Xiao Gong eats meat every night
Chapter 22 Fierce Competition
While chewing food with difficulty, Zhu Yunbo looked at Bai Wenxiu with tears in his eyes, and begged: Mr. Wenxiu, I will give up.
Bai Wenxiu raised the corners of his mouth and smiled coldly, put his hand on his neck, hooked his slender fingers, and the Dragon Whip was already in his hand.
Following his thoughts, the Dragon Whip quietly wrapped around Zhu Yunbo's legs, and instantly a feeling of electric shock spread from his legs to his tailbone.
Zhu Yunbo shook his body, and the roast chicken in his hand fell to the ground with a snap.
The host excitedly fanned the flames and heated up the atmosphere: "Oh, the food for contestant No. 32 has been dropped, can't he eat any more! The camera can give a close-up, his eyes are a little dull... ah he Turn around! He grabbed a hairy crab again! Camera! The camera captured the corner of his eye, and a tear slid down! Oh, it’s a pity, it fell off so soon, I don’t know if it was captured or not!”
After Zhu Yunbo paused for a moment, the electric current of the dragon's whip mercilessly hit him!
No, hold on a little longer, or Mr. Wen Xiu will have his skin peeled off!Tears flashed again in Zhu Yunbo's eyes.
Although he has been a loser all the way, he has always been full of enthusiasm for life.He hoped that he could live peacefully until old age, and that was enough.
Could it be that today is the time to bid farewell to this world!
With tears in his eyes, Zhu Yunbo took a bite of the crayfish.
"Ah! Now there are only five contestants left on the stage! Oh, another contestant has fallen! Quick, doctor!" The host shouted vigorously.
Brother Fat Chang's eyes had turned green, but he was staring at Zhu Yunbo firmly, calling madly for himself in his heart!Never be knocked down by a skinny guy!To return the dignity of our fat man!
"Oh, another player has fallen! Now there are only three players left on the field! The handsome silver-haired guy in the middle has not moved a bite so far. Is he trying to play soy sauce here, or is he trying to come from behind and complete the final counterattack? "
Only Zhu Yunbo and Brother Fatty were left on the field, staring at each other with tears streaming down their faces.
Zhu Yunbo took the last bite with difficulty, and ate it without swallowing it.He glanced at Brother Fat Chang's table, and just like himself, there was nothing left.
The key to the decisive victory lies in the leftover roast chicken in the hands of the two of them!Whoever can finish the roast chicken first will be the final champion!
But it was too difficult to swallow this mouthful!Zhu Yunbo looked at Bai Wenxiu.
"Trash! Do exercise if you can't eat!" Bai Wenxiu moved his fingers slightly, and the Longyin whip was removed from Zhu Yunbo's feet, and then the tip of the whip was as hard as a stick, and it hit Zhu Yunbo's leg with no lightness.
"Ah!" With a scream, Zhu Yunbo was whipped by the "stick", and his legs bent forward in an instant, and he was about to hit the street!
Immediately afterwards, the Longyin whip was as fast as lightning, and stopped in front of Zhu Yunbo's knee again. With the same whip, he fell back again!
Everyone was attracted by Zhu Yunbo's startled and startled exclamation, watching him leaning forward and back as if he was about to dance, doing some kind of "weird" movement.
Brother Fat Chang also forgot to swallow the chicken, and his eyes followed Zhu Yunbo's body constantly "back and forth".
"Oops! Our last contestant has fallen! The medical staff come on!"
Five medical staff came up, two raised their arms and two legs, one put his head on his head, and forcibly lifted Brother Fat Chang down like a fat pig.
The worst thing was the buddy who raised his head. Brother Fat Chang muttered a few words, "I'm so dizzy", and then "vomit--", he tilted his head, and all the filth was vomited into the buddy's hands.
"I'm so fucking disgusting!" The buddy got nervous, and as soon as he gave it away, Brother Fat Chang's head hit the ground straight!Coincidentally, he fell on a rock, stared at him, and passed out!
The stage naturally didn't know what happened. The host walked up to Bai Wenxiu and asked him if he would continue the competition as usual. After being ignored by Bai Wenxiu indifferently, he immediately announced Zhu Yunbo as the king of the year!
Finally hearing this title won with his life, Zhu Yunbo felt that he could "smiling nine springs".
With the last stiff smile on the corner of his mouth, Zhu Yunbo fell silently amidst the cheers of the crowd...
Bai Wenxiu hugged him and cursed softly: "Stupid mortal..."
It's just that this time there was a touch of pity in his voice, and an imperceptible worry in his eyes.
When Zhu Yunbo woke up, Bai Wenxiu's hand was moving around his swollen abdomen.
A subtle feeling of "the husband is touching his wife's pregnant belly" rushed into Zhu Yunbo's brain, and his face flushed instantly.
"Mr. Wen Xiu, you, do you still have humanity! I just finished participating in the competition, and you came to suck my fat!" Zhu Yunbo blushed and accused Bai Wenxiu of his injustice.
"Idiot! If I didn't use my strength to help you increase digestion, you would have died of a distended stomach!" Bai Wenxiu said coldly, and then rubbed Zhu Yunbo's stomach vigorously a few times, and only then did he get rid of his clothes. Take your hands out.
Zhu Yunbo straightened his stomach, and it really didn't feel bad!The Great God is indeed a Great God. Although he only has 30% mana, the effect is still immediate!
"Thank you, Mr. Wenxiu." Zhu Yunbo put his eyes into two moons, and thanked Bai Wenxiu cutely.
Bai Wenxiu turned around suddenly and hurried out of the room.
Zhu Yunbo looked at his back inexplicably, and suddenly thought: Didn't I participate in the competition just for him?Shouldn't he save me?Damn, he took advantage of it!
Bai Wenxiu walked all the way to the balcony, blowing the night breeze to disperse the heat from his face.
The way that stupid mortal smiled at him just now, was so...cute?
Bai Wenxiu shook his head fiercely, he must have become stupid after staying in the mortal world for so long!How could that stupid mortal be anything but cute?Skate the jokes of the world!
"Mr. Wenxiu! I suddenly thought of something important!" Zhu Yunbo ran over in a hurry, without stopping the brakes, he slammed into Bai Wenxiu's arms.
"What's going on in such a hurry, what's the matter!" Bai Wenxiu scolded, but put his hand on Zhu Yunbo's waist, lingering and not wanting to let go.
This waist is three times smaller than when he first entered the mortal world, and he can wrap his arms around it with one arm.
Zhu Yunbo rested his hands on Bai Wenxiu's chest, tilted his head back slightly, and said with firm eyes, "I won the Big Stomach King, and I forgot to accept the award! Let's go find him tomorrow!"
Thinking of the 10 yuan bonus, Zhu Yunbo's face was shining brightly, his fair face was even brighter than the bright moon, Bai Wenxiu couldn't help but stare dumbfounded.
"Mr. Wenxiu?" Zhu Yunbo gently scratched Bai Wenxiu's cheap T-shirt with his fingers, leaving a few wrinkles.
He was a little worried, Wen Xiujun wouldn't be angry because he fainted halfway, right?
Bai Wenxiu calmed down, let go of his hands quietly, but still kept his circle around Zhu Yunbo and didn't let go completely.
"I've brought the reward back for you." Bai Wenxiu said flatly.
Zhu Yunbo was excited for a while: "You took all this money back? Wen Xiujun, you are really amazing!"
Bai Wenxiu sneered and raised the corners of his mouth: "Money? Who told you it was money?"
Bai Wenxiu raised the corners of his mouth and smiled coldly, put his hand on his neck, hooked his slender fingers, and the Dragon Whip was already in his hand.
Following his thoughts, the Dragon Whip quietly wrapped around Zhu Yunbo's legs, and instantly a feeling of electric shock spread from his legs to his tailbone.
Zhu Yunbo shook his body, and the roast chicken in his hand fell to the ground with a snap.
The host excitedly fanned the flames and heated up the atmosphere: "Oh, the food for contestant No. 32 has been dropped, can't he eat any more! The camera can give a close-up, his eyes are a little dull... ah he Turn around! He grabbed a hairy crab again! Camera! The camera captured the corner of his eye, and a tear slid down! Oh, it’s a pity, it fell off so soon, I don’t know if it was captured or not!”
After Zhu Yunbo paused for a moment, the electric current of the dragon's whip mercilessly hit him!
No, hold on a little longer, or Mr. Wen Xiu will have his skin peeled off!Tears flashed again in Zhu Yunbo's eyes.
Although he has been a loser all the way, he has always been full of enthusiasm for life.He hoped that he could live peacefully until old age, and that was enough.
Could it be that today is the time to bid farewell to this world!
With tears in his eyes, Zhu Yunbo took a bite of the crayfish.
"Ah! Now there are only five contestants left on the stage! Oh, another contestant has fallen! Quick, doctor!" The host shouted vigorously.
Brother Fat Chang's eyes had turned green, but he was staring at Zhu Yunbo firmly, calling madly for himself in his heart!Never be knocked down by a skinny guy!To return the dignity of our fat man!
"Oh, another player has fallen! Now there are only three players left on the field! The handsome silver-haired guy in the middle has not moved a bite so far. Is he trying to play soy sauce here, or is he trying to come from behind and complete the final counterattack? "
Only Zhu Yunbo and Brother Fatty were left on the field, staring at each other with tears streaming down their faces.
Zhu Yunbo took the last bite with difficulty, and ate it without swallowing it.He glanced at Brother Fat Chang's table, and just like himself, there was nothing left.
The key to the decisive victory lies in the leftover roast chicken in the hands of the two of them!Whoever can finish the roast chicken first will be the final champion!
But it was too difficult to swallow this mouthful!Zhu Yunbo looked at Bai Wenxiu.
"Trash! Do exercise if you can't eat!" Bai Wenxiu moved his fingers slightly, and the Longyin whip was removed from Zhu Yunbo's feet, and then the tip of the whip was as hard as a stick, and it hit Zhu Yunbo's leg with no lightness.
"Ah!" With a scream, Zhu Yunbo was whipped by the "stick", and his legs bent forward in an instant, and he was about to hit the street!
Immediately afterwards, the Longyin whip was as fast as lightning, and stopped in front of Zhu Yunbo's knee again. With the same whip, he fell back again!
Everyone was attracted by Zhu Yunbo's startled and startled exclamation, watching him leaning forward and back as if he was about to dance, doing some kind of "weird" movement.
Brother Fat Chang also forgot to swallow the chicken, and his eyes followed Zhu Yunbo's body constantly "back and forth".
"Oops! Our last contestant has fallen! The medical staff come on!"
Five medical staff came up, two raised their arms and two legs, one put his head on his head, and forcibly lifted Brother Fat Chang down like a fat pig.
The worst thing was the buddy who raised his head. Brother Fat Chang muttered a few words, "I'm so dizzy", and then "vomit--", he tilted his head, and all the filth was vomited into the buddy's hands.
"I'm so fucking disgusting!" The buddy got nervous, and as soon as he gave it away, Brother Fat Chang's head hit the ground straight!Coincidentally, he fell on a rock, stared at him, and passed out!
The stage naturally didn't know what happened. The host walked up to Bai Wenxiu and asked him if he would continue the competition as usual. After being ignored by Bai Wenxiu indifferently, he immediately announced Zhu Yunbo as the king of the year!
Finally hearing this title won with his life, Zhu Yunbo felt that he could "smiling nine springs".
With the last stiff smile on the corner of his mouth, Zhu Yunbo fell silently amidst the cheers of the crowd...
Bai Wenxiu hugged him and cursed softly: "Stupid mortal..."
It's just that this time there was a touch of pity in his voice, and an imperceptible worry in his eyes.
When Zhu Yunbo woke up, Bai Wenxiu's hand was moving around his swollen abdomen.
A subtle feeling of "the husband is touching his wife's pregnant belly" rushed into Zhu Yunbo's brain, and his face flushed instantly.
"Mr. Wen Xiu, you, do you still have humanity! I just finished participating in the competition, and you came to suck my fat!" Zhu Yunbo blushed and accused Bai Wenxiu of his injustice.
"Idiot! If I didn't use my strength to help you increase digestion, you would have died of a distended stomach!" Bai Wenxiu said coldly, and then rubbed Zhu Yunbo's stomach vigorously a few times, and only then did he get rid of his clothes. Take your hands out.
Zhu Yunbo straightened his stomach, and it really didn't feel bad!The Great God is indeed a Great God. Although he only has 30% mana, the effect is still immediate!
"Thank you, Mr. Wenxiu." Zhu Yunbo put his eyes into two moons, and thanked Bai Wenxiu cutely.
Bai Wenxiu turned around suddenly and hurried out of the room.
Zhu Yunbo looked at his back inexplicably, and suddenly thought: Didn't I participate in the competition just for him?Shouldn't he save me?Damn, he took advantage of it!
Bai Wenxiu walked all the way to the balcony, blowing the night breeze to disperse the heat from his face.
The way that stupid mortal smiled at him just now, was so...cute?
Bai Wenxiu shook his head fiercely, he must have become stupid after staying in the mortal world for so long!How could that stupid mortal be anything but cute?Skate the jokes of the world!
"Mr. Wenxiu! I suddenly thought of something important!" Zhu Yunbo ran over in a hurry, without stopping the brakes, he slammed into Bai Wenxiu's arms.
"What's going on in such a hurry, what's the matter!" Bai Wenxiu scolded, but put his hand on Zhu Yunbo's waist, lingering and not wanting to let go.
This waist is three times smaller than when he first entered the mortal world, and he can wrap his arms around it with one arm.
Zhu Yunbo rested his hands on Bai Wenxiu's chest, tilted his head back slightly, and said with firm eyes, "I won the Big Stomach King, and I forgot to accept the award! Let's go find him tomorrow!"
Thinking of the 10 yuan bonus, Zhu Yunbo's face was shining brightly, his fair face was even brighter than the bright moon, Bai Wenxiu couldn't help but stare dumbfounded.
"Mr. Wenxiu?" Zhu Yunbo gently scratched Bai Wenxiu's cheap T-shirt with his fingers, leaving a few wrinkles.
He was a little worried, Wen Xiujun wouldn't be angry because he fainted halfway, right?
Bai Wenxiu calmed down, let go of his hands quietly, but still kept his circle around Zhu Yunbo and didn't let go completely.
"I've brought the reward back for you." Bai Wenxiu said flatly.
Zhu Yunbo was excited for a while: "You took all this money back? Wen Xiujun, you are really amazing!"
Bai Wenxiu sneered and raised the corners of his mouth: "Money? Who told you it was money?"
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