Becoming a God Guide

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There is a new hot post on the A big forum - "I picked up the sunflower that the male god didn't want, and thinking that this sunflower was cultivated by the male god himself, I am very happy."

[The sunflower I picked up is mine]: Shi Shuai’s neighborhood is not far from our school. Most people know about it. Today, when the poster passed by that neighborhood, he happened to see the male god walking down the stairs. After a while, I was thinking about whether to strike up a conversation or ask for a phone number in a shameless manner. The male god went to the garbage chute and put down a pot of sunflowers. The sunflowers were very beautiful, much better than the sunflowers seen in the photo. The sunflowers in the flower field are much more beautiful!The landlord has flowers in his own home, so he likes flowers very much.The male god stood facing the sunflower for a while and then left. The host waited for more than an hour and the male god did not go downstairs again. This means that the pot of sunflowers is not wanted by the male god!So, the witty landlord picked up the sunflower, and it is now on the balcony of our bedroom. Here is a photo for you.

The poster's photography skills were too poor, resulting in blurry pixels and double images in this sunflower photo, but Shi Feng still recognized it as the sunflower from the Demon Realm at a glance.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Hey, it was picked up by someone, so it must not be able to pester the owner again, that's great!"

Shi Feng didn't speak, but frowned slightly, keeping this sunflower in the dormitory, I'm afraid that everyone in that dormitory will suffer.

Shifeng slides the mouse and pulls down the post.

[What's so great about picking up a potted flower]: Congratulations to the host for picking up the sunflower of the male god, hey, this sentence feels weird.

[There is a way to pick up the underwear of the male god]: The host is very lucky, I will also go to the male god's community to guard, if only I can pick up the underwear of the male god.

[The men and women upstairs are too wretched]: The panties of male gods are not something ordinary people like you can pick up!

[I have the guts to pick up the underwear of a male god]: What's wrong with me being a male, can't a male be obsessed with a male god and pick up his underwear?

[The men and women upstairs are too wretched]: My male god doesn't like men, so just give up.

[I have the guts to pick up the male god's underwear]: Yo~ you already know that the male god doesn't like men?Please note that the male god has never been in a relationship. Who knows whether his sexual orientation is male or female?Maybe his gender is male, a male-oriented double man.

[If you are fighting, please open another post]: Are we going to discuss sunflowers?Shi Shuai's sexual orientation has been fought for several rounds, so there is nothing to fight.

[I want to touch that pot of sunflowers]: Sir, can I go to your bedroom and touch that pot of sunflowers?I also want to get a little bit of the landlord's luck and the handsomeness of the male god.

[I'll post a nympho]: The sunflower raised by the male god is as handsome as the male god, 32 likes!

[The sunflower I picked up is mine]: Hahahaha, I won't let others touch the sunflower. The girls in my dorm have touched the sunflower as a mimosa.

[Mimosa brand sunflower]: Inexplicably, I was poked at the point of laughter, 23333333.

……

Shi Feng rubbed his forehead, he couldn't let Sunflower stay in the girls' dormitory, it was doing harm to others.But where should he put the sunflower if he wants it back?He himself didn't want to raise that pot of sunflowers.Shi Feng shifted his gaze to "Guide to Becoming a God", and asked Shi Xiaobai, "Can sunflowers be raised in "Guide to Becoming a God"?"

Shi Xiaobai said: "Oh, master, you still want to raise it? Yes, you can raise anything in "Guide to Becoming a God". When your supernatural power is enough, you can even stuff the earth and its people into the "Guide to Becoming a God". It’s in Guide to Becoming a God.”

Shi Feng: "..." Damn it!Do you want to be so against the sky!

University A covers a large area and has a large number of people. There are five buildings in the girls' dormitory alone, and there are thousands of dormitories. Shifeng can't find them one by one.The most direct way is to ask the girl who picked up the sunflower in a post on the forum.

Although Shi Feng is a frequent visitor to the A-big forum, he usually dives and has replied to very few posts, and he also replies casually wearing a vest without revealing his identity. It is conceivable how much sensation it caused.

Shi Feng bit the bullet and replied under the post.

[I am the owner of the sunflower]: @[The sunflower I picked up is mine] Hello, I am the owner of the sunflower. I put the sunflower downstairs for some reason in the morning. Can you return the sunflower? give to me?

[Fuck, what do these mean]: What do you mean upstairs?Sunflower's former owner was Shi Shuai, who are you?Could it be... Damn it!real or fake? !

[The male god will come to the forum, whoever wakes me up]: The upstairs is from COS, this forum is anonymous, and everyone can say that I am the principal if they touch me.

[I don't believe that male gods will be on the forum]: @[I am the owner of Sunflower] If you are Shishuai, please give evidence, otherwise you are Sunflower who has ulterior motives and wants to deceive the landlord.

[I also want the sunflower of the male god]: @[I am the owner of the sunflower] It is definitely not Shifeng, I am Shifeng, @[The sunflower I picked up is mine] The host, in fact, I am Shifeng Ah, why don't you give me the sunflower.

[Is this a male god COS contest]: Get upstairs!A male god would not speak in such a tone, don't destroy the image of a male god!

……

There was a lot of noise on the forum, and the post turned two pages in an instant. It was all about fighting and cosplaying. There were a few floors where the cosplaying was very similar. The words, the coldness, were all fake , even more stylish than Shi Feng's deity.

Shi Xiaobai said: "These people are so stupid, they can't even recognize the owner."

Shi Feng said: "This is an anonymous forum." It must be strange to recognize it.

Shi Xiaobai said: "Xiaobai can recognize it! The owner is unique."

Shi Feng: "..." You can recognize it because you are floating behind me.

When Shifeng was thinking of going all out and posting a selfie on the forum to prove that he was real, the reply from one floor set the whole floor on fire.

[I'm an IT major and learning hacking techniques by myself]: I checked the IP of [I'm the owner of Sunflower], and his address is the neighborhood where Shi Shuai lives.

[Fuck, what do these mean]: Isn't it?Really such a coincidence?Could it be...

[Not necessarily a male god]: There are many students from our school in the apartment in that area, it may not be a male god.

[Male God Appears in A Big Forum]: I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!How could someone as cold as my male god be on the forum?He should be drinking high-end coffee in a high-end coffee shop and reading the original version of the world famous book.

[This setting is explosive]: What era did the upstairs live in?This setting is no longer popular.

[Thinking that the male god is reading the posts is a little bit turbulent]: Imagine that the male god is scrolling through posts related to himself with a cold face and countless bullet screens pop up in his heart, I think it's cute!cry!up!The male god looks at me The male god looks at me, you are my life!

[I'm an IT major and learning hacking techniques by myself]: The IP address is Building B of the community.

[Really a male god]: Ten thousand heads of grass and mud run wildly past, building B is the one where the male god lives!Fuck, is it really me?God, please say another word!

[Calling the male god]: The landlord, come and see the male god!

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[I am the owner of the sunflower]: I am Shifeng.

[No regrets in this life]: Take a photo with the male god in the front row!

[Really a male god]: Take a photo with the male god in the front row!

[I'm an IT major and teaching myself hacking techniques]: Taking a photo with the male god in the front row!

……

[The sunflower I picked up is mine]: Ahhh!The host was so excited that he was about to faint, did he actually get a reply from the male god himself after posting a post? @[I am the owner of the sunflower] male god, do you want to get the sunflower back?Sorry sorry, I thought you didn't want it so I picked it up.

[I'm the owner of the sunflower]: It's okay, it's my fault for throwing the sunflower around, how can I contact you?

[The sunflower I picked up is mine]: I'll leave you my email address, man.

[Fuck, what do these mean]: Don't be so stingy, the landlord, just publish your address directly, so that we can go and watch the male god.

[Ask to form a group to watch the male god]: Kneel and ask for the address of the landlord's dormitory!

[Really a male god]: Hahahaha, I share the dormitory with the landlord, and I made a lot of money!

……

[I am the owner of the sunflower]: @[The sunflower I picked up is mine] I have emailed you my phone number, if it is convenient, I will find you when the rain stops.

[The sunflower is mine when I pick it up]: Good male god, wait for the male god!I'll go down and run around in the rain first, and the chicken will cry!

[Envy, jealousy and hatred towards the landlord]: I silently raised the torch.

[Burning the landlord to death]: I silently raised the pepper.

[My chest is on fire]: I lit the torch.

After getting in touch with the girl who picked up the sunflower, Shifeng quit the post, and it happened that the rain stopped, so he planned to meet the sunflower.

When Shi Feng arrived at the downstairs of the dormitory of the girl picking up flowers, he called the girl, and a few minutes later, a group of girls came running.

Shi Feng: "..." This formation is too big!

There were six or seven girls in total, and the leader was holding sunflowers. She smiled embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, Shi Shuai, they are all in the same dormitory or the next dormitory. They all followed."

A curly-haired girl said: "It's worth seeing, it's a rare opportunity to be handsome when you get in close contact!"

A group of people agreed one after another, laughing and laughing.

Shi Feng wasn't disgusted either, he said to Girl Picking Up Flowers, "I'm the one who troubled you."

Picking up flowers girl said: "No trouble."

Shifeng took the sunflower, said goodbye to the girls, and left. When he left, the girls were all blown up, chirping and saying that he is more handsome when he looks close up than when he looks far away. He really makes money and shows off to others when he turns around. go!