Becoming a God Guide

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When Luo Fufu returned, "CandyCrush" had chocolate candies. Under Shi Xiaobai's urging, Shi Feng opened the dungeon again.

The key to "CandyCrush" is to have fast hand speed and quick reaction. When Feng concentrates his divine power on his eyes and hands, he must achieve hand-eye coordination to increase his speed of cutting candies.

When the wind cut very fast, his figure shuttled in front of the screen at high speed, turning into an afterimage, which the naked eye could not catch!Shifeng cut to Sunflower Seed, Sunflower Seed was out, doubled his points within ten seconds, then he cut to General Snake, Luo Fufu and Shi Xiaobai, four double points allowed Shi Feng to reach 8 points in [-] minutes With [-] points left, he will be able to reach the goal.

Led by Shi Xiaobai, the four of them performed a lap dance to encourage Shi Feng, shouting "Come on".Shi Feng glanced at the noisy guys and almost failed. None of these four had learned to dance, and the lap dance was messed up. The general snake stepped on Luo Fufu's feet, and Luo Fufu squatted on the sunflower seeds, and the scene was chaotic.

Shifeng held back his laughter, and increased his speed to the extreme, reaching 55 points at [-] minutes and [-] seconds. The candies on the screen formed "Congradulations!"

Shi Feng said: "Stop dancing." It hurts the eyes.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Congratulations, master, the master is amazing!"

General Snake said: "As expected of the god of war in the heavens, he has made rapid progress."

Luo Fufu said: "Lord God of War is a real cow, follow Lord God of War to have meat to eat."

Sunflower Seed said: "Bat, can you stop using me as a cushion?"

Luo Fufu got up quickly, and the sunflower seeds stood up shaking their heads, the petals were wrinkled, and the two leaves on the rhizome were crumbling, which was very miserable.

Sunflower Seed said: "I need the sun's cure."

When the wind popped a light, the orange light enveloped the sunflower seeds, and after a while, the petals and leaves of the sunflower seeds returned to their original shape, full of vigor, and then it bounced back to its beloved hillside.

Shi Xiaobai looked at Shi Feng expectantly. If he had a tail, he would probably be wagging it non-stop. Shi Feng twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled a little. He stretched out his hand and wanted to touch Shi Xiaobai's head. , Shi Xiaobai backed away.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Well, no, the master can touch me unilaterally. The way to test whether there is a body should not be for the master to touch me, but for me to touch the master!"

After Shi Xiaobai figured this out, he closed his eyes and threw himself into Shi Feng's arms. The illusion of never moving.When Shi Xiaobai didn't pounce on anyone, he had a close contact with the earth, his nose almost flattened, tears rolled in his eyes, he was very frustrated, hey, hey, he still couldn't hug his master , obviously after passing this level, he will have an entity, why still can't take the initiative to meet the master?Could it be that he got some kind of curse from not being able to contact his master?

When Shi Feng saw that Shi Xiaobai was crying pitifully, enough was enough. He touched Shi Xiaobai's big braid and said, "Good boy, try again."

Shi Feng stretched out his hand to Shi Xiaobai's eyes, Shi Xiaobai looked up at Shi Feng with teary eyes, carefully poked Shi Feng's palm with a finger, eh?It feels real!Shi Xiaobai gained courage and went to hold Shi Feng's hand. His knuckles curled up, revealing his uneasiness and uneasiness, which made Shi Feng feel soft-hearted for no reason.

Shi Feng said, "Come on."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Yes!"

Shi Xiaobai finally grasped Shi Feng, his brows and eyes stretched out immediately, curved like a crescent moon, the pure happiness flowed out from the bottom of his heart, infected Shi Feng as well.

Shi Xiaobai hugged Shi Feng aggressively, wrapped his limbs around Shi Feng's body like a koala, and said happily: "Master, Xiao Bai has a body!"

Shi Feng said, "Well, congratulations."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, I can meet the master!" He forgetfully smacked Shi Feng's side face and said, "Hahahaha, I can still kiss the master, oh yeah!"

Shi Feng calmly wiped away the saliva that Shi Xiaobai had stained his face, and then calmly tore Shi Xiaobai apart, but Shi Xiaobai was like brown sugar, no matter how Shi Feng tore him off, he could stick it back together tenaciously , is simply a patient with severe skin hunger.

Shi Feng asked, "Aren't you hot?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "No, Master's body temperature is the most comfortable temperature in the universe."

Shi Feng said, "I'm hot."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Then Xiaobai is here to cool down the master."

Shi Feng: "..." It doesn't make sense at all!

Shi Xiaobai seemed to want to make up for the part of Shifeng that he couldn't touch before, Shifeng was sticky tightly, and his whole body was like a tortoise shell clasped on Shifeng's back, unable to survive.Therefore, no matter when Shi Feng is cooking, playing computer or watching TV, Shi Xiaobai is always behind Shi Xiaobai's back.Fortunately, he has good physical strength and the blessing of divine power, so he can easily carry someone behind his back to do things.

After reciting it for a long time, Shi Feng was used to having Shi Xiaobai on his back, and he didn't pay attention when he was nestled into the sofa, and he just lay back and suppressed Shi Xiaobai.Shi Xiaobai spread his legs wide and sank into the gap of the cushion, whining.

Shi Feng moved forward a little, Shi Xiaobai struggled from the crack of the sofa, and hugged Shi Feng again.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Well, master, Xiaobai is really uncomfortable."

Shi Feng said: "...Then stay away from me." It's strange that it's not uncomfortable to keep the same posture for hours.

Shi Xiaobai said: "No, Xiaobai is... um... uncomfortable down here." He buried his face in Shi Feng's neck embarrassingly, and said in a voice like a mosquito, "Xiaobai's balls are uncomfortable."

Shi Feng didn't hear clearly, and asked, "What?"

Shi Xiaobai's voice became softer, and he said, "Eggy feels uncomfortable."

Shi Feng said, "Speak up."

When the master spoke, Shi Xiaobai had no choice but to increase the volume, and he said in a straight voice: "Report to the master, Xiaobai's balls are uncomfortable!"

Shi Feng: "..."

The reason why Shi Xiaobai felt uncomfortable in his balls was because he was not used to wearing briefs. Before, he was a spirit body and had no sense of the comfort of the clothes. Now that he has a body, his five senses have returned.Shi Xiaobai used to wear boxer underpants, and in his time there was no such thing as tight underpants, which caused him to be unable to adapt for a while, and his balls squeezed together very uncomfortable.

Shi Xiaobai twisted his hips and said, "Master, please change Xiaobai's boxer underpants back."

Shi Feng thought of Shi Xiaobai's pair of gold underpants inlaid with precious stones and said, "Hehe."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, why do human beings treat themselves so cruelly, they will strangle the little brother to death."

Shi Feng said, "You think too much."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Then it will make my little brother smaller, um, master, Xiaobai doesn't want to become smaller."

Shi Feng said: "You are not very old now."

Shi Xiaobai said frankly: "So I can't become smaller, or the master will despise me."

Shi Feng: "..." What is the cause and effect relationship? I don't care about your size at all!

Shi Xiaobai made a fuss about changing his underwear, but Shi Feng didn't hear him.

Shi Xiaobai pouted, jumped to the ground, and took off his trousers neatly. He took off his trousers and underwear to the end, and then kicked his trousers under the sofa. Fortunately, his coat was wide enough to reach his thighs. , which covered the important parts.

Shi Feng turned a blind eye to Shi Xiaobai's semi-naked running behavior, and concentrated on playing the game.

Shi Xiaobai deliberately walked in front of Shi Feng and said, "Master, Xiaobai is not wearing pants."

Shi Feng tugged at the corner of Shi Xiaobai's shirt and threw him out, Shi Xiaobai fell into the sofa.

Shi Xiaobai said to his finger, "Master, you like and dislike fun."

Shi Feng: "..." The one who ran naked was not the one who turned out to be a bad joke.

Shi Xiaobai said: "If it was a social newspaper, it would definitely write like this. Colonel A carelessly feeds cute sex slaves and does not wear pants for sex slaves."

Shi Feng shook his hand and knocked a key on the keyboard.

Shi Xiaobai continued: "At that time, I will cry and tell my master that he abused me and put me in ballgy briefs, which will harm my physical and mental health."

Shi Feng resisted the urge to slap Shi Xiaobai to death, and threw the priceless pair of underpants on Shi Xiaobai's face, and Shi Xiaobai happily put them on.He returned to his idiot nature again, pouring tea for Shi Feng and pinching his shoulders, it was a dog's leg.

Shi Feng chased Shi Xiaobai like a fly, and said, "Roll as far as I can."

Shi Xiaobai said coquettishly, "No, Master, don't be so cruel to Xiaobai."

Shi Feng sneered, pointed to the floor, and said, "Get lost!"

Shi Xiaobai's legs softened, and he really rolled in circles on the ground honestly. While rolling, he thought, the master is so cool, and what he said is so insane!

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Shi Xiaobai was standing by the dining table, holding an empty bowl and chopsticks, waiting to be fed.He had wanted to taste his master's handicraft for a long time, but the spirit body couldn't eat, so he waited and waited until the real body arrived, of course he had to have a good meal!

Shi Xiaobai stared at Shi Feng with shining eyes, Shi Feng let him stare and ignored him at all, Shi Xiaobai knocked on the bowl with chopsticks, making noise to attract Shi Feng's attention.

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, Xiaobai is hungry."

Shi Feng said, "Make instant noodles by yourself."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Oh, master, you can't treat me like this. I'm still a beautiful boy in development. Eating unhealthy things like instant noodles will affect my physical and mental health."

Shi Feng said: "I like to eat or not."

Shi Xiaobai groaned and hugged Shi Feng's thigh, and said tearfully: "Master, please take care of Xiaobai, I am your book spirit."

Shi Feng: "..." You should also love and love me, since I have the entity, it has never stopped!

Shi Feng couldn't hold back Shi Xiaobai, after all he went into the kitchen to make food for Shi Xiaobai.

Shi Feng made scrambled eggs with tomatoes and shredded pork with green peppers, and the aroma wafted from the kitchen to the living room, making Shi Xiaobai so fascinated that he almost stuck out his tongue like a big dog.

When the food was served, Shi Xiaobai felt that he was extremely happy. His master was handsome, in good shape, with a good personality, a good fighter, and a good cook. He was perfect as hell, and such a master belonged to him alone.

Shi Xiaobai ate while drooling, as stupid as a mentally handicapped child.

Shi Feng took out a napkin and wiped Shi Xiaobai's mouth in distaste. Shi Xiaobai took the opportunity to kiss the back of Shi Feng's hand. Bai Ganzhi is like a candy.

Shi Xiaobai said, "Master, you are so handsome!"

Shi Feng poked Shi Xiaobai's temple, causing Shi Xiaobai's head to tilt to the other side, and he said, "Eat yours."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, Xiaobai will be able to eat the master and sleep with the master every day from now on. He is really a winner in life."

Shi Feng: "..." These words seem strange.