Becoming a God Guide

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When it was time to go to bed, Shifeng felt worried again.

Since Shi Xiaobai moved into Shi Feng's house, the two of them slept in the same bed every day, but before today, Shi Xiaobai was a spirit body, even if Shi Feng turned over and suppressed someone, it didn't matter. Anyway, I can't feel it, it's not much different from sleeping alone.But when Shi Xiaobai has a real body, it is not the same thing. It is a lively and warm person, who will occupy half of his bed, and will crush people when he turns over.

Just thinking about it makes me panic.

Shi Feng said, "You sleep on the sofa."

Shi Xiaobai pursed his mouth, neither crying nor fussing, just looked at Shi Feng pitifully.

Shi Feng sighed and said, "I sleep on the sofa."

When Shi Feng went to get his own pillow, Shi Xiaobai threw himself on Shi Feng, throwing Shi Feng onto the bed.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Why does the master sleep on the sofa? Well, Xiaobai swears that he will maintain a sleeping position until dawn. Master, don't abandon Xiaobai."

Shi Feng said, "I can't maintain a sleeping position."

Shi Xiaobai said: "I am willing to be a human cushion for the master, and the master can press it however he wants."

Shi Feng: "..." Where did this little guy learn so many puns?

When Shi Feng slept on the sofa, he sat on the armrest of the sofa; when Shi Feng slept on the bed, he occupied a small corner beside the bed and lay down.In short, Shifeng sleeps wherever he sleeps, and he is very persistent.

A master and a servant struggled until midnight over the question of where to sleep, and they were all so sleepy that they panicked.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Master, Xiaobai wants to sleep."

Shi Feng said, "Then go to sleep."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Xiaobai wants to sleep with the master."

Shi Feng: "..."

Shi Feng found that although Shi Xiaobai called him the master, he was in control in name, but he was often the one who compromised in the real relationship between the two.

Shi Feng rubbed Shi Xiaobai's big braid into a chicken coop, and said, "Go to sleep, don't make trouble with me anymore."

Shi Xiaobai happily made a V gesture, and sat next to Shi Feng contentedly.

Shi Feng stared at Shi Xiaobai's innocent sleeping face, and pinched the other person's nose in bewilderment.

The hidden memory fragments in "Guide to Getting Started" are all random, which also causes the order of the memories received by Shifeng to be chaotic, one by one, and it is difficult to sort out the time point.

The memory of this time is many years before Shifeng produced "Guide to Adulthood". At that time, there was more than one fairy in the heaven, Shifeng, he had many companions, and among these companions, there was one person who liked to pester him the most. He, chasing him and begging for a fight.But this person can't beat him, loses every time, and cries when he loses, causing Shi Feng to detour when he sees him.Shi Feng couldn't remember this person's name, and couldn't see his face clearly, so he nicknamed him Fighter Maniac.

Brawler's wish is to defeat Shifeng and replace him as God of War.

Then the desire is full, and the reality is skinny.

Fighting Maniac and Shi Feng have fought for hundreds of years, and have never won a single game, not even a draw.So, the fighting maniac went to the devil world in a fit of anger, saying that he wanted to come back after training and fight again.But as soon as the brawler arrived in the Demon Realm, he suffered from a secondary illness. He beat up the previous Demon Lord in the Demon Realm and replaced him, and then proclaimed himself a Demon God.The result can be imagined, when he aggressively led the monsters to wreak havoc on the earth, Shifeng, the god of war, struck him and sealed him away.

Shi Feng thought, this Demon God has a brain.

Shi Feng was woken up by Shi Xiaobai, although this little guy swore that he would be honest, but the oath was too vulnerable before instinct.

Shi Xiaobai's whole body was pressed against Shi Feng's body, using Shi Feng's chest as a pillow, and drooling from his mouth, making Shi Feng's thin pajamas wet.

Shi Feng stroked his forehead with his hands, and wanted to throw Shi Xiaobai Tuanba Tuanba out of the window every minute.

When Shi Feng got up, Shi Xiaobai rolled out of the bed with a gurgling sound. He rolled too fast, and Shi Feng failed to catch him—because half of his body was numb from Shi Xiaobai's pressure, his speed was much slower.

Shi Xiaobai turned over and continued to sleep on his stomach with his limbs wide open. Perhaps he had dreamed of something. He called "Master" twice, giggled strangely, and woke himself up with a smile.

Shi Feng: "..." Too stupid to look directly at.

Shi Xiaobai obediently said good morning to Shi Feng, glanced sharply at the suspicious water stains on Shi Feng's chest, touched the corner of his mouth subconsciously, and said with a dry smile: "Hahaha, I dreamed that I was eating chicken legs, okay?" Fragrant."

Shi Feng said: "Hehe."

When Shifeng sneered, Xiaobai was afraid, and rushed forward like a dog, and Mao recommended himself: "Master, Xiaobai will help you wash your clothes."

Shi Feng asked distrustfully, "Will you?"

Shi Xiaobai hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes!"

Shi Feng took off his pajamas in front of Shi Xiaobai, revealing his topless body, his strong chest and abdominal muscles made Shi Xiaobai drool all over the floor.

Shi Xiaobai wiped his mouth, and said obediently: "Master, don't worry, Xiaobai will also wipe the floor. Hehehe, as a reward, can you let me touch the master's mermaid line, it's so sexy! Touch it and you will be lucky." Year."

Shi Feng: "..." The idiot is really hopeless.

Shi Xiaobai soaked Shifeng's pajamas with water, and poured half a bag of washing powder into it. While rubbing the clothes, he thought that this was the master's pajamas, which smelled like the master's, and was worn by the master next to his body. Countless pink bubbles popped up against his background—every idiot is a brain tonic emperor.

Hey, no, this bubble came out of the basin!

Shi Xiaobai poured too much washing powder, and every time he rubbed it, there would be more bubbles, until the basin could no longer hold it, and the bubbles rushed out, half flooding the bathroom.

When Shi Xiaobai stepped on the small bench, he felt miserable alone on an isolated island. He turned on the faucet through the air, trying to flush the bubbles away, but things were counterproductive. The more water, the more bubbles, and the rapid growth The bubbles gushed out of the bathroom, and rushed to the living room without any hesitation.

Shi Feng looked at Bubbles under his feet, and then at Shi Xiaobai, who was standing alone on the small bench with the golden rooster, with veins popping out of his forehead.

He shouldn't let this stupid book spirit do things and ask for trouble.

Shi Xiaobai couldn't figure out Bubble, so he had to ask Shi Feng for help.

Shi Xiaobai directed a few bubbles to fly in front of Shi Feng's eyes, forming the words SOS, Shi Feng punctured the bubbles with black lines, rolled up his trouser legs and went into the bathroom.

Shi Xiaobai opened his arms to Shi Feng, and Shi Feng resignedly picked up the man on his back and mopped the floor with a mop.

The disaster was so severe that the wind dragged it for a long time and the house still smelled of washing powder, so I simply did a big cleaning.Shi Xiaobai also came to help, but luckily he wasn't so stupid that he couldn't even clean tables and windows.

After cleaning, both of them were tired lying on the sofa, Shi Xiaobai volunteered to cook in order to express his apology to the master.Shi Feng pressed Shi Xiaobai's soft belly, and pushed him back to the original place, determined not to let this guy harm the kitchen again.

Shi Xiaobai would misunderstand, bowed his head shyly, and said: "Does the master want to cook for Xiao Bai so much? Xiao Bai is so touched, I am the happiest book spirit in the world. But the master said that when I get it, I also get it." To give, Xiaobai also wants to do something for the master."

Shi Feng said: "You are obedient and you have done the best thing for me." I will be thankful if I don't cause trouble for me, okay?

Shi Xiaobai clasped his hands together and said firmly, "Xiaobai will always be obedient!"

Shi Feng said: "Yeah." I hope so.

Shi Xiaobai's guarantee is that the fallen leaves in autumn will be gone when the wind blows.

Shi Xiaobai has wandered around in this modern society for a while, and has a certain understanding of the terms used in this society and electronic products, but that is only on paper, and he himself has never played with electronic products.Therefore, when Shifeng turned on the computer, Shi Xiaobai stared straight at the screen, his big eyes twinkling like searchlights.

Shi Feng asked, "Want to play?"

Shi Xiaobai said, "Yes!"

Shi Feng stepped aside and said, "Let's play."

Shi Xiaobai asked, "What do I want to play?"

Shi Feng said: "Browsing the web, playing games and so on."

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, then I will go to the forum to see the owner's special building."

Shi Feng said, "There's nothing to see."

Shi Xiaobai said: "I want to see, hehe, I want to see how my love rivals view Master. Their feelings for Master are definitely not as deep as mine. I have been with Master for so long."

Shi Feng: "..." This is all about what.

Shi Feng called out the website of A Big Forum for Shi Xiaobai, and clicked into his special building. There are already twenty of his special buildings, and each building has thousands of floors. It takes an hour.Shi Xiaobai didn't think the buildings were too many or too long at all, he looked at them with great interest as soon as he entered, with a smug smile on his face.

Stupid humans, you are 100 years too early to approach my master.

Shi Xiaobai went to climb the special building, which gave Shi Feng a moment of peace, so he wrote the paper with the PAD.There is no noise from Shi Xiaobai, Shi Feng writes like flying, writing smoothly, but this cleanliness is destined not to last long.

Shi Feng heard the "popping" sound of the computer keyboard, the loud sound was not typing on the keyboard at all, but smashing the keyboard.

Shi Feng asked, "Xiaobai, what are you doing?"

Shi Xiaobai said angrily: "Master, someone is saying bad things about you, Xiaobai will scold you back."

Shi Feng bent down, bypassing Shi Xiaobai to support the table with one hand, and sliding the mouse with the other hand, this posture almost hugged Shi Xiaobai, Shi Xiaobai's anger disappeared in an instant, his face was flushed, and he half tilted his head He peeked at Shifeng with his head.

Although most of the people in Shifeng's special building are his fans, there are also sunspots.Some people praised Shifeng, and naturally others scolded Shifeng, such as pretending to be aggressive, or being unreasonable, and some even said that Shifeng was impotent, fetish and so on.

As Shi Feng's number one fan, Shi Xiaobai couldn't bear others' insults to Shi Feng, so he wanted to retaliate immediately, but he couldn't compete with people in real life through the Internet, so he could only talk about it in the air .Shi Xiaobai wanted to type and curse back, but he couldn't type, and after typing for a long time, there was a bunch of garbled characters, so he hit the keyboard fiercely in anger.

Shi Feng said: "This building is sealed, you can't reply."

Shi Xiaobai pursed his mouth and said, "It's so disgusting, the master is so perfect, why would someone speak ill of the master. Hmph, they are all jealous."

Shi Feng said: "I'm not RMB, so naturally I won't be loved by everyone."

Shi Xiaobai said: "The owner is a British pound! The one with the largest face value."

Shi Feng said, "I don't know if I'm a British pound or not. I only know that you have to convert RMB for me."

Shi Feng turned the keyboard upside down, shook it, and several keys were detached from the body, falling to pieces—obviously smashed by Shi Xiaobai.

Shi Xiaobai had a troubled expression on his face, and he resorted to his trump card, crying, "Master, I was wrong, blah blah, I won't destroy public property again."

Shi Xiaobai tried his best to cry realistically, and blew a long runny nose, making Shi Feng nauseous enough.

Shi Feng wiped Shi Xiaobai's snot with a napkin, his heart was so stuffy, what kind of book spirit is this, he is a brat at all!