Becoming a God Guide

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At that time, Xiaobai was floating on the window sill, his spirit body swaying in the wind, like a piece of clothes drying.

Shi Xiaobai sighed and said, "Master, Luo Fufu hasn't come back yet, will he be made into steamed bat soup?"

Shi Feng said: "Are you worried about him?" The two little guys would quarrel or fight when they met, and he thought Xiaobai hated Luo Fufu at that time.

Shi Xiaobai pouted and said, "I'm not worried about him. It's just that if he's not here, Candycrush won't have chocolate candies, and the owner will lose a double-scoring item, which will increase the difficulty of the dungeon in a disguised way."

Shi Feng: "..." What you are worried about is quite practical.

Luo Fufu has been flying away for two days. During these two days, Gu Yigu was still following Shifeng, but was thrown off by Shifeng. Shifeng also asked Shi Xiaobai to go around Gu Yigu to see if Luo Fufu was there. Bai searched all around Gu Yigu for hundreds of meters, but couldn't find Luo Fufu.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, do you think Luo Fufu escaped and went back to the Demon Realm?"

Shi Feng said: "He has the mark of a servant of the God of War, and I can feel it when he flies back to the Demon Realm."

Shi Xiaobai said, "Where did Luo Fufu go? Well, could it be because he was sleeping during the day?"

Shi Feng said, "It's possible." He paused, and said, "Let me use the imprint to sense it."

Shi Feng closed his eyes and searched for Luo Fufu's trace with his spiritual sense. The connection of the imprint guided his spiritual sense. After 1 minute, Shi Feng located Luo Fufu.

Luo Fufu is in the suburbs, so remote that he is almost going to the countryside. How could this little bat fly so far?

Shi Xiaobai said: "Luo Fufu is so stupid, he is [-]% lost."

When Shi Feng thought about it, it made sense. In order not to let this stupid bat live on the street, he had no choice but to drive to pick him up.

As soon as Shi Feng's car drove up the highway, Gu Gu followed up again, and the speed of the car unhurriedly fell to about [-] meters behind Shi Feng.

Shi Xiaobai's little milk cat lay on the back window of the car and made funny faces at Gu Yigu, trying to scare away this annoying guy.As soon as Gu Yigu saw the little white cat in the supernatural photo, Lie Xinxie frantically took pictures of Shi Xiaobai. Shi Xiaobai was dazzled by the shutter light, and Xiao Roupao took a picture of a plum blossom on the window , jumped angrily to the co-pilot, and bit Shifeng's sleeve.

Shi Feng said: "Don't make trouble, I don't want to be arrested by the traffic police."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Meow ~" Master, that strange man is following us again, so annoying.

Shi Feng said, "Don't worry about him."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Meow meow meow~" Then Xiaobai went to frighten him. If I float into his car with a spirit body and turn into a cat again, he will definitely be scared to death!

Shi Feng said, "I don't understand what you're talking about, be good to me."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Meow~" Good master, Xiaobai listens to everything from the master meow~

Shi Xiaobai jumped onto Shi Feng's lap, curled up into a hairball, yawned and was about to take a nap, it took three hours to drive from the city to Luo Fufu's location, just to catch up on sleep.

When Shi Feng arrived at the destination, it began to rain. Fortunately, he had an umbrella in his trunk, and when he held up the umbrella, Shi Xiaobai jumped onto his shoulder and leaned against his neck, as well-behaved as a delicately crafted bird. rag doll.

Shi Feng went to knock on the window of the car behind him, and Gu Yigu rolled down the window and smiled at Shi Feng, without the embarrassment of being caught at all—he was caught too many times and he forgot what embarrassment is.

Shi Feng asked, "Have you brought an umbrella?"

Gu Yigu said: "No." He looked at Shi Feng's big black umbrella and said, "Your umbrella is big enough, why don't we hold one together?"

Shi Feng said: "Hehe, if you don't have an umbrella, you can get caught in the rain."

Gu Yigu said: "...Are you here to take pleasure in other people's misfortunes?"

Shi Feng said, "Yes."

Gu Yigu: "..." Although honesty is a virtue, you don't have to implement it so thoroughly.

The roads in the country are difficult to walk, and the roads become extremely muddy when it rains. The splashed mud and sewage wet Shifeng's trouser legs, which makes him not in a good mood.

Shi Xiaobai went to lick Shi Feng's earlobe, and Shi Feng touched the cat's head to tell him not to make trouble. Shi Xiaobai rolled his eyes happily, and the gentle master melted the cat's heart.

Shi Feng found Luo Fufu by a grain pile. Luo Fufu was hanging upside down on a small tree next to him, wrapping himself with his wings, drowsy.

When Shi Feng bounced Luo Fufu, Luo Fufu jumped ten meters high like a frightened bird. After seeing clearly that the person who bounced him was Shi Feng, he flew back with flapping wings and landed on Shi Feng's other shoulder.

Shi Xiaobai stepped on Shi Feng's head and scratched Luo Fufu with the cat's paws. The master's shoulders belonged exclusively to him, so don't share them with others!

Shi Feng grabbed Shi Xiaobai and put it in his pocket, not letting a certain daring cat play tricks on his head, Shi Xiaobai meowed, unwillingly scratching Shi Feng's coat with his nails, Shi Feng ignored him, He lost interest in shaving for a while, then retracted into his pocket in frustration.

When Luo Fufu saw Xiaobai was deflated, he raised his head arrogantly. If he was in human form, he would probably applaud.

Shi Feng asked Luo Fufu, "Why did you fly here?"

Luo Fufu turned into a human with a "thud", jumped to the ground, hugged Shi Feng's thigh, and said, "Report to God of War, I'm here to investigate information about Gu Yigu."

Shi Feng looked around for a week, and saw a big drum in this group of grain piles, and understood what Luo Fufu's so-called grain drum meant.

Shi Feng asked in a black line: "What information did you detect?"

Luo Fufu bit the branch and thought for a while, then said, "Well, there are a lot of birds!"

Shi Feng: "..." At what point did he have a brain twitch to send tasks to Luo Fufu? I really want to give myself Aite Brain Science.

Luo Fufu asked: "Lord God of War, why do you want Gu Yigu's information? Do you want to eat bird meat? I can catch one for you. But now it's raining and the birds are flying away. When the rain stops... "

Shi Feng picked up Luo Fufu's back collar expressionlessly, turned around and left, Luo Fufu was so strangled by the collar that he couldn't speak, holding his face bitterly, blah blah, lord God of War is so cruel.

Shi Feng brought Luo Fufu to Zhen Gu Yigu and said, "This is Gu Yigu."

Luo Fufu burst into tears and said, "Hello, so you are a human being."

Gu Yigu swallowed the "Hello kid" back to his stomach. After living for 25 years, it was the first time he was questioned if he was a good person!Why on earth do you think I'm not alone, kid!Anyway, he looks like a dog!

The dog-like Gu Yigu said, "This is your illegitimate son as rumored?" He couldn't keep up with Shi Feng's pace just now, so he didn't see the process of Luo Fufu transforming from a bat into a human.

Shi Feng said, "Hehe, what do you think?"

Gu Yigu said: "According to my inference, this is not your son. This child is about six or seven years old. You are 21 years old this year. According to this calculation, you will become a father at 14 years old, and you will become a father at 13 years old." Let the child's mother have a big belly, how talented it is to be so awesome."

Shi Feng said: "Hehe."

Gu Yigu asked: "Why did you bring this child to see me?"

Luo Fufu said: "Because I want to monitor you!"

Gu Yigu said awkwardly: "Why don't you say it so blatantly?"

Luo Fufu asked: "Why not?"

Gu Yigu said: "If you tell me, I will be more vigilant, then it will be very difficult for you to monitor me."

Luo Fufu suddenly realized: "Yes! Why didn't I think of it? Woohoo, what should I do?"

Luo Fufu cried whenever he wanted, and shed tears for free. Gu Yigu was so depressed that he wanted to cry too. Creatures like children really don't understand, don't make him look like a villain who bullies children!

Shi Feng took Luo Fufu to identify the person, stopped talking nonsense, and carried Luo Fufu into the car, drove away directly, and splashed dirty water more than one meter high all over Gu Yigu's body.

Gu Yigu wiped the water from the ends of his hair, expressing that he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the wind at all, what exactly is this man trying to do?

In the car, Luo Fufu knelt on the seat and piously admitted his mistake.

Luo Fufu said: "I'm sorry, God of War, I promise I won't make a mistake next time."

Shi Xiaobai stepped on Luo Fufu's back and slapped the back of Luo Fufu's head with his paws.Really distressed.

Luo Fufu said: "Lord God of War, I guarantee that this is an accident. It is this man named Gu Yigu whose name is so strange that he misled me!"

Shi Feng: "..." The name is indeed strange, but your logic is even more strange, okay?

Luo Fufu said: "Lord God of War, please give me another chance. I will investigate all eighteen generations of Gu Yigu's ancestors." He clenched his fist firmly, "I will become the most reliable intelligence chief under the command of Lord God of War. , At that time, my autobiography can be written like this, I made mistakes when I was young, but fortunately Lord God of War is magnanimous and gave me a chance to reform. Lord God of War’s information network has collected first-hand news from the three worlds of heaven, human and demon. Wow, inspirational and cool, what do you think, Lord God of War? Is there anything that needs to be revised?”

Shi Feng: "..." What needs to be modified is your brain!

When the car drove into the urban area, the wind threw Gu Yigu away. Luo Fufu turned into a bat in the car, so Xiongjiu wanted to chase Gu Yigu, but he didn't know how to open the window. Flying around in the carriage, was pinched by Shifeng.

Shi Feng said: "Don't move around, go back and sit down."

Luo Fufu hung upside down on the rearview mirror and acted as a wind chime. Shi Xiaobai tried to pat Luo Fufu, and Luo Fufu shook and shook. "Meow ~" screamed like a small cannonball fell on Shifeng's leg, hitting something between Shifeng's legs.

Shi Feng's face turned blue, he opened the locker in the car and threw Shi Xiaobai and Luo Fufu into it, then closed the locker, turning a deaf ear to the two little guys' begging for mercy.

This day is over!