her snacks. It's not a good thing to ask yourself. How old are you? There are countless people who are stronger than you in this world. If you meet someone who is cruel and merciless today, how dare you steal his food casually?" , it’s possible to get your little dragon skinned and cramp.”

Some little demons might be afraid of the dragon clan, but evil ghosts like Yin Baicheng would not be merciful when they saw this kind of milk dragon wandering in the mortal world without the care of a big dragon.

In the final analysis, it is better to steal something by yourself first.

The little black dragon was taught a lesson, and immediately withered.Coil yourself up and tuck your head in at the bottom.

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Ao Yan touched his little head, then looked at Gu Yunchu.

"Tell me, what happened to you just now?"

After being reminded like this, Gu Yunchu immediately burst into tears again.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly feel that it's too difficult for you."

No matter how careless he is on weekdays, Gu Yunchu also knows that not to mention such a thing is a deep scar, and the person involved must not want others to know.

So Gu Yunchu swallowed this matter back with tears, and simply said that after he fell asleep, he heard the three goblins discussing the pain caused by the dragon lock ring on Ao Yan's body and half of Jiang Xin.He is going to use this point to make Ao Yan face off with that chivalrous woman, so as to make a series of plots such as patrolling the five capitals and defrauding Na.

No one would be happy to be calculated like this.

Ao Yan's expression turned cold when he heard this.

"I didn't expect them to know a lot."

Then he looked at Gu Yunchu with softer eyes.

"But you don't have to worry too much. After all these years, I have long been used to it. The ice spring jade pendant may be useful to me, but it is not necessary for me..." Yes.

How can you get used to this kind of thing? !

Although she can't understand those lecherous men, it's two different things for a normal man to have something he doesn't use and not to use it!

With tears in his eyes, Gu Yunchu excitedly held Ao Yan's hand again.

"Brother, you don't need to talk about it. Don't care about those goblins who are scheming or not. Since there is such a thing, then we must fight for it. After all, your body is more important than anything else! I will definitely cure you!"

Inside a dimly lit house.

A handsome man is sitting on the bed, and a beautiful girl is sitting by the bed, holding the man's hand with tears in her eyes.

Ao Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he stared blankly at Gu Yunchu, feeling his ears burning hot.The hand that was held was numb and itchy.As if it was no longer his own.I was speechless for a long time.

A while later, after discussing with Ao Yan, Gu Yunchu made a final decision, and decided to see what he had to do at that time. At the same time, whether it is bartering or buying high-priced gold and silver, he must do his best to get the ice spring jade pendant!

Ao Yan really wanted to say that the water-cleaning glazed beads were enough, and the little wounds and pains were nothing to him.But seeing Gu Yunchu actively planning for him, his heart couldn't help but feel warm.Seeing Gu Yunchu's back disappearing, he couldn't bear to look away.

After a long time, he slowly retracted his gaze, and when he turned his head, he met the innocent eyes of the little black dragon.

"You looked at her like that just now, as if you were going to eat someone. Are you hungry?"

"...I'm not hungry."

A trace of uneasiness flashed across Ao Yan's face.

"I don't want to eat people either."

Little Black Dragon: "But you just kept staring at her back."

Ao Yan stuffed the little black dragon into the bed with a blank expression.

"You read wrong, sleep."

Because Gu Ji followed Xu Sisi and Xu You, Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan didn't intend to let them see the little black dragon, so they still let the little black dragon follow them far away during the day.

The little black dragon has a lively and bold personality. He follows behind to tease cats and dogs, and plays with himself, which is very happy.

Gu Yunchu and the others had their own thoughts and set off on the road again. At noon, they started cooking in the wild again.Fortunately, with the lesson from last time, Xu Sisi and Xu You didn't have any troubles anymore.

Autumn is here, and many wild fruits are ripe.

When Gu Yunchu saw jujube and pear trees in the forest, his eyes lit up immediately, and he went over actively and prepared to improve the food for everyone.Because her fitness improved, she quickly climbed the tree.

After picking the fruit, she lowered her head and was about to come down, when she saw a man in the distance looking at her obsessively.

Gu Yunchu frowned, ignored the man, and quickly got down from the tree. She went to the stream to wash the pears and dates.After returning, she proudly showed her achievements to Ao Yan.

"It's too tired to just eat barbecue, let's eat some fruit."

Ao Yan reminded helplessly.

"Most of these wild fruits are very sour and unpalatable."

"Who said that, I think it looks pretty good."

Gu Yunchu looked at the juicy pears and the bright red dates in his bosom, he didn't really believe this, he insisted on tasting them.As a result, as soon as he took a bite of the pear, a sour smell immediately approached Tianling Gai.Sour, she suddenly wrinkled her face into an old woman.

Ao Yan laughed.

"how?"

Gu Yunchu swallowed the mouthful of pears with tears in his eyes, and forced his respect.

"It's... very delicious, very sweet, if you don't believe me, try it. Really, it's very sweet!"

Speaking of which, she promoted her 'sweet fruits' more actively than before.

Everyone: What made you cry, and you still insist on trying to harm them?

As soon as the wind blew, Gu Yunchu, whose mouth was so sour that it was drooling, felt like an idiot.She angrily sat down beside Ao Yan.muttered angrily.

"We have come through so many storms, and you have believed me so many life-and-death crises, but you don't believe me today because of a fruit, Ao Yan, you let me down so much!"

Xu Sisi and Xu You's heart moved. The two finally quarreled. Could it be that their sweet love is about to begin?

Unexpectedly, Ao Yan couldn't be calm, so he directly picked up a branch with a roast chicken inserted in it and handed it over.

"Just baked."

Gu Yunchu put his hands on his hips.

"Do you think I think who Gu Yunchu is? Just half a roast chicken can quench my anger?"

Ao Yan picked up the half roasted rabbit again.

"So what?"

Gu Yunchu looked at the weight, then snorted and took it.

"It's almost there."

Xu Sisi who was still waiting for them to quarrel; & Xu You: ...

Just then, there were footsteps.

"You guys are really very elegant, why don't you add me?"

Everyone looked over and found that it was a young man leading a donkey. Although he was dressed as a scholar, he was not as polite as an ordinary scholar. His eyes kept scanning Gu Yunchu and Xu Sisi obsessively.

Such rude behavior not only made Gu Yunchu and Ao Yan a little impatient, but even Xu Sisi was upset.

She was originally a male monster, but she turned into a woman to seduce Ao Yan for a mission. Which onion or garlic is this guy?Dare to take advantage of her?

Ao Yan raised her eyes and looked over with cold eyes.

"No, I don't know each other before. Your Excellency, it's better not to be too familiar."

"Meeting is fate. My surname is Feng, and I have a single name with an original character. If you tell me your names again, won't we get to know each other?"

Not only did Feng Yuan not leave, but he approached with a smile.There was a smell of alcohol.

Gu Yunchu looked at the wine gourd on his waist, and secretly thought that this is still a drunkard.

She spoke impatiently.

"We are not interested in getting to know you, you'd better stop pestering and leave quickly."

Hearing that her voice was so clear and moving, Feng Yuan didn't want to leave even more.

"Girl, I treat each other with courtesy. Why do you chase me away? Besides, this is not your home. The wild forest by the roadside is naturally where everyone comes and leaves whenever they want."

As a banshee, Xu You dislikes such a man most of the time.

"You scholar, with a pair of thief eyes looking around, can you treat each other with courtesy?"

Feng Yuan spoke bluntly through his drunkenness.

"Eyes are born to see, I see the sky and the earth, even the king of heaven and I don't care about it?"

While speaking, his gaze swept over Xu Sisi's chest.

Xu Sisi's face turned black from being disgusted.

"What a madman, a disrespectful person!"

Feng Yuan sat down on the boulder.Take out the dry food and eat it.A pair of eyes secretly glanced at Gu Yunchu and Xu Sisi from time to time.

"Whatever you say. I'll sit here anyway."

Ao Yan's face turned cold, and he wanted to teach this rude person a lesson, but Gu Yunchu held down his hand.sneered.

"He's right. If you make a move, we'll be at a disadvantage. Doesn't he just like to watch it? Then let him watch it."

The younger sister of the system didn't understand what she meant: [Aren't you the most careful?When did you become so generous? 】

[First, I'm not careful. 】

Gu Yunchu made a solemn statement.

[Second, who said that I will let him go, you must know that only magic can defeat magic!Dare to disgust me, see if I disgust him to death! 】

System sister: ...How dare you say that you are careless?

I saw Gu Yunchu got up and went to Xu Sisi's side, she took a bite of the roast chicken, her eyes swept over Feng Yuan's body, and she laughed when she saw one place.Looking at another place, there was another look of contempt and disdain.Then he whispered something into Xu Sisi's ear.

Xu Sisi, who was not a good person in the first place, understood immediately, her beautiful eyes immediately imitated Gu Yunchu's appearance and shot at Feng Yuan contemptuously.Then he whispered something to Gu Yunchu.

The disgust on his face and the contempt in his eyes seemed to be piercing Feng Yuan's body one by one.It made him uncomfortable and restless.

Finally he couldn't take it anymore, and threw the dry food to the ground.

"What are you laughing at?"

Gu Yunchu spoke sarcastically.

"What do you care about us laughing? We are laughing and laughing, even the heavenly king and I can't control it?"

Feng Yuan was out of breath.

"Then why do you laugh and mutter after seeing me?"

Gu Yunchu raised his eyebrows.

"Who said we looked at you, we looked at the sky and the earth, and we just caught you. As for the ridicule and muttering? The express law says that when we eat, we are not allowed to laugh and mutter, right?"

Everything Feng Yuan said just now was like a boomerang, it flew back and stabbed him several times.He gritted his teeth.

"Nonsense, you guys are clearly laughing at me on purpose! Pointing and pointing behind your back is so rude!"

"We must pay attention to evidence in everything. Our little daughter's family said some private things, so why did they deliberately laugh at you? Don't worry, people like you..."

Gu Yunchu raised his chin slightly, his eyes swept over Feng Yuan.She looks like an old lady who is noble and glamorous, and you are a fart.

"Heh, we're not even interested in looking at you."

"That's right, I'm not interested in seeing you."

Xu Sisi always remembered the task, and looked shyly at Ao Yan while speaking.Indicate your interests.

Feng Yuan's face flushed red.

"You...you...you are men and women mixed together, you have no manners, no shame at all, you are vulgar and vulgar!"

Ao Yan stood up abruptly, and looked at Feng Yuan coldly.

Gu Yunchu also stood up slowly, with a smile on his lips.

"Are you scolding us?"

As the saying goes, alcohol is strong and cowardly, Feng Yuan is addicted to alcohol, he is often drunk, he is indeed a crazy student, he obviously has a grudge against the ridicule just now.Hearing this, he gritted his teeth.

"If you can do it, I can scold you."

"Okay, that's really nice."

Gu Yunchu sneered and clapped his hands.

"Then this is your first choice."

Ao Yan couldn't bear it any longer, and appeared in front of Feng Yuan in a blink of an eye, and kicked Feng Yuan away.

Then he kicked his legs and jumped, and kicked out again, kicking Feng Yuan from the sky to the ground.In the blink of an eye, Feng Yuan's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, he said in panic.

"If you dare to beat me, aren't you afraid that I will sue you at the government?!"

"Yo, I was beaten up, and now I'm finally not crazy?"

Gu Yunchu sneered.

"Then you go and sue. Anyway, you came up to provoke us first, and then insulted us and slandered our innocence. If you act like this, as long as you don't beat us to death, you will have to suffer no matter how we beat you. You will be sued." We're fine with the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, no way, you still have to be beaten up!"

Feng Yuan's brain, which had been eroded by alcohol, finally came to his senses. He knew that he was unreasonable, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he had no choice but to run away in despair.It's just that he is a madman after all, and even after being beaten like this, he still has to say a cruel word.

"You...you wait for me!"

Gu Yunchu thought that she just waited and waited, but unexpectedly, at night, she saw this annoying Feng Yuan again.

At night, the people did not rush to the town in front of them, so they could only sleep in the wilderness for one night. It happened that there was a dilapidated temple not far away.Gu Yunchu and the others planned to sleep there for the night.

The broken walls and ruins inside the ruined temple are dilapidated.It seems that no one has lived in it for a long time.But when Gu Yunchu and the others walked inside, they saw noisy sounds in the courtyard deep in the temple.

Then I saw several men led by an old man beating Feng Yuan, throwing him out of the temple, and even picking up stones and tiles to throw at Feng Yuan.

It was drizzling, Feng Yuan reeked of alcohol, lying on the ground holding his head, screaming in pain.

"Ouch! Ouch! Don't hit! Don't smash it!"

At this time, he caught sight of a corner of his clothes, looked up, and saw Gu Yunchu and others standing there looking at him.

Gu Yunchu silently glanced at Feng Yuan whose nose was bruised and face swollen from the beating.

"...so... you made us wait just to show us how you were beaten again?"

She couldn't help giving a thumbs up.He affirmed Feng Yuan.

"It seems that we were all wrong before. What kind of annoying idiot are you? You are clearly a likable and smart person. Seeing you like this, I can eat a few more bowls of dinner tonight!"

Xu Sisi and Xu You chuckled unceremoniously.Even Ao Yan's eyes showed a sneer.

Gu Yunchu and the others enjoyed watching it, but Feng Yuan felt that it was really a leak and it was raining all night.

"It's you?!"

He raised his head subconsciously, but a stone hit his forehead, which instantly smashed his head.

He heard a cry of pain, got up and rode on the back of his little donkey, and uttered harsh words again.

"You wait for me!"

Gu Yunchu laughed.

"Wait to see you get beaten again? No, no, I can eat up to three bowls tonight, or you can come back tomorrow morning!"

When the old man heard this, he immediately picked up a stone and flew out viciously.

"If you dare to come again tomorrow, I will beat you up again!"

Ao Yan's fingers flashed red, and the stone hit the back of Feng Yuan's head immediately.With a snap, he fell off the donkey and into the puddle.Completely became a drowned chicken covered in mud and water.

The donkey was frightened, and it let out a loud cry, and ran forward with its hooves.

Donkey: Enang!Eun Ang!

Goodbye master, tonight I'm going on a long voyage!

Feng Yuan ignored the pain all over his body, and hurried to chase after him.

"Don't run! Come back!"

The old man seemed to be relieved, and spat on the ground.Then when he looked at the crowd, he immediately changed into another expression, and bowed his hands in a gentle and elegant salute.

"What are you doing here?"

Ao Yan cupped his hands.

"I missed Sutou late at night. I saw an ancient temple here, so I came in. I also asked the old man to let us stay overnight and leave tomorrow morning."

Seeing this, the old man smiled and said kindly.

"We were just drifting away and living here temporarily. A few of you can stay here naturally, and you don't need to come with me for permission."

Then he gestured with his hand.

"Now it's getting darker and the dew is heavier. Let's go into the house with me and drink a few cups of hot tea to warm up."

Gu Yunchu smiled sweetly.

"Then thank you, old man."

She has seen a lot, and although she still doesn't know how to look at Qi, she has a bit of eyesight, and she can tell at a glance that this old man should not be a mortal, but a goblin.

When I entered the house, it was still a little messy.Some people are cleaning up, and there are a few very beautiful young ladies among them.

Gu Yunchu glanced at it and immediately realized it.It seems that this family should be all foxes.

The old man who claimed to be surnamed Xin was satisfied when he saw that apart from Gu Yunchu, the other two men were drinking tea with their heads bowed in order.Speak a little more kindly.

"Sit down and wait for us to clean up."

When the other party finished packing up, Gu Yunchu asked curiously while holding a cup of hot tea.

"Just now we saw the old man seemed very angry, what happened?"

Old man Xin still gets angry when he thinks about it.

"It's not that that guy is too rude!"

He pointed to the inner room covered by the curtain and said angrily.

"The Kuangsheng surnamed Feng also came to stay tonight. I saw that he was a well-faced scholar, so I invited him in for a cup of tea. I never thought that this person was arrogant and rude. He opened his mouth and asked to marry my daughter. Nineteen daughters, all of them are as beautiful as flowers. If he is a good man, I would naturally want to have many good sons-in-law, but he wrote a bad poem, and I took it to them in the inner room, but my daughters didn't read it. In fact, my old wife didn't agree, so I politely declined, but I didn't think that the man was acting so frivolously, and broke into the inner room directly, saying that if he couldn't be a husband and wife, he had to take a few glances! I was so angry that I killed a few of my daughters, and someone beat him out!"

Although the defense of men and women in this world is not that serious, and a girl's family is walking outside, she will not be looking for death if she is just looked at by others.

But there is an essential difference between looking at girls on the street and directly breaking into the boudoir of a girl's house to look at girls.

Not to mention this era, even in Gu Yunchu's previous life, if a stranger broke into his room directly, he would be very angry.It is enough to show how dissolute and rude Feng Yuan's actions are.

While speaking, the door curtain was lifted, and a beauty in red poked her head out, and met Gu Yunchu's eyes, Gu Yunchu immediately gave him a smile.

Seeing this, old man Xin called her to come out to make tea for everyone.

"This is my fourteenth daughter, we all call her Xin Shishiniang."

After all, it is a fox, and I don't know many big characters, so many fox names are very casual.

Probably because Gu Yunchu's smile just now was too sweet, Xin Shishiniang has a good impression of Gu Yunchu.When refilling tea, he spoke softly.

"Just now when Daddy beat that man out, how many people saw him, but how many people did he scare?"

Gu Yunchu smiled and waved his hand.

"No, no, not only were we not frightened, but we were also very happy. Speaking of it, it was also a fate. At noon today, we actually beat up Feng Yuan."

With that said, she recounted what happened at noon today.

Xin Shishiniang obviously didn't like Feng Yuan's reckless and rude person at all, and she turned cold when she heard this.

"Obviously a scholar who reads sages' books, but he is so careless, he reads all the books into the stomach of a dog!"

Then Xin Shishiniang smiled at Gu Yunchu again.

"But Miss Gu's approach is really beautiful. In fact, when I went home, I happened to meet that person. When he saw me, his eyes narrowed. It was really disgusting. I left quickly at that time, and now I think about it. I feel very aggrieved. "

"People like him are bullying and afraid of toughness. When we encounter such a situation, we will look back directly. The most important thing is to sneer and sneer while watching. It makes him feel ashamed and suspicious of life."

Gu Yunchu actively taught the exclusive secret technique.

"Of course, this kind of practice is best done in places with many people. This kind of person is not a good thing at all, lest he become angry and beat people. Of course, if you are Fourteen Niang, you have some martial arts skills, or the people in your company have It's even better if he can beat him, as long as he makes a move, we can beat him up, and the reason is still on our side, even if he sues the Heavenly King, it's useless."

A beautiful vixen like Xin Shiniang has long been annoyed by this kind of thing, but she has practiced the right way, and she is usually looked at a few times, so she can't do anything directly to those mortals, so she can only sulk herself.

Hearing this method at this moment, his eyes suddenly brightened.Straight praise this method is good!

In the future, if someone looks at her, she will look back. If that person loses his temper and wants to attack, that would be even better, won't she be able to beat him uprightly? !

Xin Shishi Niang: The magical knowledge has increased!

Xin Shiniang and Gu Yunchu hit it off at the first sight, chatting and laughing affectionately.The atmosphere inside the house is very nice.

Just then, someone hurried in.

"There are people from the Junjun."

A little girl dressed as a maid came in. She was only handsome, but she had a haughty attitude, and her eyes swept over everyone in the room.

Old man Xin asked respectfully.

"I don't know what orders the Lord Jun has?"

The little maid raised her chin slightly.Very bluntly said.

"Your Majesty Jun asked me to come and find your fourteenth mother. My lord's nephew wants to see her."

Sensing that the visitor was not kind, old man Xin hesitated.

"This... I don't know who the nephew of the Lord Jun is..."

The little maid spoke. "You guys just met, Mr. Feng Yuan."

Xin Shishiniang froze.I vaguely sensed that something might be wrong.