Xiao Gong eats meat every night
Chapter 24
Zhu Yunbo sat listlessly on the ground, not daring to breathe.
This time he knew he was wrong, because just now...he played a hooligan to Bai Wenxiu unconsciously.
Zhu Yunbo didn't know if he had been holding back for too long and needed to relieve himself, but he was very energetic in the morning.Holding Bai Wenxiu was so comfortable just now, he couldn't help but straighten his back...
Hey, if he was whipped to death by the dragon's whip, he deserved it!Not to mention the aloof Wen Xiujun, a normal man like himself would have the same reaction if he was treated like this.Thinking of this, Zhu Yunbo silently shrunk his body into a ball, buried his face deeply, and waited for the punishment of fate.
The expected whip did not fall, Zhu Yunbo raised his head in surprise, and saw Bai Wenxiu with his back turned to him, crackling the dragon's whip.
"Get out!" Bai Wenxiu suddenly roared angrily!
Zhu Yunbo almost crawled out of the bedroom, and closed the bedroom door by the way so that Bai Wenxiu could not see it.
After hearing the sound of closing the door, Bai Wenxiu raised the Dragon Whip and swung it towards him viciously!
But Longyin held back the whip, and realized that it was his master who was going to whip, and when he was an inch away from his body, he stopped abruptly!
Bai Wenxiu threw the Dragon Whip hard on the ground in despair, and pulled the curtains hard!
Afterwards, he looked at his lower body sadly, with a shameful expression on his face.
I have been immortal for a hundred years, but I am wrongly matching the word "immortal" to a stupid... mortal!
The extreme sense of shame at this moment was like a raging fire, burning Bai Wenxiu's heart to pieces. For a moment, he actually had the urge to destroy his immortal roots!
In fact, this kind of thing will never happen to immortals.Every immortal cultivator pays attention to purity of heart and asceticism. Even if a husband and wife become immortals together, they live apart after attaining Taoism.It is indeed a shameful thing for an immortal to act rashly.
Calculating carefully, Bai Wenxiu couldn't remember how he became a fairy, but he remembered that there was a pair of fairy couples who were trapped in reincarnation and became lifelong couples. Good end.
He still clearly remembered that Yuelao stroked his beard and sighed: "Even after these 81 lives, they might not be able to gain a foothold when they return to Heaven. Xiaobai, you don't know, everyone is poking their backs, tsk tsk tsk , how miserable."
At that time, Bai Wenxiu also accused Yuelao of neglecting his duties, and even owed the red line to two colleagues. The angry Yuelao blew his beard and stared, and scolded: "What do you know, you little fairy! How can I hold the red line of fairy friends? Don't worry." I can’t afford this karma! It’s all engraved in the Yunyu Tianshu, even the Jade Emperor doesn’t know about it.”
"What do you think of Yunyu Tianshu?" Bai Wenxiu asked curiously.
Yuelao shook his head and sighed, "When you are emotional with someone, you will have a reaction first, and you will be touched by the Yunyu Tianshu when you touch your natural emotional roots. When you stand in front of the Tianshu, you will be able to see it."
Bai Wenxiu asked again, "How will your body react?"
Yuelao looked at this young and innocent little fairy, and suddenly a wretched smile appeared on his face, and he secretly felt the "taboo" in his ear.
At that time, even though Bai Wenxiu blushed after listening to it, he didn't pay much attention to it. He thought that he would never have a chance to experience it. Now...
He was short of breath, his lips opened and closed slightly, his face was flushed with immorality, his legs tightened, he rubbed against the bed twice, and then he stopped forcibly.
Yuelao gave him three methods, endure it, solve it by yourself, or... find someone to solve it.
With Bai Wenxiu's personality, he would only use the first one.
For the first time in his life, he was trapped by lust, and his heart was like surging waves, dyeing his whole body red over and over again.
But fortunately, his concentration was strong, and after a few minutes, his complexion gradually returned to normal.
Bai Wenxiu firmly doesn't believe that he has any desire for a stupid mortal, now he can only recover his mana as soon as possible so that he can leave the world as soon as possible.
As for the changes in his body, he used the habits he had acquired after staying in the mortal world for a long time to cover them up perfectly.
Comb the slightly damp hair from the forehead to the back of his head, wipe off the tiny beads of sweat on his neck, and when everything was ready, Bai Wenxiu opened the door.
Zhu Yunbo just came out of the bathroom and was brushing his hair carelessly.
"Hi... What a coincidence, hehehehe..." Zhu Yunbo didn't know what to say, and blurted out awkwardly.
Judging from Bai Wenxiu's expression of disgust a hundred times more than usual, Zhu Yunbo wished he could cut his tongue!
But the two of them still have to get along day and night, so they can't just stay away from each other because of some problems that men often have.Thinking of this, Zhu Yunbo suddenly felt relieved, it's no big deal!
Bai Wenxiu obviously thought of this too, tried his best to hold back Zhu Yunbo's mentality, and said with a livid face, "It's time to eat in the morning."
Now that Zhu Yunbo heard the word "rice", he felt that the rice was already in his throat, and the acid water was rising up. He ran to the bathroom and vomited violently after not holding it for a minute.
Sure enough, participating in the Big Eater Competition left him with sequelae.
Climbing out of the bathroom with a pale face, Zhu Yunbo fell limply on the sofa.
"Mr. Wenxiu, I may be suffering from anorexia and don't want to eat anything." Zhu Yunbo said to Bai Wenxiu mechanically with his eyes empty, like a soulless shell.
Bai Wenxiu frowned slightly. He also knew that Zhu Yunbo would not be able to eat the amount of fat he had on his own, so he had to find a way.
And Zhu Yunbo lost his job, this problem has not been resolved...
Bai Wenxiu's eyes inadvertently glanced at the bags of rice in the study, and suddenly he had an idea.
"Aren't you unemployed? You can't finish eating 10 grains of rice. Take it out and sell it."
"What, what?! Selling rice?!" Zhu Yunbo sat up in shock.
Since I was a child, I have been a useless person. My parents are afraid that I will starve to death, so I put myself into the system desperately, hoping to have an iron rice bowl that will not starve to death. Who knows that there will be unpredictable things... I think I think it's all tears.
Zhu Yunbo never thought that he could go into business, and he believed that Bai Wenxiu didn't understand even more!So... what to do?
The two looked at each other, one was cold and indifferent, and the other was bitter and wronged.
Under Bai Wenxiu's continuous pressure, Zhu Yunbo silently lowered his head, and nodded heavily after half a minute.
So the next day, a rice dealer was born!
Although it is already autumn, the ultraviolet rays are extremely strong. In order to protect his rare handsome face, Zhu Yunbo ignored the "wonderful flower" and put on a small flower umbrella with his schoolgirls.
Holding an umbrella, Zhu Yunbo squatted at the most crowded intersection near the community. There was a bag of rice in front of him. On the rice bag stood a small cardboard with the words "sell rice" written in capitals!
A pretty girl passed by, came over with a smile and asked, "Handsome guy, how do you sell rice?"
Zhu Yunbo naturally never refused to strike up a conversation with beautiful women, and the two flirted with each other, and even put on a sticky formation.
Bai Wenxiu saw a few people in uniforms coming not far away, the corners of their mouths showing gloating arcs.
"What are you doing! Don't run away!" The man in uniform with "Urban Management" written on his sleeve saw Zhu Yunbo "setting up a stall" from a distance, even though it wasn't a stall at all.
Zhu Yunbo was having a hot chat, and when he saw the urban management rushing over, he didn't care about the beautiful women, so he threw the umbrella and turned around and ran away####Go to work, roll over QAQ
This time he knew he was wrong, because just now...he played a hooligan to Bai Wenxiu unconsciously.
Zhu Yunbo didn't know if he had been holding back for too long and needed to relieve himself, but he was very energetic in the morning.Holding Bai Wenxiu was so comfortable just now, he couldn't help but straighten his back...
Hey, if he was whipped to death by the dragon's whip, he deserved it!Not to mention the aloof Wen Xiujun, a normal man like himself would have the same reaction if he was treated like this.Thinking of this, Zhu Yunbo silently shrunk his body into a ball, buried his face deeply, and waited for the punishment of fate.
The expected whip did not fall, Zhu Yunbo raised his head in surprise, and saw Bai Wenxiu with his back turned to him, crackling the dragon's whip.
"Get out!" Bai Wenxiu suddenly roared angrily!
Zhu Yunbo almost crawled out of the bedroom, and closed the bedroom door by the way so that Bai Wenxiu could not see it.
After hearing the sound of closing the door, Bai Wenxiu raised the Dragon Whip and swung it towards him viciously!
But Longyin held back the whip, and realized that it was his master who was going to whip, and when he was an inch away from his body, he stopped abruptly!
Bai Wenxiu threw the Dragon Whip hard on the ground in despair, and pulled the curtains hard!
Afterwards, he looked at his lower body sadly, with a shameful expression on his face.
I have been immortal for a hundred years, but I am wrongly matching the word "immortal" to a stupid... mortal!
The extreme sense of shame at this moment was like a raging fire, burning Bai Wenxiu's heart to pieces. For a moment, he actually had the urge to destroy his immortal roots!
In fact, this kind of thing will never happen to immortals.Every immortal cultivator pays attention to purity of heart and asceticism. Even if a husband and wife become immortals together, they live apart after attaining Taoism.It is indeed a shameful thing for an immortal to act rashly.
Calculating carefully, Bai Wenxiu couldn't remember how he became a fairy, but he remembered that there was a pair of fairy couples who were trapped in reincarnation and became lifelong couples. Good end.
He still clearly remembered that Yuelao stroked his beard and sighed: "Even after these 81 lives, they might not be able to gain a foothold when they return to Heaven. Xiaobai, you don't know, everyone is poking their backs, tsk tsk tsk , how miserable."
At that time, Bai Wenxiu also accused Yuelao of neglecting his duties, and even owed the red line to two colleagues. The angry Yuelao blew his beard and stared, and scolded: "What do you know, you little fairy! How can I hold the red line of fairy friends? Don't worry." I can’t afford this karma! It’s all engraved in the Yunyu Tianshu, even the Jade Emperor doesn’t know about it.”
"What do you think of Yunyu Tianshu?" Bai Wenxiu asked curiously.
Yuelao shook his head and sighed, "When you are emotional with someone, you will have a reaction first, and you will be touched by the Yunyu Tianshu when you touch your natural emotional roots. When you stand in front of the Tianshu, you will be able to see it."
Bai Wenxiu asked again, "How will your body react?"
Yuelao looked at this young and innocent little fairy, and suddenly a wretched smile appeared on his face, and he secretly felt the "taboo" in his ear.
At that time, even though Bai Wenxiu blushed after listening to it, he didn't pay much attention to it. He thought that he would never have a chance to experience it. Now...
He was short of breath, his lips opened and closed slightly, his face was flushed with immorality, his legs tightened, he rubbed against the bed twice, and then he stopped forcibly.
Yuelao gave him three methods, endure it, solve it by yourself, or... find someone to solve it.
With Bai Wenxiu's personality, he would only use the first one.
For the first time in his life, he was trapped by lust, and his heart was like surging waves, dyeing his whole body red over and over again.
But fortunately, his concentration was strong, and after a few minutes, his complexion gradually returned to normal.
Bai Wenxiu firmly doesn't believe that he has any desire for a stupid mortal, now he can only recover his mana as soon as possible so that he can leave the world as soon as possible.
As for the changes in his body, he used the habits he had acquired after staying in the mortal world for a long time to cover them up perfectly.
Comb the slightly damp hair from the forehead to the back of his head, wipe off the tiny beads of sweat on his neck, and when everything was ready, Bai Wenxiu opened the door.
Zhu Yunbo just came out of the bathroom and was brushing his hair carelessly.
"Hi... What a coincidence, hehehehe..." Zhu Yunbo didn't know what to say, and blurted out awkwardly.
Judging from Bai Wenxiu's expression of disgust a hundred times more than usual, Zhu Yunbo wished he could cut his tongue!
But the two of them still have to get along day and night, so they can't just stay away from each other because of some problems that men often have.Thinking of this, Zhu Yunbo suddenly felt relieved, it's no big deal!
Bai Wenxiu obviously thought of this too, tried his best to hold back Zhu Yunbo's mentality, and said with a livid face, "It's time to eat in the morning."
Now that Zhu Yunbo heard the word "rice", he felt that the rice was already in his throat, and the acid water was rising up. He ran to the bathroom and vomited violently after not holding it for a minute.
Sure enough, participating in the Big Eater Competition left him with sequelae.
Climbing out of the bathroom with a pale face, Zhu Yunbo fell limply on the sofa.
"Mr. Wenxiu, I may be suffering from anorexia and don't want to eat anything." Zhu Yunbo said to Bai Wenxiu mechanically with his eyes empty, like a soulless shell.
Bai Wenxiu frowned slightly. He also knew that Zhu Yunbo would not be able to eat the amount of fat he had on his own, so he had to find a way.
And Zhu Yunbo lost his job, this problem has not been resolved...
Bai Wenxiu's eyes inadvertently glanced at the bags of rice in the study, and suddenly he had an idea.
"Aren't you unemployed? You can't finish eating 10 grains of rice. Take it out and sell it."
"What, what?! Selling rice?!" Zhu Yunbo sat up in shock.
Since I was a child, I have been a useless person. My parents are afraid that I will starve to death, so I put myself into the system desperately, hoping to have an iron rice bowl that will not starve to death. Who knows that there will be unpredictable things... I think I think it's all tears.
Zhu Yunbo never thought that he could go into business, and he believed that Bai Wenxiu didn't understand even more!So... what to do?
The two looked at each other, one was cold and indifferent, and the other was bitter and wronged.
Under Bai Wenxiu's continuous pressure, Zhu Yunbo silently lowered his head, and nodded heavily after half a minute.
So the next day, a rice dealer was born!
Although it is already autumn, the ultraviolet rays are extremely strong. In order to protect his rare handsome face, Zhu Yunbo ignored the "wonderful flower" and put on a small flower umbrella with his schoolgirls.
Holding an umbrella, Zhu Yunbo squatted at the most crowded intersection near the community. There was a bag of rice in front of him. On the rice bag stood a small cardboard with the words "sell rice" written in capitals!
A pretty girl passed by, came over with a smile and asked, "Handsome guy, how do you sell rice?"
Zhu Yunbo naturally never refused to strike up a conversation with beautiful women, and the two flirted with each other, and even put on a sticky formation.
Bai Wenxiu saw a few people in uniforms coming not far away, the corners of their mouths showing gloating arcs.
"What are you doing! Don't run away!" The man in uniform with "Urban Management" written on his sleeve saw Zhu Yunbo "setting up a stall" from a distance, even though it wasn't a stall at all.
Zhu Yunbo was having a hot chat, and when he saw the urban management rushing over, he didn't care about the beautiful women, so he threw the umbrella and turned around and ran away####Go to work, roll over QAQ
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