Xiao Gong eats meat every night

Zhu Yunbo raised his hand to pinch his face, and grinned.

"Idiot, what are you doing!" Bai Wenxiu was furious in his heart, who allowed you to do that to my tender face that I haven't pinched yet!

Zhu Yunbo frowned and replied: "I'll see if it's a dream... Well, Mr. Wen Xiu, it doesn't seem like a good habit to take other people's things?"

Zhu Yunbo bit the bullet and said cautiously.

"Bastard! You think I stole your money!" Bai Wenxiu raised his eyebrows, and tightly clamped Zhu Yunbo's chin with two fingers, and lifted him up forcefully, forcing him to look up at himself.

Sensing Bai Wenxiu's surging anger, Zhu Yunbo felt his scalp go numb.

"No, no, no! How dare I! What's mine is yours, and what's yours is yours!" Facing power, Zhu Yunbo hesitated!

"What's yours is mine?" Bai Wenxiu murmured after thinking about it carefully.

When Zhu Yunbo saw that Bai Wenxiu was soft but not hard, he immediately said cutely, "Yes, yes, yes, my people, money, and everything belong to Mr. Wenxiu! You can use whatever you want! Take it! Take it! "

In order to show his arrogance, Zhu Yunbo bit down the last few words heavily, emphasizing them deliberately.

"Your person and your heart are also mine?" Bai Wenxiu's eyes gradually softened, and the strength of his fingers gradually weakened.

As if you didn't say that?Zhu Yunbo thought about it.But whatever, it's all the same!As long as you don't wear flattery, you are king!

Zhu Yunbo grabbed Bai Wenxiu's hand that was supporting him, slowly took it off and put it on his chest, and said "affectionately": "Everything Wen Xiujun said is right...so, the bonus. …”

Speaking of bonuses, Bai Wenxiu's face turned cold and arrogant again, and he snorted and said contemptuously: "Ordinary people are stupid and cunning! Go to the study and take a good look!"

Zhu Yunbo went to the study suspiciously, and saw a room full of sacks bulging there.

"This is...?" Zhu Yunbo walked over, untied a sack, put his hands in it, and picked up a handful of rice.

The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he said to Bai Wenxiu: "Mr. Wenxiu, you just want to fatten me up, so you don't need to exchange all the bonuses for rice, ha ha =="

"Stupid! You don't even look carefully at the prizes on the registration announcement!"

Zhu Yunbo slandered: Didn't you let me participate? You said there were [-]!Now call me stupid again!Well, you are a great god, what you say counts...

Under the persecution of Bai Wenxiu's eyes, Zhu Yunbo opened the webpage and carefully looked at the entry page.

finally!After the string of zeros in [-], he found the small three words—grains of rice.

"I'm cheating! Isn't this one hundred thousand grains of rice!!!"

Zhu Yunbo was also elated, he grabbed his phone and frantically "called" the organizer!

It was a little late, Zhu Yunbo thought he couldn't get through, but just before he hung up, the phone was picked up.

Zhu Yunbo scolded into the microphone: "You cheating organizer, how dare you cheat your grandpa like this! I'll count the rice in a while, and I'll sue you at the Industrial and Commercial Bureau if there is one grain missing!"

Without waiting for the other party to reply, Zhu Yunbo hung up the phone gracefully!

Ah~ The feeling of training people is really cool~ No wonder everyone in the yard wanted to train themselves before, and finally I can experience it!Zhu Yunbo thought in a comfortable mood.

Bai Wenxiu stared at him like an idiot playing the complete set, turned around and went back to his room to get ready to rest.

Zhu Yunbo hurriedly called to stop him: "Mr. Wenxiu!"

Bai Wenxiu glanced at him slightly, Zhu Yunbo said with a dry smile, "Hehehehe, it's still early, why don't we do some exercise together?"

"Hmph, shall I count the rice with you?"

"Uh, hehehehe, can you chat while counting to increase your relationship?" Zhu Yunbo blinked his fluffy eyelashes, trying to make his eyes more sincere.

Bai Wenxiu suddenly stopped, and actually came back!

Zhu Yunbo looked over blankly, and Bai Wenxiu snorted coldly, and said, "Idiot, what are you doing in a daze!"

Just now, Zhu Yunbo just scolded the organizer in anger. Seeing that the study has been piled up like a warehouse, and there is no place to stay, it really takes a few meters? !

But he completely underestimated the self-cultivation of a god, Bai Wenxiu did what he said, kicked Zhu Yunbo a few times, and urged him to quickly move the rice to the living room.

While Zhu Yunbo poured the rice in the living room bitterly and bitterly, he was already slapped countless times in his heart for his cheap mouth.

One grain, two grains, three grains... 110 one, 110 two, 120 three...

Zhu Yunbo's eyelids twitched, and he didn't even notice the wrong ones.

"Sting!" There was a sound of electric current, and Zhu Yunbo's head, which was about to rest on his knees, suddenly lifted up!

"Mr. Wenxiu, I'm counting seriously!" Zhu Yunbo said tremblingly, he has already had a conditioned reflex to the sound of the dragon chanting the whip, as long as he hears the sound, he can't help shaking three times, and now he immediately loses sleepiness !

"Idiot! You don't know if you counted wrong!" Bai Wenxiu knocked on the floor with a whip, his eyes full of contempt.

Zhu Yunbo responded obediently, and could only count the pile just now again.

Zhu Yunbo's heart has already burst into tears, one hundred thousand rice grains, but when will it be a head QAQ

Half an hour later, Zhu Yunbo was still murmuring the numbers in the end, but his head was hanging on the floor with great difficulty, the rice grains he was holding were scattered on the palm of his hand, and he was paralyzed on both sides of his body.

Zhu Yunbo shivered involuntarily when the cool evening wind blew in after autumn.

Bai Wenxiu slowly opened his eyes and adjusted his breath, feeling the cultivation in his lower body, but there was no change.Sure enough, it can only be solved by sucking fat?Bai Wenxiu let out a long sigh.

He glanced over coldly, and seeing Zhu Yunbo's posture as if bowing to him, a strange feeling suddenly appeared in his heart.It is natural in his consciousness to be admired by mortals as a god, but when he saw Zhu Yunbo doing this, he felt unspeakable pain all over his body.

At this time, Zhu Yunbo snored slightly, he was really tired.

Bai Wenxiu snorted coldly and stood up, not intending to talk to Zhu Yunbo.

"Mr. Wenxiu~" An almost coquettish dream language successfully stopped Bai Wenxiu's footsteps.

At this time, he had already walked to the door of the bedroom, and looked back at Zhu Yunbo in the "kneeling" posture, with an imperceptible temperature flashing in his eyes.

The dragon's whip was quietly extended as he wished, and it was gently wrapped around Zhu Yunbo's waist.

Bai Wenxiu hooked his fingers, and the Dragon Crying Whip wrapped around Zhu Yunbo and slowly raised it, moving it over little by little.

When he landed beside Bai Wenxiu, the dragon chanted his whip slowly withdrew, and Zhu Yunbo fell limply in Bai Wenxiu's arms like a boneless chicken.

Zhu Yunbo wrapped his hands around Bai Wenxiu's waist unconsciously, and hugged him tightly, and said with a smile at the corner of his mouth: "Mr. Wenxiu, you are warm and cool, so comfortable~"

Bai Wenxiu's fingers stiffened, and they rested on Zhu Yunbo's shoulder.

Damn, shouldn't he be thrown on the bed? What are you doing so gentle?Bai Wenxiu thought angrily.

Gentle...?Sealed for a hundred years, do you still understand temperature?

Naturally, Zhu Yunbo didn't know all of this, so he took Bai Wenxiu as a pillow and slept peacefully all night, feeling comfortable physically and mentally!

Zhu Yunbo, who was sleepy, was just about to stretch when he suddenly felt his body lighten, and then fell to the ground under the influence of gravity.

We refer to this set of parabolic motion for short - kicked out of bed!

Bai Wenxiu gritted his teeth and cursed: "Shameless!"