Underworld Character Simulator [Liao Zhai]

Between reality and dream.

Gu Yunchu stomped his feet: [This Yin Baicheng is not ashamed to plagiarize my slogan! 】

System sister: [... To be precise, it is the slogan of Dongfang Invincible, right? 】

In the middle of the night, Gu Yunchu came to visit Ao Yan's room again.

Their room was tidied up and prepared by the foxes of the Xin family. Although it was in a ruined temple, the room was a bit dilapidated, but the interior was very cozy and warm.

Under the dim candlelight, Ao Yan was teasing the little black dragon with jerky.

Gu Yunchu appeared in the room out of thin air, and immediately told what he spied today.Among them, the shameless Yin Baicheng is highlighted, and what kind of frog god is there.

"Frog God?"

Ao Yan pondered for a moment, then shook his head, expressing that he had never heard of such a god.I think it might be a demon god somewhere.

The so-called demon gods do not refer to the gods cultivated by monsters, but those monsters whose demon nature has not faded, are worshiped by the local people, and have some incense.They are called so-and-so gods in the local area, and most of them also protect the people of one side, but they are not recognized by the heavenly court.

Although they may be powerful, they are not orthodox in the end, even the little land lords and mothers-in-law are inferior. When the thunder calamity comes, it should hit you or hit you.

The little black dragon was eating jerky when he heard that the little black dragon's claws were forked on his slender waist.

"The little monster dares to become a god by himself, it's really a dung beetle yawning, what a big tone!"

Then he hummed again.

"As for the Yin Baicheng, the little skeleton demon dares to say that it will unify the Three Realms. It's really a dung beetle wearing a mask, and it smells shameless."

Seeing his appearance, Ao Yan couldn't help but glanced at Gu Yunchu with a smile.

Gu Yunchu could tell at a glance that this guy was imitating her in the daytime.Immediately a brain collapsed.

"What we said during the day is not a good thing, you little brat, don't imitate it!"

The little black dragon's strength is not high, and his hiding skills are pretty good. He doesn't know where he hides during the day, but he has even learned this.

The little black dragon didn't know where to go, looked at Gu Yunchu with squinting eyes and said proudly.

"Why can't you learn? Are you afraid that in the future, Xiaoye will be better than Lan, and will be better than you? Are you afraid?"

"Yeah, I'm afraid you are so small, and if you get punched by someone, you might cry for a long time, right?"

Gu Yunchu warned.

"Swearing is not a good word. I dare to swear. First, those people deserve it. Second, I know they can't beat me, but if you go out and say something casually, and you provoke powerful people, you little black dragon will suffer. The one you beat up. Like today, if you said this to Jun Xue, the ghost foxes in that yard would not let you go, maybe you would be..."

She gestured to her neck and stuck out her tongue.

"It will be killed."

The little black dragon shivered, most of his body shrank under the table at some point, but he still stuck his neck and said.

"Master... I'm not afraid!"

Gu Yunchu: ... When you say this, can you come out from under the table?

Seeing that he knew how powerful he was, Gu Yunchu didn't scare him anymore.

Ao Yan gave the little black dragon a handful of jerky again, and then took out a letter from his bosom.It was Dongting Dragon Lord's reply.

The little black dragon's parents don't know yet, but the Dongting Dragon Lord is already actively asking the Dragon Clan who lost the child.

Dongting Dragon Lord also found out a little bit about Yinbaicheng.

This is a monster that had a good time 500 years ago. He was not suppressed in the underworld later, but was born underground.

The underworld is an institution, and such a large area underground is called the underworld, the underworld.There are also flowers and trees, mountains and rivers inside.It's just that it's different from the warmth of spring in the human world, the underground is full of gloom, and most of them are nothing to look at.Just like the Wangchuan River full of howling souls and floating snakes and insects.Very hardware-specific.

And there is such a yin mountain in the underworld. One day, a yin god was born in it. As a rare local household registration, he was quickly accepted by the underworld and became a small civil servant inside.

But no one knows that this guy is not the real Yinshan mountain god, but a skeleton buried in the mountain, pretending to swallow the soul of the Yin god that should have been born.

That's right, this guy is almost a high-end version of Mrs. Bones.At birth, he also brought his own real estate (a large yin mountain).

Gu Yunchu said that it is actually pretty good to be able to have such an iron rice bowl right from birth.

But it's just like the old people think that the end of the universe is an iron rice bowl, but some young people don't, and they want to be entrepreneurial youths full of ambition, vowing to do a big business.

Yin Baicheng is such an aspiring young man. He hates the day-to-day life in the underworld, envious of the colorful world in the world, and the wanton behavior of monsters, so he calls friends.He escaped from the underworld and came to the world, wanting to be the king of demons in the world.

Just at that time, it can be regarded as a time when the emperors in the world have no way, and the demons and ghosts are in ecstasy.

At that time, the young and vigorous Yin Baicheng could be said to have infinite scenery. He moved his hometown, the Yin Mountain, directly to the human world, and established a career. Today, he became brothers with this tiger, and tomorrow he will learn martial arts with that leopard head.The day after tomorrow, with a group of confidante girls, good-looking beauties and demons, there are countless paragraphs of you love me, you love him, I don't love you anymore, you love me the most, alluring sadomasochism.

It's a pity that the good days don't last long. The demons and ghosts continued to make troubles to the heaven and the underworld, and the two worlds began to suppress it.

The aspiring young man Yin Baicheng led a group of brothers and lovers to resist, and in the end he pulled out his spine and raised his arms.

Yin Baicheng: Brothers, wherever there is oppression, there will be resistance, fight for me!

It's a pity that a group of demons and goblins are not good at all. There is no principle at all.

The monsters and lovers in Yinbai City immediately cried out with tears in their eyes: Boss, you go first, we will arrive later!

Then he turned his head and ran faster than a rabbit.

That's right, Yin Baicheng was sold backhand by his brother and lover just like that.

Fortunately, Yin Baicheng is not a good thing, he killed his brother and lover without hesitation, and he was sucked in by that Yin Mountain, and together with Yin Mountain, he was forever suppressed under the eighteenth floor of hell, Trapped in the river of Wangchuan, he will always suffer from the pain of being eaten by snakes and insects.

Gu Yunchu picked up the previous letter and understood it in his own words, then said seriously.

[Then the question is, what does this story tell us? 】

System younger sister: [Uh... You need to be cautious when starting a business, and investment is risky? 】

Not only did Yin Baicheng not choose the right direction to start his business, but he also chose the wrong partner. As a result, when he encountered difficulties, he was sold backhandedly.

And those brothers and lovers of Yin Baicheng, who invested in Yin Baicheng, obviously had no vision, followed the wrong path, and finally ended up dead without a place to die.

[No, you only saw the most superficial layer.If you study carefully, you will find that there is one thing written between the lines. 】

Gu Yunchu slapped the letter paper on the table.Determined.

"Yin Baicheng is definitely someone in the underworld, and the underworld's punishment for him is absolutely worthless!"

Although other demons and goblins are also deadly and suppressed, but look at the treatment of Yin Baicheng.

The letter said that he was finally sucked in by his own yin mountain, and he was beaten into the underworld together.In other words, the grotto she had been seeing before was the interior of Yinshan Mountain.

What is that Yin mountain? It is the hometown of Yin Baicheng!

Let me ask, who would put the prisoner in prison after remodeling his hometown?Is it true that nerds and nerds are crazy about it?

As for the water of Wangchuan River in that pond, it can trap people's souls?

Hehe, I'm sorry, it's as simple as going to the toilet when the ghosts of Yin Baicheng come out of their bodies and come to the world.As soon as it came, it made a mess in the world.

Besides, he will suffer forever from being devoured by snakes and insects?

The evil ghosts in the Wangchuan River will indeed be so troublesome, but the body of Yin Baicheng is a skeleton without flesh and blood, and the ghost is hidden in the body, how can those snakes eat him?

Anyway, during these two peeps, Gu Yunchu did not see any snakes and insects biting him in the pool.

Coupled with the letter saying that Yin Baicheng used to be an employee of the underworld, and the recent discovery that he, a criminal, personally said that he and the five capital patrol envoys are good friends, and it seems that they are still dating, everything seems to be very clear.It's nothing more than officialdom and favors.

Gu Yunchu thought of something, turned his head and said.

"By the way, the letter you wrote to Hades before..."

Ao Yan said coldly.

"There is no response, like a stone sinking into the sea."

With Gu Yunchu's words, even if he didn't understand these things on weekdays, he vaguely understood them.

Yin Baicheng used to be a member of the underworld, even though he is heinous and is now suppressed in the underworld, perhaps because of his former friendship or interests, there are still people in the underworld protecting him.

He couldn't help but curse.

"The majestic hell, it's disgusting to behave like this!"

Gu Yunchu frowned.

"It seems that the road of going to the underworld may be very difficult to get through."

Maybe there are only a few people in the underworld who are secretly sheltering Yin Baicheng, but she and Ao Yan don't even know half of the people in the underworld, so the situation is somewhat passive.Even Gu Yunchu was a little worried, what if the person who shielded Yin Baicheng secretly tricked her?

Don't you see that a character as powerful as Brother Hou can be seduced by evil spirits?

No matter how powerful she is, she is not as capable as Brother Hou, who can make trouble in the underworld and tamper with the book of life and death.

At this moment, Ao Yan spoke.

"This...you don't have to worry. After all, you are not an ordinary person, and the people of the underworld dare not seduce your soul at will."

As he spoke, he motioned Gu Yunchu to look at another piece of letter paper in the envelope.

Gu Yunchu picked it up suspiciously and looked at it. Compared with the previous one, this piece of letter paper had very few words.It was about the golden bone that Ao Yan asked about before.

The full name of the golden bone is meritorious golden bone and meritorious golden body.It is the product of cultivating great merit, washing the marrow with the golden light of merit, and reshaping the root bone.It is something like Buddhist relics and Taoist golden elixir.

Compared with cultivating Buddhism and Taoism, which have traces and traces, cultivating merit is obviously more difficult, so that for tens of thousands of years, almost no one has succeeded.

Because before the cultivation is completed, the mortal body cannot use the golden light of merit. At most, it can use the golden light of merit to clear the mind and break through obstacles more easily.In other words, there is almost no reward until the cultivation of merit and virtue is not successful.If you want to protect yourself, you have to learn other things.

It is difficult to cultivate merit. After all, things with great merit are not so easy to encounter. If you blindly pursue doing good deeds for the sake of great merit, and always ponder before doing things, after a long time, you will inevitably lose your heart and go astray. road.

Just like this, it is very exhausting, but the golden light of merit in the early stage surrounds the side, just like the Tang monk holding a loudspeaker and saying that he ate his immortality.Often coveted by demons and ghosts.Without the ability to protect yourself, you can only wait for death.

At the same time, the early stage of meritorious deeds does not increase lifespan.After finally getting bald, he practiced martial arts diligently and worked hard to cultivate merits, but it didn't take long for him to realize that his life span was up.

Therefore, those who vainly try to rely on meritorious deeds to soar in the daytime must have great perseverance and great opportunities.

The only advantage is probably that cultivating merits and virtues will not get stuck, like cultivating Buddhism or Taoism, where you will not be stuck in one realm for many years.

But in the later stage, the golden light of the huge merits and virtues is all absorbed into the bones. From then on, you can live for hundreds of years, and you can stay young forever.

Such an immortal, because of his great merit and virtue, is loved by the Dao of Heaven, and his strength after ascension is by no means comparable to that of ordinary immortals.

But because it was so difficult, for tens of thousands of years, all the immortals practiced merits before becoming immortals just to ensure that Lei Jie would not cut himself, keep a clear mind, and avoid demons.Few people cultivate great merit and become immortals.

But the current Gu Yunchu is equivalent to a recommended student, his name has been recorded by the heavenly court, and there may be filth in the underworld, but it is an orthodox institution after all. Some people dare to kill mortals, but absolutely no one dares to kill a quasi-immortal. .

Ao Yan didn't know it before, but now he also understood the power of the golden bones, he said to Gu Yunchu.

"Congratulations. When your merits and virtues are complete, you can become a fairy."

The little black dragon poked his head out at some point, and looked at Gu Yunchu in disbelief.

"A bad woman like you can become a fairy?"

Heaven is unfair!

Gu Yunchu looked at the letter paper in a daze, but when he heard Ao Yan's words, he threw the letter paper on the table as if getting an electric shock.A pair of almond eyes widened in shock.

"Congratulations? What's so exciting about this!"

Then she seemed to agree with the little black dragon.

"As he said, I'm so bad, I... I snatch children's candied haws, I like to scare people, I'm narrow-minded, stingy, and talk back, I'm like this, how can I still be a fairy? No, no, I I feel that the standards of gods should be higher, people like me are definitely not acceptable!"

System sister: So you have such a clear understanding of yourself?

Ao Yan disagreed.

"You are very good. You are considerate and honest. You never care about the gains and losses after helping others. Why are you so self-deprecating? You deserve it after you have completed your merits and virtues."

Gu Yunchu hurriedly waved his hands.

"No, no, I'm not as good as you said."

Ao Yan frowned: "You have."

Gu Yunchu: "I haven't."

"You have!"

"I do not have!"

Seeing Ao Yan's persistence, Gu Yunchu covered his head with a headache.

"Okay, I have, but... can't I become a fairy?"

Ao Yan doesn't understand. "Why don't you want to become a fairy?"

Isn't becoming a fairy something that everyone in the world wants to do?

Gu Yunchu gave up on himself.

"Because I'm lazy, I don't want to work. I confess, I plead guilty, what I said before was all lies. I can watch dung beetles pushing dung balls all day long, they are just guys who don’t want to work!”

Old people say that the end of the universe is an iron rice bowl, but young people have their own ideas. Young people like Yin Baicheng want to start their own businesses.And a young man like her just wants to eat and wait to die.

Humans are probably such creatures of constant regret.It was enough to be a social animal in her previous life, she wanted to be reborn as a cat.

Finding that this wish cannot be fulfilled, she will most likely be reincarnated as a social animal in the future, so she resolutely followed the system to this world, and Gu Yunchu made an oath at that time.

"From the first day I opened my eyes and saw the world, I swore that I would never work for others!"

Ao Yan was silent for a moment: ... You were still a baby on the first day you opened your eyes and saw the world, right?As expected of Yunchu, has he had such...great ambitions since he was a child?

Gu Yunchu didn't pay attention to Ao Yan's silence, only immersed in his own sadness.

It was agreed that she would no longer be a social animal, but now someone tells her that she will fly to the sky to stand side by side with the sun, and work diligently for the heavenly court from then on, and she is still sentenced to life imprisonment?

Among other things, the gods in Journey to the West are so miserable. Those who watch the gate, those who watch the stove, those who thunder, and those who rain, in short, they all perform their duties.There is a dragon inside and the wrong amount of rain falls, and the head is moved with a click!

The most frightening thing is that gods don't need to eat, drink, and shit, and social animals don't have the last bit of paid shit fun!

God, earth, this day is really impossible!

The corners of Ao Yan's lips curled up slightly when he was teased by Gu Yunchu's appearance.

Suddenly understood that she can cultivate great merit, but do good deeds, don't ask about the future, this sentence is the most appropriate for her now.

He was trying to reassure her that it wasn't as bad as she thought, when he heard a voice from outside.

"This is strange. Everyone wants to become a fairy, but you do the opposite."

Ao Yan and Gu Yunchu were startled, and turned their heads to look.

They didn't even notice that anyone was eavesdropping.

"Who's there?"

Gu Yunchu's eyes were wary.

The open window was pushed open, revealing a cold-faced woman outside the window. She was dressed as a man, not pretending to be a man, but her hair was tied up with a crown, and she was wearing a black bunt. A small wine gourd was tied, a leather scabbard, and a small silver sword stuck in it.

He was clearly gorgeous, but that frosty aura overwhelmed the beauty, revealing a heroic spirit in his eyes.

Her whole body is like a sword, exuding sharpness and strength, she is different from the girls Gu Yunchu has seen.In a daze, it was as if the indifferent and capable heroine in the book had stepped out.

Ao Yan frowned.

"Who are you? It's not a gentleman's job to come here late at night to eavesdrop on other people's conversations."

"But I'm not a gentleman."

Not only was the woman not ashamed, but she slipped in through the window on her own.

"As for who I am. Don't you know?"

"Should we know?"

Gu Yunchu was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the woman, and was surprised.

"Could it be...you are the supervisor who came to drag me to the sky to do hard work?!"

The woman paused in her footsteps: "...What misunderstanding do you have about Tianting? Tianting is not a mine salt farm for hard labor in the world."

As a supervisor, does she want to use another leather whip to meet the occasion?

Gu Yunchu pouted.

"Then you are playing charades here again. Anyway, I can be sure that I have never seen you, if I did."

Ao Yan also said that she had never seen a woman before.

The woman said calmly.

"My name is Chen Su. You say you don't know me, but I heard that you want to steal two treasures from me."

"Grab the baby? We are not strong..."

Gu Yunchu subconsciously wanted to deny it, but then reacted abruptly.

"You are that heroine."

Chen Su "I don't dare to be a chivalrous woman, but I just learned a few boxing skills."

Hearing this, Ao Yan glanced at the small sword on her waist and sensed it carefully, and she really sensed the aura of the Dragon Clan.

Gu Yunchu was curious.

"Where did you hear that we were going to rob you?"

Chen Su looked at her with appreciative eyes.

"Someone is following up on my news recently. I inquired about it, and they said that you instructed me."

"Someone deliberately poured sewage on us?"

Gu Yunchu, who had done the same thing before, was furious.

"It's either Yinbaicheng or the five capitals patrol envoy! Smelly shameless!"

Ao Yan frowned: "This is not what we did. Before yesterday, we didn't know about you. We are definitely not the kind of people who take things by force."

Chen Su raised her eyes. "Knowing people, knowing the face but not knowing the heart, how do I know whether what you say is true or not?"

Gu Yunchu was about to refute, but suddenly his eyes moved slightly.raised eyebrows.

"If you really believe in this rumor so much, then why did you take the initiative to appear in front of us?"

If they really wanted to steal Chen Su's things, they might already be thanking God for the gift at this time.

Chen Suding looked at her, and suddenly smiled. Her smile was extremely touching, as beautiful as peaches and plums.

"I've heard of you. Fairy Zhaoxia."

Gu Yunchu was dazzled by the beautiful young lady's smile just now, and turned his head for a moment.

It's been a long time since I heard the nickname Zhaoxia Fairy.

Among her many titles, this one is the most decent.

Chen Su: "My surname is Chen, and Chen from Erdong Chen should be Chen Fang's distant cousin. I haven't contacted her for a long time. Not long ago, I heard that there was a demon in her house. I went to have a look and saw you. portrait."

It was precisely because the person in the portrait seemed to be the same person as the person she had recently heard about robbing her of her treasure, and she had a vague sense that something was wrong recently, so she wanted to check it out with her own eyes.

Originally, she just wanted to check secretly, but this person's personality is really interesting, she finally thought about it, and stood up.

Chen Su was confident that even if he guessed wrong and couldn't beat these two, he still had the ability to save his life.

Gu Yunchu was taken aback.

"portrait?"

Chen Su smiled.

"That's right, my cousin Chen Fang painted many portraits of you, hung them all over the inner room, and enshrined them every day. I'm afraid my cousin is also responsible for your merits and virtues."

Hang your own portrait all over the room?

Gu Yunchu imagined the scene for a while, and rarely blushed.The ones who are proud of themselves are about to raise their tails.

[Cough... As expected, it was right not to ask for wages that day, otherwise it would be a sin, a sin to destroy my young lady's admiration and beautiful fantasy for me! 】

The younger sister of the system who accompanied her along the way was speechless: [Come on, I'm so embarrassing now, I don't know who was so poor and hiccupping from crying.In my dreams, I was crying for the copper coins I lost. 】

Gu Yunchu pretended to be stupid: [Huh?Have it?It's been so long, I don't remember it. 】